Thread 509544957

If I have been sexually attracted to a 9 year old videogame character since I was 8 years old in 1998, does that make me a pedophile today?

If you sleep with the 100 year old vampire loli but met her only a few years after she turned when chronological she was 15 and you were 5 year old and are currently 90 who's the groomer?

>>509544957 (OP)
It means you are based

>>509544957 (OP)
to be fair, zelda is hot

>>509544957 (OP)
No.
Bitch has been 7 years old for 40 years.

Also pedo is a meme fabricated by spinsters and thornbacks

>>509547078
very true!

>>509544957 (OP)
tbf, her tits were pretty big

>>509547775
I respect your love of loli's with big tits, but that was just the lack of clothing physics of the time sir.

>>509544957 (OP)
wrong board, crocodile dundee

>>509547078
But what if zelda was a grill?

>>509544957 (OP)
is it that zelda specifically?

>>509544957 (OP)
Same here but for me it was saria.

>>509547941
she's the only loli zelda besides oracles zelda, who is loli zelda without a hat + a cape. so yeah, I love them both. I want to fuck them sadly.

Don't care.

>>509547941
for me it's Twilight Princess

>>509548159
>tp manga gifted us loli tp zelda
Ive cum to her so many times

>>509544957 (OP)
Just played and completed this for the first time last week. This game is fucking LONG holy shit it's like a saga. It's crazy to see how much trust they put in kids back then to use their brains. Wife liked the music. 8/10. Is majoras mask good? I'm a wagie so if it's as long as ocarina I might not get around to playing it.

>>509547941
Skyward Sword Zelda is best Zelda, aesthetically speaking.

>>509548338
majora's mask is the greatest video game of all time. one of the most introspective of all time. had a profound effect on my childhood.

>>509548422
Are you saying you aren't attracted to adult zelda?

>>509548608
I am, but only for her endearing features. I much prefer her child form.

>>509548338
Majora's Mask is even better. I was blown away by that game back in 2000. Such a better time

>>509548667
So given the chance you would violate and debase the thing you love? Your own memories?

>>509548744
Question is, is it as much of a slog to get through time wise? Unironcially they called it ocarina of time because I had to find fking time to play it

>>509544957 (OP)
You see, it's interesting how a CIA agent is trained you know? I told you this story before but i'll tell it once again cause why not, huh? When I was a kid my dad got us a Nintendo 64 and amongst the many games there were Turok 3: Oblivion. Yeah, you're a native american killing dinosaurs with bow and arrow. But that's not just it, Turok have a big cheat that simply unlocks everything in the game, weapons, features and all. Back then no one in my family knew english so we had to memorize the cheat letter by letter. Still can recall until today.

B E W A R E O B L I V I O N I S A T H A N D.

Beware, oblivion is at hand. Guess spelling is fun, isn't it kids? And I know, you gave her the sword role even though she doesn't wanted it, it would've been a perfect plan if it wasn't for a simple detail in my opion. Her hair.

>>509544957 (OP)
Yup, FBI reported. They good at catching your type

>>509548832
Yes, Majora's Mask is at least as long as Ocarina of Time. It's a very long game.

>>509548832
you can complete majora's mask in like 8-9 hours, or do all the content which takes 40+ hours. your choice

>>509544957 (OP)
You can start once she's 18

>>509544957 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Y1NZCgjqfVc

>>509548886
Fuck I should play it anyway.

>>509548904
Answer my question

>>509547941

For me, it's botw/totk. It's the pants that cling to her puffy vulva.

>>509549022
its not a slog. its much faster paced than ocarina

>>509549059
she pisses from there

>>509549022
not her but why do you keep asking if you should play it? can't make your own decisions? kek

yes just play it. kinda weird how i'm playing it after a decade since last and now i see all these zelda thread.

>>509549022
>Fuck I should play it anyway.
Definitely worth finding the time. It was one of the most magical experiences I ever had playing games in the old days of the 90s and 2000s, when Japanese games ruled the world.
Other games that enchanted me as much as Majora's Mask were Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and Final Fantasy III/VI.

>>509549068
My previous question

>>509549155
didn't keep asking just if its good and worth the time

>>509549266
I don't know what your previous question was. "is majora's mask good?" yes. I would say it's better than ocarina, which many consider to be the best game of all time.

