Thread 509777557

Diet coke is fucking disgusting.

>>509777557 (OP)
diet coke is the best.
I add aspartame to mine to make it sweeter.

>Clickbait article
Shit thread

>>509777721
I unironically do this with Zevia, got some cola flavored stevia tincture that I add to enhance it.

>>509777557 (OP)
Shig. Ngmi.

GenZers can't wipe their ass without old people getting pissed off of calling it a trend.

>>509777557 (OP)
Have fun with the phosphoric acid eating away your bones.

>>509777645
Gen z isnt thin

>>509777557 (OP)
>president of america has button for a diet coke butler
>gen z takes a single siiip
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN DO THAT THATS A FRIDGE CIGARETTE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck off and unironically let people have things.

>>509778145
People give Trump shit for his goyslop addiction all the time, guy can't even enjoy a steak without ketchup and a diet coke

>>509777557 (OP)
Monk fruit sweetener. Non synthetic. Expensive though.

Basically perfect non sugar sweetener.

>>509778338
diet coke is not goyslop. There is no proof its harmful for anything other than teeth. Zero fuckin calories its not even the "slop".

These fear monger campaigns about something as simple as flavored water are retarded.

>>509777557 (OP)
>Gen Z reinvents having a cold soda after work and pretends it's their own discovery complete with an "edgy" name for this thing none of the 3 generations that did the same thing almost daily before them without tying some label to it

What's next, radial dial telephones?

>>509777557 (OP)
Why do diet when there is 0 calorie soda?

I drink Diet Pepsi not coke but also zero sugar ice tea I pretty much never drink water anymore

>>509777557 (OP)
>health experts

>>509778645
0 calorie soda never got an endorsement from Batman
And this is about taking something previous generations created and telling themselves "I made this"

>>509777721
>>509777876
You're insane. Sucralose is far better tasting with no aftertaste.

>>509777557 (OP)
Coke Zero tastes practically exactly like the real thing and it also has no sugar or calories. Diet is garbage by comparison

>>509777557 (OP)
Why can’t people just leave zoomers alone?

>>509777557 (OP)
You're always bitching about something.
If they have sugary frappes. Outrage.
If they drink Diet Coke. Outrage.

>>509777557 (OP)
They're abusing diet coke because that's what daddy government allows them to.
They are too inhibited and socially retarded to buy real drugs so they get by however they can

>>509777557 (OP)
What's wrong with drinking water and smoking real cigs like a real person?

>>509778145
>let people have things
Says the Republican sympathizing subhuman who wants a big government so big daddy can dictate his entire life.

drink with a straw to protect tooth enamel.

>>509779881
Or just drink alcohol like a normal human being. Or better smoke opium like medieval peasants used to do.
Oh wait you can't do that without risking ass rape.

>>509779414
Subhuman gypsys such as yourself simply steal drugs

diet coke is just new coke with fake sugar in it.

>>509779146
Because they are fags. They talk shit then whip out their cellphones for a gotcha so they don't have to actually back it up. They're literal retarded golems. River zoomer gutter did nothing wrong.

>>509777557 (OP)
As a health expert, my product is the one all the Zoomers can't get enough of, and that's concerning to me

>>509777557 (OP)
>fridge cigarette

what the fuck does this even mean

>>509777557 (OP)
I swear whatever shit this is killed my friend's mom with a brain tumor in the early 00s. All of the moms were chugging that shit, mainlining it, in the mid-to-late-90s.

>>509780876
*is in this, I'm a retarded nigger excuse me

>>509780876
You're a fucking idiot kek

>>509780864
its just a stupid new way to say diet coke.

>>509778917

Kills your gut microbiome.

>>509780864
it means they're taking a short break to slowly kill themself with a coping tool, but this time at a fridge.

>>509777557 (OP)
Women will try to ruin anything good. They have been trying to kill coffee for a century.

Coke in general is absolutely disgusting. During covid I started drinking a couple cans a day and got it from mcdonalds constantly. Then one day like 2 years ago I just quit fast food and processed sugar cold turkey and I've felt great ever since.

Coke will rot you from the inside. It made my teeth disgusting. I was low energy and exhausted constantly. Coke has so much sugar in it but I think there's even worse stuff in it too. It's addictive.

And frankly, diet coke is even worse. It's some sort of a weird chemical cocktail when regular coke is bad enough.

