How do I get a girlfriend in the modern day? - /pol/ (#509663296) [Archived: 559 hours ago]

Connor. ID: lYZAfwv9United Kingdom
7/6/2025, 5:41:11 PM No.509663296
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Why is it so hard for autistic zoomers like me to make alot of money, own a house, own a car, have a girlfriend and have kids?

Everything is to expensive and we don't make enough money, how are we supposed to start families when all we have is tiny flats and all the girls our age are tattood nose piercing wearing whores who drink?

All I want is a girlfriend and a family but I'm so lonely right now and atomised with no family whatsover.
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Anonymous ID: YGgklyU9United States
7/6/2025, 5:44:32 PM No.509663492
>>509663296 (OP)
Not worth taking the bait. Kill all women instead.
Anonymous ID: or8ruVADSerbia
7/6/2025, 5:47:10 PM No.509663653
>>509663296 (OP)
i am straight but i want to be a girl in that webm, teasing men while dressed up cute
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Connor. ID: lYZAfwv9United Kingdom
7/6/2025, 5:48:01 PM No.509663706
>>509663653
Me too. Why can't woman actually dress like this?
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Anonymous ID: or8ruVADSerbia
7/6/2025, 5:50:23 PM No.509663850
>>509663706
men make better women than women
Anonymous ID: Qax+usySRussian Federation
7/6/2025, 5:51:20 PM No.509663910
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>>509663296 (OP)
Watch Robin Hood (1973), it should give you some vital clues.
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Anonymous ID: NPYsPh+M
7/6/2025, 5:52:53 PM No.509664024
>>509663296 (OP)
You can get a girl without having a lot of things just be in the social hot spots and you'll nab one.
It's like bears and salmon, be where the salmon flocks not in some peripheral puddle.
Anonymous ID: NPYsPh+M
7/6/2025, 5:56:24 PM No.509664263
>>509663653
>i am straight but i don't want to be
Anonymous ID: 1R+sNgG0Russian Federation
7/6/2025, 5:56:30 PM No.509664271
>>509663296 (OP)
KIdnap some stupid bitch and imprison her forever. Then get another one when it expires.
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Anonymous ID: 6P4ekESQUnited States
7/6/2025, 5:57:14 PM No.509664325
>>509663296 (OP)
Don't even bother. You need to be a multimillionaire for a women to even consider giving up her ~30K a year so nothing office job while having 20 different guys on rotation
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Anonymous ID: G1npCsXsMexico
7/6/2025, 5:57:34 PM No.509664344
>>509663296 (OP)
Watch more tranamie. Girls will see your worth then.
Anonymous ID: oSoTqV5HGermany
7/6/2025, 6:02:51 PM No.509664705
>>509663296 (OP)
just be attractive and tall and have a good looking face bro its easy
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Anonymous ID: NPLYk8LwUnited States
7/6/2025, 6:08:12 PM No.509665092
>>509664271
most likely you're too broke/unemployed/you have poor grades from the college you attend (the latter has very severe impact on your employability)

if none of these 3 things hold you back, go to one of the most poor and redneck areas in the us (like alabama
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Anonymous ID: 6P4ekESQUnited States
7/6/2025, 6:15:07 PM No.509665539
>>509665092
Women don't care about your salary unless you are 1 percenter rich. They just want good dick
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Anonymous ID: 0hsYSxWKAustralia
7/6/2025, 6:17:44 PM No.509665730
>>509663296 (OP)
name of anime?
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Anonymous ID: IX8IZ6mKArgentina
7/6/2025, 6:22:08 PM No.509666010
>>509663296 (OP)
stop watching this gay shit
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Anonymous ID: VHPaO/lKAustralia
7/6/2025, 6:22:27 PM No.509666029
>>509665730
Samurai Flamenco
Anonymous ID: 27L/knVnFinland
7/6/2025, 6:23:31 PM No.509666108
>>509663910
i don't get it
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Anonymous ID: Ctm5cOUS
7/6/2025, 6:24:01 PM No.509666134
>>509664271
based russian mongol
Anonymous ID: rL7ImbyjGermany
7/6/2025, 6:24:50 PM No.509666197
>>509663296 (OP)
Just do shit and worry later.
You can start a family in a shitty small apartment, most people I know did that, car the same thing, you start out with a beater and get a better one if needed. There is no known solution to living your life, just do shit and try to figure it out on the go.
To meet women you just gotta go out and talk to people get a friends group, can be something standard like so sports team, or something more specific, doesn't matter in the end, things will just flow smoothly at some point.
Anonymous ID: +8ji+spPArgentina
7/6/2025, 6:29:25 PM No.509666500
>>509663296 (OP)
>How do I get a girlfriend in the modern day?
You can't, you have to save money for a robo waifu
Connor. ID: lYZAfwv9United Kingdom
7/6/2025, 6:53:15 PM No.509668155
>>509664325
That's impossible unless your a boomer.
Anonymous ID: jCrI3k0uUnited Kingdom
7/6/2025, 6:55:03 PM No.509668271
>>509663296 (OP)
>How do I get a girlfriend in the modern day
stop watching anime would be step 1...
step 2, well I'm going to need to some profile and nood photos of you to advise more accurately.
Connor. ID: lYZAfwv9United Kingdom
7/6/2025, 6:55:49 PM No.509668326
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>>509666010
Why? How is it gay? It has cute girls in it which is straight.

