>>509680473LEE… let me tell you somethin’...
These fuckin’ British cocksuckers, bro… these savages out here eatin' beans for breakfast like it's 1933 and they just got bombed by the Luftwaffe. WHO THE FUCK eats beans—BEANS, LEE—on toast?! That’s prison food, dawg. That’s what you eat when your commissary’s gone dry and the Aryan Brotherhood stole your last pack of ramen.
They call it a “full English,” right? Full of what?! Full of fuckin’ sadness, Lee! You got sausages that look like shriveled dicks, mushrooms that taste like wet socks, and tomatoes… GRILLED FUCKIN’ TOMATOES. That ain’t breakfast, Lee, that’s what you find on a sidewalk after a drunk fight in Piccadilly Circus.
And don't even get me started on that black pudding shit. BLOOD, LEE. They’re eatin’ fried blood. You know who eats blood, Lee? Vampires and fuckin’ satanists. And now these pasty tea-drinkin’ motherfuckers too.
These people got the audacity to look down on American food while they’re out here boiling everything like they’re cookin’ in the fuckin’ 1700s. No spice, no soul, no flavor. It’s like they declared war on seasoning and won, Lee.
Let me tell you somethin’, the Queen ain’t dead from old age, she had one too many bangers and mash and just gave the fuck up.
That’s it. I’m out. Take your fish and chips and shove it up your ass sideways. Uncle Joey loves ya, but your food? That shit belongs in a museum next to medieval torture devices. Cocksuckers.
Stay black, Lee.