>>509777557 (OP)


OH YEAH..THEY DRINK IT AT WORK LIKE MOTHER FUICKERS...ALSO I SUSPECT IT'S BALDING THEM...EVERYONE WHO DRINKS THIS DIET SHIT IS THINNING..WOMEN INCLUDED..

>>509780942
Bro I swear, it was the aspartame or whatever the fuck it was. But yes, I am an idiot, I concede that.

>>509781048
Diet coke is definitely not worse than regular coke. What kind of fat cope is that

>>509781048
i hadnt eaten fast food in maybe a year. i had a craving for taco bell last night and holy fuck did it taste awful. nothing like i remember it

>>509781048
regular coke = sugar/hfcs which yes will destroy your teeth and body.
diet coke = aspartame, which is not the same as normal sugar/hfcs. it's "healthier" because there is much less in it than in normal coke but it's still a sweetener.

sugar free soda is basically flavored water and isn't terrible for you. the sugar is the bad shit, not soda itself.

>>509777557 (OP)
These TikTok fads are pretty powerful. Any hope for a mass suicide a la Jonestown?

>>509777949
That used to be millennials and then zoomers piled on us along with boomers so I don’t feel shit for them.

>>509781055
Who the fuck doesn't drink water when they need a drink? For me? It's either water or beer. I'm not drinking metal strippers when I'm thristy. Leave diet coke on a painted steel surface for a day.

>>509781201
it obviously is much worse

>>509781427


WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THIS SHIT? FUCK OFF AND DIE.

>>509778465
People associate it with goyslop because jews kept telling people that diet drinks were going to make them senile once they get old.

>>509781500
damn nigga calm down

>>509781315
Aspartame causes mental illness as well as tricking the endocrine system into pumping insulin when it doesn't need it causing a retard reaction in the brain thinking it's getting calories when it's not. It's literally fucking worse than actual surgar because it fucks with your brain and body.

>zoomers drink a lot of diet coke
Is that true? I have never seem a skinny person drink diet coke.

>>509781042
idea raping the idea of a cigarette, but the idea of a cigarette doesnt correlate with reality.

trully the most blessed time to be alive

>>509778629
They also wanted to bring flip phones back but Idk if it took off as trend.

>>509777557 (OP)
Damn Gen Z is giga based.

>>509777557 (OP)
There is literally no difference between diet coke and water from a health perspective.

>>509777876
>>509777721
Disgusting fat sacks of shit

>>509777557 (OP)
i drink 6L of normal coke a day

>>509781336
30 year old boomer take

>>509781486
Keep telling yourself that, fatty

So is this an actual thing that is happening or another tide ball exaggeration by the legacy media? I can't tell anymore when they whine about zoomers and millennials

>>509780864
>>509781042
it sounds like something my friends would say when we were like 8, maybe Zoomers really are severely stunted

anyways, fridge cigarette actually sounds weirdly appealing
like an actually cold cigarette

>>509781829
enjoy your aspartame lmao

>>509779996
>smoke opium like medieval peasants
RETVRN TO
TR/\DITION

I hear Gen Alpha likes to eat chunks of wood

>>509781829
>implying you have to drink either to know that one is better than the other

leaf logic

>>509777721
why are they always trying so hard to prove aspartame gives you cancer or whatever? They've been trying for 60 years and haven't been able to. If anything that makes it seem like the safest one

>>509782288
idk but it gives me headaches personally

Diet Soda is Faustian, if you don't like it you're objectively not White.

>>509779146
They don't know.

>>509782288
It 100% causes your idiot ass body to start insulin production and tells your brain to start storing fat that isn't there. Enjoy that chemical fuckery dislodging a million years of genetic coding for a hit of calorie free gross ass drank, nigger.

>>509782288
I put aspartame on everything.

>>509778465
yes it is. Most sodas, cola certainly among them, absolutely ruin your stomach via acidity.
Sweeteners are shit chemicals and useless at best. Fueling bad cravings is just idiotic as the body will crave sweeter and sweeter things and having unlearnt discipline the cola sipping Untermensch will comply.

Everything we eat in nature carries useful cofactors by default. Cola, being goyslop, does not. Instead, apart from acidic phosphorus and sweeteners, a chemical cascade of mystery compounds has been tweaked for generations to keep you addicted.

