Thread 509641807

If you woke up one day and had the powers of Goku, what would be the first thing you do?

Spirit bomb tel aviv

>>509641807 (OP)

Fly to my heart's content.

>>509641807 (OP)
Fly to white house and meet with Trump.
Tell him to announce that all war is over and that I'll be personally intervening in any war.
Fly to Ukraine and Kamehameha the ground between the two forces as a show of what's possible.
Teleport to Putin and xi tell them the plan.
Disappear into hiding for a while to see if they follow my orders.
If they don't I obliterate their armies

>>509641807 (OP)
Find chichi then krillen

>>509641870
I knew in my soul that someone would say the same.

>>509641870
This
Also vivisect kremlinoids and curbstomp various CEOs and oligarchs

>>509641910
you will never be white

>he doesn't already have the powers of goku
ngmi

>>509641807 (OP)
I would travel the universe until I can find a way to make my anime girlfriend real
then I would train hard to protect her and love her

we would live in space since I don't care about the drama of earthlings

>>509641807 (OP)
Take my heart medication lel

>>509641807 (OP)
fly to Israel, kill every last person I see -
jews, palis, little trumptards going to the "holy land". I'd personally, with lightspeed, roast every last one of them, and then I'd fly to Jew York and do the same, then LA to flambé the hollykikes, then I'd find out every jew's location and heet them all into space, and piss on them while they're dying of vacuum death.

then I'd chill, and the next day go to India

>>509641994
you will never be brown

>>509641870
/thread

>>509641870
fpbp

>>509641807 (OP)
>what would be the first thing you do?
Kill every racist

>>509642096
Definitely India, then Pakistan, Nigeria, Mexico

>>509641807 (OP)
raze mecca, then jerusalem

I would decree that any war shall be waged by the congress people which votes to go to that war. Thus the wars would take place between a few hundred people, being led by the ruler of those specific nations. Every election there would be a backup leader and backup congress elected as well, in the case that they go to war, so they can be replaced quickly.

>>509642159
I love that your faggot ass has to have powers in order to do this because God knows you won't do any real life because you were spineless nothing.

>>509641910
Fry doo ma aherts cuhntent

>>509641911
Checked and world peace-pilled

>>509641807 (OP)
Nuke Africa and India.

Finally whites may have a chance to recoop over this unending tide of shit that will unleash in the upcoming several decades.

Probably would declare myself the ruler of the world and anyone who opposes me dies from a single punch.

>>509642126
Why would anyone want such an existence?

>>509641870
technically speaking, if it is energy from all lifeforms jews wouldn't be included since their god is lucifer and they are satans ilk. so it logically tracts in universe.

>>509642265
I would tell every government in the world to disband their militaries, because I would be the military now. And to use the funds to give everyone healthcare and housing. Oh and ensure white countries stay white. India would be obliterated, Mexico 90% gone, Africa 99% gone since they breed like flies, East Asians are chill I’d leave them alone, the Muslim world 90% killed. Gotta leave some shitskins around for the food

>>509641870
Why tho? The whole world would be your oyster at that point you're a God like figure that can kamehameha the world whenever
I'd start a brutal rape campaign across the world only targeting the 10/10's as a start....bring more sayians into the world
Then i'd practice my energy blasts on bharat while creating a youtube account on how i do it and threaten youtube i'd spirit bomb their shit instant transmision style if they banned or shadow banned muh shit
Then i'd start a campaign of visiting every fucken world leader and have them kissing my feet pope francis style on camera
Then i'd start my own fucken dictatorship with the threat of sparkle fury energy blast towards any who would go against my reign
I would order xi shi ping to give me all the prime spy chinese pussy
When i find out i have children across the world i'd start calling them gohan, goben,gosam,godavid,golarry and so on
Wait for my children to come after me and fight them cuz of muh sayian genetics i like that shit
What the fuck is there not to like? You're goku
I wish that everyday,though ....everyfucken day i think about how it would be like
If God would give me that someday i would really appreciate it

>>509642366
Checked
It would be sigma af and it's what Goku would really do

>>509641807 (OP)
kill toyotarou for fucking up the series and distributing his shitty trace-tier art

>>509642126
good

>>509641807 (OP)
Being able to punch real hard doesn't achieve what I want.

