Thread 509597891

The absolute mad man actually did it!

Lord Elon brings you peace and happiness.

The man who wants to put chips in people's brains want to give you your freedom back. well damn.

>>509597891 (OP)
>first make everyone on the left hate me
>then turn all the people on the right against me
>almost universally unpopular
>now is the perfect time to start my political party!

I don't know if it is even legal for a non-citizen to form a party in the US.

Someone redpill me on this.

Or does he have a US citizenship/passport now?

>>509597891 (OP)
If there's going to be an alternate party their first and foremost position and rule is that no member of the party takes money from AIPAC.
Otherwise it's for nothing.

>>509597891 (OP)
>The absolute mad man actually did it!
Do we still get to fuck ourselves right in the face when he opens the floodgates to the jeets?

>>509597891 (OP)
Bull Moose Party 2.0

>>509598296

They’re already here Anon

>>509598188
just had a look, absolutely no restrictions on it.

Ok I started the clock. Let's see how long it takes for a jew to be involved in that "new party".

Not even with all his money he would be able to make a dent in a centuries old two party system

>>509598214
This 1000000000%

>>509598386
>They’re already here Anon
I mean even more anon, theres literally over a billion of them

>>509598126
Basically. There should be a third though. I know we technically already have a few spare parties, and desu I fucking HATE that Musk might be the one to start it (because name recognition alone could get it up and running), but we've never had a proper third REAL party since fucking when, pre-civil war? It's absurd to me that an entire nation of 350,000,000+ people could have their general opinions reduced down to two categories. It's fucking madness.

>>509598485
Musk already crypto jew

>>509598188
So a lawyer in his stead formed it, he doesn't need to to do shit personally

>>509597891 (OP)
He's not even American, tho...

>>509598214
I wish that would happen so much

This is going to divide MIGA and ultimately hurt Israel when Democrats win.

>>509597891 (OP)
What are their views on Israel?

>>509598735
The lawyer filed the paper, but the idea is Elons. That why he paid the lawyer. He hired someone to register it. The lawyer should grow his own balls and start his own party. But he wont.

>>509598598
Eh, considering democracy is just a placebo at least your system is not as chaotic as others. You dont want the italian political mess, believe me

What is their platform other than "whatever Musk thinks"? Any specifics?

>>509597891 (OP)
unironically im tired of narcist, liars, grifters running countries, autists will do better job

>>509598864
We can say as an autist he can smell bullshit better than normies. But it's just my personal assumption.

>>509598598
Ross Perot was the best chance you've had in decades. Unfortunately both parties teamed up against him hard and pulled off every dirty trick in the book.

>>509597891 (OP)
Infinite Jeets

>>509597891 (OP)
He should go after murkowski kek, she looks like she might actually kill herself if she loses her do nothing job

>>509599124
Guess we should vote Democrat then

>>509598971
This...Waiting for details

>>509597891 (OP)
I want a party that favors strong safety nets and extreme social conservatism. Something like socialism that is very nationalistic and strict. We could call it social nationalism maybe?

>>509598798
>This is going to divide MIGA and ultimately hurt Israel when Democrats win.
Democrats suck the same Israeli dick as the republicans, literally nothing will change except we'll have trannies back in sports and DEI shit again

>>509597891 (OP)
Who will the candidate be though?

>some libertarian

Lmao

>>509597891 (OP)
How can I personally profit off of this new meme party?

>>509597891 (OP)
Is he stupid? The right does care about the waste issue but its not important because if democrats win we will ether be imprisoned or hung with him clearly being first.

>>509598126
>>first make everyone on the left hate me
no one on the left liked him, guest starring on SNL doesn't make you a leftist.

>>509598893
The problem is rather specifically that we inherited too much of it from the neoclassical side of the nation's structure. Not that there were better alternatives, really.
Politics have, of course, always been a mess in Italy.

>>509598126
You’re an idiot if you think this is actually about winning elections, he just siphoning vote from republicans for screwing him over and they honestly deserve it. Democrats going to destroy republicans, he doesn’t even have to get much support just enough to cost the GOP voters and elections. Shouldn’t have taken his money and told him to fuck off honestly, most people wouldn’t let something like that go.