The official Aryan list of beverages (Hitler approved)
>water
>tea
>coffee
>cocoa
>kombucha/kvas
>alcohol for festivities

protein shakes are okay when weightlifting.
Juices are shit and only qualify for jew puns

>>509782586
This is true but it's actually gen z yelling at boomers and millenials giving weed to gen x.

>>509777557 (OP)
They learned it from watching Trump

>>509777557 (OP)
Coke zero > pepsi zero >>> diet pepsi > diet coke > diet rite

>>509782938
2 more weeks until it kills me

>>509777557 (OP)
why not just drink water

>>509782473
Especially Cherry Coke Zero, which my Latin teacher called "the sweet elixir"

>>509781855
>anyways, fridge cigarette actually sounds weirdly appealing
>like an actually cold cigarette
I used to smoke weed with a soapstone pipe right after high school and usually threw it in the fridge before I would use it. It was pretty satisfying.

>>509783267
I drink plenty of water and tea. But sometimes I want a tasty beverage with some caffeine.

>>509782938
Keto heads disagree, no bumps in insulin detected

>>509777557 (OP)
I'm grabbing real coca cola with sugar or HFCS

>>509783037
that image was made when gen z were children and millenials were the punching bags, thats changed now of course

>>509783365
It's like having ice in your bong.

>>509777557 (OP)
Why are they acting like coke is a new thing?

>>509777721
Alright enjoy your fucking death anon! You will not be missed!

>>509783399
aspartame gives you cancer and coke is a faggot company who uses your money to fuck the west over so on behalf of all the people who had to look at anything gay funded by coke I'd like to sincerely tell you to go fuck yourself

>>509784351
Oh yeah, how could I forget?

>>509777557 (OP)
I have abused for years. It fucking destroyed my teeth. Now I rarely drink this shit. And I only drink it with a straw to try to avoid it touching my teeth as much as possible.

>>509783194
Why are zoomers so completely faggot brained when it comes to nuance? I didn't say aspertame was going to kill you. I said it fucks with your endocrine system and your brain tries to store energy thinking it's getting sugar when it isn't. It's like drinking a coffee except you don't get the buzz and just get taxed. It also tastes like shit and is an "aquired" taste only retards aquire. It offers nothing and instead the things it should offer it doesn't only confusing your body.
Diet coke tastes nasty. You tried it for the first time and barely got it down but some other fag told you that you should like so you said "based i do like it even though it's gross". Retard.

>>509781585
If your body secreted insulin every time you ingested an artificial sweetener you would get hypoglycemia every time you drank it. People that drank too many diet cokes would literally go into comas and die

>>509777557 (OP)
Thank you for sharing this retarded nonsense with us OP

>>509783445
Ketotards aren't reliable sources of information and aspertame definitely causes the hormone responses for your brain to produce insulin and store energy when there isnt anything for the insulin to do or energy to store.

>>509777557 (OP)
Gen Z are lil faggots.

>>509784978
>it's all or nothing
This is why you're a fucking retard that can't learn. You dont ALWAYS GO INTO HYPOGLYCEMIA WHEN YOU PRIDUCE INSULIN you stupid piece of shit. Tell me about your fucking medical degree, anon? Tell me about your fucking education that is so much better than mine and conveniently rejects modern observations of what aspertame does to the endocrine system. Please educate us.

If you can stand the disgusting aftertaste of the artificial sweeteners on your back of the tongue, more power to you.
I'll touch that when I am about to die of thirst in a desert, not before.

>>509784457
I put aspartame on everything and have for years. I use it as a diet tool to make my food taste better so I don't eat trash food.
So far I have experienced no ill effects.

>>509785441
>aspertame magically changes the food I eat
I'm sure you sprinkle some on nigger dicks right before you clock in and it magically turns into cleopatras ripe pussy and you're magically not a huge nigger dick sucking faggot.

>>509785317
Insulins job is to take sugar out of the blood. It doesnt stop doing that just because you didn't really eat sugar. It will keep removing sugar until it is gone, insulin doesnt care if it kills you.
Your blood sugar levels are very carefully managed by your body. If it thinks you ingested 39 grams of sugar it will release a large amount of insulin, enough to make you sick if you didn't really eat that sugar.
People like Donald Trump that drink a dozen diet cokes a day would simply pass away

>>509785687
Why don't you try to doing 2 fucking seconds of research before you assume your dogshit idea about how insulin works has anything to do with I have been posting.

