Thread 509668298

Flushing the toilet after 10pm is illegal in Switzerland. It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10pm in an apartment building in Switzerland as the government considers it noise pollution.

it is which is why i only do it when doing number 2

>>509668298 (OP)
sounds incredibly stupid

>>509668298 (OP)
I forbid you to shit.

>>509668298 (OP)
pick it up from the toilet open your door and throw it out into the hallway

>>509668298 (OP)
how loud are their toilets that seems a bit much

>>509668298 (OP)
Imagine being 40 with no kids lmfao

>>509668298 (OP)
just go out at night and shit in the street

>>509668298 (OP)
good. apartment dwellers are more like ants and deserve less human rights. you have to do what is best for the colony.

>>509668746
The Indian population in Switzerland is estimated to be around 27,300 people, including both Indian citizens and those of Indian origin. This population is concentrated in major cities like Zurich, Geneva, and Basel, with a notable presence of professionals in fields like IT, finance, and pharmaceuticals.

>>509668298 (OP)
When I lived in Switzerland, we kept a 5 gallon pail of water in the tub in case we had to poop at night. Got tired of the fines for flushing after hours. Swiss are sticklers and will report you for any infraction.

>>509668298 (OP)
Not true, that is a debunked claim that comes from the tabloid rag Daily Mail.

https://www.iamexpat.ch/housing/property-news/it-really-illegal-flush-your-toilet-switzerland-after-10pm

lol what a fags. anyway remember to serve your jew masters or you're not a christian.

>>509668900
>Swiss are sticklers and will report you for any infraction.
Based swiss keeping mutts in check.

It's amazing how stupid people make so much noise and don't realize it.

>>509668298 (OP)
>"if you vote for a woman you're a faggot"

>>509668298 (OP)
Sounds like they have paper walls

>>509668746
I'm sure the resident swiss jeet that lurks here, Prakyush or something like that, does just that.
Btw, if you're reading this Prakyush, you have to go back.

What if you really need to poo?

So they just.. let their house smell like shit?

>>509668298 (OP)
whites are animals, not people.
they think that because they have so many laws, that they're something, but we all know that's their way of waging war on their betters.

your time is ticking white people, and death is waiting at the gates

>>509669750
but that would make him based in this case
he is a true rebel against demonic swiss

>>509668298 (OP)
This is just not true but it is true that CH is a rules based society and the population tends toward being sticklers on those rules.

>>509668298 (OP)
it is true. this is to care for community a d not be selfish

>>509668900
Based switzerland I wish I lived there and not in this shithole.

>>509668900
that should make as much sound as flushing it normally, the sound pollution comes from the pipes going down the building or am I a retard?

>>509668900
>Swiss are sticklers and will report you for any infraction.
why do they believe them?

>>509668298 (OP)
>Live in Switzerland
>Have to use pic if shitting after 10 pm

mfw

>>509668298 (OP)
Everyone already knows this. That's why you steer clear of tall buildings in Swiss at night. Ask any local or medpack flag. They have plastic bags they shit in, twist tie the top and full send yeet that shit off the balcony. crazy place

>>509671675
This is exactly what I'm talking about

i would rather have that than this shithole where boomers rip their weed whackers and leaf blowers in harmony at 6am and the sherrif says "well it's only one entire hour before the noise ordiance so we cant do anything"

>>509668298 (OP)
How do they know who poo?

Things illegal in Switzerland
>After 10 pm it is illegal to slam car doors, wear high heels in your apartment or flush the toilet because it could disturb the neighbors. This statutory "Nachtruhe" (night rest) applies from 10 pm to 6 am.
>You are not allowed to hang up laundry outside on Sundays. According to the Homeowners Association (HEV), the law is based on the fact that it "does not look very nice if every balcony is filled with laundry on the same day". To protect the general Sunday-rest, you're also discouraged of mowing your lawn or doing outside handywork on that day.
>When fishing, it is forbidden to take a selfie with a fish you caught if you intend to throw it back into the water later.
>And last but not least: Until 2015, the Swiss air force was allowed to fly only between 8 am and 5 pm. In 2019, they expanded their readiness from 6 am to 10 pm.
https://www.expatservices.ch/en/relocation/the-10-most-bizarre-laws-in-switzerland

The last one is good, if you are going to invade them, bomb them from 10:01 pm till 5:59 am, they can't stop you

I voted for this

>>509668298 (OP)
lmao, probably true

>>509668298 (OP)
You pretend like you can shit in your flat every time you want. Here, the shitting time is between 07:00 and 21:00 which is pretty reasonable, who shits at night anyway? The only problem is that sunday is a no-flushing day, but we circumvent it by all having a bucket of water in the bathroom, we call it the sunday bucket.

