Thread 509602959

>2015: Canada's city of Quebec donated 10 Canada geese to the German city park of Iserlohn as a sign of friendship
>The geese population grew to almost 200 geese in 10 years
>The aggressive animals occupy the Kindergartens, public swimming pools and even the inner city pooping up everything
>"It's has become a plague everything is shitted up by the Canada geese" says Roland Berger a local politician
>"After year long debates with the federal ministry of agriculture we finally got an approval to shoot 20 geese"
>"The damages that the Canada geese caused to our budget go into the millions of Euros"
kek Americans, explain yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlsXuVxggM

>>509602959 (OP)
Just kill them

NATO article 5

eat shit faggot

>>509603036
roast beef of the skies

>>509602959 (OP)
>"After year long debates with the federal ministry of agriculture we finally got an approval to shoot 20 geese"
>"The damages that the Canada geese caused to our budget go into the millions of Euros"
Shoot them all, make a BBQ, invite the canadians, everything will be fine.

Jesus these people are too civilized for their own good, no wonder a bunch of niggers can kill them all.

>>509602959 (OP)
>>The geese population grew to almost 200 geese in 10 years
Holy shit it's over for Germany

>>509602959 (OP)
>import street shit birds from country that imports street shit people
Fuck, there’s a joke here somewhere

>>509602959 (OP)
>Bringing in invasive & foreign species
>Everything gets shidded up
Hmmmmmm recognizing some fatiguing patterns here boys

>>509602959 (OP)
Can you eat them?

>>509602959 (OP)
*hisses in your path*

>>509603262
lol

>>509602959 (OP)
geese detect weakness and they pounce. No goose ever fucked with me because I will punch them in the face. I walk right by them and I stare at them and they understand. Stop letting some stupid fat bird dominate you

>>509602959 (OP)
Yeah they're handsome birds but too many is a problem.

>>509603518
>>509603589
"Roast beef of the skies" is a nickname for the Canada Goose, according to The Atlantic. The name refers to the goose's size and the perception that it is a meaty and flavorful bird, similar to roast beef. The term is often used by hunters who harvest Canada Geese.
The Canada Goose is a large, migratory bird known for its dark meat, which can be prepared in various ways, including roasting. Its size and the quality of its meat make it a popular game bird for hunting. Some hunters even describe the goose as having a similar taste and texture to roast beef, hence the nickname, according to Moose Manor Farms

they are a plague in the PNW. I'm gunna start clobbering them

>>509603856
Nice

>>509602959 (OP)
Our airforce is unmatched in the world.

>>509602959 (OP)
They're protected in Ohio, flew right past the border.

They need to go back. I will round these cunts up and deport them to Canada myself.

I hate stepping in or walking in their nasty shit, I am tired of them congregating in large groups like niggers and indians, I am tired of them crossing the road blindly and forcing drivers to slam the brakes. I hate their ugly brown feathers, I would rather see white geese.

Ducks are actually chill, these things are degenerate beasts. Thank you for letting me vent my pent up anger on Canadian geese, OP

>>509604498
have you considered eating shit, faggot?

>>509602959 (OP)
Iserlohn fortress hass fallen.

breasts seared and slow cooked over brown rice, to absorb all the fat. a seasonal veg and salad. yum

>>509602959 (OP)
The government doesn't want you to know that the ducks at the park are free food

>>509602959 (OP)
They should be more worried about the Muslim population

>>509603856
It's a popular misconception that Canada Geese are named after the country of Canada. They are actually named for John Canada, a famous ornithologist who was responsible for their taxonomic classification among the other geese species.

>>509603036
Go ahead. Fuck around and find out.

>>509605015
untrue, disinfo, besmirchment, fake news, fake and gay also, probably kike propaganda, something a jeet would say, giving away that a goose fucked your wife/sister/mother while his fellows held you/your dad subdued and made him watch
hold your insulting tongue basically + try that in a small town up here + we will deal with you if you ever insult C A N A D A again <3

>>509605015
There is an urban legend that a man named John Canada was the taxidermist who first identified and classified the Canada Goose from the North. He decided to name the bird after himself, hence the name Canada Goose.

