Thread 509648030

Why is the West so silly?

Who wouldn't want a quirk chungus gf?

>>509648030 (OP)
We in it mate

>>509648030 (OP)
I'm so glad I don't understand half the references in that pic

>>509648087
holy rare flag

>>509648030 (OP)
stop making fun of my sister

>>509648209
You are a lucky man

>>509648087
you're not the real breakroom
the real breakroom said we could have been friends in another life yesterday
you don't remember that and you DON'T EVEN WORK AT WALMART

We gave women rights

>>509648272
You're sister had a crush on me in high school

Then again, she was somehow my gf's bestie, and had a crush on me again.

Now she has appeared again at my son's playgroup, and she loves my wife but hates me.

>>509648030 (OP)
I'm an old genx fuck, looking at that picture I realise that I don't understand any of the things.
Or have never viewed them, at last I am free from mainstream culture.

>>509648147
the fuck is hamburger helper?

>>509648147
wtf is a hamburger helper

>>509648424
I'm sorry for the trouble my sister has caused you in Australia, but she doesn't live there
I don't know why she has traveled there to specifically harass you but I will attempt to stop her from doing that

>>509648185
>will give you broken sons
That's pretty much the only reason why I'm on the fence about racemixing with Asians. I don't want my poor son to come out like 5'9" with a 4" dick.
My mom was a banshee but goddamn I have great genes.

>>509648209
you understood half of that?
i don't get any of them
not even the name, i thought a chongus was a cock

>>509648087
Your flag will make a fine adition to my colection

/pol/ was wrong about quirk chunguses. They are top tier gf material. Tradwifes be damned.

I am currently dating a 29 year old quirk chungus who is still obsessed with Gravity Falls and has 2300 hours on Cities Skylines. She melts my heart with her laughs and loves to watch series with me.
There are no snide remarks, shit tests, demanding money or whoring herself out. Just fun. The 'cringe' is outweighed by the sheer confidence she has about herself.

Fuck you /pol/. You all lie and deceive. Find a quirk chungus wife NOW.

>>509648433
dried pasta dinner where you add water and cooked ground beef

>>509648495
You're right to be weary, I was neck-deep in a commitment to almost marry a vietnamese girl and give her many sons, despite her strange family who hated me
I don't think happa males have a very easy time of things, it's not a good racemix for men

Happa girls however...

>>509648341
I am the real breakroom (who is sad enough to pretend to be me?). I have short-term memory loss so apologies for that slight oversight. I do work at Walmart. I'm not Kamala fucking Harris in committing stolen wagie valor.

>>509648520
Thanks, general grevious!

>>509648433
>>509648552
more specifically it's a "meal kit"
usually noodles and packaged gravy

YOU add your OWN ground beef, or whatever meat your poor ass happens to have around!
Isn't that fun?

>>509648570
I'm just not used to seeing you use a memeflag
are you under duress?
Say something only the real breakroom would know, or wink if you're in trouble

>>509648433
>>509648444
A line of really bad prepackaged macaroni/beef mixes. Textbook goyslop.

>>509648030 (OP)
>>509648266
so what if I want a non-retard gf?

>>509648637
It somehow manages to be LESS convenient than a microwave dinner, while also tasting worse!

>>509648433
Oh, anon, let me tell you.
It comes in a cardboard box. It's a bunch of dry seasoning mixed with dry pasta and loads of salt. You dump it into a pan and add water, then turn on the heat. Once the pasta is cooked, you dump in ground beef. There's your fucking dinner, bro.

It's a meal that piece of shit American mothers typically make for their neglected sons. As it became part of their habits, grown adults now eat it as well.

I spent the first 18 years of my life eating $1 microwaveable TV dinners, and occasionally Hamburger Helper. I'm 6'4" and could only imagine how much stronger and smarter I'd be if I wasn't fucked up from microplastics and an abusive childhood. I only started eating fruit consistently in my late 20s. Yes, I am circumcised.

>>509648547
>top tier wife
the point of a wife is to give you children

>>509648030 (OP)
My girlfriend got into rucking and has gone from a little left leaning to a bit bit right as she gets more fit. Also wants to protect nature more instead of vague "Green" bullshit.

>>509648661
You're not going to like this
but you have to become Mormon

>>509648547
i would shoot myself in the head if someone ever brought me a paperwork to fill out like that.

>>509648702
you have to move to the fields of nebraska and mold her into a shield-maiden

>>509648661
>anon discovers the issue with giving women freedom

>>509648716
She left him, she is gay now

>>509648547
>There are no snide remarks, shit tests, demanding money or whoring herself out. Just fun. The 'cringe' is outweighed by the sheer confidence she has about herself.
This is the lie, right here. I know a guy who is married to a textbook example of this kind of woman. He works for the government, owns a Tesla, loves Apple products, the whole nine yards. He's morbidly obese, his quirk chungus is morbidly obese, they don't have children, and he's obviously far more emotionally needy than she is. If she wasn't so embarrassed about her weight, she'd be cheating on him day and night.

