Thread 509577143

Lack of masturbation shrinks your weener. The antigooner movement was (((created))) to drive a penile inequality wedge through the existing gap between blacks and whites to render whites less prone to breed (which is already happening).

Do your part, white man, if you're not actively breeding, you must wank to keep the saber shine.

When you crank it, your veins increase the blood flow, when you don't crank it, less blood flow, the veins settle, weiner stays smaller, more blood means more stole, so not cranking it means u will shrink it like a dry raisin

>>509577285
>>509577143 (OP)
Correct. The no nut movement is literally white genocide.

>>509577143 (OP)
>suwin yattivchai porn

>>509577143 (OP)
>Sex and relationship expert Suwinyattichaiporn
God why couldn't the creator of buttcoin been this creative in his alias

>>509577285
if you want your wiener to be healthy, avoid fat and animal meat.
eat beans, bread, and lentils and non fat dairy and take a multivitamin.

>>509577143 (OP)
an erection every week and an orgasm every month is recommended for prostate and penis health
women can go longer without orgasm without issues but still recommended to get the blood flowing at least once a week to keep everything running smoothly

>>509577143 (OP)
>drive a penile inequality wedge through the existing gap between blacks and whites

Go ahead OP. Explain to the class what you mean here.

>>509579129
I'm 29 and sometimes will jerk off 5 times a day. Mostly just once though.

>>509577143 (OP)
Liar

>>509577143 (OP)
>2 cm
Fuck that’s 50% of my dick length

>>509577143 (OP)
Fuck off kike

>>509577143 (OP)
>Eglin anti-natal thread
Fake news jack off's

>>509578778
shut the fuck up, pajeet

>>509578778
>avoid fat
>non fat dairy
>multivitamin
This is a quick way to clog your arteries with calcium.

No keep that weinor shrunk
Its a sign of respect to God

>>509579871
That's the psyop, the jews using reverse psychology to trick the chuds

>>509577143 (OP)
Here is the thing, if its biologically healthy to come into a woman then masturbation is also biologically healthy. But i dont buy the stuff about its positive effects on mental health, especially if porn is involved.
T. Coomer

>>509577143 (OP)
if this was true, my dick would be 18 feet long

>>509579129
Wait, you conciously choose to get an erection? It doesnt happen on your own repeatedly?

>>509577143 (OP)
Sometimes my peepee gets really big,
when I haven't touched it in a while.

>>509580956
no you don't get it, if you didn't your dick would be 1.8 inches long

Of what ethnic origin is -porn?

>>509580307
There is a link between low potassium and calcification.
All the foods I eat are high in potassium.
The body needs lots of calcium. it can handle what I eat just fine, and my blood isn't sticky because i don't eat fat. Also, it is the soft plaque that is the most dangerous!

Calcium becomes a problem when you have some other health problem or are taking mega doses in pill form for some reason.

>>509581145
pornografia, capice?

>>509581172
Eating carbohydrates is how you get saturated fat in the blood. Eating synthetic fats (seed oils) cause inflammation and bad cholesterol profiles to form and lead to heart disease and clogged arteries.

>>509580307
No joke. I've begun eating pressure steamed lentils cold, and I feel like a million bucks.
There is perhaps something in lentils that I was deficient in, perhaps folate and/or iron.

>>509581427
carbs are not fat. sugars can be converted to fat, but it is rarely done by the body because it is inefficient. The body stores sugar as glycogen.
I believe fat and animal meat are the source of most inflammation related diseases.

>>509581666
You’re a fucking idiot. Glycogenesis is the process where excess glucose is stored as fat, which is why 77% of Americans are overweight. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Most Americans are in this storage state of glycogenesis 24 seven because they eat constantly due to their hormones of being out of whack.

>>509581827
Most americans are fat because they eat lots of fat.
listen, I eat loads of carbs and am thin and I mostly sit around all day. Carbs won't make you fat. Fat makes you fat.

