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Anonymous (ID: Zw9JiEX7) Canada No.509748561 >>509748842 >>509749291 >>509750227 >>509750612 >>509751205 >>509751428 >>509751532
What god cares about?
What god cares about:

>God cares about his adherents calling everyone that doesn't care about his religion a "jew".

>God thinks it's cool when you call people who logically deconstruct your religion a "shitskin". Very cool! You sure showed them!!

>God likes it when you call any attempt to construct another spiritual narrative as a "LARP". God hates LARPs. There's nothing worse than some non-believer thinking that they have any right to engage in any sort of imaginary fictional way of living. Only GOD is allowed to publish fiction.

What god does NOT care about:

>Children in bible camp sleeping in a flood zone and waking up underwater.

He's too busy watching his adherents call other people jews online to postpone the weather to a time when people aren't asleep and can react to it.

>Race, nationality.

You are all one under him, after all.

>Reasoning.

Why the fuck would you trust your senses, you stupid idiot? Just because this place is prone to floods, doesn't mean god will allow it to happen.

>Being merciful.

To be honest, those little shits probably deserved to drown.
Anonymous (ID: or3NNp0X) United States No.509748842 >>509749016 >>509751413
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Anonymous (ID: Zw9JiEX7) Canada No.509749016
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Anonymous (ID: dZH09I5g) Germany No.509749291 >>509749406
>>509748561 (OP)
are u still crying? poor leaf
Anonymous (ID: Zw9JiEX7) Canada No.509749406
>>509749291
Cry me a river.
Anonymous (ID: wdIbPV4e) United States No.509750227 >>509750484
>>509748561 (OP)
God is a mushroom. All regions are encrypted, the key is the shroom. Buddha jesus, ram all damn mushrooms
Anonymous (ID: Zw9JiEX7) Canada No.509750484
>>509750227
Cool. Makes sense because mushrooms like water.
Anonymous (ID: zvc9e04w) United States No.509750612 >>509750761
>>509748561 (OP)
>calling everyone that doesn't care about his religion a "jew".
It's nothing to do with your rejection of Christ that we call you faggots and kikes, it's your behavior on this board

Anyone can check catalog and archives of threads about the dead children in Texas and the most jewish, handrubbing gleeful posts in those threads come from, you guessed it, fedora tippers

Anti Christians are more brown coded than jeets themselves and you know who else likes to make cringelord comments about dead white children who happen to be Christian? The ADL
Anonymous (ID: Zw9JiEX7) Canada No.509750761
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>ticks off two out of three criteria I set for him.
Very cool! Thanks for playing.
Anonymous (ID: F8ienuK2) Canada No.509751205
>>509748561 (OP)
Christ cucks hate this one simple trick.
Anonymous (ID: paYP0tm5) Pakistan No.509751413
>>509748842
So if a judge kills his own child that's justice and mercy? What kind of retarded rule is that?
Anonymous (ID: dWKLqi6a) United States No.509751428
>>509748561 (OP)
Does /pol/ care what God thinks?
Anonymous (ID: fTfFRQyj) United Kingdom No.509751532
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Anonymous (ID: Zw9JiEX7) Canada No.509751895
Jesus saves!!!
>Drowns..
Nnnoooooo!!! Not like that!! not fair.
>Should have worshipped a floatation device instead
Jesus walks on water.
>Where can I learn this useful skill?
*drowns*
Anonymous (ID: Zw9JiEX7) Canada No.509752153
Ironically, worshipping a tree might have worked out better, because for one, it exists, and second, it could have saved you from that flood.