To begin with, a "taxidermist" mounts the skins of animals. If the man was a biologist who classified new animal species, he would be a "taxonomist".

However, no record of a John Canada exists in either profession.

The first recorded use of the name, 'Canada goose' appeared in 1772 in Carl Linnaeus' 8th-century work, Systema Naturae.

James Audubon called it the Canada goose in 1836.

Fake. That's like me being named David Murder Rapist or something.

>>509602959 (OP)
>geese kicking lil wyboi ass

Based

>>509604729
Fuck you Canuck Goose sympathizer.

They are overpopulated here. Territorial, ruin park experiences, smelly goose shit, loud, agressive near nests, and they cause accidents on the road.

THEY ARE THE JEETS OF BIRDS. THEIR BROWN SWARMS ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN YOUR INDIAN INFESTATION. It's the only way I can compare it.

>>509603036
The Khazarian Final Solution to every question

>>509605516
this made me giggle

>>509602959 (OP)
lul. germans are suck fucking losers, man... the ultimate obedient slaves. any other society with the absolute tiniest sliver of individuality would have just grabbed those fucks by their throats a long time ago and taken them home and cooked them...

>>509605516
canada geese are saddled with t-rex gradients of hilarious inner dignity and will attack and fuck you with all the severity of a germanic berserker high off his shit without the slightest impetus towards self preservation
any adversity towards them comes down to jealousy. most people are domesticated niggercattle. they are irrevocably free and protected by numerous laws that will see your hands proverbially severed if you ever interfere with them in the slightest
>>509605562
>HONK
secret is that they respect and honor and give space to those they can detect with inner dignity comparable to or greater than their own
if you are being picked on by such creatures, it amounts to a skill issue, and a foundational deficit of character
these are dinosaurs and warrant being regarded as such
learn to drive, learn some taste, buck up bucko
enshrined in law all over as being the master race of avians
>drops a big e.coli laced shit on your sidewalk

>>509606042
>your hands proverbially severed if you ever interfere with them in the slightest
same here. no idea why. you can still blast them in season though, here. just the breast is worth harvesting I'm told

>>509602959 (OP)
the germans must study the great emu war. any bruce posters here got any tips for the germano-turks?

>>509606042
Ah yes, you may very well possess multiple World and Divine Class Items, geese. Just know that there will always be something stronger on the horizon. The EcoHealth Alliance has been funding some nasty new bird viruses in Wuhan. Just you wait motherfuckers.

>>509603036
Didn't people used to eat geese?

>>509603856
Sorry, nigger. Federally protected by the Migratory Bird Act.

>>509606540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxgpKjuFczo

>>509606540
nah. it's regulated, but legal
https://rule-303.blogspot.com/2012/06/canada-goose-hunting-laws-for-beginners.html

>>509606540
people don't buy decoys because they like them

>>509607160
false
people purchase canada goose decoys because they enjoy looking at them and want to be reminded of their majesty even when the real things are not around

>>509603518
It is generally frown upon to eat Germans

>>509607396
ya got me. sometimes I'm just plain mean

>>509605516
its over we're even losing to geese now

>>509607469
kek

>>509603426
jej

>>509607469
Surely you're not trying to telling me you dont like eating a nice bit of Hans Wurstli now and again?

Fucking hate these assholes.

>pajeets shit on street
>blame the goose

>>509602959 (OP)
I saw a goose splatted in the road yesterday. I felt bad because they mate for life, and somewhere there is a poor lonely goose just like me.

>>509607722
nice looking birds but they always walk around the place as if they own it, shitting on everything. nice to see the big flocks flying around in the fall time though.

>>509607808
>they always walk around the place as if they own it
because they do
please grasp that the direct precursors of these creatures once wholly ruled the earth in profuse diaspora
the historical reality of this has gone nowhere and they themselves know it and you should too

Canadian Geese are a menace and the fact that Germany would accept an invasive species in the 21st century is a sign of how cucked they really are, let alone the fact that they haven't exterminated said invasive species.