>>509785945
sure let me use 2 seconds to search for that

>>509785687
I use a LOT of aspartame and this does not happen. I'm perfectly fine. Aspartame is a better seasoning than adding salt and sugar to food.

>>509777557 (OP)
>Reject drugs and drink diet soda
>WACKY NEW TREND FROM THOSE RETARDED BROCCOLI HEADS

Boomers need to die out

I have gotten so used to the aspartame taste that whenever I drink regular coke it tastes disgusting to me and goopy.

>>509786136
Did I say it caused insulin levels to spike, strawman-kun? You fucking retard. I said aspertame sends the hormone responses to produce insulin because the brain thinks that sugar taste is calories when it's not. Then it goes into energy storage mode. Hurt derp. Enjoy your stupid pancreatic problems, diarrhea, and unusual fat placement, bitch-tits.

>>509786412
Same! My asthma probably doesn’t help matters much either.

>>509786412
Also Fanta zero is delicious. Might be my new favorite soft drink. I know you burgers have some weird radioactive orange liquid for Fanta but the European one tastes way better

>>509786479
No offense, but you can't even spell aspartame, I think it would be a bad idea to take your assertion as gospel truth

>>509786593
The natural state of white men with an i.q above 110 in the u.s is to reject all processed foods and beverages while observing the cattle becoming dumber and fatter. This is observed over decades, not weeks, like zoomfags seem to not understand
T. 35 year old boomer.

>>509782136
Gen alpha are literal alphas. Every one of those little bastards up to the age of five I've met is either hyper intelligent or hyper strong or both. Super tall too for some reason. Everything Gen z is not. I look forward to their ascension.

>>509781855
Cartons go in the freezer to extend life. They smoke like shit cold. They are sheltered as fuck bro. Social media is their socialization. They are fucking retarded and can't separate reality from ego.

>>509777557 (OP)
>paid for by diet pepsi

>>509786747
>muh spelling
I don't care. Youre the retarded one that drinks steel abrasive with fake sugar because water gives you the ick, you stupid niggerfaggot.

>>509777557 (OP)
I drink diet a&w root beer by the case

Pepsi is a superior beverage. Pepsi Max is superior to Diet Coke. Eat my tight little twat.

>>509777557 (OP)
it's not possible to be dumber than boomers were about sodas and diet sodas but good luck trying zoomers.

>>509786854
you seem mad. maybe you should have a diet coke and chill out

Trump drinks it likes its water.

>>509782288
It doesn't. Only bad thing about aspartame is that it erodes your teeth. But then sugar causes cavities on your teeth which is worse.

>>509786973
>reportedly
what's the point of reporting if you say reportedly? literal gossip

Any diet dr pepper gigachads here?

>>509777949
as the world turns

>>509786940
>omg youre mad....gotcha
You are hopelessly brainwashed in the first age where noticing brainwashing has become the norm. How can you be this stupid?
Aspertame causes your stupid feminine body to produce the hormones associated with satiation AND the responses to the pancreas to produce insulin. This is a fucking fact and here you are balding and still a virgin telling me I'm mad because I'm drawing attention to this fact.

>>509777876
EW!! Fuck that shit. Zevia is fucking diarrhea sweetener. Stevia is for faggots.

>>509777557 (OP)
Disgusting. Just drink non-sweet beverages.
>>509777645
Ozempic and other GLP-1 drugs mean this may no longer be the case.

Mexican Coke is for Chads

>>509782288
it's a conspiracy by members of the public against a huge pharmaceutical company. that the head of that company was also the head of the fda that approved the use of it is just proof of how safe and effective it is.
any rumours that it is a neurotoxin are utter nonsense.

>>509777557 (OP)
it's coke zero or bottled piss you faggots.

>>509787142
>"promiscous" Millenials Are Killing McDonald's
Is it bad that I really want to read that one?
"Stop fucking your painslut over the deep fryer" or what?

>>509780864
It's similar to how women in the 80s and 90s would smoke cigarettes in the place of meals to stay slim( quitting smoking is why everyone got fat btw), using the nicotine as an appetite suppressant. Similarly, Zoomers will replace a meal with a diet coke. Having liquid in your stomach suppresses the appetite, but the joke is that you're using as equally an unhealthy of a product to cut calorie consumption.

>>509777557 (OP)
nothing quite like grabbing a cold can of diet coke out of the fridge on a summer's night whilst browsing /pol/

>>509787296
Based inventive Jew obeying the letter of the law.

