Thread 509562645

>gets to the hotel
>tries to rob you at gun point
Yeah, prostitutes aren't worth it.
They are backed by some pimp criminal with mental issues.

>>509562645 (OP)
not a problem if you only order verified ones.

>>509562645 (OP)
You can't enter an hotel with a gun tho

>>509562645 (OP)
Simps and whores deserve each other

>>509562645 (OP)
Just rob her first, don't be a simp.

>>509562645 (OP)
I'm 41 and no white woman has shown any interest in me, ever. Should I get a prostitute?

>>509562645 (OP)
Well? Stop trying to sleep with our girls and you won’t have an issue. You have your own race.

>>509564538
I'm 51 and no white woman has shown any interest in me, ever. Should I get a prostitute?

>>509564538
>>509564802
It might make you feel better on the night , that's if you get lucky with a good one, but its not going to fix your problems.

>>509562886
Yep very true hotel concierge always conduct thorough inspections of every guest to make sure they don't have a gun

>>509564251
How did he perform the oral sex wrong.
Actually, why did he perform the oral sex.
That whore has had tens of thousands of cocks in that hole and then he put his mouth on it. He deserved to get shot

>>509564538
>>509564802
I'm 81 and never had sex with a white woman. Should I get a prostitute?

>>509564802
>>509564991
Well I was being honest, but forget I asked.

>>509564907
She's trying to make it self defense by crying rape

>>509564907
I read whore reviews and lot and there's a surprisingly large amount of people that tongue a million mile pussy.

>>509565056
Cause a forest fire and vandalize public property.
No pussy no peace.

>>509562645 (OP)
>drinks with you
>go back to hotel with you
>great sex
>leaves without stealing anything
it's a mutt problem not a hooker problem

>>509564251
God I wish that were me

>>509562645 (OP)
>>gets to the hotel
>>tries to rob you at gun point
your last attempt was pathetic
>>>/bant/22900100

point remains
luck has nothing to do with it
I'm SMARTER than a nigger or a woman
I'm sorry you're not

you can see their grifts and game from a mile away
- you. dumb fuck

>>509562645 (OP)
>>509564251
>paying to fuck those ugly whores
jesus christ i would rather buy a sexdoll or something

>>509565428
There are some prozziefucker threads on /gif/ occasionally. You wouldn't believe what kind of pigs people pay to fuck.

>>509562645 (OP)
Thats likely a nigger pimp yes Hardik

dont go for indies go to a spa in Toronto area lots of niggresses and shegresses will take your money and call you a bitch

>>509564991
I’m 136 and I’ve never even seen a woman and I don’t want to.

>>509564851
No but it's not allowed

>>509565056
Honestly idk if it's worth it brother.
>Expensive
>STD risk
>You might get nervous and not get hard
>Will absolutely steal shit from you
It could all go well and be a great experience of course, but don't be surprised if it doesnt

>>509562645 (OP)
Track my family all the way to russia before africa because africa is a country
and we love eating yt boys like you in afrikkka
we are the true slavs we are the true eastern european
we are the negroid out in full force with our 10 footers slung over our shoulders impregnating every woman that looks at it
the sight has them on their knees shaking with pleasure
You see the slav negroid cock has psychokinesis we can make women orgasm without contact time and time again since we so skilled with our two brains one in the glans and one in the scrotum
soon your wife too will feel the power of the negroid slav and all of his melanated power.

>>509564251
>paying to pleasure the hooker
lol, that's not how it works

>>509564538
>>509564802
I'm 71 and no white woman has shown any interest in me, ever. Should I get a prostitute?

>>509562645 (OP)
>>509562645 (OP)
>thinking women have the nerve to kill you
Just look at her funny, clothe yourself and get out of the room
She will not shoot you obviously

>>509562645 (OP)
>posted 44 minutes
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press X to doubt

>>509565624
>>Expensive
relative to your disposable income
>>STD risk
whores are way cleaner than civilian chicks.
>>You might get nervous and not get hard
its their job, they know how to get you relaxed and aroused
>>Will absolutely steal shit from you
only if you're going for literal crackheads

t.anon that fucked 100s of 'stutes. You have to be a dull moron to get scammed by a woman or nigger 'manager'

>>509565650
some hookers have really low sex drive and sex sucks when they are not horny.

>>509564251
Do we pretend to believe these stories are real anymore?

>>509562886
What fucking shit hole country are you in that doesn't let you take a gun into your own hotel room

>>509565568
unfathomly based

>>509565428
In the UK she is a 10/10, can't judge their ugly asses by Germanic standard.

>>509565211
I've had my tongue up SexyScouseRosie's arse hole a good few times, no problems here?