>>509598598
But that's just the thing thoughever. The two parties are effectively each representing a coalition of interest groups, effectively their own small parties in their own right. Republicans frequently exhibit some libertarian policies even though they are not a libertarian party, and likewise Democrats frequently exhibit some socialist policies even though they are not a socialist party. There may be only two parties, but in theory those parties morph and evolve to reflect the cumulative interests of their clients. Ergo, there does not need to be many parties in order to represent different interests. Your interests are represented through your influence over one of the two given parties.

>>509597891 (OP)
Is this the way forward?

>>509599433
The Musk party will get nowhere near the amount of votes that other insignificant third parties always do.

>>509598084
He just wants muh cyberpunk to be real. How will we ever get IQ boosting cyberbrains?

>>509597891 (OP)
The mole did it! Elon Musk is the newest version of..."look ma, Im taking down Trumpkin."

>>509597891 (OP)
Wow, a new grift from Elon - what a surprise.

Cast your vote here. https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1941593079821308222

This is going to be interesting.

>>509597891 (OP)
So far the only policy he mentioned is very strict gun control.
Who the fuck is he trying to appeal to?

>>509597891 (OP)
Free ketamine for everyone in his program?

>>509599987
It's gonna be like when he had a poll saying if he should step down as CEO of twitter, but then he instead made himself Based King of Twitter or whatever and had that Mocaccino bitch or whatever her name is pretend to take over and do absolutely nothing.

>>509597891 (OP)
I actually wanted this too! JOIN THE PARTY YOU DUMB FUCKS.

Join now! Do it!
>>509600075
We will put cocaine back in coca cola.
Other programs are classified.

>>509599532
Yes. Trust my plan.

>>509600166
ok but, strict gun control?
thats not gonna fly my guy

>>509597891 (OP)
Finally! A billionaire that works for the people!

>>509597891 (OP)
I'm sure one of the policies is to import 1 billion poojeets.

>>509600288
If you're going to shoot up my Tesla stores, then there is going to be stricter gun laws, what the hell? Of course it will fly, I don't need to sell you guns.

>>509597891 (OP)
Oh boy the freedom to import pakis

>>509597891 (OP)
I hate RINO’s as much as I hate Democrats. It’s time we dismantled both parties.

>>509598188
He’s a US citizen. He can do anything except run for President.

>>509598188

he is a US citizen, but naturalized

>splits the vote and gives the Democrats a super majority
Musk finally doing something based

>>509598538
What will make a dent in the Two Party system is public hangings.

>>509598126
Whig Chads checking in

>>509598485
> Let's see how long it takes for a jew to be involved in that "new party".

>>509598126
Dissatisfaction with our duopoly is at historical highs. Musk owns a major media company that has 100m unique views a day. And people, whether out of hate or not, hang on to everything he says. It's as good a time as any

>>509599673
Why would I need one? Only retarded faggots would get willingly chipped. Bet you're vaccinated.

>>509600425
>If you're going to shoot up my Tesla stores
not my problem.
just prosecute the individual. dont paint brush a whole nation and take our guns away because it affects you

>>509600790
>>509600831
i see. Thanks.

>>509600114
Yeah, no shit. Kek. You cracked the Musk code on how he conducts himself. This nigger will be irrelevant when he overdoses in a few years.

>>509598126
This.
Musk is going to get got by glowies before the midterms.

>>509597891 (OP)
you already burned both the left and the right nobody is voting for you

>>509597891 (OP)
>hated by dems
>hated by reps
>hated by troons and gays
>hated by ecotards

does he really think he can appeal to whatever is left of the population to vote to his party? is he going to import 50 million jeets for this? grok as a candidate?

you wouldnt be surprised, that funding a party doesnt mean representing it yourself while pouring millions into it but still you would have to disappear and completely be disassociated with it in public when you are elan mush.

he has the data from millions by acquiring shitter about political preferences and demographics, so he has some leverage but still this is a tough nut to crack when you want to disrupt the traditionalist burger political system, he might fail like the others or simply be positioned to lick someone balls in the next elections to favor his companies with gibs or some bill, like how he tried with trumpf.

>>509598888
Based get, this board is full of faggots.

>>509599267
Are you calling Trump a liar? Trump said Dems hate Israel and if Dems win then Israel would be destroyed.

