Thread 509575509

Why aren't zoomers having sex?

>>509575509 (OP)
because marriage is illegal. punch a pastor for Jesus

>>509575509 (OP)
They have low sex drives.

>>509575509 (OP)
Because we're all too busy making 4chan threads, why are you here??

>>509575509 (OP)
sex is fake and gay

Because 40 INCEL threads in the catalog wasn't quite enough.

>>509575509 (OP)
Same reason tree frogs fuck in the dark

Mossad spies on our reproduction

>>509575509 (OP)
Casual sex is misery, everyone is miserable and broken and it fucking sucks just leave me alone

lol, lmao even.
Resisting definitions of sex and gender. More like everyone hates women now and we're repealing the 19th.

Why not go lift, eat more, use a penile traction device and make a Tinder bio? There's lots of teen pussy that needs to be destroyed. It's only older guys pounding them out

>>509575509 (OP)
I'm pretty sure this is a male only thing.
Women are hounded for sex in their early-to-mid teenage years.
I don't believe there is more than 5% of women who are virgins over 18 if even that.

>>509575509 (OP)
>In the face of the rights bud for bodily control
Lmao wut

>>509575509 (OP)
Gen Z women have sex only with hot guys. The rest of Gen Z men don't have sex unless it's prostitutes.
That's all there is to it.

>>509575509 (OP)
I'm not sure but importing millions of turd worlders is definitely the solution.

>>509575509 (OP)
>Resisting older definitions of sex and gender
You mean the fake ones that my fellow millenials tried to out in place?

>>509575945
There is no virgin woman past the age of 18 in the west

>>509575509 (OP)
I fucked a bunch of whores and it's a meme. I can stay mostly sexless now. Feels good I didn't get married over this shit like a bunch of other fools did.

>>509575509 (OP)
Because sex out of wedlock is degenerate

>>509575509 (OP)
Paying whores in social and financial shittests for as ride on the town bike is basically all these is to do with bitches. Frankly, even under better terms, I don't like women enough to put up with them. Take the monkpill, the kikes are genociding us, reproduction with ustable demonic bitches isn't going to help our situation, frankly we need to accept that we're already dead and the human race destroyed, and behave accordingly.

SSRIs fucked them up and love hotels dont exist outside of Japan.

>>509575509 (OP)
Most of them are, it's just you who are not

>>509576090
Yes, there are. One of them was the GM for my dungeons and dragons crew a couple years ago. She was obese, with eczema plus pimples, and she stank. She was a genuine virgin whose sexuality revolved around anime characters.

>>509576430
>love hotels dont exist outside of Japan
First time I'm agreeing with you on something. Sex is expensive no matter how you look at it.

>>509576538
I'm shocked on how inexpensive those things are. Here a 1 star hotel is at least 1.5 Benjamin bills. Thats nuts.

>>509575509 (OP)
zoomers aren't having sex because they're europeans

>>509576011
Yes you are right. 99% of men are not fucking. Meanwhile the top 1% male is having sex with all 100% of women.

>>509575975
Hormones are crazy, they are the most icky gender filled with juices and shit, and still the drive is so hard they smear themselves with their filth

Not judging, I smell my ass from time to time to see if I see to shower jajaja, i get it

Its disgusting though, young women ride the hormone wave and the fact their bodies are somewhat undeveloped yet

An adult 40 yro woman is basically a tranny, all hairy, manly, smelly, disgusting

>>509576356
Based and blackpilled

Women are literally disgusting, and men... no way, more disgusting or equally

Artificial reproduction cant come soon enough

>>509575509 (OP)

because that would be gross, I would never do it

>>509576610
Youre a shitskin breakroom LMAO i even remember you from /adv/

>>509576984
>Costa Rica
That's mostly a non-European problem.

>>509576863
>An adult 40 yro woman is basically a tranny, all hairy, manly, smelly, disgusting
kinda true

Sex sucks. You know what's better than sex? Cosmic Armor Superman.

>>509577042

I fucking hate that retard

>https://archive.is/5pqWc
The article is dumb, but not for the reason you'd think. Her point is that increasingly gay zoomers aren't as fixated on penis-in-vagina losing one's virginity as the defining sexual experience, in defiance of deviously prudish rightoids who want to re-center that definition in order to trick women into becoming barefoot and pregnant again

>>509577028
Based. Sex is a debased act. I just can't imagine why people enjoy stripping naked, assuming animalistic positions, and thrusting and grunting until they achieve a temporary reward. I'm far too evolved for such lecherous and hedonistic behavior.

>>509575509 (OP)
they are, they're fucking butts

>>509575616
evangelicals have the highest divorce rate among non-black christcucks
lmaooo it's true, worse than catholics

>>509576499
I work in the morgue and your description alone made me grin

this bitch on tiktok is begging me to fuck her and im just like ehh i dunno.......maybe....

>>509577042
>Youre a shitskin breakroom LMAO
I'm not. I'm whiter than most of /pol/.
>i even remember you from /adv/
I can't recall me posting there but ok.

