Thread 509541704

Happy 4th! Today is the last day that many many amerimutts will have all 10 fingers!

Let’s be gleeful and merry as videos of amerimutts losing their fingers to “fire crackas” pour in as the night progresses!

>>509541704 (OP)
Just a flesh wound.

>>509541704 (OP)
Its really sad that people are losing their fingers. They will go to the hospital where insurances will have to pay hundred of thousands of dollars to put them back together and my premium will go up.

we need to start making fireworks that kill you outright legal

>>509541704 (OP)
Just walk it off. Spash some water

>>509541704 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Y1NZCgjqfVc

flesh and bone is so disgusting. why couldn't I have been born as a tiny bug or something.

>>509541704 (OP)
You have to wait for tomorrow's news

>>509541704 (OP)
Based I saw a nigger hand like that earlier

>>509541995
you're something even worse, a leaf

>hand
Child's play. You are like a little baby senor!

>>509541802
>>509541704 (OP)
Did they put it back together?
Leaving the bones exposed to air isn't good for them

>>509541704 (OP)
When I was a kid I lit a firecracker in my hand and the fuse zipped in, but it didn't go off, it was a dud. I used up my entire lifetimes worth of luck.

>>509543277
checked

>>509543159
Medicine is basically advanced butchery. They probably just amputate the wriest.

>>509543548
If you fucking light a quarterstick and forget to throw it, amputate at the head

>/pol/tards are too pussy to use fireworks
Very amusing

>>509541704 (OP)
OP is just ass blasted he's going to be deported in a week

>>509541995
You aren't "you". There is no such thing as a soul and shit.

>>509541704 (OP)
>fucked around
>found out

this needs to happen to every degenerate who feels the need to blow fireworks. there seems to be a lot of overlap with wiggers who love to shoot guns too. may their arms get blown and shot off too.

>>509541704 (OP)
Gonna just advocate cutting off the hand. Whatever is left would be too gruesome to be worth whatever limited function it may perform.

>>509543834
I was lighting off bottle rockets with this kid from Columbia last night in a parking lot and the fucker was just throwing them in the sky.
It was pretty based. Cops came, we split, no one got arrested. Crazy fuck accidentally a neighbors window with a screamer.

>>509544058
>People using their freedom should blow themselves up
Definitely a kike.

>>509541704 (OP)
That looks painful but what do I know
I still have both hands

>>509541704 (OP)
>>509541995
you are divine engineering. A walking complex electrical circuitry. Held up by mineral deposits and water for flesh and fueled by organic matter. Yet you fantasize of being a bugman. Eternal gay leaf

>>509541704 (OP)
I for one will laugh hard as eurocunts die by the millions in ww3

>>509544166
>Cops came, we split, no one got arrested.

Yeah, you're a fucking nigger. Get the fuck out of here.

LMAO

>>509543834
OP is an immigrant and so has nothing to celebrate.

>>509544249
>listen to me very carefully

I think fireworks should be regulated similar to firearms and other explosives.

>>509544673
>I think fireworks should be regulated
you would be the kind to vote for monthly dick up your anus if you could, you pathetic Marxist weakling. First to snitch

>>509544235
nope, 100% white, no nigger genes including the desert your family comes from.
I just have testicles that work between my legs.

>>509541821
>put them back together
nah their hands are fucked it will never work agien

>>509544968
No, you're just fucking trash and you type and think like fucking trash. Fucking retard.

>>509541704 (OP)
All these dumb motherfuckers flashing their brights at the cars ahead of them and tailgating, at night, when traffic is going at or faster than the speed limit, has its own lights on, and is following the rules of the road, should be kneecapped and have a lit firecracker shoved into their hand, duct-taped closed, so they can no longer fucking drive.
Or shot in the head! I don't care!

>>509545172
only bots or kikes reply to other posters like you do so I'm just going to hide your ID
Seethe harder

>>509544673
You're a coward and a niggerfaggot, let the trash take itself out.

>>509543159
nah they'll be alright man don't worry about it

>>509545214
>Or shot in the head! I don't care!
the slow Boomer is confused and angry at modern LED external automotive illumination in his mediocre, shitty economy car.

>>509543589
Those are tendons you faggot

>>509544673
No one cares what you think nigger

>>509544199
sometimes I fart and it stinks really bad but it still smells good to me it's weird

It's been nonstop explosions in my neighborhood for the past several hours. I think it's pretty cool. I went into my back yard and emptied the mags of several guns into the sky for a while for fun.