These women are regular fucking women that missed out on being whores, but make no mistake about it, they will in fact destroy your life and be a bitch all the same.

>>509648266
Yet you married your sister, cuckold

>>509648730
I have to get more cardio, I can take the weight no problem, but get gassed hiking with it too quick.

>>509648635
>I'm just not used to seeing you use a memeflag
Its not a memeflag I'm in the Comoros due to ensuing leftist violence after the passing of the OBBB which liberals are out for blood for every rethuglican.
>are you under duress?
No I'm doing pretty good.
>Say something only the real breakroom would know, or wink if you're in trouble
I am of my own making (or the lack thereof depending on one's level of cynicism).

>>509648661
Women will always be a little slow. Would you fw a quad gf?

>>509648553
Happa girls are either thoroughly anti-white trainwrecks or borderline nutjob white-man worshipers, either way they're fucked in the head. Where they sit on white men depends on the shape of their daddy issues, if their white dad was fetishy weirdo or a beta male then they grow up despising white men. If daddy was an alpha male they grow up with a freaky Electra complex.

>>509648593
>>509648433
see because it helps the hamburger : )
without the helper, the hamburger wouldn't be as good
it's helping

>>509648864
>borderline nutjob white-man worshipers
I know aren't they perfect

>>509648862
>be some kind of cripple with a tracheotomy tube
>still wear make up and bathing suit bra for your death bed insta
women jfc

>>509648553
Yeah if you roll the dice and get lucky and your wife gives you 3 hapa daughters, your genetic legacy is certain.
The odds of your son being Keanu Reeves though are very low. The best you could hope for is one of those 5'10" MMA enthusiasts who is embarrassed about his 5" dick. Teach him a money making skill and maybe he can get a White girl, but Jesus Christ help you if he's a scrawny loser.

>>509648444
He's a gangster glove that will slap the shit outta a nigga

>>509648846
I haven't seen my sister in 30+ years.

>>509648671
It's definitely a product of yesteryear that didn't age well. Developed so that dumb boomer bitches who didn't know how to cook could put food on the table, it was okay at the time because the goyslop incorporated chemists hadn't figured out how to up the cardboard content from 40 to 85%.

>>509648672
>I'm 6'4" and could only imagine how much stronger and smarter I'd be if I wasn't fucked up from microplastics
hey man you're 6'4" I think you did OK despite everything, good genetics maybe?
What do you want to be 6'8"..? Taller?
At a certain point the world isn't going to be built to accomodate a man of such stature

>>509648699
yeah
top tier children

>>509648860
I'm just kidding by the way don't move to nebraska it's a shithole

>>509648940
If she can find a wonderful guy to love her and to chage her colostomy bag, theres someone for everyone! You want a link to her OF or something?

>>509648862
>I am of my own making
yeah, it's him
everything else you said is a fun lie though

>>509649010
Yeah I know
I'm glad that didn't work out, ultimately

>>509649228
I am THE most honest poster on this board. A rarity.

>>509649108
yeah it's like dinty moore beef stew in a can
it technically works, you can eat it but time has not been kind to it as a product

>>509648030 (OP)
I love how even in the most generous depiction of themselves, they're still obese. Think of how they are in real life.

>>509649284
You're a psychopath is what you are but I've come to appreciate you

>>509648933
They're picture perfect fucktoys but not really wife material. Your 1/4th Asian spawn are gonna get punished for all of their Asiatic throwback features by their azn-hating mother. You don't even want to know how common this origin story is for happa and 1/4 azn incels.

>>509648433
https://youtu.be/wTUMbjFzli8

>>509648786
Please give source that shows it to be true. I really, really, really want it to be true

>>509649358
>You're a psychopath is what you are
I'm sane in a crazy world (or vice-versa).
>but I've come to appreciate you
Well, thanks!

>>509649207
>colostomy bag
>her OF
I'm not German therefore not into scat

>>509649362
Yeah they can't be wife material in my experience for the same reason black girls can't, no matter how quadroon they are
They have families
SHE might be pretty white-ish. She might understand you
Good luck with her brothers, and uncles, and cousins, and aunts, etc.

