Thread 509649859

what would you choose in this situation? this is political

>>509649859 (OP)
i would take the boobs, but i'd keep the penis

>>509649900
This. I rather get tits than lose my job but if it means losing my dick then fuck it im looking for another job

>>509649859 (OP)
>they kept the blond guy and made the swarthy one troon out
lol

>>509649859 (OP)
Fuck the CEO, take the pill, fuck the CEO again.

>>509649900
why not take estrogen? your dick stays while you get boobs
>>509649998
their skin color is the same though

>>509650191
>your dick stays while you get boobs
It fucking doesn't. Trannies cant get hard. Unless you mean getting bolt ons.

>>509649998
Kek

>>509649859 (OP)
I'd eat a whole handful of the pink pills.

>>509649859 (OP)
you will never be a woman

>>509650524
i bet you would, homo

>>509650280
they can get erect, its just a bit harder

>>509650524
same :(

>>509650983
what is it with slavs and trooning out, they seem disproportionally affected

>>509651101
idk, i just never fit in with the rest of the guys and i never felt or wanted to be masculine. anime also unironically gave me agp

>>509651308
you were diddled in the chocolate starfish, huh

>>509651101
This lmao, I thought I was the only Slavic tranny here but turns out there's multiple Serbian ones alone. Maybe some pesticides and chemicals used in Eastern Europe are involved kek.

>>509651408
nope, i was never molested or anything. i am still straight too, i just fantasize about being a trans lesbian with a dominant cis gf feminizing me

>>509650805
dont tell me that metal pipe on the wall is use for.... u know?

>>509651653
indoor plumbing? don't be revolting anon.

The only reason why you would want to be a woman and have your rights taken away is if you have low test.

>>509651408
Autogynephilia is strictly congenital, you are born with it. Nothing to do with trauma.

>>509651787
>TFW my testosterone is 220ng/dl

>>509651597
>anime taught me to be trans
>trans lesbian fantasy
Oh my lord I'm sick and tired of trannies. You're literally all the same. JUST GO FUCK A GIRL THE NORMAL WAY. It's not that fucking complicated you weirdo!!

>>509651787
>netherlands that high up
i call bullshit on that, this is a country full of timid faggots

>>509651597
man the fuck up and become a femboy, Slobodan

>>509651878
that feel when no testosterone mimicking pollutants for some unknown reason

>>509650805
>actual futafag
LMAO

>>509649900
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>>509650524
I would rather gas the kikes.

>>509651984
Tfw chinese and nipponese have more test than americans. It does seem like a strange chart.

>>509651597
Imagine not wanting to tease men with a fat estrogen filled butt

>>509652571
I have those padded yoga pants too.

>>509652571
And get mad when they look, call the cops, start recording them, and post it online?

>>509652571
also butts are for negros

>>509652571
maybe, i do have a bit of agp meta attraction, but i am still only sexually attracted to women

>>509651653
It's a bike rack, for hanging up a bicycle

>>509652813
Only if they're fat or gross looking, otherwise I wouldn't mind.

>>509652965
oops, women think 95% of men are gross

>>509650576
>me preparing for my job interview at google

id get an erection

>>509652932
For me it's all about meta attraction, teasing and getting men hard is super fucking hawt.

>>509649900
Excellent choice sir.

>>509653021
tinder hoes aint a litmus test for humanity

>>509653232
shaking ass like a monkey isn't hot
fuck off so i can watch that gameplay

>>509652932
That's because you're a MALE, and MALES fuck FEMALES. You're not gonna be a woman. I don't care what your cutesy little anime taught you. Now touch some fucking grass and go fuck a FEMALE.

>>509649859 (OP)
Ram the pull down the woman's throat and make her my bimbo cocksucking milkcow for the sole purpose of procreative pleasure.
I'm not getting fired from my own fucking company.

>>509653362
Twerking is amazing, shut up.

>>509653352
Got any other stats?
>hoes think 95% of men are gross
then how can they be hoes?

>>509653375
are you really so insecure you had to change the hentai-coded hypothetical situation on 4chan to one where you're more powerful?

>>509652905
>americans once again proven to be niggers
cinema

>>509653442
brainwashed by nigger culture

>>509652180
best post

>>509649859 (OP)
Kill everyone

>>509653352
yes they are

>>509653558
It's just a little ratchet, relax.

>>509653468
Of course, of course my queen, you're the most powerful in the land

>>509653232
are you trans? do you tease men in real life?

>>509649859 (OP)
Take a gun and kill all CEOs, from bottom to the very top.
Oh, I just had idea for the game, or a movie, where you have to kill all CEOs before they could evacuate one way or another, while taking care no to kill any hapless bystanders.

>>509654309
No and no, my AGP is triggered by meta attraction. I actually consider myself to be straight but get off on the idea of being dicked down by a man while being in a womans body.
And yeah I've considered transitioning, I just turned 18 tho.

>>509651308
>anime also unironically gave me agp
Anime? or hentai?

>>509649859 (OP)
As long as it doesn't make me a nigger, amirite fellas? Haha...
Anyways, I will never be a woman

>>509654047
>this insecure faggot thinks I'm a girl

>>509654960
>I've considered transitioning
dont do it, even if you're cute as hell you will age as a man, you will never age the way women age. its just a stupid fetish anyway literally just stop with the porn

>>509655109
That's not true, especially if you do it prior to puberty. And I don't really watch porn I mostly just read erotica.

>>509655019
aggrevate the schizoprenic at your own risk, Patel

>>509655019
Tis you, tis you, you are not so bland
Indeed you're the fairest in the land

>>509649859 (OP)
What the fuck is a TS pill? Do i read this right to left or left to right? Is this normal?

Sorry i dont have a job, i never will. Is there actually a 50:50 ratio in place? Lmao
I actually feel retarded trying to understand these hieroglyphs.

>>509656055
>TS pill?
Transition I guess.
>Do i read this right to left or left to right?
All the small bubbles then the big picture on the right.
>Sorry i dont have a job, i never will
Based
>Is there actually a 50:50 ratio in place?
If femoids want an easy job they don't deserve yes, otherwise no. They won't get into shitty jobs that only men do, and won't let men get into female jobs.