>>509672798
>shit in the bucket for jesus

>>509668900
Disregard the shitting time in Switzerland at your own peril, repeat offenders get sent to jail all the time.

>>509672798
>who shits at night anyway?
I do sometimes, also pee.

>>509672896
No, you don't shit in the sunday bucket, you store water in the sunday bucket in order to flush the shit in a quiet(er) fashion. Don't pretend like you don't have similar rules, maybe you don't call it sunday bucket, but freedom bucket or some shit like that, but every American has a bucket for night shitting 100%.

>>509668597
now this is some next level garloid farmer mentality I love it

>>509668393
>I love the smell of stale urine in the morning
>Smells like cucking

>>509668298 (OP)
Foreigners aren't allowed to shart at all, you can pee but for a fee. Stay far away from Switzerland everyone, but especially amerisharts

>>509668298 (OP)
>Flushing the toilet after 10pm is illegal in Switzerland.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>509670301
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>509668298 (OP)
>tfw you thought mutts fell for their two-party system because of the financial weight behind their propaganda

>>509673444
naw it was the freedom to shart at any time. king george BTFO

>>509669807
Chamberpots existed long before toilets.

>>509668298 (OP)
Also 3 times over the speed limit you get sent to a shrink, because the Swiss think you must be deranged.
The Swiss will call the police for anything, even having a few of your kids friends over will result in the police being called.

>>509673606
based professional mall sharters rejoice

>>509673200
Americans don't do this and I have never heard of anyone doing this in any other country either. You either made this up or your country is very weird.

I can't even tell if this is true or a shitpost but I'm going to repeat this forever to make fun of the Swiss

>>509672170
It's ok to take a selfie with a fish before you kill and eat it though? What is the logic behind this?

Link to the law or you lie. This is why /pol/ is the lowest IQ and the virginest board.

DESIGNATED SHITTING TIMES

>>509674649
Repopulate Finland bro it's time

>>509673973
It has been law in most parts of Europe since 1945. The main reasons were water restrictions and noise problems. It was first implemented in Germany after the war. I think the guys in the British sector started with this just to fuck with the Germans, the Americans soon adopted it and made it an official law. Why do you think the Germans have these weird poop shelve toilets? It was born out of necessity. Mark Felton has an informative video about the shitting restrictions after 1945, you can look it up if you don't believe me. You have fucking shower restrictions and you're not allowed to water your lawn in California, get of your high horse.

>>509673277
you need to display your fibrous dominance to your neighbors who likely have loose virgin stools

>>509668298 (OP)
who is this semen demon?

>>509676131
melonie mac
she's 'christian' and makes videos of herself saying the word faggot a lot.

She's like 40 years old now. I got perma'd from X, but I'm sure if you go there now and look at her page she prob has a recording of herself saying faggot several times within the past couple of days

>>509668298 (OP)
Switzerland sounds like a third world shit hole....

>>509668775
>you have to do what is best for the colony
My fucking sides

>>509676209
lol i love dumb whores

>>509668298 (OP)
Who gon stop me? The toilet police?

>>509675406
>Can't water lawn in California
As a califag, I can attest that we can indeed water our lawns and for the low flow shit you're probably talking about, just take out the restrictor my man it's not that hard. I doubled the water flow of my shower head by doing that, shit is cash.
Imagine listening to the .gov lmao

>>509671379
Cus they are are Americans and take nightly shats. The poster even admitted they did

>>509674042
You'll just look like a retard

>>509668298 (OP)
Do they actually send cops if you call for noise complaints in Switzerland?

Sounds like toilet business after 10pm, should be done outside an official government building then

>>509668298 (OP)
It's not illegal, but a lot of people are very strict about 'social curtesy rules', even if it is inconvenient to themselves. While i'm not that schizo to not use my toilet, still, after 10pm, i do try to not make excessive noise like cooking, showering or closing doors and drawers with a bang.
>>509677396
Yes, if the noise is excessive and you have particularly stingy neighbours in retirement age.

>>509668298 (OP)
Europe is so shit

>>509668900
I hate tattle tale cultures.