The only "superpower" I need is actually quite simple. I just want the ability to control other peoples' actions, one at a time, for a very limited amount of time. Like 30 seconds a day. Hell, 10 would probably be enough.

I could do a LOT to change the face of the planet with this power.

>>509642670
Code geass enjoyer
Yeah

>>509641807 (OP)
Destroy my people without hurting the flora and fauna and invite Whites to settle here and make INDIA SUPERPOWER

>>509641807 (OP)
I would go to every participant and organizers of the bilderberg group and question them in front of their familly about what their plan is, if i can't get an answer i would torture each person of their familly in front of them until they do and if they don't i'll start very slowly torturing them in ways they would be unable to not give an honest answer about everything that has happenned not just since 2020 but since the first world war.

>>509642402
Typical goyim who can't think of any solution beyond crude bludgeoning with nukes. You are a traitor to the White race. How can Whites settle and expand globally if you deny them Africa and India? We need more Whites globally.

>>509641807 (OP)
I would circle the planet flying reverse lightspeed back to 1918 and send the queen of england and all of the london clique into the sun before they create israel, and if israel still takes place, send israel and the whole of the middle east into the sun.

Enough is enough.

>>509642402
Half of Africa and India are already in Europe and America, this wouldn't stop the decline of the west.

>>509641870
Take my energy anon!

>>509642953
your id is DA PEE

>>509642434
>>509642665
Cope. Seethe. Dilate.

Kill all Israeli officials, eliminate all Israeli military, and destroy all important Israeli infrastructure
Then probably go kill all vocal Zionists I guess
Kamehameha'ing Tel Aviv lol

>>509641870
Salam, Khamenei

>>509641807 (OP)
Enforce a true meritocracy. Lowest scores get castrated. World is run by a council of the most valuable people with me as the executive and law enforcement

>>509643198
>Kamehameha'ing Tel Aviv lol
>>509643294
>Khamenei
more like Khameneihameha

>>509643105
My pee is weapons-grade.

>>509643362
>Khameneihameha
I lold. Can I have my smelling salts back btw?

>>509643155
Reading off the rest of your tasks for the day?

>>509643461
YWNBAW whitoid

>>509641870
Definitely sending all my energy to this guy

>>509641994
>>509642434

>>509641807 (OP)
Total reptilian death

>>509642827
Thank you, daPEE very cool!

>>509641807 (OP)
>If you woke up one day and had the powers of Goku, what would be the first thing you do?

I would grow the fuck up be an adult so I could get a job and start being a productive member of society

Fucking loser weaboos

>>509641807 (OP)
Extricate all the malignancies on this once noble planet.
- kikes
- niggers (including all other subvarients such as sandniggers etc..)
- chinksects
Let nature heal itself and if (You) are upset I didn't list your specific problem race just know they fall into the nigger subcategory and I also hate them just as much if not more than you already do.

>>509645123
gigabased

>>509645144
Checked. Good evening my dear burgerbrother, stand tall.

Probably create an island somewhere in the pacific and go searching for ancient human life antártica.

>>509641807 (OP)
Eat a shit load of ramen and dumplings really fast.

>>509641911
And motherfuckers would still act like you announced a war instead of ending it.. Fuck this world

>>509641807 (OP)
super kamehameha niggers into oblivion

>>509641911
nobel piece award award

Well anon, I don't even know what kind of powers goku fuck has! lol

>>509641870
\o/

>>509641807 (OP)
fuck chihi
cuck begeta

>>509641807 (OP)
Take control of the government in secret. Things will just start happening.

>>509641807 (OP)
Kill everyone on the goddamn planet just so I can get some fucking sleep.

And when that all goes to shit, the entirety of Seasons 2 through 10 thousand is just gathering strength just to get out of bed. Because that's how fucking slow it all is.

