Busy janny or just too early?

>>509697769 (OP)
Yeahnah, its Mundy mornin shitcunt.
Everycunts still making brekky and the interns are all at the next Auntie-semen-tizm taskforce meeting.

The regular anons are sick of your shitty low effort zoomoid bakes.

>>509697769 (OP)
Everyone got rounded up and taken to re-education camps.
>“There is absolutely no place at all in our society for antisemitic behaviour.”
Criticism of Israel is antisemitic.
>Death to the IDF
20 years non-parole when the new anti-hate laws kick ion.
>Meanwhile, the Allan government will assemble a new anti-hate taskforce as it scrambles to beef up efforts to address antisemitism in Victoria.
Israel has immunity from criticism, you have been warned.

>>509697769 (OP)
Meanwhile a linky for the Tismers:
https://www.noticer.news/melbourne-homosexual-paedophiles-sentences-reduced/
New childcare workers on their way soon, go to cagie wagies and let the (((State))) care for your sprogs at DQ Storytime.

>Rising rates of early-onset bowel cancer are a “global phenomenon” and some of the steepest increases are happening in England, according to a major new paper published today in The Lancet Oncology.

https://news.cancerresearchuk.org/2024/12/11/early-onset-bowel-cancer-rise-global-phenomenon/

Does anyone remember when genetically modified "RoundUp Ready" crops were introduced?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5790416/

>>509698902
Still not gonna archive the Nooticer:
https://www.noticer.news/queensland-aboriginal-sex-offender-sentence-appeal/
Boongcunt goes back to the house after getting out on multi-bail.
Boongcunt isnt bleeding out inna gutter.
>Straya shitsfucked

>>509697769 (OP)
https://x.com/abcnews/status/1942010875096822184

>Australians aged in their 30s and 40s are experiencing unprecedented and in some cases world-leading rates of 10 different types of cancer – and scientists are desperate to understand why.

SAFE
AND
EFFECTIVE

Damn ye!

Come to the Chan acting the tough, spouting out yer false grum.

>>509699349
>quotes the article
>doesn't read it...
Midwit antivaxxtard take...
>Between the year 2000 and 2024 — in 30–39 year olds — early onset prostate cancer increased by 500 per cent, pancreatic cancer by 200 per cent, liver cancer by 150 per cent, uterine cancer by 138 per cent and kidney cancer by 85 per cent.
>"But over the last 20 years, there's been a real — it's small in absolute numbers — but it is a real increase in the number of younger adults developing these cancers."
>Since the year 2000, rates of bowel cancer in 30–39-year-olds have increased by 173 per cent — and the stage the cancer is at when diagnosed is often late, meaning it is more likely to have spread and harder to treat.
>That means the environment — or the exposome — between the 1960s and 1990s is crucial to understanding this puzzle.
>Research is finding that exposure — probably early in life — to a toxin from a bowel bug called E. coli could be driving some of the mutations that Dr Buchanan is seeing in his bowel tumour samples. He's convinced it's one of the causes.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-07/cancer-diagnosis-rates-under-50s-rising-causes-four-corners/105495620
> But the challenge to determine when the exposures occurred is another variable which makes tracking cancer causes hard — because tumours can take decades to develop.
https://www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pnas.1914589117

>>509698365
>interns
we don't have those in Australia, wa vaxx cuck
you have been watching too much high school musical

akshull news

>The Victorian government has announced a new Anti-Hate Taskforce following a spate of antisemitic attacks in Melbourne over the weekend.
>"We will protect them with everything we've got."
>Executive Council of Australian Jewry co-CEO Peter Wertheim says more money will be needed to protect Jewish institutions.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-07/victoria-government-taskforce-antisemitism-police/105501252

>McCarthy told ABC News Breakfast the federal government was watching closely "what's going on in each of the state and territory jurisdictions" since the defeat of the Voice referendum.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-07/federal-politics-live-blog-july-7/105501256

>At the opening of the inquest, Elisabeth Armitage posed the question: "Do I know the story of Kumanjayi Walker and constable Zachary Rolfe? Do you?"
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-06/kumanjayi-walker-coronial-inquest-findings-death-in-custody/105488690

>>509700240
>>509700474
DARVOS GOONBAG

>>509700474
Who's the guy standing behind her? A childcare worker?