>>509541704 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Mutt scum!

>>509544249
mah nigguh you don't got no medicaid no more

>>509545394
Drink a glass of half and half just trust me.

>>509544673
I think ICE should deport this guy

>>509545343
Having LEDs is not the problem, flashing brights like it will do anything at all is monkey-tier niggertarded, like yourself. What is being accomplished other than creating a hazard? Why does this genetic filth deserve to exist? Why should they not be kneecapped and have their hands blown off to remove the hazard to others?

>>509545394
>sometimes I fart and it stinks really bad but it still smells good to me it's weird
Saar, it really do be that way sometimes

>>509545274
If your only comeback is that I'm a jew or a bot that just means you have no critical thinking abilities at all you fucking idiot.

Only niggers like you do stupid, degenerate shit then run away when cops show up. You fucking piece of shit, you're a garbage human being.

>>509545358
Shut up nigger those are vaxx clots and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise

>>509541704 (OP)
I dont play with the blackmarket stuff. Juice isnt worth the squeeze. I did shoot tannerite under a feed bag and it sent a wild boar 75 ft in the air. I never laughed so hard in my life

>>509541704 (OP)
Rather be a 4 fingered American than a ten digit euro faggot

I tried to take a recording and post it, but you can only hear the large explosions, not the nonstop small ones so it doesn't sound very impressive. You could hear the sirens in the background, no doubt someone's house is on fire or they blew themselves up, but you could barely hear that on the recording.

Anyway, happy 4th of July!

>>509541704 (OP)
ya exploding stuff is pretty based. it hurts though.
that's life

>>509544235
A boot licking kike at that. Only having no friends at Hebrew school can cause an outcome like this.
>threw a bunch of bottle rockets tonight

>>509543548
Pretty much what I expected but it looks like they could have saved a finger, the skins there at least, someems to even have nerves
>>509543690
I didn't disagree

>>509545293
The bones will dry out and crack

>>509543159
That's not the bones, tard. Those are veins or nerves. Can't tell from this angle, also not a body mechanic, aka, medic. I see 2 finger, maybe it can be done? They had fix the face of that old dude that got maul by a bear after all.

>>509541995
you chinese canadian?

>>509545394
Based
Try taking NAC. I was ripping the muskiest, most pungent farts imaginable. I was ripping ass so bad at work that someone started spraying Febreeze. Thought I was going to shit my pants as I was greedily inhaling the rancid aroma. Wish my nose was closer to my ass sometimes.

>>509546036
Faces dont use can openers

>>509546036
I thought they looked scrawny
Not that you mention it, those are probably tendons. Bones are somewhere in the field lol

My house smells like gunpowder and I haven't lit a single firework yet. Waiting until the moon is high in the sky

>>509545753
>tannerite under a feed bag and it sent a wild boar 75 ft in the air
and this is what i can call proper firework....not that pantsy shit

>>509544171
I had a tooth plucked out

>>509541704 (OP)
>>509541802
>the "for how long do you keep the biggest firecracker in your hand" challenge

>>509541704 (OP)
Photos like this remind me that it really sucks we don't have the ability to completely shut off pain with a thought.

>>509541835
I always rub dirt on my exposed bone.

>>509544673
You're right. Don't give them to brown people.

>>509546341
We do have that ability. People have demonstrated it multiple times. It's just not easy to get into that mindset.

The same shit happens every New Year's Eve in Naples, the amerimutts are officially honorary Terroni

>>509546013
You can just water the bones you dumb mutt.
>Mutt education

>>509546414
We do July 4th and New Year's better than you can imagine, because you faggots outlaw all the best fireworks because they could be used as weapons or put into an explosive device. Your fireworks are domesticated, tamed, safe versions of ours. Bitch.

>>509546353
This is what I'm always saying about the legal limit of alcohol and driving.
Call me racist or whatever but I genuinely think that the limit for white Christian men should be 20% higher than it is for others.

>>509546528
Drinking and driving was soft-legal until the 1970s when beaners started mass migrating. It was normal to have a beer on a road trip, while driving.