You're going to be seeing a LOT of them because these people get together ALL THE TIME

>>509648831
>I know this one (1) person who
Have fun being an incel for life because you're too busy being a self-hating faggot lmao

>>509648862
>fw
no
my gf needs to work.
I am a modern husband, I am a stay at home dad.
Bitch better go out 40h+ to the office and do gf-in-a-mini dances for tiktok so the cashflow never stops

I'm at home game-maxxing

I love Gravity Falls

>>509649440
I appreciate you in the sense that if I didn't see you post for a very long time I might wonder
>What happened to Breakroom?

...don't get a big head about it

>>509649480
let me put it this way
you ever been to Vietnamese New Years and you're the only white guy there, and they all know you're fucking their precious daughter/niece/whatever?

It's not a great environment

>>509649454
I wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>509649515
>my gf needs to work.
everyone needs to work.
>I am a stay at home dad.
Aw HELL NAW

>>509649552
That's an apt question in the coming months (TAP TAP TAP) when my contract expires at the end of the summer.

>>509649655
just renew your contract eglin has the money

>>509648786
Kek, it’s true!

>>509648185
Shalom :)

>>509648030 (OP)
ochlocracy is a failure

>>509648547
>honey its time to do our relationship paperwork
>aim at her
>bang
>aim at self
>bang
Problem sorted

>>509649721
>eglin
Who? Thats not 4chan Culture Committee CEO, GM, and Head of Creative Perry Caravello. Act like you know or get sent to the void. I'm not having you cel saga fucks potentially getting me harassed by some dumbfuck you convince of such things while I'm at the club or at a convention appearance.

>>509650005
Sorry I just thought it would be fun to plant the idea that you're with the CIA
everybody knows Walmart is an intelligence front
stocking shelves is literally a tool of statecraft if you think about it

>>509648030 (OP)
>im huff and puff

>>509648495
Just raise him right, it shouldn't be too bad.
And I wouldn't count out the power of BWC I don't think if I have asians kids there dick will be as small as other asians, personally. Maybe they won't be as big as me but they should be ok overall. High IQ too. I want an asian gf

I need up with a girl who qualifies as a quirk chungus l, honestly it's not all that bad, kinda like having a autistic tomboy around that you can have sex with every night, she's a stay at home type and we have cameras so I know she never cheats , just plays her switch most of the time when I check the security system at work. She's so cute and spergy, I don't mind settling for her in the end.

>>509650055
>everybody knows Walmart is an intelligence front
In all fairness, the data center rivals that of the Pentagon.

>>509650066
You have to be a REALLY handsome white guy to make a good looking happa male kid

Do not attempt if you are uncertain

>>509649734
This was totally expected, somehow.
Her relationship was doomed. The guy got his deliverance and I hope he's okay.

>>509650083
I've said a lot of ironic things and jokes but I actually 100% believe you on this

>>509649552
the only two millenial women that I would plow

>>509648831
>but make no mistake about it, they will in fact destroy your life and be a bitch all the same.
you could say that about any archetype

>>509650181
Pick one

>>509649734
fucking LMAO, how was she supposed to date now? only a man would ever put up with her shit

>>509650181
>finger on the trigger pointed dangerously close to partner's head
kek

>>509649490
>implying it's only one
quirk chungus spotted, go for the low fat cheese next time you order a pizza, hag

>>509648672
At least you wasn’t growing up in a poor shithole. Most of my childhood I a was so piss poor I never gotten enough food. I was literally permanently hungry. I got a good career and make good money but I still have so much fucking problems with my head. Bringing kids into poverty is a capital crime

>>509648030 (OP)
As a white blonde incel I LOVE quirk chunguses, they're only outpaced by yanderes in the pecking order of female archetypes to wife. Combining the two would be a dangerous combination of love, a love that Cupid's arrow could not match. Behold the quirk chungus, merely the modern moniker for the classic nerd gf. Behold her demeanor, excitable, cute, endearing. These are the qualities that make one heart hooked on another for life. No vapidness, just care, genuine, honest caring. Other woman can't help but fly into a rage as soon as the quirk chungus gf enters the room. Her effect is palpable as all lesser females turn into the most vile of monsters in an attempt to destroy the quirk chungus, but she brushes it off with a smile.

>>509650651
Sorry anon. I hope you escaped the war. Can't believe what that Jew president did to your country.

>>509648877
Kek

>>509648030 (OP)
The votes are all fake, it doesn't matter

>>509648877
the Apu Apustaja of goyslop

>>509651184
>>509650880

>>509648030 (OP)
ITT: Closeted homosexuals and incels who will never marry seethe with obvious jealousy at people who have girlfriends who love them

>>509651469
I'm only seething that I don't have one.
I applaud their beauty and existance though.

>>509651469
This, only incels see flaws on women for women are a reflection of society and thus any flaws are not their own

>>509651637
>projection

>>509648547
I would rather have my wife drive a tent spike through my head than have an HR meeting with her on New Year's Day, but I'm glad you're happy anon.