>>509782288
Basically the HFCS merchants get SUPER butthurt at anything that threatens their business and they're quite wealthy and can pay to have aspartame get smeared.

>>509778999
>Coke Zero
Patrician's choice, and witnessed. Trips of truth

>>509787142
>>509787573
what ya know, the internet doesn't forget.. unless mighty people want it to.
gothamist.com/food/promiscuous-millennials-are-killing-mcdonalds

>>509787574
Artificial sweeteners aren't appetite suppressants or the people that make their living on selling people ivwr peiced shitty food WOULDNT SELL IT.
All these beverage companies also own all the fast food restaurants. Imagine being a blow dealer and selling a product, that is cheaper than blow that makes you not want to consume blow.

>>509781055
Soft drinks have been linked to balding a few years back. There was a study on it.
>>509781427
>Who the fuck doesn't drink water when they need a drink?
I can answer that. Chain smokers and weedfags, the latter is most zoomers. Everyone thinks it's muh munchies. It isn't. It's that this shit leaves your mouth with a nasty taste of it's own. Normally you don't really notice, but water absorbs it. It's like drinking bong water diluted to 10% strength. Naturally they don't like brushing their teeth 5 times a day because even a normal person wouldn't, goes double for weedfags as that shit makes you lethargic. They thus prefer drinks with a strong taste of their own to overpower the weed mouth taste. So they guzzle coke, dew, pepper, etc. Source: i am an expert in underclass habits due to conducting a decades long close observation study. Meaning i was born in a shitty commieblock and lived there until 27. You're welcome.

>>509783267
what, like comes out of the toilet?

Cherry coke zero my beloved

>>509784898
90% bots in this thread, your info is solid but no one will read it

>>509780695
You sound like a nice person

>>509786762
correct.
anyone with half a brain will avoid that poison like the plague. 10+ years ago on here would have been a different story, just goes to show most here now are third worlders and bots

>>509781017
I don't think so. I was eating loads of sucralose (cheap store brand knockoff) for years and had no gut issues.
Only issue with it is that it doesn't have the right texture for some baked goods because it doesn't carmelize like sugar does.

>>509788258
You're alright, bong.
>diet coke isn't goyslop but the company that makes it also owns all the goyslop fast food companies
>artifical sweetners totally rock and don't make me want goyslop
What a nightmare these fat retards live in. Pepsi wouldn't sell diet Pepsi if it made people not want to eat taco bell.

>>509777557 (OP)
diet soda is fucking gross, tastes like carbonated slop water and the only people I've ever seen with a diet soda obsession are fat, trailer trash chain smoking retards who think the lack of sugar means its healthy.

So uh what's wrong with Diet Coke/Coke Zero?

>>509783005
Bruh
Your stomach is nothing but acid.

>>509787296
holy kek

>>509788597
I stopped drinking that stuff a quarter of a century ago, also stopped fast food, and I didn't even go often, was never overweight - I just don't want to push poisons down my throat that I can avoid.
there's a lot of environment stuff, or pesticides etc in everything now, but relying on a pharmaceutical company to trick your brain into thinking some thing's sweet when you don't even need to eat/drink that sweet thing in the first place is beyond retarded.

>>509788450
Sometimes it's just banter, anon. I'm dead serious about artificial sweetners being a scam to make people hungry for high caloric food by tricking the brain into thinking it's at a deficit more than being in an actual deficit does. It's a fact.
T-medfag

>>509781855
sounds like something normal people came up with because they work with degen trash that get to waste hours at work smoking while they have to pick up the slack.

>>509788818
That's kinda the fucked up thing that people aren't tuned in to. Why the hell do people think everything has to be sweet? Diet beverages are fucking gross. If you want something sweet learn to moderate your diet and drink something with sugar in it. Sucralose, aspertame, stevia, they all do the same thing. We are genetically geared to taste sweet and our brains immediately compensate for it so when it doesn't actually get the hit it disrupts your system to demand it.

>>509779657
lol let’s not switch the arguments just because Jews exist

>>509777557 (OP)
for me it's cold sweet Bang's

>>509789148
Caffeine is the attraction, hence 'cigarette'

>>509789148
most people are mindless and fall for typical tricks, and even enjoy them.
salt/sugar/fat in everything, the cheaper the better, the brighter the artifical colours, the better.
like I said before, most on here now are third worlders with 80 iq - they are also a large portion of society now, and all the corporations have to do is sell to them.