>>509546349
That’s a coincidence.
Your mom likes to rub my bone too

>>509544235
>NO FIREWORKS WITHIN CITY LIMITS!!!!!
KYS greatest generation grandnigger go clean your dentures

>>509546528
It's simply the easiest test, even if not always accurate. I've met men who could drink 5x as much as me (and I'm no lightweight drinker) and be totally fine, even though they were shorter than me. IMO they should stick with the roadside agility and perception tests, because if you can pass that, then you're obviously fine to drive a car.

>>509546494
>This glownigger doesn't have automatic bone sprinklers

>>509546501
Clearly you have never been to Naples on New Year's Eve, those terroni are so armed that they would easily shoot down a B2 Spirit of yours with neo-melodic music playing in the background

>>509546818
Naples is a sithole I'm sure is niggertown MAXXBLAXX on NYE. Also why are you hiding behind that flag are you from a 3rd world country?

>>509546590
She's a bit of a slut, like your dad. He tongues my ass right after I take a spicy taco/1 liter of tequila shit. Sometimes I eat corn, he likes that. I hear the kernels pop on his mouth.

>>509546215
hand transplant is a thing either way, not common, but exist. There was a iceland guy that was basically h-armless. He did the 2 arm implants in the last few years. It took the guy more than 10 years just got the donors in france, he spend some 20 years without arms.
I also don't think we are that far off to grafting new hands and stuff.
There's also that magic powder that a burger academic professor synthesis, he discover the mechanism that some lizard have to regenerate limbs, we also have the proteins but they are not active, his brother grew a finger that he lost. Then again that was almost fucking 20 years ago, and you would think it would be widespread at this point of the game.
https://macleans.ca/general/man-regrows-finger-with-pig-pixie-dust/
>>509546226
I just saw too much gore over the years and also, when you eat meat you tend to identify fat, nerve and veins. I hate nerves on my food, is nasty. You cannot really chew it like meat.
Also veins without blood are white if I'm not mistaken. That's why my confusion.

>>509546590
>>509546954
Now kiss.

you do best to listen to the performers and their expertise on lights

>>509546669
>>509546575
Kek you guys ever seen this? Very much related. It's what administered this redpill about drinking under the influence.
https://youtu.be/W_tqQYmgMQg?si=Zuqzt5vtl6IUUVQL
Of course it was fine when everyone was white. It makes sense.
Nowadays we have niggers and spics with automatic or even self driving cars and they still manage to fuck everything up.

>>509545343
Look at this bitch-boy whore, too cowardly to respond to a rebuttal. Afraid you're in the group that would be getting their hands blown off, you nigger?

>>509546931
Yes Naples sucks, but not as much as your cities full of niggers, shitskins and various mestizos

>>509547171
>the pedestrian doesn't get tested, I think that's unfair
I once went to jail for the crime of walking home drunk, because I didn't want to drive my car (because I thought I was too drunk to drive)

nothing else, didn't cause any disturbance or trouble, just walking down the sidewalk after midnight and a cop pulled over to ask me why. And I made the mistake of being honest with the police and telling him I'm drunk so I'm walking home, so I got 3 days in jail for that.

>>509547171
Holy shit what a redpill.
>a drunk pedestrian could cause an accident
Completely true.
>>509547455
American police are Jewish Freemason pedophiles who extort citizens, and are above the law. They are sovereign citizens who are allowed to commit crime.

>>509547171
Imagine getting DUI charges because you operated a horse drawn carriage while drunk. As if the horse is drunk.

>>509541704 (OP)
TOTAL KIKE DEATH

>>509543910
>nihilism
absolute rubbish

>>509541704 (OP)
leave the fireworks for the pros

>>509547455
And this is why it is morally acceptable to kill a cop of any nationality that is harassing a citizen when they are not causing a disturbance, there is no emergency, and there is no serious risk of danger to the public before the government niggerfaggot decided to go full retard.

>>509548122
It does not take professional training to learn not to hold them while they go off, you Goddamned coward.

>>509548364
Blacks and whites will be united over their hatred of police. When a white george floyd happens, it's over for cops. Blacks are going to start Luigi'ing cops, and whites will look the other way.

>>509541704 (OP)
Jesus Christ.
Happy 4th of July, Americans!