>>509581666
Study show that animal meat only causes inflammation and cancer when consumed with alcohol. Additionally, these animal studies are of high grain fed finished animals and do not look at grass fed finished animals which completely changed the fat profiles of omega-3 and omega-6, which is the major source of inflammation for the population currently. Omega-3’s and omega sixes are both essential fatty amino acids however when you consume omega sixes more than 2% of your overall diet, which is out of the scope of what’s available from nature than you cause massive inflammation in a huge amount of population.

>>509577143 (OP)
As a regrettably experienced gooner I report the opposite. Constantly jerking it shrinks it because the muscles can't relax. Abstaining allows the muscles to relax and expand. The hog becomes a log the longer it can hang peacefully. Doing lower body exercise also increases natural natural blood flow to the groin. Mentally, the longer you go without jacking, the better. If you are constantly jerking you get fewer natural errections, are less attracted to real women, experience brain fog and social withdrawal, and fuck your brain's chemistry.
Science is fake and gay, always do the oposite of what jews say.
Porn should be illegal and producers should be executed.

>>509581909
Your knowledge is the same caliber as the biggest loser. You’re still in the 1980s where you think that causes people to become fat. You’re completely disillusioned idiot that doesn’t understand the science.

>>509581944
>phone

>>509581145
"porno graphia" is Greek for "drawings (or depictions) of wantons (sluts)"
t. etymology enthusiast

>>509577143 (OP)
They didn't put that in the article to warn you, they did it to mock you
>lol no sex loser make sure your little dick doesn't shrink lol

Anyways, I want an Asian woman to rub her soft tiny Asian feet all over my balls while I shoot ropes of cum. Can anyone give me advice on how to facilitate this activity?

makes absolutely no difference if you're an incel and not having sex with women either way. you can have a 1km dick or 10cm one and it's the same

>>509577143 (OP)
Watch any video of some weird pajeet jerking off in public. Or watch them when they are caught trying to groom children. This will make you realize the dangers of masturbation, porn, and a life where you have no control over your urges. You are not an animal. Also, maaturbation does not make your dick bigger. It has the opposite effect. India is the erectile dysfunction capitol of the world. Stop jerking off unless you want to end up mentally on the level of some third world pajeet with a dick that literally doesnt work.

>>509581989
All the fat you eat is transported directly to body fat. Where else would it go?
>>509581944
You don't need to eat fat. There is a little bit of fat in starches and that's plenty.
>>509581944
Fat is linked to a whole host of problems. Going fat free has worked great for me health wise and I got no reason to change what I'm doing.

>>509581909
it's literally CICO, but the reason things like low carb/high fat work is because you can only eat so many florets of broccoli or burgers, but there's always room for the soda. Someone can always fit an extra starburst or 5 after they're engorged. There's a reason people push aside their plate at dinner when it's not completely empty but crave a sweet a few minutes later and can take in like half the calories of their meal in sweets after the fact. You can say CICO but it's way too much flexibility for people to shoot themselves in the foot. Plus you might get ARFID or some weird malnutrution

>>509580964
a large minority of men and women do not experience sexual arousal without conscious effort, it was a study on these individuals that established the health effects and timeframes
penile atrophy in men, muscle weakness in woman and fertility issues in both
turns out being horny at least once a week is required for good health, don't need to do anything with it but still gotta flick the power switch once in while

>>509580964
Yes you’re moving energy using your intention to a desired location within the body.
Imagine if we can do this to heal instead of being a pleasure seeking faggot.
Oh that’s right we can.

>>509577143 (OP)
>Suwinyattichaiporn

>>509582352
it isn't saying masturbation increases dick size
it's saying blood flow reduces atrophy, you melon

>>509579444
i felt ill and wasted from jacking off even every other day and im 24. stopped for a month now

>>509580864
>then masturbation is also biologically healthy
Nah. Tons of research into human contact and its effect on physical and mental health. Coming in a woman generally involves a lot of interpersonal. touch and had a ton of health benefits beyond just sex. Masturbation isn't healthy. You don't need to come and your biology will take over and you will have a wet dream if you do need to "clean out the pipes." Masturbation is just bad for you.