>>509641807 (OP)
>teleport to all the world leaders one after the other
>teleport them to the middle of an empty island
>tell them I'm in charge now and I'll start enacting my own policies
>if anyone has any objections I'll be happy to punch a hole through their chest
>give them a phone number to contact if anyone tries to block any of the changes I tell them to make
>hire a bunch of investigators to find out what shit all current politicians have been doing
>imprison those that were doing low-level corruption, execute the ones doing high-level corruption
>any protests, I kamehameha right through the middle of the crowd
>enjoy world peace

>>509641911
I'd pretty much do the same thing, but with a few adjustments.
Request a private facility to myself and demand a supply of women each year.
Free vidya with state of the art equipment (PC specifically).
Insist that money does not apply to me. If I want something, I take it unless the people somehow find a way to stop me (I'd welcome the challenge).

>>509648062
That's pretty good, in particular the protest bit. Have a (you) you earned it

>>509641807 (OP)
Instant teleport the Samson option into a with me far away from Earth.

>>509641807 (OP)
I would make new tectonic plates and finally isolate every country on the planet with massive 10km mountains on borders, thus ending globalism

>>509641870
This, but Jerusalem instead.

>>509649105
Also make sure to drill some volcanoes here and there to make border crossings impossible

>>509641807 (OP)
Probably nuking Israel and India. After that I would personally teleport troon 1 by 1 to the sun.

>>509648675
You should only go by the last part if it's mass produced and brand new. Otherwise you should ask but genuinely be willing to gracefully move along if declined, and most people would probably be honored to give it anyway.

>>509642447
>I'd start a brutal rape campaign across the world only targeting the 10/10's as a start....bring more sayians into the world
You would only be creating your own demise. 1000s of kids where a significant enough number might surpass your strength and collectively overwhelm you and the long life of a Saiyan to increase the odds.

>>509641870
I'd be moral about it. Id simply destroy all jewish weapons and let the world sort itself out.

Fuck Android 18

>>509641807 (OP)
I would probably see what it's like to ejaculate while in super saiyan mode.

>>509641807 (OP)
Why settle for less?

>>509641807 (OP)
A kamehameha on Israel, New York, Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, Beijing, and Mecca - and nobody would ever have to worry about a Malthusian future afterwards.

>>509642159
lol nigger faggot

>>509641870
fpbp

>>509642159
>kill every human
interesting

>>509641807 (OP)
Drunk drive the nimbus cloud into a Trump Tower

Same as others have said. I would be a one man world police and enforce my idea of peace. But I'd also be a real life Superman, rather than rest on my laurels. I'd be in Texas right now saving people. Then I'd hit up the boarder and tell the Mexicans to GTFO under pain of death.

>>509641807 (OP)
Try to fix the black community. They would respect me once I took a pack of them down in a fight.

>>509641807 (OP)
I'd live a quiet and relatively normal life, but I'd use my super speed to get goodies to improve my life or get advantages. While doing this I write a long list of individuals to kill. Once I'm done I execute the list, if things continue being shit, I look for more targets until things improve.

>but you can change the world by becoming king!

Goku is actually relatively human, most of his powers come from manipulation of Ki. He can literally be surprise attacked. It's why he literally got surprise attacked by a laser. It's why there's multiple timelines where he dies from a heart virus. Unless you have the social/verbal IQ to competently instate yourself as king of the world it's a fruitless endeavor.

All that I would immediately change is some neighborhoods on earth would be very suspiciously safe and clean, some places of wildlife would look very curated as well, almost Disney like.

>>509641807 (OP)
I’m wise enough to know that intervening in global politics is a fool’s errand. I put together a shitty costume and become a street level vigilante that occasionally turns up for big disasters.

>>509654182
>>509655303
based OG chadly

>>509641807 (OP)
I would feast. Being an absent father is hungry work.

>>509655872
>nu dragon ball
fucking gay goyslop

>>509641807 (OP)
Obviously find the strongest person on the planet and fight them.

>>509641870
Too impersonal for me.

>>509641807 (OP)
See how fast I could teleport around until my brain is fried from overstimulation.

>>509641807 (OP)
live my life as i do now. only change would be me teleporting behind anons that disagree with me and cripple them

>>509650194
Yeah, but anon, you’re missing the bigger picture - you’d have a thousand kids all running around boasting that they’re
>THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!
And that’s hilarious

>>509642159
I know this is bait but what qualifies and how do you know everyone that fits that qualification?

>>509648062
Too responsible for me.