It's ecological responsibility, they were stupid for taking the geese when said geese were deemed invasive in 2011.

>>509603262
Do you have any recipes?

>>509608069
I've never had. You have to be a hunter I think. Can't sell. Fatty like duck I imagine. I sear and slow cook most everything, with something to absorb all the fat like rice

>>509607973
so the feathers are actually living on stolen land too/ interesting.

>>509602959 (OP)
>>509603036
>>509605562
This seethe is absolutely fantastic. This is the best news I've read in weeks, maybe months. 200 geese in Germany is merely their home population, they are migratory and have colonies all over Europe by now.

You WILL step in shit.

>>509602959 (OP)
So what? They're harmless and mind their own business.

>>509608263
>>509608069
just roast it like a duck or a chicken. comes out really nice.

>>509602959 (OP)
Geese are fucking amazing. I am a chicken farmer, but I've had geese before, among other birds, and let me tell you they are special. Geese have different characters, habits, feelings, they show affection toward each other and toward their owner, they can act like guard dogs when someone walks near the house kek, they are absolutely lovable. My favoruite geese, which I showered with attention, used to run toward me honking happily in a very different voice/sound than when they do it to each other or when they are angry. They lived great lives, much better than niggers in Africa, believe that. Only low IQ non-whites who know nothing about geese other than some news articles and memes would hate on them.

>>509608280
no, the very earth in its entirety is their rightful inheritance

>>509603856
>>509604498
>>509608016
DEAL WITH IT FUCK FACE

HAHA

>>509608338
the whole bird? I've seen mostly people taking just the breast.
I may have to go to the local pond tonight.

>>509608394
i feel bad shooting them because they mate for life. its sad.

>eucalyptus trees and geese ruining everything
Canada and Australia win on the ecological shitposting front yet again.

>>509602959 (OP)
Lol canadians are so hostile to Germans, even their wild animals cause havoc to German social order.

>>509608544
beavers are honestly just as big chuds as geese are
they'll flood your shit or dam you out without the slightest care in the world and no matter what one does, they are compulsed to fell trees by the score, erect for themselves a pond and then a lake, and eat their own feces for maximal nutritional uptake
unstoppable little dynamos of self-determination and the capacity to shape things to one's own ends. they cannot, and will not be impeded in their drives. it's inspiring stuff.

>>509608478
we've done that before for sure. seems a waste to just take the breast but whatever i guess.

>>509608069
It's gamey and extremely lean. Teriyaki stir fry is all I do with it. Occasionally jerky.
Take or make whatever teriyaki sauce. Marinade 24hrs.
Teaspoon of apple cider vinegar in the marinade really helps.
Half an onion finely chopped. (Can also go in the marinade)
1 cup Green beans/Corn/Carrots/Turnip greens/radish/any other veggie you may want.
Fry the whole mess together. It's pretty good for dog food tier meat.

>>509602959 (OP)
if only we'd sent them turkeys, theyd fit right in

>>509608927
they are industrious little fuckers thats for sure but they do tend to try making their damns in the worst places. we have to shoot them when they start that shit or all the roads around here would be flooded out all the time. amazing how much work they can in just a single night.

>>509609124
The presence of standing trees is of deep offense to beavers.

>>509609111
Checked and roachpilled.

>>509608985
mostly I just want to see the look on its face, when it realizes I'm calling its bluff, with a golf club

>>509609213
is it a religious thing?

>>509609227
would be worth it yeah. you can always find canada geese at land border crossings between here and the US. i dont know why but there's always a bunch at them all the time. maybe they are fake.

>>509607973
>that pic
>all the people are whites
>things are
>current year
Kek
Joke country

>>509609111
ha, carlos you little spic bastard

Canadians being a plague in other countries!

