Thread 509559184

Men: “Why dont girls like me?”

Also men:

>>509559184 (OP)
Sneed: "Why doesn't Chuck like me?"

Also Sneed:

Kikes rape kids

>>509559184 (OP)
just wait until you handbag gets a hole in it, then you'll be scrambling to use my surplus pocket space, bitch

>>509559184 (OP)
kill all men

>>509559285
Me first.

>>509559284
it looks childish

>>509559184 (OP)
Majority of women that hate cargo shorts are just complete whores with gaped out vaginas that hate all men whose parents didn't have a massive large cock to fill their whored out vagina. Oh your parents were average size? Fucking loser look at my ugly vagina and worship it

>>509559184 (OP)
>lives in some eastern europe commie block
sure whatever you say europoor.

>>509559184 (OP)
Anons if you want to get laid..KEEP. UP. WITH. TRENDS.

It's about fitting in, and wearing anything that covers your knee caps and anything a few inches above is considered trashy.

Gym shorts - HELL NO (Incel clothing)

Wear name brands

Do not have cheap generic shoes to pair your shorts, and top. Nike is a safe bet, wear something that screams expensive

You are now better equipped to grab a girl's attention, now you must pass the personality smell test and your relateability and social skills

>>509559184 (OP)
Better than skinny jeans.

Women have this belief that men can just will themselves to be born with a massive penis. Umm no sorry you're wrong only 5% of males have a pornstar penis but the Jews manipulated women to seek out that 5%. Well enjoy your race dying out and being a complete fucking whore.

Fuck off. Women's opinions don't matter. I dress how I want and everyone can just deal with it

>>509559655
boy am i glad im blonde w/blue eyes and not a manlet

>>509559184 (OP)
nothing wrong with these but your top has to be more smart than casual
men should never be seen in public without wearing a collar

>>509559655
That's a lot of effort for some maybe sex you're going to regret later.

>>509559184 (OP)
Timmy has no drip

>>509559432
you're entitled to your opinion but you're wrong. they look pretty cool.

>>509559285
rape women

>>509559184 (OP)
>>509559655
Was there a Homo Day on /pol/ memo I missed?

>>509559184 (OP)
95% of women wear shit even worse than that and you rarely hear men complaining about it. Suck it up buttercup.

literally me btw

>>509559655
I'd rather die alone than follow this fuckbrwined retard level advice. "Just be a fucking cock sucking retarded fuckbrained cunt!" FUCK YOU.

>>509559249
They invented AI to gaslight this shit, you know.

>>509559889
B A S E D

Flood pants are awesome, it's the multiple pockets that really trigger these leftist dogs.
They never know is someone is packing heat in one of them.

>>509559242
fpbp

if a woman wants your dick you could be covered in shit and she would still fuck you

>>509559655
Those shorts crush my genitals.

Bitches are universally attracted to shows of having money such as nigger rich trinkets but no money to buy a sandwich.

>>509559655
Just install grindr and get topped faggot.

>>509559655
Thats 2010s sexcore/prepcore

The 2020s is all ironic baggy clothes now

>>509559184 (OP)
If you pick those in that colour, which are shite, sure it looks bad.
Picrel are much better
But I bet I'm gonna get a lot of seething replies from muttoid boomers because I'm not posting the negrified version that their boomers like, laways oversized and hanging low close to the shoes

>>509559790
Even if you don't get laid (it's not only about clothing & trends, you need to have rizz confidence to have a glowing aura, mix between dominant, submissive, approachable and chill.

You also get a way better tan with shorter shorts, pale white legs that scream incel gamer are blinding in the sun, you would rather have bronzed and toned legs with shorts that complement them.

>>509559655
the numale mind is fascinating. it's literally just feminine thoughts.

>>509559655
>Wear name brands
retard

>>509560137
show them knees chad. make sure to pick up a summer sun dress while youre at it.

>>509559655
Faggot

>>509559284
I just got a hole in my pocket for the first time in my life at age 28. It was like a looney toons cartoon where I was wondering where my lighter went to as I poked my finger through the hole.

>>509559184 (OP)
I dress like this and buckbreak black and brown pantifa girls while revealing my power level. I am blue/blonde 6' 220 with a thick cock. I have a chiseled jaw and a cleft chin. They have all literally described me as Aryan in their own words. The louder they screech about white men. The louder they screech when your 2" thick BWC is gaping their cunts. They all are closeted white supremacists, which is where the inferiority complex comes from. Every woman wants to be dominated by a man she views as superior. Fuck that equals shit. They want to be dug out and seeded by Northern European conquerors who force them to submit so that they dont have to feel guilty about their internalized white supremacism. I dont even wear deodorant. I shower everyday. Women like my natural scent. Because I have the genetics they crave at a primordial level.

Go forth.and conquer, white man. Bleach them all.

>>509559184 (OP)
Wearing...wearing shorts?
This is you trying to be the voice of reason? Pissing yourself over a pair of fucking shorts?

>>509559432
I wear cargo pants/shorts every fucking day of the year. Most of the time with no shoes. Come at me you office dwelling fashonista faggot

>>509559184 (OP)
They're comfortable. Aren't you always saying that's why you wear yoga pants everywhere?

>>509560133
That's one zesty nigger!
Kys

>>509559184 (OP)
>imagine basing your lifestyle off of what other people think and want of you instead of being comfortable with yourself.

>>509560359
this needs more attention. they hate cargo shorts, but love yoga pants?

>>509559655
yup.
if everyone's an edgelord, be an edgelord.
if everyone's burning police cars and waving Mexican flags, then you get out there.
if everyone's enlisting to defeat evil Russia and defend Ukraine to expand the powers of NATO, then you know what to do. Time to fight.
If MSNBC and NPR tell you Orange Man = Bad when he bombs Iran just like Obama bombed Yemen, then it is true.
When we do it, it's good.
When they do it, it's fascism or being a slave to Israel.
Remember that.