>>509648547
Sometimes I felt bad about autistically shutting my wife the fuck down when she even hints at doing gay couple shit like this for social media but then I realise how much of a faggot I haven't had to look like online

>>509651469
>have girlfriends who love them
....are ya sure?

>>509651876
this type of nagging voice in the back of your mind that constantly asks you if she *really* loves you is called 'insecurity'. It is why you are clingy and emotionally needy and it is why you won't ever get laid

>>509649764

to be fair that guy would turn any women into a dyke

>>509648547
>she divorced rape him
>got new flat
>suddenly gay
>reap benefits and pity points in her new quest for free stuff

>>509652044
Nah I call it a practical concern
women are fickle, even the best of them
It's just their nature, to pretend otherwise is like raising a dog wrong

>>509648786
Oof... what a bad annual review does to a mf.

>>509651469
>girlfriends who love them
buddy there's no loved involved, that's why everyone's so bitter and why society is falling apart

>>509652084
>30
>"first apartment alone"
really shows you how easy women have it

>>509648433
>>509648444
This. It's delicious. I usually add things like diced onion, mushrooms, or frozen mixed vegetables. Easy quick dinner with a salad.

>>509652084
She became a normie, anon. Plain and simple. The most vile thing one can do.

>>509652100
LMAO. Guess all the dudes with women who are just like them can add wanting some pussy to the list of things their bro dude wife has in common with them.

>>509652218
That's a cool opinion, you're just not allowed to vote anymore.

>>509648444
>>509648433
Box macaroni with a spice packet. Hamburger not included. Poor people slop, or it would be, but poors don't even brown hamburger in a pan, just get frozen microwave meals.

>>509651816
My wife has literally never asked me to do retarded shit like that, thank god.

>>509652145
Everyone isn't bitter and society isn't falling apart. People have been saying that shit literally forever and it never has happened. You are projecting your own, individual personality defects onto society at large. This is extremely obvious to everyone you meet and you only think it comes across as meaningful because you're on this board where everyone else is in the same boat.

>>509648185
who would win: one asian chick or 100 white programmers?

>>509652281
I find the dynamic between my normal(ish) wife and my autistic fucking ass who spent most of his 20s a 4chan NEET to be pretty fun kek

>>509652084
i hate women..
just imagine filming and editing all of this and thinking this is acceptable to upload and im satisfied about what this says about myself

>>509648087
Brother. Ice cream every night is both tiresome and expensive. And being her emotional punching bag and therapist for some shit her dad said when she was 11 is incredibly frustrating too. Thank God for porngraphy.

>>509652185
good point

>>509649010
Keanu is like 1/4th, so that barely counts

>>509652276
So I get to continue eating delicious hamburger helper and I don't have to worry about voting anymore? So anytine someone asks, "who did you vote for?" I can just say "oh, I can't vote because I enjoy hamburger helper" and they'll just nod without any more discussion? Not seeing a downside here.

>>509652396
Where did he get his adorable little outfit from :O

>>509649764
god i hate this goofball bitch..
i hate that society allows them to be happy even more

>>509652349
Oh my wife loves shit like the Addams Family, Alice in Wonderland, the Renaissance Faire, etc. but just does not do Tik Tok shit.

>>509652439
Huh, that's a fair point actually.
touche

>>509652471
it can all be yours

>>509652471
The gay store. Same place your mom shops for your school clothes.

>>509652386
>Ice cream every night
And then she wonders why she can't lose weight.
>maybe it's a hOrMoNe iMbAlnCe

>>509649764
Corrective rape is needed

>>509648266
Oh shit... this is me but i am a guy. My gf actually hates it when i hug her from behind while she is cooking or brushing her teeth

>>509648030 (OP)
I don't even know anything here image is referring to other than hufflepuff

>>509652536
Thx, purchasing now, figuring out what to do with it later.

>>509648030 (OP)
Fuckin' saved kek

>>509652224
>became a normie
>faggot fflag hung on wall

>>509653241
Have you been to college in the past 10 years? Yes, that is the sure sign of a normie.

Yet no one wants quirk chungus bfs.

>>509648185
>>509648495
>will give you broken sons
I would date an Asian girl at this point because white women are plain rotten. But I want sons that are like me. I'm pretty based but unfortunately women with similar genetics to me just suck. I just want offspring similar to myself.

>>509653541
The world is a cruel, cruel place it seems. But we must have hope anon.

>>509652218
>Philly Cheese steak
What?!? Never had that one.

>>509652471
da sto'

>>509648864
What happens when the dad is asian and the mom is white?
t. marrying a korean man

>>509653721
Slice an onion in strips and sautee it with your hamburger in the pan, then add a can of sliced mushrooms before adding the pasta, sauce, etc. It's amazingly good.

