Thread 509749809

It is humanity's greatest achievement.

Who will be the first to walk on Mars?

>>509749809 (OP)
Sure you did, sweaty.

>>509749809 (OP)
no one with a functioning brain believes that

>>509749809 (OP)
12 masons walked into a studio

>>509749809 (OP)
Pure fiction like the holocaust

>>509749809 (OP)
If my ID says something funny, I will

>first to walk on mars
judeoamericanopajeets will send Jizz-lane maxxwell to protect her from the goyim

>>509749809 (OP)
A woman of color

>>509749809 (OP)
You see we just lost the technology to do that again. Official NASA response. We have to start from scratch.

>>509749889
>>509749925
Except it's verified. Even Russia admitted it was all real.

>>509750062
>defaults to posting gore
seek help

>>509749809 (OP)
In the first try, 6/6, with the computing power of a raspberry pi, with a tech that's been lost and can't be emulated with modern tech

>>509749809 (OP)
The other day I heard congress came retardedly close to canceling NASA before the manned missions because they only wanted the space program to test the feasibility of ballistic missiles so they could phase out the expensive stratofortress 24/7 bomber fleet

>>509749889
You insult the soviet patriots who clapped in respect when they saw the Apollo leave the earth atmosphere

>>509749809 (OP)
>Who will be the first to walk on Mars?
Everyone know it will be China.

>>509750197
the kacap is asshurt (literally) lol
bleeding out of his anal cavity

>>509749809 (OP)
>who will be the first to walk on Mars

Men with advanced stage cancer who will also be the first to die on mars.

>>509750282
>6/6
Are you retarded?

>>509749889
prebunked

>>509749809 (OP)
>12 men walked on the Moon across 6 successful missions from 1969 to 1972

>>509749809 (OP)
wouldn't it be easier to launch to Mars from the moon? Why aren't they building a base on the moon? Way easier to lift off from the moon.

>>509749809 (OP)
Sharkesha will be first one to step on Mars, is part of your culture. And she will pilot a ship made with nigger dick units, and so will her instrument be made with nigger dicks for units in mind.

>>509749925
They played heckin golf on the moon Chud.
I saw it on TV
I asked my dad, "Is this real" and he replied yes

>>509749809 (OP)
>Who will be the first to walk on Mars?

Long Dong Zhang

(Sadly his cousin Lil Dong Chang won't qualify)

Long Dong Zhang will take Mars-chan virginity


>>509750355
>Everyone know it will be China.

>>509749809 (OP)

>>509750051
>A woman of color

TRANS-woman of color if Globohomo wins WW3

>>509750282
I once tried to use my smart phone a vehicle, with so much power it should easily be able to fly. But when I sat on it it just broke. Turns out computers are not rockets, they are completely unrelated technologies.

The Moon landings were literally the pinnacle of human achievement.

Anyone spreading conspiracy theories about them is an anti-white Jewish pedophile.

>>509751237 >>509750936 >>509750893

>>509749809 (OP)

>>509750051
>A woman of color

TRANS-woman of color if Globohomo wins WW3 instead of China

pic related :3

>>509749925
Why do you doubt white engineering, Jew?

>>509751346
> the Moon landing is literally the only thing USA managed to do faster than USSR (it's not staged, honest!)
fixed that for you

>>509749809 (OP)
It's not happening in our lifetimes. Elon Musk set space travel back by diverting resources away from promising technologies and into his pet projects.

You obviously forgot the direct telephone conversation between the ex PotUS Nixon and the astronauts on the moon.

>>509749809 (OP)
>implying they ever made it there in the first place

How about we do it again? Oh, we can't? Sounds like we were never there to begin with, then...

Now look here son, the moon landing was America's greatest achievement and it ensured a man walked on another planet before the Russians could do it. Anyone who says otherwise is spreading communist propaganda and is attempting to discredit the great country of the United States.

>>509751763
>barely orbital satellite
>sub-orbital flight
>one way probe
>sub-orbital flight
>sub-orbital flight
>orbital flight
>one way probe with extra burn at the end
>an actual behemoth of an undertaking with a mission architecture that the average normie could never even comprehend, achieving a task that is so unbelievably significant even still today, sending men to walk on the surface of the celestial body that hominids have been worshipping for hundreds of thousands of years, and returning them safely back home, a task that people 100 years prior couldn't even imagine in their wildest dreams
>orbital flight except with docking
>one way probe with longer burn
Yep, I'm thinking America won the Space Race.

>>509750120
Russia just told you it was fake, and he is right. It was fake, but Americans believe everything on a screen is reality. It's difficult to reach through your thick head.

>>509749809 (OP)
only space fetishists i.e. people who want it to be true believe that (((they))) actually landed on the moon
you guys are a joke

>>509752605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VglZ9a6CEcE

>>509749809 (OP)
>Who will be the first to walk on Mars?
Probably some negress who's first words on Mars will be something brave and stunning like
>one giant leap for black lives

>>509751763
You should add "first artificial object in space" first, which belongs to the third reich. The first animal in space were fruit flies, sent by the US in a V2. Just looking at your picture two seconds shows it contains bullshit.

how tf were we able to land on the moon in the 60's-70's but not today?
idk how niggers still buy into this space shit

>>509749809 (OP)
And yet no human has ever gone beyond 1000 km since 1972. Fun fact: Moon is 380 000 km away from us.

>>509750120
No, it was soviet union, not russia. Run by zionists.

>>509751763
>muh first vaginigger in space
literally who asked for that lol?

>>509755778
What makes you think we're not able to? Because someone said so on twitter and you believe everything there?