If it was trying to appeal to gays, there would be masculine men in it.
Anonymous ID: u9vm3btXMexico
7/6/2025, 6:56:14 PM No.509668350
>>509663653
You're not straight
Anonymous ID: RIvwwA1WUnited States
7/6/2025, 6:58:38 PM No.509668513
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>>509663296 (OP)
Anonymous ID: eO4FAHfHUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:00:04 PM No.509668611
I spent so many years being perfectly comfortable as a porn-addicted faggot virgin then I pursued a chick who already had a boyfriend because I felt like I had nothing to lose and I really just fucked myself over in so many ways. Women really just arenโ€™t worth it because people arenโ€™t worth it. Now back to jacking off.
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Anonymous ID: hklNzjc3Australia
7/6/2025, 7:02:15 PM No.509668754
>>509663296 (OP)
Create a life for yourself based on what is important to you. Pursue your interests. Develop yourself. Have goals. Construct your life as if it is a system that operates for your enjoyment, based on first principles. You will meet many available women just through going about your life and more often than not they will show interest in you, simply because you are a many preoccupied with your own purpose. Be socialiable, get to know a few. Eventually you will find one who fits into your life. Simply spend time with her and be open emotionally, if she does the same then it will naturally evolve into a relationship, if she is closed off then she's not the one so continue to live your life according to your purpose and eventually you will find a good match.
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Anonymous ID: 7FWxSccP
7/6/2025, 7:04:14 PM No.509668899
>>509666108
He's saying that real women haven't been invented yet.
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Anonymous ID: MsxwpixBFrance
7/6/2025, 7:04:27 PM No.509668919
>>509663296 (OP)
get your act together, kid
Anonymous ID: NZC4OIdUUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:05:00 PM No.509668956
>>509663296 (OP)
Well what you need to do to get a gf is obviously wait for /pol/ to post the social media accounts of a trap or troon that passes, start communicating with them while they use filters and angles to make you think they are a girl until you fall in love, agree to meet up and then when you realize they are a boy, just close your eyes and pretend and donโ€™t tell anyone.

Obviously
Connor. ID: lYZAfwv9United Kingdom
7/6/2025, 7:05:35 PM No.509668991
>>509668754
My interests are anime, video games and ballbusting and it's hard to find a girlfriend around that.
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Anonymous ID: 5HUKlQ0J
7/6/2025, 7:05:56 PM No.509669011
>>509663296 (OP)
Autism should bee culled.
Anonymous ID: u2SoK8NYCanada
7/6/2025, 7:18:05 PM No.509669811
>>509668611
Will probably be me in a year or two.
I really don't have any drive or much of a motivating factor to maintain a romantic relationship much less start a family but there's this immigrat girl in my life now and she's pretty sweet so I'd feel kinda bad if I didnโ€™t give it a shot at least.
Like sometimes I fantasize about romantic things a bit but not as much as I fantasize about sex and when it comes to real life it's not like in the fantasies where I enjoy and get some kind of dopamine out of it.
Anonymous ID: 27L/knVnFinland
7/6/2025, 7:28:42 PM No.509670551
>>509668899
because of no tail?
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Anonymous ID: AdKKrltoUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:30:40 PM No.509670680
>>509670551
Based tails really are the best.
Anonymous ID: +K7z/uUPUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:33:16 PM No.509670854
>>509663296 (OP)
literally buy your gf
>lease an expensive car
>spend working days out at the pool
women will flock to you just out of the sheer availability
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Anonymous ID: cJL7xb+sUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:37:35 PM No.509671167
>>509663296 (OP)
Ugh more divide and conquer demoralization threads , you chinks and Jews are going to be thrown in wood chippers , when shtf NO Jews or chinks will be able to walk the streets in the US.
Anonymous ID: cJL7xb+sUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:39:17 PM No.509671291
>>509668611
Sure Chang
Anonymous ID: hy+PFUNRUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:42:22 PM No.509671514
>>509668611
Fucked yourself how?
Connor. ID: lYZAfwv9United Kingdom
7/6/2025, 7:53:04 PM No.509672371
>>509670854
There is no pools though and I'm poor.
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7/6/2025, 7:53:50 PM No.509672441
How's that tinder profile coming along?
Anonymous ID: 0IDZC/EdSwitzerland
7/6/2025, 7:54:37 PM No.509672501
>>509663296 (OP)
Just neck yourself or at least go back to >>>/r9k/ you dumb sperg.
Anonymous ID: +K7z/uUPUnited States
7/6/2025, 7:56:53 PM No.509672658
>>509672371
in what county do you live?
Anonymous ID: YztjWPbU
7/6/2025, 7:58:14 PM No.509672749
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>>509663296 (OP)
https://youtu.be/lqZehFAwoTM?t=32