>>509609534
fucking swarms of them in oregon. like thousands hanging out in sports fields. bold motherfuckers that scare dogs. year around it seems

>>509602959 (OP)
Based fellow Canadians.
>see Canada get shitted up by stinky foreigners
>go try to warn the Germans
>Germans don't understand honks of truth
>shit everywhere to explain
>they get mad and try to deport you, but not the brown people
>honk.jpg

>>509603262
I've heard wild geese are tough as fuck and not that meaty since they have to be light enough to fly.

>>509602959 (OP)
Krauts are also being invaded by raccoons. It's over

Lmao, our Geese don't cause this types of issues for us, my beauties. <3

So, now they're going to Germany to troll them ha, nice! lmao

>>509603036
Anyone who dares to fuck around with my Geese will be shit bombed! lol

>>509609776
Pruning shears

>>509603095
Lol, this would make a great South Park episode.

>>509610067
same. I guess you have to take them a certain time and age, then eat just the breast. but I'm just going off youtube videos, so. I've heard the park fed ones taste shitty, but dunno.

As a responsible golfer I hand feed canadian geese with poison.

>>509610067
Not really tough if cooked right, just super lean. You get a fair amount of meat on them. Sandhills on the other hand, may as well eat your boots if you bag an old one.

>>509610199
a good drone could harvest hundreds

>>509609776
>hanging out in sports fields.
we send them over to disrupt american sports practice in the hope that we will eventually beat you guys at something again.

>>509610199
thats how we kill meat chickens actually. a quick crunch at the right spot and they're out like a light. probably the fastest least stressful way to do it. you might want ones with long handles for a goose because they're pretty strong in the neck.

>>509610503
a single Predator could kill and quickly cook hundreds.

>>509610651
>we send them over to disrupt american sports practice
well knock it off. the mexicans are missing soccer practice

>kek Americans, explain yourselves
heh, that's like calling a spaniard a mexican. they get unreasonably furious about it

>>509610790
they call them "El Honko Cabra" and won't get within a mile...
hmmm

>>509602959 (OP)
The geese are part of a pro-environmentalist terror campaign, serving as bait to imprison people who dare shoot them.

>can't just cull invasive geese
Retards

>>509602959 (OP)
Canadian Geese, literal street shitting vermin.

>>509604498
>They're protected in Ohio
Canadian Geese are only protected by the migratory bird act and a lack of sporting interest. They should not be protected especially not the non-migrating populations.

>>509603698
you've obviously never been up close with them. they are drooling, hissing, obnoxious creatures - truly the niggers of the avians

>>509602959 (OP)
Fuck sake Germany, close your damn legs, I mean, borders! Kick those Canadians out. You don’t need anymore socialists

>>509608429
Canadian geese are present in Canada 5 months a year. They are in the US 7 months out 9 of the year.

>>509611402
they aren't though

>>509610790
maybe if there were some more border crossings opened they'd head to those instead

>>509602959 (OP)
What happened to bird flu killing millions of birds.

>>509602959 (OP)
we gave them coons geese and chipmunks we have the best critters

>>509607808
wild turkeys do too.
I've seen crazy numbers of them this year.

>>509605562
Grab them by the neck and throw them, s/oy junior.

>>509605326
At least put your AI slop in greentext.

>>509613690
I'll do whatever the fuck I want

>>509602959 (OP)
>Canada geese
the things are nice to hear flying over in the 1000s in fall and spring cause they foretell of the changing seasons. but the reality on the ground here is a different story they can destroy entire lakes with their shit making them un-swimmable for decades. the local pond in my town is on one huge flocks migration rote so its been declared a biohazard site now.

>>509615080
Gay.

>>509611427
>t. Great lakes nigger
You have no right to determine who are the niggers of birds. You've clearly never experienced seagulls. That bong, and all of us gulffags, can confirm that seagulls are undoubtedly the niggers of birds. And there is a Canada goose who migrates to my neighbor's pond and tortures me every year. I still hate seagulls more

>>509610067
i hear goslings make good eat and they provide some top tier down too

>>509602959 (OP)
I think they're very cute. In my city 5 Canadian goose animal ambassadors were just murdered in their pen this week and the animal rescue suspects anti-goose rhetoric for the issue - they specifically cite "murderous cobra chickens" as a harmful stereotype for the geese.