>>509674172
that's the only one that's based though
fuck poser faggots

>>509668298 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkUzCRTYXdM

>>509668900
Did Santa Claus also give you a dedicated blowjob every 6h of December?

>>509668298 (OP)
I flush the toilet every time I enter the bathroom for whatever reason at all hours. Doesn't even matter if there is nothing in there.

>>509669949
Thank you for reminding us every day and in every way that we need to do our own thing. It’s not working out and you people truly do want to exterminate us. I don’t want the same for you. In fact, I hope you do well. Just not around us. Somewhere else around your own people. That is what God & Nature intended. We will engage in commerce with you and whatnot, but the white mans burden is over. We’re looking out for ourselves and each other from now on.

>>509668298 (OP)
smell my shit. thats nose pollution

>>509679617
its the obligation of the Sons of God to fight evil wherever it resides.
so yes, whites are on the extermination list.

this is what you wanted, when you rejected God.

>>509668298 (OP)
I want to eat an abortion straight out of her vagooey.

>>509670301
Thats from the german/austrian side for sure.

>>509670301
>>509668997
It's based on truth.
https://myswissstory.com/doing-laundry-in-switzerland-all-you-need-to-know/
The swiss can shit whenever they want but they also spend all week with dirty clothes.
I've had friends who moved to Geneva and Zurich and the way it was explained to them was like it was a fucking crime to do your laundry out of schedule.
They're actually building management rules like in america with HOAs fining you for what shade of grass grew on your lawn.

>>509669046
niggers and spics
dealing with a family of spics that decided to be even louder after politely asking them to be quiet
now I'm the loud one
here is how their bitching progressed:
>bitch ass yboi don't tell me what to do
>fucking rayciss ass yboi won't shut up
>FUG YPIPO
>ayo wtf bro wtf main he keep making noises main
>AYO FURREEL
>AYO OOGA BOOGA BOO
>plz be quiet sir
I will literally never stop. I am all out of empathy. You get one chance to prove you're human, from thereon out you're treated either as an animal or a person.

>>509680686
I guess the last 12 years of my life about not giving a shit about the schedule were a lie, then.
Some building might be anal like that, but not many.

>>509681455
I think it's the way you talk to foreigners. Young people might be different but old mountain jews talk like everything is a crime.
>you must do x
>y is forbidden
>you must do z in this way

There's no way that's real/

>>509668298 (OP)
Switzerland going full fascist. Sweet.

>>509680686
If you throw mixed garbage, cans, bottles, paper, into a general waste receptacle, an inspector will go through your trash to look for letters with postmarks, review video footage, any evidence to identify you and show up to your apt with police to issue you a fine. The only way you can get away with any infractions are if you're arab or african.

>>509681455
You got/get away with it because you're a jeet. Similarly, when dogs shit in the street, the police don't fine the dog because it's their nature.

>>509668697
Sounds awesome

>>509682673
They will snoop through your garbage if they catch you breaking the rules? What a totalitarian shithole. The Americans would never invade your privacy like that, they just monitor every call you make and every message you send for no reason whatsoever, but looking at the garbage you just threw away goes too far.

>>509670301
>This is just not true but it is true
I know a guy from Switzerland and he told me about this exact thing years ago, how is it "not true"?

>>509668900
Swiss have the best system but they are controll freaks especially their boomers.

But then again if US had direct democracy suburbs would be even worse than them. HOA boomers would deffinetly vote for petty regulations like that. But you would also have redneck areas with freedom.

>>509683947
What's the official shitting time in Croatia, are you more lenient?

>>509668298 (OP)
Go into sleeping neighbor's house, shit in toilet, leave. Problem solved.

>>509684332
I haven't taken a shit in 2 years, I outsourced that to a Pajeet slave to free up more time to scam tourists
My 9th apartment in Zagreb ain't gonna buy itself you know

>>509682333
Not as bad as their male conscription policy. But i guess it's more defensible considering that Switzerland is one of the more trad countries. They were the last country in Europe to grant women the right to vote.

>>509684634
>Switzerland is one of the more trad countries
Christ, what a grim fucking statement to make

>>509685161
Compared to most EU countries it definitely is. They lean culturally trad with some liberal influences and is a rightwing economic powerhouse.

>>509668298 (OP)
There must have been some kind of epidemic of flushing water at night for such a law to be implemented?
Can you call the police if someone snores?

you're fucking gay if you wouldn't smash MelMac

F A G G O T S !

>>509686246
>tattoos

>>509668298 (OP)
Each roastie whore that has its throat slit is one less race traitor.

