Thread 509746140

Why haven't you fucked over kikes by getting a motorcycle?
>$50 insurance
>cheap gas, a good bike gets 100+ MPG, you can drive across the country for $100
>looks cool and gets you laid
>seen as impressive as most are manual

>>509746140 (OP)
>Why haven't you fucked over kikes by getting a motorcycle?
I've seen too many Motorcycles reckt videos and know to many people who died on them

>>509746140 (OP)
>haha what a fun day to ride my bic-AAAAAAAACK

>>509746140 (OP)
>looks cool and gets you laid
This is how I know you don't ride. Bikes attract other dudes (mostly boomers) and that's it.

>>509746140 (OP)
pic rel gets no where near 100 mpg
this might get somewhere near that if you don't take it over 40 mph

>>509746140 (OP)
It sounds like fun until it rains, snows or you need to get groceries.

>>509746481
I actually have a scooter as I am too poor for a proper motorcycle and yeah I think they are actually the best. I have a Honda scooter I got for $1200 on Marketplace and the top speed is 65 it's comfier than riding a proper motorcycle cause you have a proper sitting position. I've ridden a dirt bike for hours and it gives me a wedgie after a couple hours. I went on a trip from Vermont to Ohio on my Honda scooter it feels so comfy

>>509746655
You get a rain suit for rain and you can carry groceries not a lot but 1 or 2 bags which is enough as long as you're not a fat fuck.

>>509746140 (OP)
Interesting how you didn't mention any practical use, like getting groceries with it, or going to work using it. Which means you expect people to also have a car?

>>509746140 (OP)
They are more a toy. Having to dress for riding kinda sucks. Don’t know where you get 100 mpg as even my dinky little thumper city bike gets like 60 and my sport bike gets like 35ish allegedly.

>>509746779
Yeah I guess. I usually host the family get-togethera, so I have to buy a ton of stuff a few times a year. That's why it wouldn't work for me personally.

>>509746140 (OP)
I'd kill myself because I like speeding like a retard
also groceries

>>509746820
who can't afford both a car and a motorcycle?

>>509747128
i always wanted an africa twin

>>509746820
You can get groceries with a backpack and why couldn't you go to work with it?

>>509746140 (OP)
> 50$ insurance
Because you will die before you use it
> Cheap gas
You will turn into rules mist in an accident.

>>509747128
You just get a 150cc motorcycle that's incapable of speeding

>>509747221
wearing a backpack sucks
just get saddle bags
>>509747260
>You will turn into rules mist in an accident.
looks like you already had a wreck

>>509746245
>know to many people who died on them
Are your friends retarded or something? The 3 people I know who ride are the Harley boomer black guy I work with, my dad, and an actual literal submissive twink faggot from highschool. None of them have ever died on a motorbike, to my knowledge over a combined 107 years of riding.

>>509746712
You must be rolling in grandma pussy

>>509746820
>carries cargos in your path

>>509747262
thats just fucking gay and lame
whats the fucking point

>>509747393
It's not 2005 millennial boomer scooters aren't seen as lame anymore. I see chads riding scooters with their girlfriend in the back all the time now.

>>509746140 (OP)
Too many jeets on the road to drive safely

>>509747492
You said you'd kill yourself speeding, so the point is so you don't speed and die retard

I did. It's an adventure bike and I go out on rides with my GF on it. Only 60 miles per gallon though.

Don't exaggerate.

>>509746481
There are motorcycles that get good mpg and don't look gay.

>>509746140 (OP)
Have you seen the retards on the road now? I used to ride, 15 years or so, I would say around the time of Covid people started doing seriously stupid shit, especially the new zoomies driving and the 90 yr old boomers that still have their license. If you look at the accident reports its usually some 70+ year old woman killing a 20-30 year old man. As much as i absolutely love riding i decided to give it up for now.

I was looking into buying mt 03 but I would have to first try riding a motorcycle to se if I like it. When I tried driving car I hated that I couldnt really feel the width of the car so I was always worried if I will bump into something. I was always fan of bikes and I love that motorcycles are similiar in that, agile and smaller than a car. I would love to have one but I cant buy a used one because I dont trust anyone selling it and I have no friends that could help me wiyh that. I am afraid of buying a new one because for me 6 k I can afford buht I worry I might regret it because its a lot of money.