>>509700240
>>509700474
Wow look at that, the same faggots that bake are also vaxxcattle.

What a shock that is.

What's caused the massive spike in cancers over the last four years mate?

>>509700988
Oh, nevermind, that's the wog Carbines.

>>509700240
>>509701009
>Dr Symeonides says only one-third of those chemicals appear to have been evaluated for their potential hazard, and around "75 per cent" of those evaluated have been identified as hazardous.

>"But there's a limit to which that tells us about what they'll do in our full complex biology of the human body," he says.

>For the two-thirds of chemicals that haven't been tested, Dr Symeonides says their hazard rate can't be assumed to be the same — but that doesn't mean they're safe either. It's one of the problems he has with the way chemicals are regulated.
>the way chemicals are regulated.
Or not, when there is money to be made.

>>509699288
Nu faggot.

>>509701009
vaccine coompliers get the rope

>>509700474
Tony Burke said antisemitism was an attack on all Australians. That's funny, I feel more attacked when Israel gets a free hand to do what it wants in Gaza and the West Bank. Haven't we been fighting all these wars to establish international laws where all are equal and accountable? But not jews. Therefore, the Australian government can simultaneously wring its hands about some nothingburgers here while also sitting on its hands while jews commit war crimes.
Not gonna play semantics with the jew/israel thing, we all know jews are why the world governments are hypocrites.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2025/jul/06/destruction-of-palestine-is-breaking-the-world

>>509701496
You can talk to anyone working in oncology in aus and ask them about their case load now vs before covid.

They've got themselves something way fucking worse than rope.

It's why the government is scrambling to destroy as much of the data as possible.

https://canberradaily.com.au/queensland-government-to-destroy-globally-significant-covid-vaccine-study-biobank/

>Since starting out in 2009, our glossy news and lifestyle magazine, Canberra Weekly,
https://canberradaily.com.au/about-us/
>Rebekah Barnett is a Brownstone Institute fellow, independent journalist and advocate for Australians injured by the Covid vaccines. She holds a BA in Communications from the University of Western Australia, and writes for her Substack, Dystopian Down Under.
https://www.eurasiareview.com/author/rebekah-barnett/
https://ideas.ted.com/author/rebekah-barnett/

>>509701496
>>509702199
>>509702609
>fixated persons unit
Kooks who have to somehow shoehorn covid into every data set and conversation even when the issues predate covid by decades.

>>509701009
can't read paragraphs, zoomer? he is also a paedophile, btw.

>>509702609
>>509702689
>>509702711
Look how quickly they come out of the wood work to defend the experimental gene therapy that has been shown to increase rates of cancer, look how quickly they try to dismiss the government covering it all up.

Very organic, very cool.

We'll see you in court.

>>509703041
>We'll see you in court.
2 weeks

>>509702689
kek. you sound worried

Fascinating as it is to pointlessly argue with barely scraping olna thickos I do have more pressing matters.

>>509703202
lmao. so, how many boosters did you have?
you never answer that question, but are happy to divulge your GP anal fisting and daughter gobbie advice sessions, in great detail.
here, i'll go first.
Never vaccinated and zero (0) boosters
how about you?

>>509703041
>We'll see you in court.
2 more weeks! did you not pay attention? everything they did was a-okay.
>Kassam v Hazzard; Henry v Hazzard [2021] NSWSC 1320
https://www.caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/17c7d62628b9735ac213a597
>defend
topkek. i'm unvaccinated you newspeak faggot.
>>509703426
he's probably up to #8 by now.

>>509703084
>2 weeks
Kek he doesn't know that it's already underway, they should give you shills new scripts or at least let you know that you're being subpoenaed to testify as the government throws you under the bus to protect themselves.

Isn't it funny that there's akshull news habbening but all aus/pol/ can talk about is the vaxx...
Hmm.