>>509789613
La Croat for me

>>509782938
>It 100% causes your idiot ass body to start insulin production
(laughs in type 1 diabetes)
I drink a two liter every single day and no one can stop me.

>>509778145
>Fuck off and unironically let people have things.
this
but for everything

>>509777557 (OP)
I can't tolerate aspartame. After-taste is disgusting

>>509782288
Hmm, do we actually by pure chance have ~10 random anonymous people with alternative politics convening on a thread to defend an industrial byproduct turned artificial sweetener by an industrialist who was installed as the head of the FDA in the 1980's? Or has a recent news article spurred a deployment of shills for hire around the social media ecosystem to manage discourse on the beverage industry? I'll reserve my judgement because I really don't care what happens to slopslurping retards.

>>509788595
Sucralose (not to be confused with sucrose) has been found to damage DNA which leads to cancer.

>>509777557 (OP)
>Fox News
I call bullshit

>>509777557 (OP)
Diet coke won't rot your teeth as fast but instead it will rot your brain
Aspartame is literal brain toxin

>>509777557 (OP)
I use a sodastream and make my own grape or lemon lime syrups for flavouring with no meme ingredients.

>>509778465
diet coke is omega goy slop
it's the pinnacle of goy slop
the absolute perfection of goy slop what the fuck are you even on? it's Ingenius it's a sweet soft drink that makes you crave it constantly while almost never truly satisfying your cravings

>check flag
every time

>>509790229
>Aspartame is literal brain toxin
This. If you want a soda, go for the real sugar. Heck, HFCS is better for you than aspartame or sucralose.

>>509790427
it's literally poop bacteria lol
all these fags drinking sweet poop

>>509790465
>it's literally poop bacteria lol
What

>>509778999
Surprised it took this long for someone to bring it up
why drink the old formula that tastes bad and different when the new tastes the same as the original minus the slimy and bitter aftertaste from the corn syrup

>>509790736
thats how aspartame is made
the guy was original trying to isolate shit in the stomach for ulcers or whatever

>>509790427
Anything is a brain toxin in sufficient doses. All the studies attacking sweeteners are just corporate hit pieces by their competitors. Even saccharin is fucking fine. The sugar and corn ag lobbies pay for all sorts of shit to fight competitors too.

>>509784898
>you're being TRICKED into liking it and you're so stupid that you don't realize you actually hate it
I don't even really like it specifically, but I'm fine with any artificial sweetener.
Also this is the most autistic line of thinking possible, only turbo spergs think people have to be tricked into not sharing their opinion

>I didn't say aspertame was going to kill you. I said it fucks with your endocrine sys
>muh sóyence studies say it uh
yeah and I am saying I don't care, fag
I bet you think pussies are gross and live in fear of germs

>>509790997
Nice try, phrama stooge that wants me to get cancer from the products that you have stock in, so you can double-dip. Fuck you.

>>509790937
lol society is fuqcked.

>>509778999
Yeah I don't understand why Diet Coke even still exists this is so much better. I am still wondering if the Acesulfame potassium is killing me, but it is worth it.

>>509790930
Maybe because drinking chemical slop is a bit like using a public bathroom, people get what they need from it then try to put it out of their mind as quickly as possible. "I'm going to learn more and optimize my personal frankenchemical soda consumption!" -a retarded nerd

>>509790076
sounds like a far centre condomry theerie

>>509777557 (OP)
This is the most disgusting thing they have ever done.

>>509790997
>Anything is a brain toxin in sufficient doses.
It's always a good sign when you hear this LOL

>>509790076
>an industrial byproduct turned artificial sweetener by an industrialist who was installed as the head of the FDA in the 1980's
is that supposed to mean anything. Lots of chemicals are discovered by accident and who gives a shit what the inventor goes on to do

>Or has a recent news article spurred a deployment of shills for hire around the social media ecosystem to manage discourse on the beverage industry?
why would anyone care about yet another study warning that Artificial Sweetener X might be bad probably (if the science is correct!)

>>509791081
Everyone gets cancer if they live long enough. Literally 99% of men over 90 have some form of prostate malignancy. Stop denying yourself the simple pleasures, anon. Water is full of bad shit too. Microplastics, fluoride, HCFCs, you can't escape death eventually.