>>509562645 (OP)
This never happened.

>>509565211
Noticed this too. Imagine paying to give pleasure to a woman that will only give you STDs in return.

>>509566050
Men are raised to serve females: their parents, the school teachers and the media tells them to serve females, there is no escaping it.

>>509566151
Good thing I'm not white (medmutt).

>Hotel
Guess who’s never had a hoe.
So i have a friend who told me…
The brothel or your car is generally where you bang a pro. Although I paid €700 euro’s once on a greek island in some strip bar but it’s all hollywood A listers and billionaires at that resort, the club had a load of like motel rooms, the motel is the nearest building, I suppose that’s like a hotel.
I went through a phase of doing loads of coke with whores i met in brothels, I was seeing so many grils you wouldn’t believe the numbers, i got banned from nearly every hotel in that mini city i was booking in at the same receptions with different girls every weekend. It’s not always easy getting a hotel room on short notice at midnight either. But mostly you bang whores in the brothels (in bedrooms which are for banging them in) or if you pick up a streetwalker like a scruff then in your car it’s not normal to use a hotel for “business”.

>>509565847
yer. am i weird for thinking this woman i pretty?

>>509565422
>your last attempt was pathetic
He's been posting this for at least several months now

>>509566220
Reminds me of my grandma.

>>509566226
>He's been posting this for at least several months now
at least the jannies are consistent in what they enforce around here

>>509564907
>>509565779
There are men that actually pay to give oral sex to filthy prostitutes
Her saying why she shot him is clearly a lie though, she obviously just robbed him

>>509565228
This.
We literally had zero hookers robbing anyone here since ever.

>>509562886
Steven paddock disagrees. He got in with a bunch of belt fed guns

>>509562645 (OP)
Never go to a brothel if it's run by a male pimp.

Simple as.

>>509564538
You should have gotten one 20 years ago, but yes. Get one.

>>509566966
I felt bad at times for not seeing them as early as 19 instead of 23, but then again, I was too broke then. How the fuck does someone get to 41 and then asks this question?

>>509567189
>How the fuck does someone get to 41 and then asks this question?
this place is filled with social rejects

>>509567399
That doesn't answer my question. You should ESPECIALLY see prostitutes if you're a social reject instead of waiting for a woman to look past your low social status.

>>509567189
>>509567525
Because it sounds disgusting + STD chance

>gets to the hotel
>tries to rob you at gun point

What's the problem here? Fucking hell, the world is full of queers. And by the world, I meant Canada. You just got a great story for whatever tiny amount of leaf bucks you paid. Great night, maybe later you whack one off to the hot gun-toting prossie who almost killed you. Fuck sake.
Unless it was a dude. That's just gay. And probably not a great story either.

>>509567697
If your libido never outmatched your sense of disgust, then you have it easy. Just keep fapping and enjoying bachelorhood.

>>509565767
yeah but tell these young bucks to fuck a regular bitch at least one time organically or whores are going to leave them confused and probably homicidal lmao

>>509565228
>>509566659
I wouldn't hire gyponian or jewtrannyanesses whores, though
precisely because I'd expect to get robbed

>>509565782
In Turkey my hotel had a mini version of airport security to get into the lobby. A security guard checked the undercarriage of every car pulling into the driveway with a mirror.

>>509568718
just find an uzbeki tradwife

>>509568814
looks like you could unclog loos, with those plunger lips, ew

>>509568662
Why? I only banged whores and it cured me of my sexual frustration and eventually libido itself.

>>509568876
PLEASE be kind, shes a sensitive girl

>>509569007
sensitive?
I bet those lips can't feel anything anymore
also, all fagcylclists shall be destroyed on sight

>>509569007
>>509568814
she looks like a typical amerimutt zoomette

>>509569120
you wont do shit, she cray cray fr

>>509569363
>flipout
more like lipout, lol
and all fagcyclists are cray-cray
one of the numerous reasons why they shall be destroyed on sight

>>509569228
grim

>>509569363
I’ve had crazier. One head is proud of it one isnt

>>509569606
>lipout
lmfao, good one. shes still a cute though

>>509569763
no thanks

>>509562645 (OP)
Let's not put down pimps... At least pimps earn their money and contribute a valuable service for you limp dicks who couldn't get laid any other way.

>>509569675
>god i wish that were me

>>509569914
her sandy toes need a tonguebath

>>509564251
For the love of God don't pay a hooker for that. You pay hookers so they leave after you dick em.

>>509566151

> bipolar whites attacking each other.
I'm ok with this.

>>509564251

>he was doing oral sex wrong so I shot him twice and stole his credit cards

yes, makes perfect sense.

>>509564251
That nephelim forehead