>>509654203
Yeah I'm sure

>>509654203
I'll won't respect you because you're a race traitor.

>>509654242
If you're doing that, why even use the hamburger helper. Just make the dish yourself cut out the middle man

>>509653704
asian women are the same as white women at this point

>>509654302
I do make a lot of my own stuff, but this is fast. Plus, I've got 2 kids, I know they'll eat this. Don't ask me why. I could literally produce the same type of meal from scratch and they won't eat it. Give them hamburger helper? Fuck yeah.

>>509650111
I think you should make the mother teach the HAPA male her native language and send him to the mothers country for a year of high school / and college (probably cheaper than USA college). That way he doesn't end up as an incel.

>>509654461
How is it faster? You're still adding extra shit? You could do the same shit but just not use the goy slop helper, use your own seasonings and dried pasta. It'd be the same amount of time, you're not making sense

>>509654252
cope and seethe, white men are ugly
>>509654274
not my question
>>509654470
my plan is to give the kid an american first name and native middle, then teach him/her their native language growing up so they have connections to both cultures. Plus, they will have a strong male role model that looks like them.

>>509654470
best case is you make an elliot rodger who doesnt go postal

>>509654585
Everything's pre-mixed. You just dump it in and can walk away while it simmers.

>>509654613
It may not be your question, but it's still your future.

>>509654719
Yeah but he is chopping onions and shit anyway, how is that dump and forget?

>>509654719
yeah but what you're dumping in is just noodles and salt powder

>>509648547
I would murder that bitch

>>509648495
It's a meme my childhood friend is hapa and he became a tech bro and makes fat stacks and he married a changes white woman and had blond daughter who is like 1/4 nippon 3/4 anglo

>>509654840
Basically.

>>509654759
You dump and forget after the hamburger is browned dumbass.

>>509648030 (OP)
There seem to be words on that picture, but I don't understand any of them

>>509654875
and people wonder why teenagers have type-2 adult onset diabetes and irregular heartbeats

>>509654903
Yeah but you can do that without using hamburger helper. He is already adding extra steps, why not just use dry pasta and seasonings. Cut out the sneed oil solids and chemical preservation and anti clumping agents. Then you can do the same thing, and for cheaper. I just don't get him. If it's because the kids will eat it, just save a box and tell them it's from that kids are dumb, they will believe it

>>509648433
A product for fat Americans that think Fish and Chips is a health food.

>>509652218
I only eat beef pasta.
I don't like white creamy stuff.

>>509654995
>>509655036
Don't care, still enjoying hamburger helper. I'll eat that shit until they put me in the ground.

>>509650083
Yeah except the company is completely run by retards and indians.

>>509655365
>>509655284

>>509648030 (OP)
The girls are like a commercial for fapping/hookers and making it on your own.

>>509652084
>"My first apartment alone"

Where are those violent immigrant gang members breaking into apartments when you need them?

>>509655368
You ain't kidding!!

>>509655365
Post wrist fatty

>>509649454
Israel has highest number of scat fetishists than any other country in the world

>>509648147
this one made me giggle
I fucking hate happy couples.

>>509655199
your grindr date went bad anon?

>>509650083
this is believable, but it wouldn't hold a candle to the NSA.

>>509648547
Abhorrent hand writing

>>509648547
>2300 hours on Cities Skylines.
awful taste in city building games

>>509648030 (OP)
I'm not looking up Sam Winchester
KYS

>>509648147
My last relationship
I miss her.

>>509649552
Remember when the shutdown happened and every time he posted in a thread on an alt Chan every poster called him a faggot and he was just running between every board he could?
I remember

>>509660689
My sea is barren
I wish I had this many options

>>509660902
Don't worry, his sea is barren too, it's just the sort of very obvious cope that virgin men come up with when they can't get laid. "Oh, I'm drowning in bitches, it's just none of them are good enough for me!" You have to be an actual retard to think that this isn't incredibly transparent to everyone, but this site is full of actual, literal retards

>>509648547
She looks so obnoxious.

>>509648433
>>509648433
>>509648433

>>509648547
These are just left-coded autistics.

>>509652319
>all those meaningless words
you're a fag and you're wrong, by every metric (that the government pretends to still record) everything is getting worse

>>509648433
>>509648444
I had to look it up. God played no role in this creation.

>>509663859
autism, adhd and other such "disorders" are interchangeable diagnoses with no true meaning. headshrinks have been convincing everyone that any deviation from the perceived norm is a medical condition. headshrinks do this for $$$

>>509664049
I’m happy I’m diagnosed because I get addaral

>>509652422
That's kind of my point. If you have like 3 hapa daughters, you end up with at least one quadroon Jap grandson who will be successful.