>>509580864
i think your body knows when your dick is in pussy versus not. once i made a homemade fleshlight and the orgasm and feeling on climax and afterwards was totally different from jerking off, and i guess i mostly fooled my body into thinking i had actually just coomed inside a girl. it felt way better, very invigorating. of course i cant compare this to actual sex cus im a virgin

>>509581985
this

>>509582472
Your ideas are all mixed up. Carbs induce satiety because they spike blood sugar.
Fat doesn't spike blood sugar so satiety doesn't trigger.

If you mix carbs and fat together, the body treats the resulting slurry as fat, and the body's blood sugar doesn't spike, which leads to over eating.

So it is important to refrain from eating fat and stick to starches so that the body's blood sugar can spike and signal to you to stop eating!

In a nutshell, the body really needs sugar because it powers muscles and the brain, and it won't stop you eating until it gets enough sugar. That is why you should stick to starches to help the body function correctly.

>>509582855
3rd option: you are shit at handjobs
>>509582779
till the hormone crash between 35-50, then you're on the way to prostate problems if you are relying on nocturnal emissions

>>509582727
Look pajeet, I was responding to OP, who said
>Lack of masturbation shrinks your weener
If not jerking odd shrinks your weiner, then masturbatuon makes it larger. It's called syllogistical reasoning, something your tiny shitskin brain cant understand.

>>509577143 (OP)
you can masturbate every now and then and be fine. not a big deal

>>509583009
>3rd option: you are shit at handjobs
good. why would you want to be good at jerking yourself off? its horrible for you and a sin to begin with

>>509581475
I hope you continue to improve

>>509582972
you think you won't get full eating avocados? or eggs? compared to bread and soda? nah you'd take in WAY more calories in the carbs

>>509577143 (OP)
I've been jacking it for 35 years and my weiner is still tiny
>Fake and gay

>>509577143 (OP)
Dude I have noticed this irl on myself. I stopped gooning and my dick is like an inch shorter

>>509577143 (OP)
oh look, jews think the "your dick is small" is gonna work for the 10,834,049,174th time in a row

it's sad this and christianity is all they have to MC people, not as cool as you'd think it would be

>>509580840
>Jews implying it will work
They are funny people, jews. Also, ubelievably

R A R E
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>>509577285
>>509577143 (OP)
>Only 2 cm
If you're worried about 2cm you're ngmi

Also mfw chastity shrinking is real

>>509577143 (OP)
Ah no wonder my dick is so big.

>>509583009
>till the hormone crash between 35-50, then you're on the way to prostate problems
There literally is zero science to support this. The oft-cited study alleging this was a long-term study on masturbation habits in the 80s, they never asked people about these habits again, and then saw slightly elevated levels of a single type of cancer 30 years later. Tons of other explanations other than not jerking off in the 80s for slightly elevated prostate cancer, and just because they didn't jerk off in the 80s doesn't mean they didnt start jerking off later. This is garbage science and only morons believe it.

>>509577143 (OP)
Perhaps it's true but anecdotally my ween is still 7 inches after years of perking it

>>509577143 (OP)
It's been the opposite in my experience

>>509577143 (OP)
weiner shrink

>>509583141
It all comes down to self-control. Fats, carbs, whatever. Its all about calories. Eat 5000 calories a day, you will get fat. It doesnt matter if those calories are protein, carbs, or fats. Its all about limiting caloric intake.

>>509583032
i understand it is false
proving one thing does not automatically falsify it's opposite and vice versa
what kind of faith infected philososhit are you on
no jerking off doesn't make it bigger, it doesn't restore atrophied tissue, all it does is prevent atrophy in the first place

>>509583395
Your weiner is your weiner. Its not getting bigger or smaller. Jerking off or not jerking off won't affect this.

>>509583032
>if never pumping air into a tire makes it go flat, then I must also be able to pump infinite amounts of air into the tyre and make it infinitely bigger
Wat.