Idk, I would probably force all people who owned or had access to generational wealth to compete in a battle for Wesnoth tournament. I would be most interested in the difference in play between criminal and wealthy and lawful and wealthy, as. Right now, I assume there are both.

>>509641807 (OP)
Total Nigger Death

>>509656182
Even in old DB goku could be surprise attacked, granted iirc this was anime filler, so it could be argued this never happened in the manga, however I have to remind you that Yajirobe with a normal sword cut off Great Ape Vegeta's tail. Ki control has been very crucial to DB since early DBZ. Oddly enough though early DB as in pre Z Goku was impervious to bullets

>>509642434
So you can be openly racist and nobody could stop you I guess. Still the cons really outweight the one pro.

>>509656495
I never said anything about old school dragon ball.
the new garbage is gay as fuck

>>509642126
I am grateful for this each day.

>>509641807 (OP)
I don't think I'd really do anything different. Maybe take the one I love into the night sky or to the moon if Goku can overcome the vacuum of space somehow. What should I do with near infinite power?

>>509656455
Raiding the rich would be one of my many policies.

>>509656607
No I understood, it's just the show/comic is so old I thought you forgot how surprisingly squishy the characters are when they're not actively using their Ki.

>>509656266
Would you say "psssh...nothing personnel...kid" when you did that? I think it's obligatory.

>>509642447
This seems like a very Romanian answer. Have the ability to make the world a much better place and instead go around raping and making people kiss your feet. What a sad, hedonistic faggot you are. Is your life that shitty that a few people kissing your feet would really bring you more joy than destroying evil and creating utopia? You're Romanian so I'm curious how bad it truly is.

>>509656607
Is Daima really that bad? I kinda enjoyed Super, especially the ending of the Multiversal Tournament arc, but I have avoided looking into Daima because it gives me GT vibes with the whole return to kid goku thing.

>>509656816
Daima is worse than GT and actively retcons stuff, to the point where Super no longer makes sense. They also added random LGBTBBQ bullshit in the show as well. Don't know what the fuck they were thinking. Also hot take but I actually enjoyed GT it gave me nostalgia of DB and my childhood as well. The nostalgia bait worked, even the intro plays at nostalgia baiting if you understand the Japanese lyrics.

>>509657177
I actually liked the comfy space adventure stuff up to Baby and the Super 17 miniarc.

>>509641870
fpbp, maybe using that Boo move where he target every person o earth but only kikes, jeets and other endemic shitskin.
>>509656761
Is his mutt-genes talking, anon. All mutts shitskin default to that.

>>509641911
Good stuff

>>509641807 (OP)
The powers of who?

>>509641807 (OP)
I wonder if goku could blow up a mountain with his cumshots. I would test this theory with my cumsplosions.

>>509657177
>Destroys Toriyama's legacy the moment he is in the grave.
I am piqued

Also I can't get into GT even though I am exactly the right age for it to be a nostalgia thing with me. Coming so soon after DBZ and completely changing the tone really ruined it for me. I might have had a different opinion if GT had come out years later, but because it didn't the associations I have with GT watching it when it was new really ruin it for me.

>>509657491
Japanese Superman, but his power is that when he gets mad he turns into a Super Aryan

>>509656816
the way they explained goku getting super saiyan 4 in daima was fucking stupid.
in GT it was an accidental discovery because the old kai assumed that if goku got his tail back, he would be able to match Baby, he didn't expect goku to substitute looking at the earth as the moon.

plus golden great ape looked cool.

>>509641807 (OP)
>fly to Capsule Corp
>find Bulma
>rape Bulma
>keep raping Bulma until Vegeta shows up
>stare down Vegeta
>go Super Saiyan while demolishing dat ass
>cum with the force of over 9000 Saiyan warriors
>make Android 19 clean it up only using her mouth
>use the Dragon Balls to resurrect Krillin so we can double team Bulma
>make Vegeta and Android 19 watch
>Android 19 looks disgusted at Vegeta when he tries to get her to touch his tiny dick
Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

Humble every rich person on the planet

>>509641870
Took the words out of my mouth

>>509657848
Seething yamchetty hands typed this

>>509657580
https://archive.is/wip/7WeDx
https://screenrant.com/dragon-ball-daima-anime-supreme-kai-lgbtq/

Tl;Dr: they retcon the Kais into being holy hermaphrodites.

