what do i do??

get some lube

>>509573707 (OP)
Vacuum the floor

>>509573707 (OP)
Grab a knife

>>509573808
nice try rabbi

>>509573707 (OP)
Call your local rabbi

>>509573707 (OP)
make elephant noises

>>509573707 (OP)
Become american

>some retard gave himself phimosis to be funny on the internet

>>509573857
He just wants to release his stuck foreakin. He didnt ask to become fat, stupid, brown and stupid.

>>509573911
If it was phimosis it wouldn't stretch at all.

>>509574030
I have phimosis and I can stretch my foreskin like that. The issue is that the "ring" doesn't stretch outwards without tearing. Scar tissue isn't flexible and when it tears it creates even more, making it worse.

I knew a guy who got phimosis due to CBT in which his girlfriend stretched and pierced his foreskin.

>>509573707 (OP)
see this is what happens when you don't get circumcised

>>509573707 (OP)
>how american think european pass their days

>>509573707 (OP)
Start fuckin.

>>509574349
I've got it too and I can't pull it back except when bathing, and pulling forward, well, I see little point to that so never tried.

>>509574429
Ngl I would pass my days like this if I wasn't mutilated at birth.

>>509573707 (OP)
i hate when this happens, this is the reason why amerimutts chop off their foreskins

>>509573707 (OP)
I swear this keeps happening every time I walk around naked it's so annoying

>>509573707 (OP)
Prooohhh :D

>>509573707 (OP)

Your snortkus came out early anon. I knew door stretching was the key for you.

Call Doordash or Uber Eats and have them bring you a cup of mango icecream. Spoon it around your balls while chanting the Orthodox Jewish prayers I taught you in hell. This will cause the snortkus to retract from it's life taking form to it's travel form.

Make sure you get down to the synagogue asap to it can be properly fed and blessed.

>>509574979

hehehe

>>509574961
Wrong pic fuck

>>509575094

Oopsies

>>509574349
>I knew a guy who got phimosis due to CBT
That seems like an unusual side effect of cognitive behavioral therapy.
>his girlfriend stretched and pierced his foreskin.
Uhhh that isn't typically part of the therapy.

I can see a rabbi mouth watering just looking at this pic.

>>509573848
Hook him up with a rabbi, kike boiiii.

>>509574349

Can you stick some kind of a tengu egg in it and let it stretch out over time? It will look like a baggy hoodie on your dick but at least you won't have scar rings.

>>509573707 (OP)
>see pic
>remind me of the ostrich webm

is over

>>509575336
Tengu egg? You mean Tenga, the sex toys?

At this point I'd try anything. Doctors want to cut off the foreskin completely and I don't want that.

>>509575431

Anon if you got penis issues that make your peepee skin rip apart and form into scars, getting a small cut might be for the best.

Tenga stretching is an advanced technique and you'll need to help of a wise wizard. However it can be down. Look up foreskin stretching. You should be able to eventually hide a few razor blades in it to increase your combative skills in close quarters.