>>509581475
it's in your head, every bullshit diet fad "makes people feel better" until they die of starvation. eating properly is only complicated if you're a non-white retard, it's why you don't see fat blonde/blue people unless the blonde is fake and the blue is just a filter

how many fat PURE whites you see? they're always freckly like irish (non-white), tan like hispanics (non-white) or just fucking brown/black

it's not easy to get fat, just easy to be lazy if someone else is paying for your bills. when you gotta move around to pay your own shit, you don't wanna be fat

>>509583531
that's literally my point.
it's meant for people without self control, as something that requires self control lets you shoot yourself in the foot. you can't overeat on fatty things because they fill you up so much, that's the point

>>509583642
a dick is not a tire

>>509582735
>i felt ill and wasted from jacking off even every other day
I noticed this too.
Some anon wrote a study how its easier to get sick if you masturbate the day before. Since the body is busy cooking up semen etc.
No clue if its real but its definitely draining, no point intended, thats a real thing.
Maybe a different story for actual sex where you have a work out session. I never heard of a guy feeling empowered, refreshed and uplifted after a wanking session. kek

>>509583551
Fuck off jeet. The logical implication is clear and you can do the bullshit jeet cope thing all day if you want. It doesnt change the fact that you are an idiot and you are wrong. Indians shouldn't be allowed access to the internet.

I ruined my penis with prone masturbation. I was flaccid the entire time and came flaccid. Did it the entire time I was a kid. Didn't know it was bad til I was 20. But then it was too late. I tried to quit multiple times. Did nöfäp for a month, 2 months. I couldn't fuck my girlfriend without Viagra. She finally dumped me when she got sick of a 4 or 5 minutes wienering session where I didn't cum. I told her it was fine, but I guarantee it wasn't good for her. I tried finger fucking her but she understandably got sick of that. Even with 3 viagras on an empty stomach I can't cum. I try not to masturbate. My libido is cratered from being a sleep deprived wagié. Usually I just fap so I don't care about women anymore. And by fap I mean mush my limp penor into some pillows until I cum in the issue I put in my boxers. I hate myself utterly. My dick is completely numb except the glans. I feel tightness in my perineum and back of the upper scrotum. I'm going to see a physical therapist soon. I'm not fat I'm just a fucking retard. And I've lost all hope on fixing myself. Also when I was 25 NEET doing nöfäp was hard as hell. When I did it a year later after a year of wagecucking it was like nothing. I should probably kms honestly.

>>509579129
You get one boner a week? Kek

>>509583695
Try semen retention for 90 days and report back. People can attest to shit all day long. The practice is, however, easily testable. Cooming destroys you, including your immune system. Don't believe me? Try it.

>>509577143 (OP)
I was telling anons to goon for years and they made fun of me calling me a nigger.

>>509581145
Thai

>>509583680
I was agreeing with you anon.

>>509583763
So you'd hump your mattress?

>>509583716
kek
you're a brown aren't you
logic doesn't work on implication
and projection isn't a replacement for having a point
>>509583768
it's the healthy minimum but most men and women experience arousal much more frequently

>>509577143 (OP)
Su-WHAT?

>>509577143 (OP)
no fap general retards don't read buddhism
you are meant to work your dick like any other muscle
want vascularity and more powerful shot? you need to practice the blood flow and base muscles
you don't need to orgasm to train, but training there inherently infers training orgasm and separating the brain orgasm from the physical automated response
the catch is that masturbating too much, and the drugs necessary to be bothered, you can fuse too many neurons the further you go doing too much pleasure doping, once you reach adept there it becomes difficult to train through masturbation as the real thing is very different, also once you are 2/3rds of the way there you can end up denying too much and your tubes get blocked up by backup, but generally it does get absorbed over time.. that is the point where you need a woman to take care of you
but fear not, the more you train your semen the more you increase natural test, and it isn't the test the girls notice
they notice that you aren't cooming for anything short and begin circling to capture a real man rather than the casual subhumans
just be careful because it gets rough as you wake up to what society is putting men through that never was till recently

>>509583844
not true, I semen repented for 3 years and it didn't do anything but make my dick crooked and shrunken.

I started jerking it and suddenly the crooked part straightened out and strengthened and I could pee straight again.

>>509577143 (OP)
>disgusting chink
>white bf
Every time. Also yeah the whole nofap was meant to stop addiction to Jewish pornography but kikestains latched on and made it 'masturbating is bad m'kay'. Kikestains ruin everything.