>>509549174
Never had Nintendo growing up so my only equivalent for life changing formative game for me would be Metal Gear Solid on the PS1

>>509549312
Read the thread you ID changing nigger

>>509549022
It has a key mechanic involving time which for a first time player can artificially gate progress a bit. Figuring out how to do all the key things and what things are interconnected and prerequisite to one another in the context of that time related mechanic is one of the best parts of the game but can make for a long play time. Except the fucking frogs. Those aren't fun figuring out qnd tedious even once you know. Fuck those frogs.

>>509549451
>ID changing
You post on this glownigger website without a vpn? lmao

>>509549499
Yes and if they have a catalog of all my posts they are likely shit scared to come anywhere near me, as they should be

>>509549600
well it doesnt make much sense for me to post on this website about having a preference for a 9 year old videogame character without a vpn. might get the feds lurkin

>>509544957 (OP)
My fetishes came from a different source at a young age.

>>509549600
you're weird even for 4chan bro. go play something else, zelda is too good for you. wtf keeps asking if i should should i play omg should i play???? also

>ID changing

sorry, your posts are so retarded other people have to jump in

>>509549697
ok I love morrowind but you have to tell me what your fetish is now

>>509549683
Anon, feds are the premier pederasts of all. Speaking of which... you do appear to be glowing.

>>509549753
Breaking the law.

>>509549763
the worst I do is generate cute pictures of my wife

>>509549753
If it's morrowind then it is what the pic says. Except he's murdering qt dunmer broads, stripping their corpses and fapping to it.

>>509544957 (OP)
No she is 22 bro

>>509549739
Big talk for a little faggot

>>509549826
Ah, Stella. I thought as much. Didn't realize you played vidya

>>509549753
How do you even have to ask? It's obvious. Just look at this sexy beast.

>>509549965
hotttt

Finally playing Skyward Sword now. Ugliest Link and Zelda, but one of the cutest pairings of them (and its rare to see them in an overtly romantic relationship).

>>509549763
Now I wanna dive on pedo fed lore should be cozy

>>509550131
Skyward Sword Zelda is into some freaky shit

>>509550185
>>509550223
Id 100% believe it, so long as its with that particular Link.

Spirit Tracks is most wholesome Link and Zelda relationship.

>>509544957 (OP)
If anyone is wondering why jannies have not pruned this thread, it's because Stella, known pedo JIDF janny is the one who made the thread and, typically, is posting pedo shit. Watch how only this post gets deleted

>>509550388
quit your bitching little goy tranny. so what if im a janny. be happy im posting best zelda

Well it was fun offtopic shitposting with you frens. Porn has been posted. Start the janny countdown.

>>509550642
>implying abib wasnt gonna send this thread to the graveyard of /bantz/

>>509550435
Grim

>>509550642
Disregard that. I suck cocks. The lunatics are running the asylum.

>>509550970
this is the only good thread on /pol/ rn. ur welcome anon :)

>>509547941
CGI Zelda. No contests.

>>509551334
I'm saving all your pics, thanks

>>509551437
I have a large folder but unfortunately most of them include Link. but they are cute together.

>>509551502
I've liked what you posted so far, if Id like a copy of your folder but I'm not setup for torrenting

>>509547941
If someone makes a dragon dildo from this design specifically becuase its from the light dragon does that count as zelda being their waifu?

That's how it works for most of us lolicons. We were attracted to them when we were their age... and then just never stopped being attracted to them.

>>509551603
just the young zelda folder is only 200mb

https://gofile.io/d/MtSLgl

>>509551745
I miss when video games were normal and made for boys and men.

>>509551687
well I guess it's okay then right

>>509551687
that makes link a lolicon too btw

>>509551745
saved

>>509551745
Thanks.
I hope it's still up in a few days, my connection is too bad for that file size right now
(America has worse Internet than Africa)

>>509552063
theres not really any porn in there. maybe 1 picture that COULD classify as sexual

>>509544957 (OP)
I draw a strong distinction between lolicons and pedophiles.