>>509648030 (OP)
need a foid like this

>>509649284
Would. You know that greasy purple pussy is still a good slide.

>>509654613
>white men are ugly
White men are the absolute most attractive men by a long shot and JBW is LAW. Being racially/phenotypically White is so attractive that Whites are fakecels.

>>509648185
I already love asian women you don't need to motivate me more

>>509649734
Well no shit, look at her pants.

>>509649010
marry chinese and get a crispr son

>>509652084
>Those eyes
>that obvious bpd
>literally everything else

Fucking hell..... I think that stupid cuck might've actually dodged a nuclear bomb.

>>509664559
I can tell you're a woman and I think your points are fake.
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and prove it by going on a picnic sharing a home baked Dutch apple pie and cuddling afterwards if you are White

>>509652218
The Cheesy Hasbrowns one was the best, but it was sadly discontinued.

We used to eat Hamburger Helper so often that the company used us as beta testers and the company sent us new varieties in development plus a little money to buy the meat that goes with it.
t. ex-goyslopper

>>509648547
Ykno im glad they can communicate clearly about what their needs are i think thats really healthy but for fucks sakes cunt leave the HR paperwork at work yeah?

>>509648495
Banshee mothers are unironically great. They raise warrior sons. Find another banshee to marry and beat her if and when necessary

Thank you all for making and posting in this thread.
I am now happier than ever that there is apparently something wrong with me that makes it impossible for me to form long-term intimate relationships with anyone.
I am happier than ever that I never married, not fathered children (as far as I know).
My parents may not like it, but my bloodline ends with me, and I have zero fucks to give.
Literally.

>>509652084
kek, imagine all the toxic, psychotic, violent lesbian relationships she's going to have.

>>509648030 (OP)
I'm going to ask every girl i meet from now on if they know who Sam Winchester is and gauge their reaction.
>inb4 ha ha incel why you so incel
I'm Canadian. I don't have the luxury of being around people who aren't normies. Every interaction is a shit test and they're only pretend nice in so far as you outwordly project that you have all the same opinions that are provided to everyone else. The moment you act like you don't believe the bullshit is the moment the mask comes off and everyone you know is happy to destroy your life or at least find glee when you are hard done by. Canadians aren't nice. They're world class cunts. The moment my familial obligations are done with I'm moving to America.

>>509664559
Look man, I'm just not marrying into some garbage brownoid culture who's over here because they made their homeland into a shithole.

>>509648030 (OP)
I'm sorry but that's too fat

Make your own gf

>>509664559
beastiality is a sin

>>509663861
No they aren't. Literally the opposite is happening. There is less crime and people are wealthier than ever before. The only thing making you miserable is you and your broken brain, and literally no change that's made to the external world will satisfy you because you will be miserable no matter what. What's more, this state you find yourself in is entirely your fault and you know it, because you willingly engage in this site and others like it that have slowly poisoned your thoughts. You know it's poison and you still don't care because you're the mental equivalent of an alcoholic. Bitching online gives you a short rush of dopamine and the addiction is slowly ruining you on a primal, fundamental level.

>>509652084
That poor cat

>>509648030 (OP)
>>509648087
>tfw no gf
truly eternal
>>509648433
some weird shit people buy instead of sauce, pasta and meat
genuinely could not think of a usecase for it that wasn't "we're trying something different tonight, hopefully this doesn't suck"

>>509648547
Looking at vid related, I rather get castrated than to be her lover. Insufferable.

>>509649734

I knew it from day one that the quirky chungus girl was a time bomb. There's no way that a normal couple does that annual stuff crap because it's stupid.

>>509648087
What the fuck is Comoros

>>509648030 (OP)
We would go to the gym together three times a week and I would get her fit and boost her self esteem.

>>509648495
Kek I married a SEA and my son is good looking and 5'11 already at 14

>>509648661
Not gonna happen. "Girlfriend" implies female.

>>509650201
The "my father was a hard man" and "I was raised by my brother" archetype are still safe. Both hate weak women. No wymyn ingroup, no easy corruption.
No easy seduction either.

>>509652084
demon

>>509648087

RARE FLAG ALERT

WOOP WOOP WOOP

RARE FLAG ALERT

>>509648266
This is what dating BPD women is like

>>509648547
>29
>no kids
kill yourselves parasites

>>509666893
how the fuck do you still not have tripfags auto-filtered?

>>509665955
Is this a pasta? Everyone is poor, on drugs or dealing with a dozen severe medical and psychological issues. Unironically log off the computer, exit mom's basement and go meet real people. Bars are just 4chong that serve liquor at this point.