>>509583681
Same principle though, it’s not going to expand beyond its physical limits but if you don’t keep getting it up regularly it’s going to atrophy.

The argument about how often people should wank is always stupid though, people have different sex drives due to genetics and hormones. As long as it’s not an addiction that’s negatively affecting your life you’re probably fine. Same goes for anything addictive.

>>509583763
>Did nöfäp for a month, 2 months
Try full-on semen retention for at least 90 days. Your hormones are so fucked up they are going to take a long time to recover, but they will. If gooning and masturbating led to erectile dysfunction, the opposite will fix the problem. You aren't going to be able.to fix yourself with a few months of nofap if a lifetime of gooning created the problem.

>>509583913
Nah, get a dog and make her your bitch.

>>509583662
>Pure whites can't get fat
What kinda nigger brained bullshit is that? What a retard cope. Public schools mutt scum.

>>509577143 (OP)
This is now a weiner fun fact thread.

get healthy motherfuckers

>>509579129
What about women who have a prostate? What should they do?

>>509584021
Fuck off nigger. Again, anyone can say shit online and attest to anything. The value of semen retention is in the practice. All anyone has to do us try it for 90 days. Most won't make it a week, but if you have the self restraint to make it 90 days, you will have your proof.

>>509583695
>you masturbate the day before. Since the body is busy cooking up semen etc
def not
orgasm is rough on you because it floods the spinal fluid with stuff that it needs to clear out
also the pleasure dump fuses neurons, tho you might want those neurons fused for higher thinking sometimes

>>509579129
I have multiple unintentional boners every day and I'm in my 40's

>>509581827
Sugar consumption for American's has gone down for the last 20 years. It aint the sugar. It's the PUFA's which are endocrine disruptors, fucking up the metabolism.

Out of all the dietary food consumption, PUFA consumption has gone up the most over 100 years (seed oils)

>>509583763
Wait .. so you're belly down bumping a pillow with your limp wang?

>>509584021
>not true, I semen repented for 3 years and it didn't do anything but make my dick crooked and shrunken.
Lmao

>>509584336
Going way over your allotment, old man

>>509583344
Theres a big correlation between low testosterone as you get older, and higher incidence of prostate cancers. Low test = low need to jerk off. high test = more jerking off. There's the correlation.

>>509584021
>I semen repented
Forgive me father

>>509584197
depends on the specifics
intersex biology is a pain in the arse
assuming a fully Y structure prostate gland with long term X hormones then they have a slightly lower minimum
>>509584336
then you are not at risk of atrophy and you didn't even have to do anything, well done
should still try to orgasm every month or so

What is with irish flags making reprehensible threads lately? Did the jews decide to larp as irish for more psyop reasons? Also that's false, you can ask the girl I was with.

>>509577143 (OP)
just have sex how hard can it be

>>509579871
Professional hardcore pornography is a lot different than pictures of pretty girls.

This is the true way to lust healthily

>>509582420
>corporate sabotage agent

>>509583763
>I ruined my penis with prone masturbation
I also suffer from this and tried to get rid off it. I think this is also the reason why I developed a hardcore femdom fetish (including CBT). I managed to get it off with normal masturbation through good porn sometimes.

>>509582972
You can’t eat unlimited steak because of natural satiety mechanisms which disproves your gay theory to trick people into eating carbs.

Prominent chronic masturbator here, excessive masturbation leads to smaller boners and worse climaxes. I recommend a middleground of cumming around once a week. Personally I also abstain from all 3D porn since its jew produced and stick to independent japanese artists too.

>>509584348
Sugar consumption has skyrocketed in recent years not gone down. It’s definitely the PUFAs also. It’s not one thing.

this happened to me. My dick was 5 inches in college but in my 30s now its only 4 inches.

>>509582972
Over stimulation your glucose responds leads to insulin resistance, high blood pressure, metabolic syndrome, diabetes, obesity and eventually cancer. This anon is trying to kill you.