>>509657848
>Android 19
You got a fat mime fetish?

>>509658419
Grim, dire even

Okay, I changed my mind. First I would destroy Fuji TV then TND.

>>509657848
>>509658703
Lmao this is why proofreading is important.

>>509641911
>if they don't I obliterate their armies
Yeah better to just kill thousands of lackeys that don't even wanna be there instead of threatening the leaders personally, makes perfect sense. Not even dragon ball super goku is that stupid

>>509641807 (OP)
Destroy india, destroy israel then kill all pajeets outside india

>>509658703
>>509659034
DID I STUTTER?

>>509659034
>Ted talk

IDK that might've been intentional

>>509642447
Anon, are you THE village rapist or what?

>>509659115
Definitely the Jeets, they’re all over here in California and they are horrible to do business with and they cut in lines at the grocery store. Eradicate 99.999% of them. Save a few just for their food

>>509642086
Good one.

The saiyans were able to become super beings by transforming into blond hairs, blue-green eyed palea skinned warriors. What is he mean by this.

>>509641807 (OP)
I would bring slavery back

>>509642126
>>509656816
>? I kinda enjoyed Super,

Then you're a subhuman with no standards. Old DB and DBZ and even DBGT were phenomenons. They were decade defining the way Miami Vice was for the 80s.

Anyone who can't recognize super and everything after cell frankly as soulless cashcow is a soulless subhuman who consumes what the masters heap in their troth. Not that Buu and gt didn't have redeemable aspects.

Post

>>509641870
Was hoping this was first. Was not disappointed fren

>>509642086
But its grape flavored

>>509642670
> I just want the ability to control other peoples' actions, one at a time,
You can achieve that by punching really hard and being unkillable

Also, upon review, Dragon Ball Z tells the story of how primitive savage apes called Saiyans overthrow more intelligent, technological geniuses whose planet deteriorates after they are exterminated, only to become enslaved later by a White alien who mastered them all and mass murdered them singlehandedly; he could only be defeated when one transformed into a blonde haired, blue eyed superhuman, breaking free from his black hair, black eyed subhuman monkey roots.

The saiyans are literally niggers, and Whites are the race they overthrew with savage violence.

>>509641870
Give this man a promotion in the based department

>>509642447
Reminder that jews are actually just Gyspies. Listen to their music. Even the word Gypsy means "Egyptian". Want to really activate your almonds? Jog your noggin? "Egyptian Magicians"

>>509641807 (OP)
I would fight the pope and if he didn't fight back I would fight a buddhist monk instead.

>>509653525
>cucking Krillin
There's a special place in hell for you

>>509641870
then India, have my power

>>509641807 (OP)
kill all jews by punching their heads clean off

>>509663963
frieza and his brother and his dad aren't white, they're zesty ass niggers

>>509641807 (OP)
Impregnate every single blonde on the planet

>>509641807 (OP)
Probably fight frieza for blowing up my skinhead friend

>>509641807 (OP)
raze to the ground israel and every jew on earth as well as arabs and africans

>>509641807 (OP)
I would become a super D duper saiyan.

>>509663591
there's alot of shit in super that doesn't tie into what has been established in dragon ball/z
>trunks comes back from the future and goes on the defense when he sees 18 despite defeating her in the future and seeing she's not a threat during the end of the cell saga
>bulma having an older sister despite her not being mentioned in db/dbz and dr gero stating bulma was the first daughter of capsule corp
>the potara being retconned and stating that only gods and kais stay fused despite the better idea would have been that non-gods and kais will stay fused as a punishment if they somehow got the potara earrings
>two xenos in the series despite xeno lives outside the universes, therefore he cannot be "copied"
>goku mastering ultra perfected giga nigga instinct yet he struggles with uub during the dbz timeskip (remember, super takes place between the end of buu saga and the dbz timeskip)

the only way I can think of it making sense is that it's an alternate dimension or universe super takes place in.

>>509656096
This, plus smashing prime tomboy puss.

>>509641870
based and same