>>509746245
>>Why haven't you fucked over kikes by getting a motorcycle?
>I've seen too many Motorcycles reckt videos and know to many people who died on them
I had one
missing a lot of skin on one side of my body now
they had just resurfaced the road with pea gravel aka ball bearings

But everyone in my area already knows I suck cock. What? I NEED to buy a mobile billboard? Should I put bells on it too while a speaker plays, "Hey big daddy, don't you need a COCK SLUT bear to tickle your twinky winky?"

>>509746140 (OP)
>seen as impressive as most are manual
I love motorcycles, but this is some serious mental gymnastics to try and validate what you're saying OP.
>"nice bike, because you have to shift gears!"
Said nobody ever.

>>509746480
Occasionally you see a blown-out tattooed roastie on the back of a bike. Never a hot girl, unless you're in Asia and there motorbikes are simply a mode of transport, not a subculture.

>>509746140 (OP)
>>seen as impressive as most are manual
Literal third world niggers can drive manuals
Can we stop pretending it's some kind of accomplishment. It's fucking depressing. It should be a bare minimum standard to get a fucking driver license not some kind of bragging point.

>>509746820
>can park anywhere
There. Already mogged cars in practical use.

>>509746140 (OP)
I was going to and then my best friend got killed on his motorcycle and I decided not to.

I opted out of being an organ donor, no point for me in riding a bike anymore.

>>509747612
'zooky
simple as

>>509747783
Most third world niggers don't drive manual, most don't own cars. In Africa most people walk around their village and in India most people ride chinese e scooters.

>>509747882
Literally most third world shitskins drive manual. If you can't drive manual you're fucking below that.

Did you sell your 2500 car your family sold you?

>>509747882
False. Though some of them are too stupid to shift to neutral before parking and then can't start their bike lol.

>>509747850
It was that or a VFR Interceptor.

I really like Hondas but they didn't have exactly what I wanted at the time.

>>509747661
Poach the 2nd hand market for a cheap YBR/CBR 250 (probably 1.5k or less), ride it for a while then sell and get your money back if you still want something fancier.

>>509747826
American motorcyclists have a big attitude, their response to a car pulling out into their path is "how dare you you fucking fuck" instead of braking and swerving around the obstacle with a blip of the horn. Their lack of reaction gets them killed.

>>509747592
thanks but I'd rather drive a car thats easier to controll, safer, isolates me from elements, can hold cargo AND I can speed in

>>509747850
Akso, yeah, I looked at the drz-400s I just thought I'd outgrow it too quickly since I use to ride dirt bikes.

>>509748044
The problem lies with how fat and jewish most Americans are.

>>509747659
>rebel 500
>not looking gay
Anon, I...

>>509746140 (OP)
>fucked over kikes
>motorcycle
Those are just organ transplant machines, the very thing the jews want. And remember op, only jews use the word kike. The rest of us know to call em what they are

>>509746140 (OP)
I have a ktm 890 adventure it's fucking amazing

>>509746712
Just have to pay close attention to your posture when riding a scooter, it's very easy to slump down without even noticing.

>>509747488
>Big Milk doesn't want you to know this but Milk crates at the grocery store are free you can take them home, I have 458 milk crates.

>>509748043
I am kinda retarded for buying second hand stuff. I cant talk to people and most important part dont know anything about bikes. Plus I dont trust anyone in my country, its like a pajeet scam center 2.0

>>509747659
god i hate rebel so much it unreal, you are not badass, buy a proper cruisers you faggot

>>509747659
I'd be pretty surprised if that gets more than low-60s MPG.

>>509747546
yes anon, scooters are still lame and gay

>cool cus manual
even if anybody gave a fuck, this only makes auto scoots gayer

>>509746245
That's just confirmation bias. While you are more vulnerable and exposed on a bike, it's insanely easy to lower your chances of death. Like wearing a helmet and not being drunk take a massive chunk out of the odds of you dying. Another thing is not doing stupid shit like weaving in and out of traffic at 180 at 5pm on a Monday. If you ride in a very predictable manner and pay attention there really aren't issues.

Most death statistics are inflated by teens on sports bikes and drunk boomers riding without a license.