>>509559184 (OP)
I don't see the problem. He's just wearing shorts.

>>509560436
So are pajamas...If I see any dude wearing jammies in public thats not a college student or teenager, I will judge you hard. If you are fat, bald and wearing pajama pants in public , just know you are repulsive to anyone not a slob.

>>509560359
Cargo shorts arent comfortable tho, especially if they are jeans. They are heavy and rub the shit out of your skin
Basketball shorts are the comfiest

>>509560378
Says the country that wear adidas tracksuits to weddings

>>509559838
Every day is Homo Day on /pol/

>>509560512
I wear pajamas to steak houses just to rage people like you. I'm glad it works.

>>509559432
>but the handbags roasties wear look stylish
go fuckyoursel you retarded fashion vicitm.

>>509559889
Based and chudmaxxed

>>509559184 (OP)
I dress like this every working day and never had to think about it again.

>>509560264
What are you afraid of showing your knees a bit

>>509560512
I own a pair of Ghostbusters jammie bottoms when I have to make a smoke run after plowing my libshit pantifa cum rreceptacles. Plus, my sperms are healthier and more powerful when I freeball my marinated man meat instead of overdressing like a 1.5 child per household british faggot in a suit and tie.

>>509560647
That was kinda cool back in the 90s when this unbuttoned shirt thing was all the rage

>>509560158
Yes, the reason I haven't been getting laid is because the bottom half of my ballsack wasn't bronzed enough.
Now nothing can stop me

>>509559889
I knvvl

>>509559655
I dress in a t shirt and jeans and get more pussy than you

>>509560658
>What are you afraid of showing your knees a bit
How'd you know? Make sure to buy that summer dress, it's getting quite hot for you europeans this summer.

>>509559889
Same here except I roll my socks down a bit

pic unrelated

>>509559184 (OP)
Adult men wear little childrens clothes now.
Abominable styles.

>>509559655
I just contacted a pokemon enthusiast in tinder no clothes needed for getting gf this time

>>509559184 (OP)
If an attractive dude wore cargo shorts it literally wouldn't matter. Kys.

>>509559655
Looking down still doesn't hide his ugly face.

>>509559184 (OP)
women focus their lives around making themselves attractive to men and can't comprehend why men wouldn't do the same for them.
that guy is just going for a walk and doesn't give two fucks what you think of his shorts
he's probably thinking about what he's going to eat for lunch

>>509560137
>wearing nigger shoes
0/10

>>509559184 (OP)
Practicality is more important than stylishness.

>>509559184 (OP)
>comfy
>durable
>loads of pockets
who gives a fuck about what some roastie has to say.

>>509559184 (OP)
>why are Asian girls all over me?

>>509559184 (OP)
I attended a steakhouse with my now wife in a jaws sweater with cargo pants. She made fun of me in the moment and I said "what?? you never seen jaws? its awesome" and that got her back to my house to watch it.

>>509560842
Here's a nigger for you to worship

>>509559847
Only in muttland. Literally every other country on Earth, women wear decent clothes instead of spilling their fatrolls into a pair of yoga pants.

>>509559184 (OP)
I have two pairs of cargo shorts, one o have had for like 16 years, I have repaired them myself many times, even a patch that I matched the color with.

I also have a pair of cargo pants, which I never wear casually, they seem to look even dumber for some reason.

>>509559184 (OP)
ive been wearing these, specifically dickies long shorts, for 20 years now bro

fucked tons of whores, married 2, children with 3 of them, even their sisters have sucked my dick and one of their moms too

clothing means DICK.

>>509559655
9 inch shorts are better

>>509560137
literally my go-to cargos
Paired with a comfy 100$ T-Shirt and damaged brand sneakers for maximum childishness.
t.40yo husband

>>509559184 (OP)
>be foid
>wear a literal mask
>lie like a jew all the time
>expect to be taken seriously
No I think I will continue to wear cargo shorts

>>509560133
My grandpa has those shoes!

>>509561174
is that your dream boy friend? nice, i guess

>>509559655
looks like the faggiest shit imaginable
>because you're a fag and wear them
>faggot

>>509559655
This guy is a dyel mouthbreather, he also looks like gemminis

>>509559655
I bet you pick up alot of dudes with that system

>>509559184 (OP)
never understood why bitches get the ick with cargo shorts, they always look good as long as you don't go full nintendie and rock some mario or graphic shite t-shirt with it

>>509559249
Facts

>>509561389
Project much?

>>509561301
No it's your youth's idol
Niggers, jews and poos are your overclass your people bow down to

>>509559242
KEK

>>509561458
I think you'd look cute in a summer sundress and lip fillers.

>>509561174
Das my nigga lil mosey

>>509559184 (OP)
Are you sure it's not you face/height the problem ?

>>509559184 (OP)
I dress like Lofty from It Ain't Half Hot Mum and I'm happily married.
Yes including the pith helmet and revolver, those fuckers work
Eat shit you metrosexual chutney punchers.
https://youtu.be/t6dALp4VPU8

>>509561189
Oh don't sit there and act like your women aren't squeezing themselves into pleather pants 2 sizes too small with their guts and saddlebags spilling over one sneeze from blowing out all the seams at once. Women are women no matter what they look like or where they were born.

>>509559617
You too live in a commie block, difference is we know it and have generations to build up immunity. You will learn hard way.

>>509559184 (OP)
>Also men:

Not me

>>509559184 (OP)
Learn how to dress but don't follow trends. Why is this so hard for you faggots to understand?