>>509651778 (OP)
Buy them in bulk from Aliexpress. Silence the seat belt jew.

>>509651778 (OP)
yeah just stick a beer can on your gat and call it a day

if you open the buckle there's a small metal piece you can take out to disable the alarm
not all models but worked on my 2 cars

>>509651778 (OP)
You'll still get a ticket.

>>509651778 (OP)
>fly through the windshield to own da libs

>>509651778 (OP)
>imagine being so fat that you dont feel good with the seatbelt on

>>509651778 (OP)
I use one of these because my dog does not wear a seatbelt but when she sits on the seat, the car sounds the alarm. Also had to disconnect the passenger airbag for the dog's safety.

Firearm silencers are legal and have been, the issue is the tax that doubles the price of the device.

>>509652464
>Firearm silencers are legal and have been, the issue is the tax that doubles the price of the device.
Did the bill of unusual size change that?

>>509651884
>if you open the buckle there's a small metal piece you can take out to disable the alarm

Easier to pull the fuse. Usually linked to unimportant stuff too, like trunk light.

>>509651778 (OP)
>bluetooth seatbelts

>>509652842
dont you get an airbag warning or any error doing that?
removing the piece makes it look like it's always buckled to the car
unplugging the power or pulling the fuse makes my car error - fix your seatbealt pls

>>509651778 (OP)
I would not buy one but I recommend that everyone else does

>>509651778 (OP)
You only wear seatbelts when jon q law is around, it fucks with my steering

>>509651778 (OP)
Imagine doing this then getting a ticket for $500.

>>509652036
imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars just to have your new purchase fucking nag you whenever it wants.

you arent flying through the windshield if you are just going for a short drive in the neighborhood, or driving from one store to another within the same strip mall.

At no time is a god damn seat belt required in these instances.

>>509651778 (OP)
Hell yeah mine's gold and shaped like a gun lmfao
God bless America

>>509653239
post photo

>>509651778 (OP)

Just go to a junkyard and cut a seat-belt clasp off a dead shitbox car that fits yours, and put it into your pocket.

>Most are fairly universal.

>>509653203
I want to send these to every Trump voter. To help them fight tyranny.

>>509651778 (OP)
I was just thinking about this as an invention like 2 months ago. Fucking niggers... beat me to the punch.

>>509653203
its so easy to buckle up though. just do it?

>>509651778 (OP)
the fuck is a seatbelt silencer?

>>509653203
I wont fly through the windshield because Im an excellent driver

>>509653378
>(You)

>>509651778 (OP)
Pull your belt around the back of your seat.

>YOU NEED TO WEAR A SEATBELT!!1!
>WE WILL HAVE SPEICAL GROUPS OF COPS ON PATROL WITH BINOCULARS TO ENFORCE THIS LAW
>ITS NOT ABOUT MONEY ITS ABOUT YOUR SAFETY
>oh... and we are losing tourism money from bikers so we are repealing the helmet law.. Have a Great Day!

>>509653438
you put that seatbelt-shape key in the seatbelt fastener thingie and it prevents your car from beeping about lack of seatbeat

>>509653378
I was driving a loaner car from the dealership a short while ago.

It was a brand new model with all the bells and whistles.

Not only did it nag me about my seat belt, while driving, an alarm went off as I CAME CLOSE to the lines on the road. I didnt cross them, just came close.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ..... PLEASE RETURN TO CENTER OF THE LANE!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP

I think they have artificially made used cars so expensive so people are forced to buy the new shit.

>>509653595
If you can prove you voted Trump, the dealer should be required to disable all safety features at your request.

>>509652623
Yes

>>509653595

>>509653203
You can fuck yourself up even at 30 mph

>>509653203
If youre too fat to wear a seatbelt im sure theres extenders for it fatso.