I'd say many people know someone who got rekt on a bike. People forget youre out on the road against cars. If someone is on their phone while driving or tries to run a red or whatever else, even changes lanes on top of you, its over. so the motorcycle itself isnt the problem its cars

>>509746140 (OP)
nice try bike corpo shill
i would rather have a cheap practical volkswaggen beetle than that overpriced fashion statement
bikes are pure self indulgence, very limited range, cargo capacity and no weather protection

You wanna really stick it to the kikes while traveling across the country dirt cheap while baiting pussy with your sweet ride?
GET A FUCKING HORSE INSTEAD

>>509747661
skip faggy low cc bikes

>>509748093
I can understand why you'd want an ADV if you're doing a lot of road miles, but you can't outgrow a DRZ if dual sports are you thing. It's a big boy bike with plenty of power and plenty of options for getting more. The only things that can beat it are the WR250 (which is a pure dirt DS and can't haul cargo worth shit) or a KTM or CRF450 with dogshit maintenance intervals for yuppies that spend more time beating dick in the garage and pondering gear than riding. I might trade it for an XR650 for moar cargo and air cooled sovl tho.

>>509746140 (OP)
Because where I live it's subzero five months out of the year.

What if it rains?

>>509748620
then i get wet
and my speedometer leaks and the needle spazzes between 0 and 150 mph

>>509748506
>GET A FUCKING HORSE INSTEAD
>Baiting pussy.
>Getting horse girls.
You're better off dying at 200mph in a wreck than dealing with horse girls.

>>509748620
don't worry, shit doesn't actually melt so you'll be fine

>>509748597
I do mostly road miles. Hard side bags double to pick up groceries. That pic is just on my land which I did back when I got it for shits and giggles. I haven't looked at the DRZ400 for quite literally 13 years. Has it changed much?

>>509747546
The only people I see riding scooters in my little town are literal crackheads

>>509748343
You could ask at your driving school. They usually have a ton of bikes in that range. I didn't know anything about bikes either but I'm glad I started with a beater. I dropped it a couple of times, crashed it, slowly learned how to properly maintain it (ie neglected maintaining it or did it wrong for a long time).

>>509748456
>What do other people think about me

Literal woman mentality

>>509746140 (OP)

>Mutts are finally becoming poor enough to switch to bikes

God, I'll see America become another India or Philipine in my lifetime. What timeline is this?

>>509747350
Wow, such cool people.

>>509748556
I dont want a scooter. Mt03 is what I currently like but I would love to have something like a crosser that can also go on road. Those look like very similiar to a bicycle in terms of agility and weight.

Motorcycles are just cyclists that can be annoying on the highway as well as the roads

>>509747882
Doesn't change the fact that being able to work a clutch and shift in to another gear is not some admirable feat.

>>509748888
hell yeah brothur. I'm kind of a pussy when it comes to the roads because of all the development here and all the shitty drivers it's brought, so I mostly fuck around in the woods. You gone on any cool road trips with her?
>Has it changed much?
They killed it and put out a heavier slower soi version this year :( It has fuel injection though so I'm kind of hoping it can be kitbashed into the old engine.

>>509748231
>weighs 600 gorillion pounds
It's not amazing and it's high maintenance like all big bikes, KTM reliability is also dogshit.

>>509749030
your point?

>>509746140 (OP)
Youre a faggot.

>>509746140 (OP)
>drive a bike
>get run over by a jeet in a semi
cool cool

>>509748897
>i am so poor i live in a town with crackheads

>>509749394
>hollywood jews so intimidated they have to write a whole episode making fun of them

>>509749305
You're wrong kike

A lot of my friends have rode motorcycles since we are teenagers. We’re in our thirties now and all of has have had accidents that either severely injured or almost killed us. Frankly, motorcycling in America is retarded. I might buy a new motorcycle exclusively for track use or maybe a dirt bike for the trail, but that’s it. I’m keeping it strictly to track and trail now. There’s nothing dignified about your life ending like road kill.

>>509749473
Lol nigger i see you on a bike? Youre getting smashed into the ground as I drive away laughing. I dont even have to hit your ass. Just make you fuck up enough to kill yourself. But you have fun being you.