>>509552217
unfortunate

>>509544957 (OP)
You’re a fucking loser

>>509544957 (OP)
M > Z

>>509552387
I respect your taste anon... alas, in the original game, her model was very ugly compared to zelda. so I did not fall in love with her. nice voice though

>>509552387
She did win the Link Cup canonically

>>509549965
>why walk when you can ride?

>>509552472
>She did win the Link Cup canonically
nobody won the linkbowl. 28 years later there is no defining answer to what actually happened to that nigga

>>509552472
Deserved it. She's nurturing, and gives you. Zelda only entraps you on a quest of sacrifice and demands.
>>509552465
Malon's design is superior

>>509552552
>Malon's design is superior
lol. not even close. loli zelda from OOT is the most iconic zelda there is.

>>509544957 (OP)

If I never picked this game up as a kid at the pawn shop in the early 2000s I would have missed out on playing this game. It wouldn't even be a memory.

>>509552683
>pawn shop
you mean rhinos?

>>509552724
I don't remember. It was just any old pawn shop.

>>509548338
I played Majoras Mask for the first time last year and I was sad I didn't have it in my life sooner. It has the most unsettling atmosphere.

https://youtu.be/vbMQfaG6lo8?si=DcvMOHZxrRfJ_AxP

>>509552647
>loli Zelda is the most iconic Zelda
Cool, but Malon is better and MORE iconic, since she gives you THE horse that appeared in the commercials back then

>>509552771
why cant we settle this 30 year old dispute and say every girl was cute and link fucked them all?

>>509544957 (OP)
Leyend of zelda entire story and logo is literally a zion triangle, who forms the renphan star, its quite a jewish game
nonetheless about characters,There is no limits in imagionation and fantasy as far as the mid can go, as long as it never becomes reality

>>509552547
>ending to the beta version of OoT had Link riding off into the sunset with her
>after Nintendo implemented the "timeline" nonsense, TP starts with Link as a farmer and immediately with Epona

At least in the OoT timeline, it's confirmed in just about every way outside of Nintendo outright saying he banged her.

>>509552825
>its quite a jewish game
it's literally the least jewish game ever made. someone post THAT picture.

>>509552819
Now i want to play A Link to the Past again. Miss being young and be ignorant about the grim reaper with long nose

>>509552819
Princess Ruto is my waifu as an adult. Thought she was annoying and weird as a kiddo. As an adult I realized how faithful that tsundere fish was

>509552863
>ending to the beta version of OoT had Link riding off into the sunset with her
complete bullshit that you just made up and pulled out of your ass
>after Nintendo implemented the "timeline" nonsense, TP starts with Link as a farmer and immediately with Epona
Different horse. TP takes place 'several hundred years' after OOT. Ordon Village is no where near Lon Lon Ranch geographically, and Link is an orphan/not from Ordon originally. He is there simply working as a goat herder.

>>509552870
Literally has Christianity they now have to ignore in the lore.

>>509552943
zelda is anti jewish.

>>509552925
Nah, I'd have to find the /vr/ thread on it. It had a ton of stuff and info from the early build of the game.

>>509547996
Based Mido cucking first-aid kit.

>>509552983
Gonna suck to see what Hollyweird does with the movie.

>>509553030
and? that's clearly not malon. that screenshot is from lake hylia kek

Sexual attraction is Sexual attraction you dont magically stop being attracted to what made you hard as a teen you just repress that for the good of society and i say this as an actual pedophile

>>509552983
Yeah
>Hit innocent animals without motive (jewish behavior)
>Get chicken'd
That's Kakariko's version of Auschwitz if it really happened

>>509553106
ganondorf is literally jew man bad. do you ever remember zelda's logic for thinking he is evil?
>HES GREEN
>HES FROM THE DESERT
>HE HAS A HOOKED NOSE
>MY DREAM SAID SO
turns out she was right

>>509553105
>and i say this as an actual pedophile
are you reformed anon

>>509552547

Maybe navi is actually just super cute under that glow. Going after the one girl who didn't want him.