>>509601761
i just wanna give her a hand

>>509597891 (OP)
The party's only concerns will be supporting israel and importing jeets

>>509597891 (OP)
Government subsides and immigrants for everyoneeeeee... Don't let someone else grift you. Let me do it

>>509598126
he can probably get the independent parties behind him if he pays them kek

>>509597891 (OP)
"our country".... isn't this guy South African?

>>509602250
>>509602304
He can be the new AIPAC

>>509597891 (OP)
>America party
What a gay fucking name

>>509599987
>Another poll with indian, russian, chinese, and bot votes

YES SAARS! WE WIN! WE'LL GET OUR H-1Bs IN NO TIME!

>>509597891 (OP)
The worlds richest man, who stole the retirement savings of senior citizens, and stole food out of the mouths of thousands of starving children, and tried to buy an election with obscene amounts of cash, says the "other" party is bad and needs to be replaced.

>>509598188
>>509600790
>can't run for president
If he's starting his own party, who's going to be the presidential candidate, and is this candidate the head/leader of this party or is Musk the leader? Is he going to hire Bigballs the intern to be the president, and Musk act as co-president or shadow president?

>>509597891 (OP)
>its not waste or graft when I do it

>>509597891 (OP)
You stupid fucks already had a third party. They’re called independents.

missed opportunity for him to create a new party called "X"

>>509597891 (OP)
Why didn't he just call it the X Party?

>>509597891 (OP)
POLITICAL ISSUE NUMBA 1: MORE H1B VISAS!!!!

>>509599084
>this is the cage where we put the gentile children before we cut out their hearts and worship Baal in a grand blood ceremony
>also, here is a comically undersized chest plate that leaves half your torso exposed

>>509598055
Hare Rama
Hare Krishna
Hare Elon

>>509600217
Let's put the cocaine back in Coca Colanium

>>509599385
Redditors loved this guy for a decade straight, you lying piece of shit

>>509597891 (OP)
Let me guess... our "leaders" know we know so now theyll create a "new" party for all the disillusioned to rally behind, only to find out the same people are running the show once again from the shadows, same shit different package.

>>509598055
Lord Elon is a WEF Young Leader and has WEF on his Twitter staff he never, NEVER got rid of or fired. Lord Elon, son of a certain dictator, can go fuck himself frankly.

>>509597891 (OP)
this feels like more work than just saying go libertarian party

>>509597891 (OP)
elon cant be president tho

>>509598598
Because all third parties accomplish is fracturing the coalition of the party they're primarily splintering off of and ensuring that the other party takes dominance. The only reason why Europe has their vaunted multi party system and that they decry the fact that America only has two is because in the American system the coalitions are effectively formalized before the government is formed, not after.

>>509605946
Presidential Intern Bigballs will technically run the country, but Elon will run everything for him as co-president

>>509597891 (OP)
mmmmhmmm

>>509598355
How do europeans know so much American history? I’m always impressed by that and your English proficiency

>>509598214
and "aipac-like" organizations too

>>509603326
>presidential candidate
who says he's aiming to win the elections? if he managed to get 15% of the seats then he would form a coalition with whoever wins the relative majority and ask for concessions in exchange of his votes. That's how it works in democracies with more than two parties

>>509597891 (OP)
I do not believe Elon will do it. He is Invested so much in his business ventures, and Trump being somewhat politically unstable, can really hurt Elon, hence why Mr Musk has shown restraint lately.

Would you join

>>509598126
This. He's a glutton for punishment and he's an autist so he's blind to social cues.

I think, and this is just an assumption, that Elon wants to make sure that the decision he made meets a large percentage of voters’ approval.

A two party system is a joke. Especially when both sides are kosher.

>>509607472
because euros' own histories are largely irrelevant now

History has proven, this is a bad idea.
If anything, listen to Data Republican fracturing the Dem's between Israel and Palestine makes more sense.

>>509607818
It's called situational awareness...