>>509749447
Welcome to America, retard. The only "towns" without dopeheads are yuppie enclaves in pozzed cities where niggers are 5 minutes down the road regardless.

>>509749283
>development/urban sprawl
Yeah, I grew up in the country as you can see but that has slowly been going away. It's still alright for back roads riding and I do go on quite a few rides but it's not a great highway bike. Revs too high. Thought about changing sprocket but then just forgot about it. It's fine for the back roads and infrequently dirt mostly maintained roads.

>>509749531
that's the problem with dying on a bike? the dignity of it?

>>509746140 (OP)
>>looks cool and gets you laid
Yeah? At the truck stop with some leather daddy?

>>509746140 (OP)
You know why insurance is so cheap on motorcycles? Because any accident likely to result in a claim will probably kill the only person who would collect on it

>>509746140 (OP)
Motorcycles have become Indian coded.

>>509746140 (OP)
>light drizzle
>stopped beneath an overpass
>windy
>slow down to cuck speeds
>can't get more than 2 days' worth of groceries in one go, unless you drink tapwater exclusively like a Fluoride-Player Character
>1 thou of snow
>must beg cagies for a lift
>Generally behave like a roadnigger whenever you're not being nerfed by weather
Bikes are the niggers of transportation and anyone defending them is a jeet

>>509746140 (OP)
That gets 35 mpg in the city just like my cage with AC retard.

>>509747204
bro I have one since 18' and wish I had a Yamaha Tenere 700.
Its waaayyyy too heavy for like 75% of offroad riding. Great on the highway though.

>>509750165
Fit people don't really need AC considering we don't have an insulated blanket of obesity like you, especially since we already have a breeze on our bikes.

>>509746140 (OP)
Had a KZ 750 triple , no thanks

Motorcycles are jewish tools for letting them get their hands on your organs, which they then sell at high prices, and your heirs get nothing.

califag here, lane splitting/filtering is one of the few things that keeps me in this shitty state, never have to sit in traffic on a bike

I'll buy this bike next year-

>>509746140 (OP)
>bike gets 100+ MPG
lol

>>509746481
I feel like most mpg figures are like 30mph on flat ground. Lmao

>>509746140 (OP)
Nobody can afford them you stupid nigger
>inb4 the lucky few chime in to say their got theirs so fuck everyone else

>>509751951
how can you not afford a bike? they can be had for under $2k

>>509749003
>America become another India
USA a superpower by 2030

yeeah we are out and about

>>509751636
Careful with that shit anon
>be in stopped rush hour traffic
>driving service van with glass rack hanging off the side
>look in side mirror
>see motorcycle splitting lanes and coming up on me
>a little fast, but hey you do you
>BOOM!
>van shakes
>motorcycle winds up eating the car beside me
>rider is flopping around on road in front of me
I guess he didn't notice the bottom of my glass rack sticking out, and I think he caught a peg on it. He was pretty fucked up, cops came investigated. Had I been over the line I may have been hemmed up but I was well within my lane, all fault fell on the rider.
Nothing wrong with lane splitting, just saying be careful.

>>509746480
I almost bought a really nice one just to piss off my pretend-biker boomer neighbor. He puts his bike in a trailer and drives it to sturgis just to pretend he’s a badass

>>509746140 (OP)
Zero utility
Dependent on weather
Rule follower
Vs a electric scooter the motorcycle fails
No insurance
Rides on sidewalk like a badass
Leave anywhere and not give a fuck
Has women on the back more then motorcyclist
Motorcycle is a steam engine competing with a Ferrari basically

sport bikes are very fun but very dangerous.

the principal problems are the following:
1. bikes are slower to stop (very limited decceleration due to low weight)
2. bikes cannot manouvre independently of their position on the road

the second one gets a lot of people. in order to turn left, you must first drive over a section of road to your right. this is required in order to put your centre of mass in the correct place to compensate for the turning moment induced by centripetal forces of the turn.

ofcourse, what happens if theres something there already? well, youre a bit screwed. You can shift your mass to the left with your bum, and it will induce a turn from a straight line, but because your mass is small relative to the bike, the radius of the turn will not be great, and you will probably not turn quickly enough.

a car is objectively *more* maneouverable and agile than a motorbike. this is very unintuitive, but is true, and i believe this discrepancy exists because people confuse the relatively small footprint occupied by the bike (thus making the road feel "big") versus that of a car.

riding a bike requires significantly more concentration, and risk taking. it is impossible to ride a bike with the same risk level as a car because again, you are less maneouvrable than the cars around you

(except in one dimension: acceleration. infact, that should be your principal "get out of emergency" tool: open the throttle. for this reason I believe low-hp bikes to be legitimately dangerous, because they lose out on the one hail-mary that bikes can allow themselves.)