Canada geese are wonderful parents that all nigger scum would do well to learn from. Just last week I saw a mama goose and Papa goose and a Grandma/Grandpa goose leading a bunch of juvenile baby gooses over to the pond. They were all trekking along the road in front of my house to the pond down the street and it was so cute and adorable.

Fuck geese haters, we should all wish for a parent as caring as a goose. Here is a link to the murdered geese. I wish the ones responsible are found and punished with execution

https://youtu.be/ellsFlhsTfo

>>509603332
at the coasts its worse. there are village with 1000 people and 50k goose who shit on crop and cattle fields so the cattle can't eat properly.

>>509602959 (OP)
Sucks that geese are mammals. If only they laid eggs so it would be much simpler and you could substitute their eggs with fake eggs to reduce the population like it's done with pigeons in many places.

>200 foreign species of fowl shit up germany costing zillions of euros
The final solution to the europoor problem has been materialized, sent in the 15th squadron.

>>509616383
this

>>509604809
Millions must die [to retake it]

>>509602959 (OP)
You're welcome

>>509603856
That term has never been used by anyone i know

>>509602959 (OP)
There's a lake near me that is occupied by a few hundred, maybe a thousand geese and ducks. there's shit everywhere. every inch of the entire park is plastered in shit. and the lake has a 3 mile circumference with a huge wooded park around it, it is not a small park. wall to wall shit.

I went for a stroll the other day and there were dozens of people swimming in the bacteria infested shitty stinking shit-filled lakewater. I wanted to puke, but the acidity of the puke might improve the bacteria levels. Anyway I'm sure they will all develop horrific UTIs this weekend. I fucking hate geese but it's illegal to kill them. The only legal way to clear them would be to release pitbulls into the park trained to kill the geese, but then the lake would be contaminated with pitbull shit instead of goose shit. Disgusting animals, really. And that is why Trump wants to conquer Canada.

>>509622729
>And that is why Trump wants to conquer Canada.
To acquire more geese and geese shit? I mean we can send them over to you for free, We have MILLIONS of them.

>>509602959 (OP)
>finally got an approval to shoot 20 geese
Can they shoot other invasive species that flood the country and poop everywhere?

Just go through the lengthy bureaucracy. There will be an end to the horor!

>>509602959 (OP)
>Canada's city of Quebec
>Donated cobra chickens
>2000% increase in 2 years
>All the goose shit
>Germans mad
Of course the asshole Quebecois would do this. Holy shit, that's the best prank ever

>>509603679
This just don't be a pussy or fuck with them

>>509603518
Canadian Geese are a very lean red meat that is best cooked with a glaze or some oil to retain moisture. Very delicious, but not eaten often enough. In Canada you have to get a federal migratory bird license to hunt them, and the federal government rarely has its shit together enough to get that out within the week that the geese all fuck off to the south.

>>509615996
>Fuck geese haters
Humans are just scum. Everywhere they go they cause death and destruction complaining about muh property!!
Weird, almost like these fuckers lived here before your species even existed.

>>509602959 (OP)
No, they're called Indian geese now.

>>509625361
Geese will outlive whites, blacks, browns and asians desu

This is what you fucking get Jerry.

Don't crucify Canadian soldiers and we wouldn't train our birds to fuck with you, next up is crows by the way.

>>509603330
Post the criminal code of Canada punishment for killing a Canadian goose and there will be an end to the horror.


Price of deerjacking starts at "all your shit" and 250k, horrible deal, Negan only asked for half.

>>509603679
Based fellow Canadian

>>509626042
Hand over your country please. We need it.

I hate canada geese more than any other animal. Even more than mosquitos.

>>509602959 (OP)
A challenger appears.....

>>509608394
>Geese are fucking amazing.
>I am a chicken farmer.
how does it feel to kill them later?

>>509602959 (OP)
Cull them.
The Canucks used to kill them & give the meat to homeless shelters.