>>509597891 (OP)
>he’s unfamiliar with the classic Musk grift
He’ll gather a few million in donations and run a couple congressional candidates who get like 5% of the vote in the midterms and then it’ll be disbanded

>the jeets and third worlders on rebranded Twitter have spoken on this internet poll!
All anyone thinks about now is Elin ruining Christmas last year for white children...
>population replacement is OK as long as its jeets Americans are lazy how dare you play sportsball as kids

>>509598126
no its more like
>be an autistic prog billionaire
>decide to "infiltrate the right" to bring them down from the inside
>buy your way into "influence"
>people on the right take your money and give you the feeling of power
>everyone on the left hates you now
>decide to start trying to push prog nonsense with your newfound "influence"
>everyone tells you to fuck off
>get increasingly mad
>start splinter party to try to divide the right
>only get a bunch of indians and trannies to join it
>fade into obscurity
I mean, maybe if he tried to splinter the left and make a portion of them form a more "moderate" party he could have had more success, but people were already suspicious of him when he crossed the aisle and now he's burnt so all his bridges
Well see how far his money can take him

>>509597891 (OP)
Dumb waste of time. Why not just buy Republicans?

>>509597891 (OP)
i'm convinced now this feud between musk and trump is a ruse. if he actually creates a new party a total of zero republicans will vote for it and gullible leftards will flock to it because bad orange man + the crats are flailing retards. gop will still win every election with 53%+

>>509598296
Who does this issue apply to outside of tech ceos and shareholders? No one wants this

>>509608029
Oh yeah, just what America needs, another party headed by another billionaire who brought us Doge!!!!

>>509607824
It’s surprising because the Theodore Roosevelt and the bull moose party seem like obscure internal history

>>509608048
I remember when Musk ran a poll to say if he should step down as CEO of Twitter and it was a huge yes.

Instead of stepping down he changed the name to X so he wouldn't have to.

>>509608142 >>509607472
fingolian history is boring in comparison and largely non-existent before 1917

>>509608054
I mean, it’s as far as i am concerned there is no harm in him trying it. Although I’m skeptical and doubt it would go anywhere

There it is.
The Second Beast and his new system.
The choice is yours.

>>509599433
omg you dense
what does uniparty mean?

Independence Day is the perfect time to ask if you want independence from the two-party (some would say uniparty) system!

Should we create the America Party?
Yes 65.4%
No 34.6%

1,248,856 votes
Final results

>>509608284
It refers to the fact that the Republican and Democrat parties are only pretending to be right or left wing, and that they're being run by the same people behind the scenes.
Another way to put it: left wing, right wing, same bird.

>>509605946
>netanyahu can't be president though

>>509608265
I want independence from Israel and the mooseland

>>509604142
Can confirm, I had a very liberal coworker who was a borderline Elon cultist. That guy's probably eating crow pie right now.
I kind of pity that guy. He was competent and smart enough, but he just didn't seem to be able to see through his own biases the same way he saw through others. Also, he was handicapped, so that may have affected him.

>>509608392
I want a party that isn’t a slave to Israel

I'd rather see primaries against R's and D's who aren't America First with their actions.

is elon musk a friend to kikes

>>509598126
To be fair he made most of the right people mad. He does seem to have an idea for what kind of people are in the wide swath of the political center.

>>509597891 (OP)
The only party that matters is the one that will tell jews to fuck off and end all aid to israel then ban aipac from American soil. Also revoke all security clearances for anyone with dual citizenship

>>509597891 (OP)
BASED JEETLON, UNLIMITED INDIAN IMMIGRATION

>>509598296
Considering that that's happening right now with Microsoft anyway, who the fuck cares

>>509601329
It's pointless. FPTP doesn't allow more than two parties. If he isn't able to straight up kill one of the existing parties before it comes time to vote then nobody is going to vote for him because it will just split the vote and ensure that the greater evil wins in the race between the two real parties.

The only way to get a new party in FPTP is to kill one of the existing parties *before* the election even starts, or to infiltrate one of the existing parties with a new ideology turning it into a new party wearing the old party's skin.

>>509600790
>except run for President.
And that's exactly what a party does?

What's wrong with the American Party? If he truly cared he'd choose one of the existing small parties. Does he have to make it all about himself? Or is it because Americans shun "losers" and would actually rather vote for something new and shiny?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Party_of_the_United_States

>>509608719
Used to be. That was when the left loved him. Then he stepped out of line so they said some chick saw his cock and then the left hated him now he's trying to weasel is way back in

>>509608818
>who even cares, we only have Mexicans working in illegal farming positions. It's not even that bad

>>509598084
Imagine not understanding that this is a step towards total white domination again.