>>509698902
>The majority are international students, some are men in their 40s and 50s, with backgrounds in fields like IT, engineering and finance — not early childhood education or teaching.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-07/fast-track-childcare-courses-put-children-at-risk-insiders-warn/105483042
So even if they AREN'T diddlers they're going to be grossly under-prepared and inexperienced for the role.

>>509699288
>Wergaia elder Ronald Marks, a prominent Horsham man, was convicted in the city's Magistrates' Court on Wednesday where he pleaded guilty to accessing child abuse material between 2012 and 2021.
>The 74-year-old was fined $7,500, and ordered to report to Victoria Police for the next eight years.
>The ABC now understands that Marks, who was arrested in 2021, held a valid WWCC until he was charged in January 2025.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-06/man-held-valid-wwcc-arrest-for-accessing-child-abuse-material/105496912

>>509703986
No it's funny that you're trying to police what can and can't be discussed.

Why would you do that?

Are you police?

>>509703986
why are cancer deaths up? why do we have 15-20% excess mortality since 2021?

>>509703952
FMD, cookers are having another cry-in. When will it end? 2 weeks you say? I'll put it in my diary.

It looks like transtifa got the right guy.
>Israeli restaurateur Shahar Segal says his work with the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation has concluded after less than a month and a half.
>Segal had been working as something of a spokesperson for GHF by liaising with the Israeli press.
>The GHF has received pushback as its model has forced Palestinians to walk long distances and cross IDF lines — often coming under deadly fire — to reach aid distribution sites.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israeli-restaurateur-shahar-segal-whose-melbourne-eatery-was-vandalized-friday-parts-ways-with-gaza-humanitarian-foundation/

https://zeteo.com/p/exclusive-american-security-contractor

>>509703986
>Isn't it funny that there's akshull news habbening but all aus/pol/ can talk about is the vaxx...
>Hmm.
In their defence, cancer was mentioned and their psychosis was triggered.

>>509704251
how many boosters did you take so far?

>>509703986
>The majority are international students, some are men in their 40s and 50s, with backgrounds in fields like IT, engineering and finance — not early childhood education or teaching.
jeets love running a child care centre from their homes. What could possibly go wrong?
>>509704331
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you cunts know your schizo, right?

>>509704488
>you cunts know your schizo, right?
yeah, that's crazy

>>509704251
Why do you think all cause mortality in Australia started to increase exponentially with the roll out of the covid gene therapies and why is the Queensland government is trying to destroy that data?

Just give your personal opinion and state clearly that it is your own personal opinion and disclose if you've been employed by a government organisation or private corporation to engage users online with respect to the efficacy of the covid gene therapies in Australia.

>>509697769 (OP)
ive spent 6k on doordash this year fuck me dead

>>509704931
fat cunt

>>509705004
Not even. Sitting at a healthy 95kg bit of body fat but all g

>>509704857
Nice graph. Deaths of those 60+ years - so young! It would be interesting to see the overall trend line from the start of the data to the end.

>Segal is a director, entrepreneur, and the business partner of chef Eyal Shani, who together run an international restaurant group called the “Good People Group.” They have opened over 40 restaurants in Israel, Europe, and across the U.S. in New York, Las Vegas, Dallas, and Miami — including Miznon, Hasalon, and the Michelin-starred Shmoné. A press release for Hasalon states that chef Shani has “established himself as the founding father of Israeli cuisine.”
Down the rabbit hole.
https://www.eater.com/politics/890338/an-israeli-restaurateur-is-now-the-official-spokesperson-for-a-gaza-aid-program

>>509705393
Lets try again.

Why do you think all cause mortality in Australia started to increase exponentially with the roll out of the covid gene therapies and why is the Queensland government is trying to destroy that data?

Just give your personal opinion and state clearly that it is your own personal opinion and disclose if you've been employed by a government organisation or private corporation to engage users online with respect to the efficacy of the covid gene therapies in Australia.

