It's storytime gentlemen - /pol/ (#509720240) [Archived: 459 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: c29qhlelUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:38:54 AM No.509720240
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share stories about coworkers


true story

>be me
>work in warehouse for ~1 year manufacturing things out of plastic
>family owned business
>7 of us
>6 felons
>didn't have a proper work stereo until recently
>coworker we'll just call Z
>Z is 50ish now, big man, still intimidating for his age, damn nice guy, but intense, you can feel it
>20 years ago Z had a younger brother
>little brother gets undeniably raped by old pedo in their town
>time passes and nothing happens
>more time passes and more nothing
>Z sees this pedo at at a public park playing chess
>Z finds piece of rusted iron pipe about two feet long in the edge of the woods
>Z proceeds to publicly beat pedo to death right where he sat
>Z serves ~20 years in prison
>asked him once if it was worth it
>he just almost maybe smiled & i didn't press (make of that what you will)
>fast forward
>new stereo gets a lot of use
>we all bluetooth stuff to it and play a little bit of everything
>i'm working at my cutstation
>olivia rodrigo 'drivers license' comes on
>ok? anyway
>gets to the harmony part about 2/3 of the way through song
>stereo cranks
>we listen to it fairly loud anyway, but this is fucking cranked
>stop chopping & walk around corner to see Z standing by the stereo
>stoic.jpg, frozen, eyes blazing, eyes watering (maybe), gave me chills
>i smile and yell "you like that part big Z?"
>without looking at me or missing a beat he yells back "yes, it makes my soul fly" & puts out his arms like wings
>Z turns stereo down to usual level & walks back to his station
>tfw i can't stop imagining that day, watching big Z in slow motion, armed with nothing but an old pipe & righteous fury, giving that pedo a fastpass to a closed casket while the drivers license harmony plays in the background
>i think i like olivia rodrigo now, 'traitor' is good too
>God i love life
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Anonymous ID: vwMYxbWCUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:40:21 AM No.509720304
>wall of text
Nah dude
Anonymous ID: 4BOV85HjUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:46:00 AM No.509720518
>>509720240 (OP)
what a story mark
Anonymous ID: HtSOo5DuUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:47:19 AM No.509720570
>be me
>rape Z's younger brother at a park 20 years ago
Anonymous ID: PuDwAiOY
7/7/2025, 8:50:49 AM No.509720704
How fucked is this world where you get 20 years for getting rid of evil but immigrant rapists roam free. I need total societal collapse NOW
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Anonymous ID: Gyad0FEcUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:58:03 AM No.509720972
>>509720704

Societal collapse represents chaos that only the most intelligent and violent will enjoy; whereas, in the calm before the storm, you haven't laid any plans worth bringing to fruition. It stands to reason that you're not going to survive long after the bottom falls out.

BTW, I met your mother and I regret to say that she has a voice that makes me want to saw my dick off.
Anonymous ID: zTGQ71DdUnited States
7/7/2025, 9:03:42 AM No.509721214
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>>509720240 (OP)
Buy an ad olivia.