Thread 509750147

How did you OWN your parents politically?
I just did this today too.

>>509750147 (OP)
I did the same thing!

>>509750423
kek

>>509750147 (OP)
My Dad is a Communist and was always slagging off The Nazis. I once crept up behind him and pushed him down the stairs and when he was laying at the bottom injured looking back up at me in disbelief and confusion I did a Hitler salute and shouted "HEIL HITLER!".

>>509750147 (OP)
My parents are big time MAGA retards, so a month after the election I chopped off my dick and came to Christmas dinner in a dress
While dad consoled mom as she was in tears, I channel blocked all the TVs in their house so they can't watch Fox News
Now I've blocked them on my phone and social media. I can only imagine how hard they're seething

>>509750147 (OP)
I noticed after the firefighters were shot in Idaho and lot of people online were trying to say he's right-wing because he parents are.
Then they revel in this shit.

>>509751843
I've gotta' give it to you, champ, it takes a lot of balls to chop off your dick.

>>509752056
Thanks, but I kinda miss it now

>>509751961
The dude was living out of his truck, not sure that screams MAGA. It’s funny he was living in Idaho, he could have gotten everything for free just across the border in Spokane.

>>509750147 (OP)
Do you cum when your dad fists you?

>>509752136
You can have mine, I've never used it anyway

>>509752221
Weird question bro
Sometimes

>>509751843
Fucking based!!!