>>509553182
In retrospective, it was way above me to get it
>Everyone lives in peace
>Even desert girls with Hyrulians coexisted
>Trinity is safu
>Then Ganondorf appears
>Trinity encarnations have to unmake his shit fest and banish him to Brazil

>>509553063
There was a big leak around 5 years ago of the beta build and you can look some of the stuff up from it if you want. That character is Malon via texture names. If i knew how long the thread was going to be up I'd try and track down the archived /vr/ thread that delved into everything.

>>509553105
I would say that you are sick
But then i remember that im into ponies most of the times, my misanthropy goes that far that there are times I cant even get hard at human woman whitout tail, whatever the case, the natural thing for mammals its always male fucks female, and both are sexually mature.

>>509553342
I know about the giga leak. never heard about a 'cut ending'. It doesn't make any logical sense for Link to go riding off with any character, let alone a side character like Malon. I call bullshit on that.
>>509553336
Navi is cute!

>>509553251
No lmfao but id rather kill myself over forcing anyone else to go whatever i went through being a literal onahole for someone who also got gay raped like i did when i was a preteen
I might be sexually attracted to kids and that's where it stops as is
Nobody needs to lie to the doctor about sexual injuries while your parents legitimately do not fucking believe you

Yourell all a bunch of Simps you need to start lifting.

>>509553528
that sucks. who raped you if you dont mind me asking? nobody deserves that (if they dont want it).

>>509549059
>vulva
indeed

Zelda is so fucking hot but holy shit Saria lit up my inner thoughts when seeing her wave and laugh in her sexy cunny voice. I just fucking hate that Nintendo hasn't considered reintroducing Saria or even kokiri in BOTW/TOTK such a wasted opportunity by those limp dick gooks.

We lost Zelda to a bunch of pastel colored faggot shit long ago.

>>509553394
This is for you anon.

>>509553628
I have a Saria folder too! also a doujin that I bought recently. want me to share it? I make it my mission to buy all the obscure OOT doujins that come out and scan them.

>>509553583
My older brothers best freind who was 17 and it kills me inside I went along with it for years and was conflicted because anyone with a brain would call the cops or something but my 7 yo brain didnt and just laid back and accepted it as is and i liked the attention he gave me
Ive tried to off myself a few times because I feel immense shame thinking about it
Im just broken lmfao

>>509553876
thats crazy fucked up wtf. what a sicko bro.
im sorry that happened to you anon :(
keep enjoying what you love though. I don't let anyone stop me.

Never again will get get something on this level

>>509553876
Why would you feel shame? A kid of 7 years old that got raped and perverted before his first erection is beyond recrimination. You own yourself now.

>>509553981
Ty bruce life is life but hey its in my power to not perpetuate the cycle of abuse so i will not do so and will clap any nonce on earth

>>509554086
I feel that. I play videogames read and write to ignore the real world these days. It makes me happy enough when im not at work.

>>509553876
this is why pedophilia should be punished whit penal capital, it just fucks the life of the minor, in nature this occurrences are extremely rare, only hedonistic animals who do not have any intentions of reproducing would revolve to such act
>>509553675
I dont consider myself a furry funny enough, since they rely more on anthro and impersonation, I just dont create a character (Fursona) to justify the atraction, since its in the natural state that I feel them

>>509553540
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

>>509554220
Ideally, they should be fed, nurtured and protected until they come of age.

>>509554074
Because i stopped hating it at some point and didn't mind it and went out of my way to ask for it because i liked the attention
I tried to kms a few times over it and failed spectacularly even with enough drugs to kill a small elephant and somehow a gun

You'll never again get another T2 Judgement day Scene in this series ever again.
The modern audience is too sheepish to show such a thing to children.

>>509554335
It's okay anon. you're just human. don't be so hard on yourself. the past is the past. you got your whole future ahead of you

>>509544957 (OP)
it means you are cursed with the curse of flesh and decay
you will never hold her, exchange packages with her, mix your bytes with hers and have addons together
you are old and she is eternal
also face it; she's a whore, and serviced hundreds of thousands of "guys like you"
it's a demon that imprisoned what makes you you in a invisible prison
a prison of the mind, like the sirens song luring sailors into the black cold abyss of the ocean only this demon keeps you around and feeds on your aging, when you consume it it becomes a part of you every single time, and one day you will consume the demon for the last time without you noticing, then you switch it off and die, it will persist and feed on the others
have a nice day

>>509554499
>also face it; she's a whore, and serviced hundreds of thousands of "guys like you"
100% untruth. zelda is a pure virgin maiden... the only thing she's done is kiss link on the cheek (in the manga), but that is a chaste gesture of assurance.