>>509700251
Internships are a thing here, based retard

>>509704488
why are they changing the releases of excess mortality reporting schedules?
https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/health/causes-death/provisional-mortality-statistics/jan-mar-2022
>In 2022, 44,331 deaths occurred by 31 March and were registered by 31 May, which is 6,609 (17.5%) more than the historical average.
https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/health/causes-death/provisional-mortality-statistics/jan-mar-2025
>42,081 deaths occurred between January and March 2025, 4.1% fewer than 2024 and 1.6% fewer than 2023.
why are they covering up the deaths are in excess of 15%? why are is none of the media who pushed the vaccines over 600 dead alzheimers patients reporting this excess of tens of thousands of deaths since 2021? or am i a 'schizo' for seeing the number provided from... checks notes... the government you trust to jam needles into you?

>>509705627
I'm tossing up whether to humor a schiztard or not. One last try?
Normal conditions - old farts die of respiratory diseases in geriatric concentration camps (gcc)
Covid - lockdowns, isolation. Far less respiratory disease in gcc
AC (after covid) - old cunts who normally would have died from respiratory diseases now die along with the normal attrition rate in gcc
>oh my gawd IT'S A SPIKE!
You used an aged based cohort in your first chart and then all ages in the second. Do you understand how that would skew your perception, or is your brain too cooked?

>>509700251
Yeahnah cunt.
>Some agencies also offer cadetships, apprenticeships and internships....
https://www.intelligence.gov.au/careers/students

>>509705945
>>509706266
>Internships are a thing here
did they all go to 'college' and now have a healthy 501(k)?
i bet they all wear bomber jackets too.
what a load of seppo crap
>b-but the interns get the coffee for the boss!
so everything is the US spin on The Office, now?

>>509706089
just show me the all cause mortality rates per 100,000 between 2000 and 2025, and then we can discuss why there would be variations between 2019 and now.

>>509706197
So the governments policies killed people. Certainly some truth to that.

But if that's the entire story, why would people in all age groups who took an experimental gene therapy be statistically more likely to end up dead or in hospital than those who didn't? Especially during a pandemic.

Shouldn't we see the inverse?

What makes antivaxxers so much stronger, healthier and with lower rates of cancer and heart problems than everyone else?

Also you keep forgetting to state if you've been employed by a government organisation or private corporation to engage users online with respect to the efficacy of the covid gene therapies in Australia, why is that?

>>509704672

>>509706197
I'm going to kill every jew I see, your posts have radicalised me.
I'll kill you last. Kike.

>>509706197
Statistically the overall deaths nowadays should be lower as the rush of Oldcunt deaths during Coof season should have been a short-term effect and cleared out a decades worth of normal flu-season clear-out at the OldfolksHomes.
Now the old age deathrate should be lower as there are less of them, but itsnow youngercunts having a 'died suddenly'.
>not a glowcunt, eat too much bacon to be (((Pharma)), and paid a gook witchdoctor 50 Seppobuxx to sign my dodgy vaxxycard as 2 x AZs
Srsly, idgaf about coof deaths as its just Darwinism in action, cunts deserve it and are thinning out the herd.

Death to kikes
Death to isntreal
Death to every single disgusting baby dick snipper and sucker

>>509706541
Uni and super here adlay

>>509707065
next intern i meet i am reporting to the IRS

>>509706668
As a side-issue, how many excess-deaths are from importing Streetshitters who fuckup on their cornflakes-packet bullshit loicences, die of normal diseases because they can't eat enough holy cowshit or jump into the Holy ShitRiver to cure them, and import their fuckedup Grandparents to come here and die on DSP?
>per capita

>>509706541
https://www.intelligence.gov.au/careers/students
>... [dot] gov [dot] AU
Eabbod shitcunt, all Glowcunts suck Seppocock at 5Eyes so ofc they're going to call their underpaid peasants as "Interns".

>>509706668
You keep swapping data sets and conflating them. They are fragments, not the big picture. It's the only way you can bang your square peg into the round hole.

>>509706574
This is the data set we need to see to start a numerically literate conversation. Anything else is cherry-picked half-wittery.

>>509707623
>but the hustle and bustle and plight of the the inner city intern, like on Seinfeld!
kys.
it must be some shit that has been tacked on post-tiktok to make zoomers feel 'cool' and think they are going to do 'gen z boss in a mini' IRL.
>'interns'.
>in Australia.
bollocks