>>509747262
>150cc motorcycle
>incapable of speeding

you mean Mario Kart was lying to me all these years?

>>509752637
>for this reason I believe low-hp bikes to be legitimately dangerous
too bad riding a slow bike fast is a lot more enjoyable that riding a fast bike slow.

>>509752637
>You can shift your mass to the left with your bum, and it will induce a turn from a straight line
Go watch A Twist of the Wrist.

>>509752931
He's got a point though, but so do you, when I was a teenager I bombed around on a 250, which was an absolute blast from stoplight to stoplight. I got older and moved up to a gsxr. Riding at night on highway in noticed something in the road, and was on top of it before I had time to react. It was a fucking 2x4, and luckily I burped the throttle and that was just enough to take weight off the front and I bumped right over it.
>ngl, scared the fuck out of me

>>509752931
>too bad riding a slow bike fast is a lot more enjoyable that riding a fast bike slow.
i often hear this remark, and it is actually objectively false.

unfortunately i fell for this meme, and was forced to logically explain to myself why riding a 250cc was so fucking boring. so allow me to elaborate:

when you ride a bike, the primary enjoyment is 'solving' the road as quickly as possible in one piece. the reason its enjoyable, is because you are proving to yourself your own competency: Your ability to judge your own speed, your own tyre grip, your own brake strength.

the closer to the 'wire' you get, the more enjoyable it is, because again - you are proving to yourself, that you have very fine judgement, very fine throttle control, etc.

a slow bike cannot possibly be fun to ride, because there is no 'line' to cross: you are simply holding the throttle open the entire time, at the maximum position. you are not 'judging' anything. you are not walking any fine thresholds. you might aswell tie it down with ductape and watch tiktok on your phone.

Therefore, for enjoyment purposes, it is **imperative** to purchase a high horsepower bike, where opening the throttle all the way will guarantee an accident. when you ride such a bike, you must be constantly alert: every control input can and will kill you if you provide the wrong value. A 150hp bike *cannot* have its throttle wide-opened in a corner, or at low gears - it will throw you off.

this is what makes it so much fun: you must be in full control, all of the time.

note to any newbies: anything under 80hp will be a purchase you will regret.

>>509746140 (OP)
This work great in Wisconsin. Too cold from late Oct until April. Rains every 3rd day. Hot as fuck June-Sept (and humid). I've actuall;y seen Harley fags out driving around with snow still on the ground.

>>509746140 (OP)
I like motorcycle drivers, if anybody ever needs an organ for a critical transplant they just need to wait for a rainy day or some construction and a nice motorcyle driver will provide

>>509753556
dumb redditspacer

I did have one. Well, still do I guess.
Got in a wreck last year. Just started walking again last month.

Be careful out there, bros.

>>509753556

Lmao this is how you end up in a liveleaks video

>>509746140 (OP)
I just got a pretty cheap ebike, but now I understand why people like motorcycles.

>>509752272
noted, yeah I’m not keen on speeding through stopped traffic, always keep it low gear and loud to let others know I’m around and will hop back in front of cars until next easy filter if it looks sketch (two big trucks or vans side by side, stuff like that), but that’s all just part of making good decisions in the heat of the moment, I blame me being white

>>509752637
you’re forgetting another key element of motorcycle survivability, which is frame size. Because you are smaller than everything else, you can make evasive maneuvers on paths that cars cannot physically take, part of being a good rider is knowing where your escape paths are at all times

The problem with bikes is that you share the road with geriatric women on shitboxes.
You can be the best rider in the world, but they will make sure you will have to prove it every day.
Slip once = hospital.