>>509554472
Thanks bud your probably the realist auscunt ive ever talked to on 4chud
If you ever end up on norfolk and see a ton of Marijuana plants outside near a house and mining complex tell them to call thar nephew which has a 3 letter name and you have a place to stay

>>509554681
im not australian. im from the US but posting on the ecker so janny cant ever get me. but the sentiment remains the same. luv u anon<3

>>509554335
Let me word it completely. Why would you do that when, save exceptions, are in full control as kids. You liking it or hating it is meaningless, because you got subjected to an activity a kid should never partake in, so the consequences of it are beyond you. You now own yourself, you're in control. Did you rape any kids? Are you still lifting your ass and being a faggot? Thoughts are impossible to control: they come and by, but your actions now, as an adult, are what define you. If you cling into a dignity an honor that was neither gained, and plundered beyond your agency, you will destroy yourself over the impossible and meaningless. It is your current honor and dignity, through your deeds and decisions, that matter. I'm not the one in your position, but i want to convey that you need to look at yourself: are you ashamed of yourself right now? If so, change it so you can be satisfied. If not, then why torture yourself to the point of suicide?

I just want to piss off the right people. Maybe you'll see another Zelda game that isn't designed to turn you into a faggot femboi. But only if you get mad.

>>509554723
I was thinking abt that not that i care about pp dox but is ecker tech real?

>>509554796
yes. it's why my flag and ID has changed like 15 times in this thread.

>>509554758
No im not ashamed of myself right now in my current state but i feel shame for getting fucked in the ass as a child
I was raised how to fight and defend myself so that still cuts deep because i couldn't, i felt powerless at the time and i feel ashamed looking back because its againt the ethos of how i was raised
Also i couldn't even admit it until i was an adult outside of being gaslighted doing so when i was 8

why is /pol/ the best place to have thinly-veiled zelda threads?
>>509555035
no more suicide attempts pls anon

>>509555141
Because only /pol/ can truly enjoy Zelda

>>509544957 (OP)
As long as it has never been about anything else it could just be a strange fixation from childhood like you said.

Do you often have intrusive thoughts around being seen as something you’re not?

Still I would suggest not doing that and instead try to focus on real life women.

>>509554277
Correct, an adult must always acts like the fuhrer of its kin, in a paternalistic and caring way for to grow stronger

>>509555141
Dw i have a 9mm hole in my wall as a sobering reminder to never attempt it again
No fucking clue how i missed but the top of my head is defo scarred from a bullet cresting it
Maybe God and anime is on my side

>>509555262
im not really sexually interested in kids. just her.
don't let it bother me. im actually married.
>>509555299
niceeee. anime is pretty shit now I thought but god might like u

>>509555241
>Hero is Blond Haired Blue Eyed Aryan.
>Villain is big nosed jew heralding from the Muslim nations.
Yeah Im thinking based.

>>509555361
>not really
I’m not trying to come after you but there could be something there. I don’t think your a pedo or anything but definitely talk that out with somebody.

>>509555299
>nonon
Takes me back. Used to be an anon on /h/ who would avatarfag with nonon in hmv threads. Maybe still is. They used to do normal movie nights in that thread sometimes. Watched das boot with them.

>>509555514
Also
>Hero goes to warn the princess about jew
>They don't find out until the jew betrays the king
>Then basically uses mein kampf to fight the future and the past at the same time

Any faggots here play the release version before it got censored?
With the Moon and star, Muslim chants, and Blood?

>>509555690
They removed those? It was cool, especially in the mirror shield

>>509555732
Yeah, they put out a censored version early too. Like by the time they put out the second batch of US copies of the game for N64.
Apparently there was a rule at Nintendo that real world religion and symbols were forbidden.
I honestly think the Nips really didn't know what muslims were or even existed before that little mishap.