>>509577143 (OP)
>penis is a muscle
>dont ever let blood flow to it

bonus points nofap gives you ED kek, the thing is people just cant regulate themeselves, most nofappers are having a shameful reaction to masturbating to something, and are overreacting to try and punish or straighten themselves out, busted a nut to some tranny or blacked or gay porn and now youre denying yourself for fear of going too far, then bam your dick stops working

>>509577143 (OP)
The sight of OPs mom shrinks my weener

>>509584809
Fix your diet and metabolism and your testosterone fix themselves and levels normalize even in old age.

>>509577143 (OP)
You don't need to coom just edge

>>509583763
>>509585559
>>509584380
Can someone explain to me how this works? I've heard it was bad but never really believed it. Did it once or twice at least as a kid. How does it destroy your dick?

>>509583913
Yes except a pillow or lump of blankets. Not slamming it just smooshing it and rocking my hips.

>>509584089
I mean I can still get hard and get morning wood after a few nights of normal sleep on vacation and sometimes weekends. But it doesn't last long and not as hard as it used to be. I got my testosterone level tested and it was 550. Which isn't good, but there are söyboys with 300 who can still fuck their fat antifa GFs. So what gives? My plan is to stop fapping completely when I get laid off in a month. Gonna take a NEET break and reset plus jump start on getting fit.

>>509584380
Yes. It was really stupid. I used to do it when I was 8 imagining i was a soldier dying in the WW1 trenches cause I didn't know what sex was and now I have a weird sex death fetish with female soldiers.

>>509586175
unless through surgery or injury you have a free floating bulb/root then grindiing an erection backwards towards your butt putts tremendous strain on connecting ligaments and surrounding tissues
a build of of scar tissue can start to impede elasticity and blood flow leading to weaker erections

Pornography is what's bad for you. Not masturbation. Use your "mindporn" aka your imagination and picture having sex with attractive women you went to school with, are friends with, or work with. This is healthy masturbation and makes you a better creative thinker.

>>509586451
What if it was while my dick was limp?
Is there any way to get rid of the scar tissue or at least soften it?
I wish there'd been some PSA in health class for this shit. 4 whole days on STDs to teach us not to do it when day 1 was horrifying enough to teach me for good, but if I'd known this when I was 13 and the consequences I wouldn't have ever done it again.

>>509578778
lmao even

>>509586175
In my case it is lying on your stomach in the bed and using your hips to rub your genitals especially the balls and doing it fast enough until you jerk off and ruined your bedsheet. I think that's the reason why I love the idea of a dominatrix kicking or punching my balls.
The other way is a lot more difficult but I managed to do it. When I try to do it the other way my body tries to go to the bed and lie on the stomach automatically.

>>509585440
Based as fuck

>>509586574
the damage is less without erection but it is still yanking on cords that aren't built to withstand getting yanked
to my knowledge there is no standard procedure for restoring the damaged tissue
but as a plus the damage isn't in the penis itself so things like pumps rings and blood flow enhancing medications will still work

>>509585665
That's your beer gut blocking your view of that 1 inch.

>>509577143 (OP)
I don't care what either side says about masturbation, memeflag kike 1pbtid shill botter.
I cum because it feels nice, and I masturbate because it's far safer than getting involved with a hole.
Bonus points for me since I masturbate to 2D, lolis specifically.

Idk when I was religious I went years without and now I’ve had plenty of sex with multiple women and I jerk off every other day. I don’t see a significant difference. I’m in the top 0.5% of size too. I think maybe it’s plausible if you go years without erections then your dick might become less elastic, but I generally wake up with a stiffie anyway

>>509577143 (OP)
NoFap is dumb, NoPorn is where you guys should be. Use your own imagination when jerking off.

This is blatantly false.
I'm 18 months noFap. Still getting morning wood every day. If anything peen has grown in size, especially girth.