It's over as soon as you turn 18 and leave the school system without a well established social circle. You go to work, but you won't make any friends, just coworkers. You join a sports club, same deal. It's over, because everyone already has their social circles locked in since childhood. You'll be nothing more than a coworker, destined to be alone for life. Social life and relationships are like trains you have to catch at the quay, a race against time that takes place during adolescence. And by extension, logically of course, no social life and no women.
But normies don't understand this because they are clueless normies who think you can walk into a bar full of strangers and magically form a social life like in The Sims. Only women can start from scratch and create a social life and get a boyfriend from scratch because of their status as women.

Whether you're 30 or not it doesn't change anything, maybe for the normies, but for you and me Chud, a year is like any other, the sands of time flowing towards nothingness, nothing more.. nothing less.
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Anonymous ID: GZNmpNZ+Trinidad and Tobago
7/6/2025, 8:02:53 PM No.509673055
>>509668991
have you considered not being a massive pussy ass nerd? lmao
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Anonymous ID: Wth9Qvtz
7/6/2025, 8:04:04 PM No.509673149
>>509664705
just take a shower , bro
Anonymous ID: GGqOzp8hUnited States
7/6/2025, 8:15:14 PM No.509673920
Girlfriend nonsense isn't a /pol/ topic.
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7/6/2025, 8:26:26 PM No.509674717
>>509673920
It really isnโ€™t. Take that shit to /r9k/
Anonymous ID: Au7Zociw
7/6/2025, 8:35:24 PM No.509675386
>>509663296 (OP)
Get on tinder. This is the part where you say you want a virgin gf
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Anonymous ID: whlFagn6Canada
7/6/2025, 8:36:56 PM No.509675489
>>509663296 (OP)
>How do I get a girlfriend in the modern day?
Do what I did.
>find a cute boy
>put him in a dress
>???
>profit
Connor. ID: lYZAfwv9United Kingdom
7/6/2025, 8:37:12 PM No.509675508
>>509672749
This is making me want to kill myself.
>>509673055
Being a nerd is who I am though.
Anonymous ID: CnRwZO8pUnited States
7/6/2025, 8:37:47 PM No.509675556
>>509665539
They do when theyโ€™re 30+ or if they have helicopter parents
Anonymous ID: zB2yQVKxFrance
7/6/2025, 8:38:08 PM No.509675582
>>509675386
Only AIDs ridden cuck fetish homosexual degenerates would agree to a non virgin GF
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Anonymous ID: Au7Zociw
7/6/2025, 8:38:58 PM No.509675645
>>509675582
Virgins don't exist so get on with it
Anonymous ID: 4mkGC7e9Colombia
7/6/2025, 8:40:04 PM No.509675717
>>509663653
why is there always a serbian making faggot comments in these threads ? unless you are the same as always
Anonymous ID: hP2XfXFLUkraine
7/6/2025, 8:42:11 PM No.509675863
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>>509663296 (OP)
He must be 20 yo or something.
Anonymous ID: wrtiOkuxUnited States
7/6/2025, 8:42:45 PM No.509675908
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>>509663296 (OP)
>autistic
>>HOW DO I GET THE GIRL BECOME A HOMEOWNER BUY THE FAST CAR AND START THE FAMILY? IM SO RONERY
You're not autistic, if you were you would not care about those things because they are Jewish bullshit.
You're the most middling type of 90IQ normie and should cannonball into the nearest trash compactor.
Anonymous ID: BQcAc0akUnited States
7/6/2025, 8:43:58 PM No.509676000
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New Jeetcel thread just dropped!
Anonymous ID: qudbUzMGUnited States
7/6/2025, 8:44:17 PM No.509676023
>>509663296 (OP)
For people like us (autists) it just comes down to luck. All you can do is show up in life and maybe it happens.
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Anonymous ID: 6P4ekESQUnited States
7/6/2025, 8:45:21 PM No.509676093
>>509676023
Show up to what?
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Anonymous ID: qudbUzMGUnited States
7/6/2025, 8:48:05 PM No.509676275
>>509676093
Anywhere but your bedroom. Basically just exist.