>go to grocery store
>can't fit any groceries in back
>get run over by merging truck
>explode
>die

>>509753707
i am aware that some people ride bikes for different reasons. theres nothing wrong with riding a bike for fresh air. or for aesthetics, to see the chrome glinting in the sunlight. to hang out with friends.

but the oft-repeated statement of "riding a slow bike fast ..." - its nonsense. you cannot ride a slow bike fast. you can only ride a slow bike slow.

only a fast bike can be ridden "fast" - where the bike has more power than you can put down, more power than you should actually use. thats what makes it so exciting. you have to make a concious decision, how much throttle you want at any given time - and the more power you have, the tighter the threshold is for what constitutes "too much".

this is what allows you to ride the bike "as fast as possible" - "...without crashing it" (the last bit is implicit but so important.)

no risk = no reward.

>>509753794
very true and very sad. it is very dangerous. i will never encourage someone to ride sport bikes, because i dont want to be morally responsible for their death lol.

each person must honestly consider their own risk tolerance and independently decide for themselves.

Im pretty rich so I live somewhere nice close to work. I don't need a motorbike to avoid traffic.

>>509753556
>note to any newbies: anything under 80hp will be a purchase you will regret.
Got to start somewhere anon. But yeah, not long after you're going to want something bigger. I had to work my way up to a CR500, there's no way I could consider that a starter bike, it was fucking terrifying to anybody who threw a leg over it.

Have a Chinese Enduro that I bought for $1500. It's a great bike and a lot of fun within its limitations.
My main concern isn't me, it's all the other retards, plus those variables that only affect motorcycles. Like hitting a patch of algae at a creek crossing, or unexpected gravel in a turn. With 50% less points of contact, less mass and protection, and a control system that relies on gyroscopic behavior vs locked to a plane, you inherently have a higher risk of getting fucked up.
Not a primary thing for me, but a lot of fun in the right environment where other risks can be minimized.

>>509754151
youre absolutely right i got carried away. i myself started on a 125 and the first time i was on it i could have swore i was doing 70mph (it was 30). but for sure i cannot do anything under 80hp now, it bores me to death.

you know, the point at which i get bored of bikes is always the same: when im regularly pinning the throttle. as soon as that starts to happen, im bored and want to move on.

>>509753945
yes youre right i didn't put that one in but very true

>>509746140 (OP)
I've watched American Chopper and Sons of Anarchy, it's not the lifestyle for me.

>>509754319
>a lot of fun in the right environment where other risks can be minimized
this is really key. i am a total diva and will straight up wait until the conditions are perfect.

no cars: dusk on a weekend is good, even better is very early morning sunday.
totally dry.
sun either above 40 degree inclination, or below the horizon.
not humid.
very important: a route, or circuit, i know like the back of my hand.

this is where you can open up and hit the limit.

even with all these variables you still get mishaps. shit on the road that wasn't there before, cyclists around a bend, gravel from recent construction work, or last but not least your own mis-judgement - too fast into a corner, brake too late, or even mechanical fault (false neutral when engine breaking). tyres can slip even in the best of conditions.

>>509746140 (OP)
I don't live in a homogenous community / state / nation where the risk of some retard foreigner running me down is lessened.
You want to know what happens every single fucking first snow in MI? An absolute mountain of retards who don't know what snow even is wreck and there's even a decent chunk of "natives" that do it too.

The problem with motorcycles isn't the rider, it's the stupid fuckers around them.

>>509746140 (OP)
because bitch
F=M*A

>>509746140 (OP)
okay, Harley Davidson marketing exec
Nobody is buying bikes now, it’s ogre

>>509746140 (OP)
Too many illiterate spics and retarded niggers and jeets on the road these days. Gotta at least be in a sedan, sorry.
Jews won again it seems.

>>509746140 (OP)
>zero utility outside of cheap gas, never be able to move or haul anything
>never able to ride in any level of inclement weather and fucking forget half the year if you live anywhere with snow and ice
>culture of literal subhuman gangster trash, street racer trash, or boomer biker Sturgis trash
>insanely higher chance of getting into an accident because retard drivers won't see you
>insanely higher chance of dying in any accident as your only protection is a helmet and leather jacket
you're fucking retarded if you get a motorcycle for anything more than an occasional hobby ride