>>509577182
Why? Because I dismantle the delusions of retarded niggas who are stuck in the cel saga.

Social akwardness?

>>509577345
Well, what the hell do you have to lose?!

>>509576499
Probably molested and this is her armor against sex.

>>509576499
Holy shit thats a genuine, bona-fide femcel.

The heroes who will always rise, the heroes who defy destiny, who spit in the face of inevitability, the story of Superman where the impossible bows to belief... It's so much better than sex. Sex is all about an extremely selfish ego trip for normies, nothing to do with love or hope. But Superman? He is hope.

>>509575509 (OP)
The same reason "Gen X wasnt having sex" when they ran all these same fucking polls when I was a kid. Because what fucking retard answers a poll like this TRUTHFULLY?

Its fake news when its shit you people DONT want to read, but then its legit news when it fits your personal narratives.

>>509575509 (OP)
Zoomer girls are having sex. With millennial men, such as myself.

>>509575509 (OP)
Make Women Property Again.

>>509576764
I see normies getting pussy, the shit they have to put up with is a different story but they do get pussy.

>>509576499
Actually, in D&D it's called DM, IDIOT. Which you would have known if your little story was true, JOCK.

>>509577795
The same way millenial girls were having sex with boomers/genx.
This is the natural way of things.

>>509576499
>She was obese, with eczema plus pimples, and she stank
Female version of me.

>>509575852
This right here its about control of the population and community to define political power

>>509575509 (OP)
>zoomers
More like whitebois. And whitebois ain't having sex because Beckys are flocking to Tyrone and DeShawn.

>>509575509 (OP)
because you have to literally spend years of your life changing your personality and your face to attract whatever fantasy low-brow project foid you think will fulfill your life. fuck that, I will be happy by being true to myself. "sex" is a coping mechanism for people by allowing them to project their insecurities onto their partners so they can delude themselves with the feeling of completeness. what is the point of a relationship if you just get fucking longhoused.

Better things to do in life then being a sweaty mess in bed

>>509575509 (OP)
Sorry I am not playing this game

>>509579001
Not really. It can be fun.

>>509575509 (OP)
Zoomer bitches are disgustingly promiscuous (like every other generation). It's just the economy is less competitive, what I mean by this is there are lots of jobs that pay the bare minimum to go out once in a while, and are not even demanding physically or intellectually (90% of office jobs), so more people choose to live life of cattle, instead of creation.

>>509575509 (OP)
Millennials made sex a part of their identity so naturally their kids rebel against that. They'll probably have less tattoos also

>>509579201
LOL no

>>509575509 (OP)
>Why aren't zoomers having sex?
because 99% of men are gatekept out of sex. Women have sex, all 100% of women have sex but only with 1% of men. Somehow this doesnt make the news and the world keeps spinning.

>>509579675
Time for you to close 4chan and work on that Tinder profile. It's Saturday. Do your best to secure a date for tonight!

>>509579675
wtf, I never knew a man that couldn't get laid, but I know a load ton of women that can't get into a LTR or marriage

the thing is men have porn and are good on their own, we're not as emotionaly dependent like women, the juice ain't worth the squeeze

they probably have destroyed sex drives from their parents putting them on psych meds at 13. also fat people

>>509579765
now i know you are the real breakroom because he always said that stupid retarded argument with the same exact words

>>509579935
>I never knew a man that couldn't get laid
>tf
>tp

>>509575509 (OP)
Visualize what it is like for zoomers.
>dysfunctional illiterate
>attention trapped by algorithmic programming
>community composed of parasocial relationships
>no connection to subcultures
>even niche is highly commodified
From wake until sleep, this is their reality.
We're programming Satan's little nigggers.
By the time they're aged, they will be so jaded and angry that dying in the Middle East will be like going to heaven.

>>509580031
This right here.

Go out and buy a used laptop from a pawn shop thats been wiped


Don’t log into any of your accounts
Go on youtube and click on shorts it will instantly think that your a 12 year old and it will trap you into an algorithm that teaches these kids how to behave

>>509579974
Why would anyone wanna pretend to be me? Hell, I dont wanna be me on some days!

>>509580237
The only shorts I seem to get recommended are variations of that AiScReam gimmick.

>>509580313
because you are a hall of fame celebrity here and get the most (you)s

>>509575509 (OP)
>Spending time and money on modern women in 2025
Even playing the latest AAA slop video game is a better option.

>>509580237
I did this once with a new phone, the absolute trash zoomers are consuming from the crib is utterly disgusting.

Anyone who dangles a tablet in front of their toddler needs to be sterilized and have their children removed.

>>509580911
How else are they supposed to be entertained?

>>509575509 (OP)
>zoomers don't want to fuck me and therefore that means they are not having sex

>>509575509 (OP)
Having sex is strictly unnecessary

>>509575509 (OP)
Because no one talks to us.

t. 29 year old virgin to whom a woman never has talked to by her initiative