>>509555547
of course. I still have my cartridges today (these are our originals from the 90s and early 2000s. I was dismayed to see that the gold cartridge has cracked and lost a small piece on the top in our last move. I mean, its almost 30 years old, but still. The game was unplayable anyway, as when you make a new account every item slot is the ocarina of time including your weapons and stuff.

>>509555299
>>509555622
What i mean to say if thats you I'm glad you're around anon. I enjoyed those movie nights when I had no one.

>>509555951
Moon symbols are everywhere, but desert + moon yeah, it was very telling. Still, it was actually a service. The whole temple and map is so cool, and the gerudo girls are hnnnggrrr, so why would anyone even complain when there's even a gerudo girl who is a hero... PLUS, Gerudo Valley music is peak, PEAK. The two witches are kikes. Opposites that do tikkun olam, surrogates to Ganondorf, so the whole kikery is there. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>509555962
Any childhood trauma? And also just to reassure you what you’re saying isn’t serious. Its all good so far just slightly concerning more so for you it sounds.

>>509556261
zero trauma

>>509556261
also it's not really concerning but the retarded zoomers on /v/ keep calling me a pedophile and report my threads

>>509556294
Alright I suppose it will work out but keep in mind it is unusual. This character doesn’t actually look human enough or specifically like anything other than some anime shit.

Like you said, you got fixated as a kid and it still has some sort of gratification.

I think I’m right when I say the characters age has little to do with it at all, and you probably just saw something feminine in it as a child.

>>509544957 (OP)
>She was 63 & 9/10th of a bit old you SICK FUCK

>>509556508
I just wanted to be with her so bad as a kid, and the games never gave us that gratification. OOT ends with you facing her. MM ends after you've left her. Terrible for my heart :(

>>509556587
I can somewhat relate. Of course its not actually because you like kids, I still remember my first dates around fourteen and it still makes you feel as you did then to remember it.

It doesn’t mean I am attracted to that age group now. That sort of the similar thing to you?

>>509556734
yeah I like women as much as I like her.
it's JUST her

>Teaches you a song
>Infinite milk
Best girl

>>509556834
You hereby can call anyone who labels you a pedo over this a retard. But still its not healthy bro.

>>509556930
it's too late anon. she's stolen my heart forever

>>509556974
Ah well It doesn’t hurt anyone. Maybe just you.

>>509556834
I undertand the feel, Just like I do whit pinkie pie, but canonically she is in his early twenties and im 23, I started liking her since i was 18, so its quite complex i would say the oposite of your situation
what you can do, its to imagine/drawing her growing according to your age

>>509557128
This might be good advice. Yeah OP why not imagine her growing with you.

>>509557215
adult Zelda is mentally scarred and not as pure. She pure and still a virgin, yes, but scarred by death and bloodshed. We never saw her grow up in the peaceful world. Maybe that's why I prefer young Zelda.

>>509544957 (OP)
I preferred young (and adult) Malon, but good taste still

>>509557545
If you take away all context I didn’t even know what this was before the thread it could be a 30 year old woman or a child. In fact it doesn’t really resemble a child.

>>509557740
that is zelda post timeskip

>>509557545
>Dresses like a man
>Eye of illuminaty
>Raised by ninjas (sheikah)
>Played the harp
>Royalty
Her adult dress looks like wearing that diaper masons usually use. Quite curious for the timeline where the hero was absent and evil triumphed

>>509555361
>im actually married
I hope you found your Zelda, anon

>>509557921
Zelda was never touched by Ganon. She evaded him for the entire 7 years. The Sheikah transformation was purely magic, concealing her true state. I have a pretty cool doujin that discusses this and her backstory.

>>509553712
Please share

>>509558019
I'm not saying she was touched or whatever. I'm saying the symbology, even the time skip period, was too charged
>7 years
>Evil wins but it's defeated in the end
Also, i'm pointing the game as it came, not the other products that came after

>>509558117
ok its long af like 40 pages

>>509558226
kek wrong doujin im sry

>>509558226
>>509558295
Could you kindly upload a zip to catbox?

>>509558149
Just checked, and Mario 64 was released before OoT. Anyways, maybe if i play old titles again, i will notice something. Just Earth Worm Jim was absolutely majestic to check back in its symbology. Bye. Be well guys. M > Z

>>509558464
ok hgold on

>>509547996
This.i allso used to have this weird dream when i was 10 ish,that a giantess in a red dress and huge rockin tits used to dip me in milk with one and and suck off my entire body.woke up trembling covered in goon juice.