Not in my experience. I haven't jacked off in 4 months and I wake up wit a diamond cutter every morning. My dick actually looks fuller when soft.
>>509587131
yeah same

>>509577143 (OP)
Since I am unemployed my penis grew 1 cm and I increased my height by 1 cm. I think my overall height increase is because I am sitting much more and stay much longer in my bed so body gets much less compressed. I am not sure why my penis grew, maybe because I masturbate much more and the increased pressure that I applied by my hands caused my penis to be stretched more? Or maybe because from sitting more so my penis "stem" moved more forward? I am not sure

>>509587113
Yeah just use your imagination with memories of the porn you watched. You're like a fatty who thinks using natural sweeteners is a cheat code to eat cake again.

>>509587419
If your imagination is that poor, you're in trouble. You can use REAL women in your life. It's called a fantasy you ape. Just don't overdo it.

I can get rock hard erections in my 40s because I'm a nofat and nomeat. My blood vessels are clean and flexible.

>>509585734
Fat in your diet reduces insulin sensitivity and causes a whole host of other metabolic dysfunctions and can also inflame the pancreas. That is the cause of diabetes, not eating starches.

>>509588400
I ate some lentils and I fapped 4 times in one day. wtf is going on with me. this is crazy.
Cold lentils are a super food. try it.

>>509578778
>beans
>bread
>lentils
This is probably the worst combo of things you can eat, legumes digest like absolute shit and always cause bloating and gas, and bread is usually full of gluten and glyphosate.

>>509582779
I don't think wet dreams are real

>>509588953
You are a chronic masturbator.then. It took me about 8 months of SR for them to return. Your endocrine system is completely blown if you havent had one.

>>509589372
pretty sure I did "SR" for months on end in my teens
didn't even have a sex dream, let alone a wet one

>>509577143 (OP)
>wedge through the existing gap
giddy

>>509587408
Did you used to drink caffeine before work in order to make it thru the wagie day?
Caffeine shrinks your dick. Whenever I'm neet and don't keep any schedule I go noCaff and my flaccid ween hangs way lower.

>>509588804
Beans and lentils digest just fine once your flora adapts to you not eating like a mutt

>>509586838
>>509586574
>>509586451
>>509583763
>>509585559
>>509586175
Don't kys
If you actually broke it then you can get an implant. You pump it up with a fake testicle that's actually an air pump

>>509590036
I didn't drink caffeine, and it wasn't really stressful, I had a 35 hours work week with 30 vacation days.

>>509590274
>rare
>Beans and lentils digest just fine once your flora adapts to you not eating like a mutt
That's not true. Beans and lentils have a lot of lectins which are bad for you even when cooked.
I mean yeah you can slowly posion yourself with snake venom until you have immunity but that doesn't mean it's good for you.

>>509586203
>Which isn't good, but there are söyboys with 300 who can still fuck their fat antifa GFs. So what gives?
It's more than just test. There really isn't enough research into this and it does imply a larger conspiracy to keep people in the dark about how our sexuality works. I can talk about my experience. I went full-on SR for a year after being a sex addict that devolved into a turbo masturbation coomer. Now, I have a semi-regular woman I will get with. I have a raging boner and coom like a teen when I'm with her. I went from ED to premature ejaculation, which I havent figured out how to manage other than to just fuck her 6 times in a row. Masturbation is so fucking bad for you. If you want to heal, you need to stop cooming for at least a few months. No sex. No masturbation. No porn. Go back to sex when you even yourself out.

>>509589787
Look nigger, if you do SR long enough, you will have a wet dream.

>>509591275
Say that you don't know how to cook them, it's faster

>>509591581
I know how to cook them. But since I've stopped eating them I feel much better. No more bloat and fatigue. Used to get headaches and I though it was normal but it doesn't happen anymore. Anyway do what you want of course.

What are some good dishes from your country?
Are you really from Brunei?

>>509591392
so how many years of SR are we talking here? two? three?

>>509591581
R A R E
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>>509592683
For me it was about 8 months. But if you stop maaturbating and having sex, you will have a wet dream at some point. They are a real thing.

>>509590274
Shut up you skinny fat jeet. No one wants to eat lentils. Eat steak and control your caloric intake. Work out. If you want to eat literal cowshit and lentils, keep it to yourself.

>>509592419
It sounds like you have ibs

I knew this for a while and it's been confirmed in other studies.
If some guys don't wanna touch their willy and pretend it's a accomplishment they can, personally I'm gonna keep cock rocking my long schlong as much as I feel is appropriate.