>>509547455
Damn it brother I'm sorry to hear that they got you like this. I bet you thought you would be all good for doing the responsible thing. I suppose you'd have been better off just driving.
What kind of road were you walking on?
>>509547833
Completely true anon. Have you ever been behind the wheel after like 5 beers and you're absolutely and totally fucking fine to drive a full tank away and another one back?
I'm not saying I endorse driving under the influence but I am saying I have had a few and then tested very gingerly if I was okay in a parking lot, then got on the road and just had a blast. I mean a whale of a time. Driving while buzzed is a white man's pass time and that's why (((they)))) took it from us. To prepare us for the unending tide of shitskin vagabonds who even when sober as a judge, can not even master a belt buckle or shoe laces.
Of course whites can drive more drunk than other races. We invented the car.

>>509545777
Facts nigga ahaaaa

Also happy 249th Birthday to America. I love the USA and I thank white Jesus every single day that he gave me a second chance at life in this amazing country.
And when I say that I mean white Americans, not the ZOG government or the nigger golem police. I'm FROM England originally but I have worked extremely hard to become a convincing American.

>>509548440
Likely outcome given current levels of retardation, except it'll turn out nobody had a clue what color the guy was who shot the fucker and no race has a claim to it.
Couldn' see shit, "officer". Oh, and somebody's about to run that red light behind you.
They could also just run the country properly and states would not permit police departments to act like they do, but no, they actually just want to die.

>>509545394
The product of "divine" engineering.

>>509541704 (OP)
Those dont look like finger bones

>>509541704 (OP)
Arent hand transplants a thing now? Its just a nothingburger.

>>509549144
Also, it follows simple logic - I used to play competitive video games at varying levels of sobriety (less video games now, more mostly sober, IRL tomfoolery), where being bad at my rank is just unacceptable, and it's a few beers in before my objective performance starts degrading. 1-2? Fuck-all change. I wouldn't knowingly DWI even if it was legal on general principle, but where does this not make sense? That said, the drivers are so fucking retarded tonight that we need new rules.
Intentionally flash high-beams at the guy in front of you like a dumbfuck as if it'll do anything productive, when there is nothing amiss other than being a bitch? Go across 3 lanes of traffic without even pausing to check if the sketchy-ass shit you're doing won't kill somebody? You get a warhammer taken to your knees. A carpenter's hammer or ball-peen hammer is not enough and doesn't have a proper spike on the other end.

>>509549144
BASED
>>509549432
The federal government should be imprisoning corrupt local police.

>>509550065
>texting while driving
>putting makeup on while driving
>eating while driving
There's a million things brown people do that are more dangerous than a white person drunk driving home when few people are on the road.

>>509546575
everything was better when there wasnt shitskins clogging everything up

>>509541704 (OP)
White people and hillbillies(same thing) love explosives and blowing shit up.

>>509541704 (OP)
>>509544249
I winced.

>>509543910
Enjoy hell I hope your little comment was worth it asshole

>>509550394
The amount of motherfuckers I see every week who don't just realize they've drifted over the line and correct, but swerve entirely into another lane of traffic...

>>509541704 (OP)
>just a flesh wound

>>509541704 (OP)
how do these guys manage to do this. they all have fuses. do they just hold it in the hand???

>>509551199
Double checked. Yes + they are drunk or distracted. Or they are using a lighter and not "candle lighter" with the long neck, and it hits lower on the fuse.

>>509551199
They played too much MW2 a d they are trying to cook a frag moments before the end of the match so that it detonates during the scoreboard display at the end.

>>509541704 (OP)
Kablammo

>>509551199
Anon, consider the typical sub-average retard that's retarded enough to piss you off in traffic due to being a hazard. Then consider that same dumbfuck, but drunk, not knowing their limits, and in possession of fireworks.
My friends and everyone they associate with let me be the fireworks guy for anything serious even if somebody else bought them and is currently drunk (many such cases), because they know I'm generally half-sober and have heard of basic fucking safety procedure. While still lighting off whatever we can get away with.
We cannot get away with it if shit's more than mildly on fire over here or even slightly on fire over there, or if someone's hand gets blown off, or if we set off car alarms, or if someone gets nailed by serious debris...

>>509543159
>did they put it back together?
I'm no expert, but I don't think there is enough "hand" to support the 1 or 2 fingers. Probably amputate just above wrist (allowing more stump than doing it at the wrist exactly)

>>509547093
>magic powder
what do you know... troons might have a second chance after all.

>>509544673
Why do you hate freedom?

>>509541995
and have bones on the outside of your body?

>>509544673
They should all be banned.

I'm ok with this.