>>509558464
https://files.catbox.moe/q22mj4.rar

I couldnt find the original cover art so I included 2 other arts for u

>>509558697
Based aussie

>>509558796
im not aussie. im from the US posting on the ecker

here's another cute saria for u

>>509558844
and a sad one

>>509554578
Zelda is a whore

>>509558937
fuck u

>>509557545
Adult Zelda has taken too much cock to be relevant anymore.
The day she fucked niggers it was over.

That’s when Link turned into Dark Link and started fucking all of the fairies in hyrule castle.

Zelda was banished to the streets and Link was entrusted with the master sword to carry out the final task Zelda couldnt

>>509559029
Zelda turned into a whore the day she took money from the Jews in kakiriko village to sign up for Only Fans and become the #1 slut in all of Hyrule

Link cast her to the streets forever and the fairies saved him after navi told them link was about to die
now when the blood moon comes Zelda has to lick all of the shit out of the nigger’s asshole before the sun rises again on the fourth day

>>509558844
>im not aussie
For now...

>>509559106
>>509559029
As soon as the nigger’s cock entered Zelda’s asshole link became dark link

Cringe
Everyone knows Midna is superior

>>509558844
Saria will always be Le based because unlike Zelda she was not locked in a dungeon by Jews and fed birth control
and SSRI’s
In the end link did not even want to save Zelda lolll

>>509559236
>>509559149
>>509559106
>>509559029
>iphone posting
>ntr posting
>>>/v/

>>509559193
>>509548159

Fucking based and midna-pilled

>>509559270
>retard
>>>/lgbt/

>>509559281
>midnaposter is a dirty bbc loving cuck tranny
>>>/v/

>>509559193
Your dick hasn't been hard since ZONE was still making flash I bet.

>>509559322
>seething roastie is seething bc Zelda is a whore
>>>/soc/

KHV 29 year old here. How do I find a gf?

>>509559443
Just buy one.
Women are purchaseable consumer goods, after all.
About $200 last I heard.

>schizo is flooding the thread now with 9gag memes
great thread while it lasted boys. goodnight <3

>>509559496
would cooming in an escort a couple of times get me out of my mental funk? it's not like i can't talk to women, i just got nothing to talk about because i'm too autistically interested in my own stuff

>>509559526
>>509559322
>>509559270
Have a cry you dumb scrag

>>509559547
>would cooming in an escort a couple of times get me out of my mental funk?
Probably not anon sorry
Youll likely just feel a bit yucky after

>>509559547
No anon, only the Punishment ceremony of Exercise will. Only the Ritual self harassment of Motion Alchemy and Strain Worship will save you. Also refuse to watch any video under 3 minuets long or else your brain will get high jacked.

>>509552870
Jews hate this picture.

>>509559939
>>509552870
Mogged

>>509560001
Based, I think women belong in the kitchen and not in the big screen

>>509559526
Night anon. Was a comfy bread. People dropping the 7 proxys of irony a bit was nice. Sincerity and vulnerability are refreshing and much needed reminders around here sometimes. Can't blame for people keeping their walls up and trusting nothing with the state of this board though. I'm no different.

>>509559029
she doesn't fuck niggers you retarded dip shit

>>509544957 (OP)
I'd say yes, or at least arrested development. For your own sake, what do you think about adult Zelda in the latest games? It might be a parasocial thing that you would be practicing similarly if you actually married your childhood sweetheart. If you find adult Zelda fine, it's a parasocial thing, it's your first love, and it would be OK if you did the same to your actual wife you fist met as a child. If not, you probably think kids on the park are hot. Now please face the wall

>>509559149
>>509559106
>>509559029
Pajeet cringe

>>509547941
Twilight Princess was peak Zelda.

>>509544957 (OP)
I think every man has some weakness for at least one loli character, I don't like loli characters in absolute and I feel kinda repulsed by that type of content, but I would marry and empty my balls into pic related (she is like 13-14 years old) if I have chance, so don't worry anon you are okay.