>>509654374
This. The jews have been hard at work corrupting and targeting them. Your average roastie whore in SEA is just as much of a coalburning instagram-addicted feminist high body count POS as your average western roastie.

I speak from first-hand experience.

>>509660637
He's a generic chad with long hippie hair that kills demons or something.

>>509663859
this meme needs more sonic and star wars

If the bitch put out then great be chungtarded

>>509648030 (OP)
As long as they do anal, they're fine by me.

>>509650083
Good morning saar!

>>509648185
>Zenith of femininity

>>509652084
>she is single now
Fuck off guys she's mine

>>509665416
Soon anon, soon

>>509667803
You literally only believe these things about the world because you are the one behind the computer all the time. It is actually logging off the computer and spending time socializing that made me realize this worldview is utter bullshit. The world is pretty good, actually, and it is wallowing in your own misery that destroys you. This place literally brainwashes you into sabotaging your life. I only come back here now and then to make posts like this because it was seeing one like it that made me rethink things. On some level, deep down, you know what I'm saying is true.

>>509648087
bot, any sign of a rare flag is most likely a bot

>>509648185
>Nip woman
>Filial

>>509665955
What's the purpose behind people like this who try and gaslight others into thinking everything is great and trying to make them self-loathe
Really evil energy

>>509670330
Lmao go out into the real world and most people you see aren’t even white kek, they’re literal subhuman animals. wtf drugs are you smoking. The whites you do see are mostly old as fuck boomers, disgusting white trash tatted faggots or fat/weak manchildren.

>>509648547
I'm too ugly

>>509671997
There is literally nothing to tell you other than that you are wrong, you know you're wrong, and this poisonous hole you're living in will only grow larger and your life will only continue to get worse until you decide to stop poisoning yourself.

>>509652600
Been with one 17, almost 18 years. We have a toddler. Highschool sweethearts. The secret is to accept that all women are crazy, you just learn to accept it and work with it exactly like how you deal with a dog or a cat or a child. Learn to recognize when they are about to start acting crazy and fishing for a fight, figure out what it is they really want to avert disaster. Usually some form of reassurance or attention, often a sincere hug or compliment is all it takes. Sometimes they're just hungry, and like a child they will just act cranky and not put two and two together. You just humor them while maintaining boundaries, exactly like with a child. You can still love a cat or dog or child despite knowing they are kind of retarded by their nature. You kind of have to accept what they are to actually love what they are and not what you wish they were. Women are just as easy as children and pets when you see them as they are.

>>509671643
Maybe try to live your life in such a way that when you are confronted with the undeniable truth you don't need to begin coping that you are being 'gaslighted' and that the person telling you the truth is 'evil'.

>>509670330
Look man, I'm a contractor. I've met and gotten to know more people in one year than you ever will in your lifetime. The only thing everyone agrees on, no matter what country they're from, is that america fucking sucks and they want to go home but cant afford to. I go to a bar after work and all the white people complain about how this country sucks. There is complete solidarity in this singular, irrefutable fact. The only kind of person who would ever disagree with this is a giganeet who's never set foot in the trenches.

>>509667421
Have you sent your sons to die for your greatest ally yet?

>>509673035
>I'm a contractor
No you're not. You need to stop telling yourself imaginary stories because you think it will win you credibility points on an anonymous forum full of people as miserable as you are.

>>509673035
>unironically use the "as a woman, I..." card.

>>509672573
>you know you’re wrong
About what? The amount of niggers? The amount of boomers? The absolute state of normalfags? Where do you live that’s so nice? I’ve tried lots of places, the whitest areas are full of faggots, fatties, commies and boomers and the diverse areas are full of gang banger subhumans and zombie junkies.

>>509649284
She looks like a fun latina milf. I bet she cooks and bakes great too

>>509673393
>no ur not
You couldn't sound more like a child if you tried. I'm not miserable by the way, its a funny thread but you for some reason waddle in here with conviction, Timmy Textwall savior of the chuds, armed with omnipotent knowledge of everyone you talk to in your own wellbutrin basted mind.

>>509652386
Need to find her kink and fulfill it. But can you stomach it? Boomers found a way.

>>509648030 (OP)
It’s the end result of a hyper individualist society that’s abandoned the tribal familial structure. If everything is only about you, your personal interests, feelings, time, then you get 40 year old quirk chungus women and soii manchildren who have no goals and no devotions outside of mass consumption. Why would you ever sacrifice if there’s no collective? Why would you ever do something that causes discomfort and inconveniences yourself if everything is about you? It’s also why polyamory and normalized cheating is so rampant; if there’s no concept of sacrifice and sex only exists as a mindless dopamine high then there’s zero incentive to have faithful partnering.