>>509593932
Vaccine status?

>>509594066
1-3 times a week is a reasonable amount best done without porn or imagining girls.

>>509577143 (OP)
I think it's quite the opposite, at least in the flaccid state. When I used to indulge in self abuse I had a shriveled up grow-er. Now that I'm completely abstinent I have a rather prominent show-er and my balls are bigger.

>>509593932
No I don't. I've never had pain or diarrhoea. I just didn't know how bad I felt before I stopped.
>>509594075
lmao even

>>509579129
>an erection every week
this is the most retarded thing I've ever heard
you're supposed have multiple erections every single night. night time erections are extremely important, if you aren't having any you will stop getting them altogether

>>509577143 (OP)
>expert Suwinyattichaiporn

>>509577143 (OP)
>>509594066
vax status

>>509594331
it's the stated minimum before measurable atrophy not a recommendation

>>509577285
Men get erections while they sleep. Why do you jews want everyone masturbating?

This doesn't make sense. On average, you're getting 3 boners a night of sleep if you're still sexually healthy and getting good sleep. That's also assuming you're not busting some nights.

>>509577143 (OP)
Suwinyattichaiporn.
Nice.

Total bullshit.

>IYKYK

>>509594631
I've been getting a rock hard erection every night, like a huge stiffy, and it wakes me up at around 1:30, every night, and I have to get up and pee, but since I have this huge erection, I have to sit down to pee, and I do this in the dark, every fucking night. I'm in my 40s.
is this weird?

>>509592419
you got to quick soak them for 1 hour (bring to boil then let sit for one hour covered) then drain, then pressure steam them in a pressure cooker for 12 minutes. There is much less gas this way. As for lentils, I soak them overnight in the fridge, drain, then pressure steam for 7 minutes.
Put the beans in jars and put them in the fridge in the bottom drawer with some ice packs so they cool down. Then when they are cool put them on the fridge shelf.

>>509595477
Yeah that's how I cooked them. Here we soak them from the day before. And yes I pressure cooked em. I can live without beans, it's ok. If people enjoy beans I don't have a problem with it.

>>509595176
Those are glowniggers raping you in your dreams

>>509577285
>>509577143 (OP)
this is the reason for morning wood you idiots. Your dick won't atrophy into nothing because you literally wake up with a dick flex

>>509595701
no you have to quick soak them my way. that removes more of the bad sugars.

>>509577143 (OP)
Lol didn't read wanker

>>509595882
I'm not eating beans bro. Who cares.

>>509596274
what do you eat then?
I have buckets of beans stashed in my bedroom. I love them. I just ordered dozens of pounds of lentils.

>>509595850
not everyone does

>>509585440
This. Softcore is probably fine too, but I doubt it's on tv anymore and the interent is all hardcore.

>>509596614
meat, eggs, seafood, veggies
Used to bake breads but I stopped eating wheat, I'll bake every once in a while just because I love baking.

>>509577143 (OP)
Low key makes me want to fap less.
>obvious jewish lies to make me goon
>dick too big anyways

>>509577143 (OP)
This is BS gooner propaganda. You get a rager every single time you go to sleep.

>>509586451
>>509586714
I still don't understand. Just dry humping the bed is bad for you?

Jew thread

>>509577143 (OP)
Kek, always knew this. Never fell for nofap bullshit.

>>509578703
It's a Thai name, he's Thai. People fuck like rabbits here, the name lends legitimacy to his claims.

>>509598028
>tfw get nice comfortable easy sleeps because intelligent enough to goon before bed every night unlike nofap retards
>still wake up with boner next morning anyways because healthy sexual drive

>>509580307
k2

>>509598506
>Just dry humping the bed is bad for you?
Take a video of yourself. Now pretend you are your ancestors watching this video. Imagine how the people who suffered and struggled to get you to this point in history would feel watching you hump a fucking pillow. Have some god damn respect for yourself you dumb fucking cunt.

>>509577143 (OP)
MY DICK SHOULD BE FUCKING HUUUUUUUGE!