>>509668298 (OP)
i knew i fucking mogged them. i even mog them when i shit.
>inb4 you snore in your sleep
yea i also mog you in my sleep too

>>509686390
I said smash not marry

>>509673384
What if I like to piss on my bitch

>>509668746
Only at night saar?

>>509668298 (OP)
i have a feeling it's not true

>>509668298 (OP)
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. That's the law here.

>>509686441
Wow, I didn't know that, thanks rabbi
But this is a thread about Switzerland, not women

>>509684605
>ayo bro can you take a shit for me? thx bro.

>>509679616
you're fucked in the head m8

Landlords set their own houserules.
Don't like it? You can move out anytime and make room for someone who can behave themselves.

>>509668298 (OP)
Tailless women are a genetic pollution.

as stupid as it sounds, try living with a fat bastard no lifer neighbour busting music and his tv in the middle of the night and only me hearing it being right above him. i wish we had teh same rules here. you complain, try living next to niggers or muslims and this guy isnt even. especially if youre a little more attuned to your surroundings, that extra noise is fucking abhorrent. maybe a brainlet such as yourself wouldnt notice. captcha: P000H

>>509668298 (OP)
Piss jug chad checking in

>>509687433
ayo fsb how we doin?

>>509687637
>mom found the piss drawer
fucking bitch

I'm taking a big shit right now and will flush the toilet when done. Oh yea I'm a criminal.

>>509670720
Yes but with smart meters they can measure the filling of the flush water container.
If you can show that this number didn't go up at the claimed time of the infringement, you thereby prove that you didn't flush as per the written law.
A claim of noise pollution needs to be proved and people aren't going to hang microphones in their toilet in case the neighbour flushes his toilet. They're stupid, not absurd.

>>509687804
a smooth criminal?

>can't follow a set of basic rules and have some tact along with it
honestly this is the reason why your neighbourhood is not picrel but rather a fentnigger infested rotting shithole

>>509682673
>having to separate garbage so that after it's collected and taken to the recycling centre, the workers there can throw it all on 1 massive conveyor belt for sorting purposes
>get fined if you don't do it
The absolute state of your country man, fuck...

>>509670301
population of switzerlands are mostly albanians anyway

>>509688020
>u been hit by. i been struck by
A TRUCK

>>509668298 (OP)
Just shit and piss in a little pan and throw it out the window onto passing pedestrians and horse carriages like the Bongs do

>>509668298 (OP)
Imagine not owning a house of your own.

>>509668298 (OP)
Saying "I think $56b Is too much to give to Israel to drone strike kids when the cost of housing a homeless white American is less than $1000/annum" is illegal in the USA.

This is why I left

>>509688095
>they have picturesque hills and mountains because they follow rules
retard

>>509668298 (OP)
>Flushing the toilet
That's what I call manually hiding threads I couldn't filter

>>509668298 (OP)
who's in the pic?

i think i saw someone catfishing as this bitch on duolicious

>>509687647
On vacation and posting from fucking 2g.

>>509668298 (OP)
What kind of animal needs to shit past 10pm?
Just piss in the sink if you can't flush.

>>509688824
>What kind of animal needs to shit past 10pm?
Better question, what happens if you get diarrhea there
Are you supposed to just let it sit there and stink up the entire building or something

>>509688824
true, probably nothing to do in switzerland at that hour, it's not like they have restaurants or any form of entertainment outside of making clocks and milking cows.
if there are actually any restaurants that work that hour, you could probably go to take shit there, if that doesn't require a special permit

>>509688600
did you purposefully ignore like 60% of the image just to act retarded?

>>509668298 (OP)
this girl was a huge whore in her 20s btw
her ex husband left her because she's deranged

>>509688913
just shit out of the window, bro.

>>509689055
>oh, no, swizalbanians have buildings
wow, relay a feat, but i bet italy has some too

>>509668900
They have a poo police? A poolice?

>>509686246
Melonie's a Jew.

>>509668298 (OP)
Caring about rules must be a real nightmare.

>>509668298 (OP)
Bullshit.

>>509692418
bullshit is not allowed after 9PM

>>509686246
Or at least she'd call you a faggot?

>>509692418
Can you explain? As I said here:>>509683947
I have heard this IRL before I did on /pol/, the claim had to originate from somewhere

And this is how we know Switzerland is based af. Only a highly intelligent White country could ever dislike noise that much.