>>509674007
I don't need omnipotent knowledge to know you're not "a contractor". And you absolutely know you're miserable, which is why you view the amazing world you live in through a lens of such utter doom and gloom.
>inb4 actually no I don't I am planning a white enclave and my life is perfect it's just America that's doomed
>>509673723
Yes, you're wrong about literally all of that, and what's more you're wrong about that even in your own area.

>>509648433
Freedom fuel

>>509649764
This is a psycho bitch, anyone should be able to see it.

>>509648547
how can you blame men for not committing when THIS is what we're talking about?
most of my relationships were fwb-ish because the second I get a whiff of foid bullshit I'm out.
imagine having to dance on her stupid IG video when all he wants to do is to play paradox games

>>509654203
He’s gonna be a hard ass and not put up with bullshit. My wife’s dad is Korean and he beat her mom for being a loud mouth lol.

Good luck.

>>509648433
>>509648444
It's amazing how this meme resonates with retards and the one fag I didn't (you) who hates happy couples.

>>509652084
>house barely furnished
>better put up the flag
You westerners are fucked with chicks like these

>>509648030 (OP)
i hate women like this so fucking much it hurts
im lucky i got the anime girl and loving the us constitution autism

>>509648547
This is what happens when women are socialized in the corporate environment

>>509648266
Fakeroom.

>>509648030 (OP)
Such a simple gf to have. God. There is a quirk chungus who works at the cafe next to my work and she always get sparkly eyed when I enter (I'm attractive chad with 4chud autism, but I'm charming)

I don't have the balls to even talk to her because I would spaghetti and embarrass us both

>>509674388
It sounds to me like you’re just a nigger lover who’s okay with faggots and fat boomers

>>509648266
>>509652600
>>509666899
im dating a 32 year old who acts like this. we have fights every week and i feel like she expects me to read her mind. she tells often "you must hate me if you didnt think about that" and "if you really cared you shouldve said this like I wanted"
I'm getting close to my wits end
I think I will have to try what >>509672594, said
start treating her like a child or a pet. becaue she wants to me a goofy happy girl but thinks my stern rational thinking ruins the mood and then she gets depressed

>>509648547
It's insane how fun (not funny, they hat that word because it's a quantifiable measure of their character) she is

miss my brown quirk chungus gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYJdewsbiBs

>>509655284

I wonder who won the visit from Davis?

>>509652600
acting like a needy incel aint cute and shes gonna start fucking another soon. you just responded to a female meme and said
>teehee thats me!

>>509649284
A FAKE more like.

>>509676672
he was never seen or heard from again
>captcha: HHGAY

>>509648266
REEEEÉEEÉE

>>509648547
I don't know why or how he hasn't killed himself at this point.
Hell on earth.

>>509652479
Anon I assure you this women is anything but happy. She’s more miserable and lost than your most depressed suicidal incel here.

>>509670061
What’s the story here? Did it end in murder?

>>509663859
they are different from regular NPCs leftists. leftism is their autistic special interest. they know every detail of the history of the soviet union including the famines and genocides and still think karl marx is the greatest guy ever.

my ex majored in history so she could study the wars and people killing each other since the dawn of time.

>>509648030 (OP)
Why they always fat tho.

>>509649284
Hey there Delilah...plain white tees.

Are you a dad breakroom?

>>509648495
It's unironically a psyop. Hapa son will be fine.

>>509648147
For me, it's Panburger Partner

>>509648147
that's me and my wife. I love her so much.

>>509648087
R A R E
A
R
E

>>509648266
No way this country existed before I read this post.

>>509676415
Write down your number and hand it to her retard.
Then run out the door like Napoleon Dynamite

>>509648030 (OP)
There’s nothing wrong with this. My wife is awesome and quirky.

>>509654613
Fake gay larping

>>509648547
100% this bitch fucked her brother or cousin
I just know the type

>>509679111
checked and don't just leave us hanging with that bombshell
elaborate

>>509664559
animal husbandry is jewish degeneracy

>>509676499

Checked. You’re beginning to wake up, Anon.

>>509680203
I had quirk Chungus cousins that all fucked me or tried to when I was a teenager. Playing with my precious meat wand while I'm sleeping and barging into the shower when I'm in there. One sucked my dick in the back of a conversion van on a family vacation. I fucked another in the back of a pickup truck literally in a corn field

>>509652084
I had to double check, and yes it's actually her. Can anyone with an account find out how long ago she dumped her loyal cuck?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1FDwQjrX9G/

>>509680780
>all dudes

>>509652084
oh no no no hahahaha

>>509648547
>webm
I would rather be alone

>>509652218
It's upsetting how tasty this slop is.