>>509777557 (OP)
If zoomers are now in there 20’s
Who are these dumb arrogant teens then?
I hate getting old

>>509781315
I think it's worse than just sugar. The caffeine with the sugar isn't great. It creates a condition where your body has a short term "high" after drinking it. It's tasty, you feel super energized and refreshed... for about 10-15 minutes then you feel like shit. It mimics lots of other narcotics. I think this burns out people's nervous system over time.

>>509791332
>Everyone gets cancer if they live long enough
False. Utterly false.
I'm going for 120, you go do you though.

>>509791407
Generation Alphas are now 14 years old.

>>509781585
I've read about aspartame before also and it never sounds right to me. And pretty much 99% of people I see drinking diet coke look incredibly disgusting and fat. That can't be a coincidence.

>>509791289
The guy trying to bring aspartame to the market went onto preside over the FDA, which then promptly approved aspartame for human consumption, so this was somewhat significant.
>why would anyone care
I assume you care because it pays marginally better than sucking old mens' cocks on the streets.

>>509777557 (OP)
>item as name
>gen z renames it to something less clear and more complicated
>'we're really smart guys, promise'
>follow basic commie rhetorical tricks
>surprised when liked by nobody

I guess the only solace is that Zoomers speed-running the degradation of language at a rate the jews can't control will usher in sub 80 average IQ, at which point people will just stop worrying about what is moral and not and go back to bashing in shit they hate with bats, thus fixing the Balfourian Bolshevist problem almost overnight. Finally doing something, Zoomers; I'll tip my hat if you succeed, so hopefully don't fuck it up.

>>509777557 (OP)
Why are the health officials concerned?

I get frowned upon home here for telling people, I don’t drink diet sodas, because of the artificial sweeteners (especially E-951 Aspartam).
I’ve seen minor studies indicate they can damage your serotonin receptors and the major studies which favored against that conclusion were funded by the coca cola company and the study was conducted by a danish institution called DTU, whom are notorious for producing paid conclusions.

>>509791816
Technology is making it so there will never be a successful armed rebellion again in a place like America. You won't know who to come for, you wouldn't know where live anyway and even if you did, any group you could come up with would be impotent against their resources. Not only that but they have you watched, tracked and herded, regularly. If you want to be angry and violent, they give you something sponsored by them like BLM

>>509777693
It's so disgusting. If you drink diet coke or any diet soda I consider you subhuman. The studies show conclusively that stuff like aspartame causes the same issues as sugar at much faster rates. It's literally just worse for you in every way and you gotta be a turbo retard to drink the fake sugars

>>509789710
Cigs don't have caffeine.

>>509792135
>The studies
citation required

>>509791558
Jeez I’m officially a boomer I guess

>>509792135
E-951 should be much worse, as it is likely to have crucial effects on your brain. I don’t drink sodas often, but id take sugar over artificial sweeteners any day

>>509792225
Really? You can go on pubmed and even find meta studies? It’s like the first 10 hits on google

>>509784219
This site is frozen in amber.

>>509791057
>cant articulate their point
It's fine if you drink diet coke, just stop coping about the flavor or it's advantages when it's gross and only has disadvantages except for caffeine which you can get from non pharma/chem companies.
>adhom
Concession accepted.

>>509791489
If you are lucky, you will die in your 70s or 80s like everyone else but be a miserable prick the whole time because you are a coward. It never ceases to amazing me how people will find something in the food supply to demonize while still consuming alcohol, THC, and lord knows what else. Pouring a Coke Zero over nugget ice right now in your honor, hypochondriac anon.

>>509791332
No one in my family has died of cancer. Gitgud. My great uncle passed away at 96 and he was probably the most sick and it was shingles. He smoked 3 packs a day for like 80 years, pilot in Korea, diesel truck mechanic, and farmer.

>>509792331
Meta studies are all horseshit done by lazy grad students to get their stupid dissertations approved. They are almost always biased hogwash because they pull data from completely unrelated datasets with no no validation for anything. You can throw one together to support literally any conclusion and they cost nothing because you are just stealing data from other studies.

>>509792565
>it never ceases to amaze me
Your incredulity is not an argument, anon. It's just an admission that you lack a particular understanding about the world.

>>509792628
Outliers exist, but why would you think aspartame will kill you if cigarettes won't? There is nothing rational about that.

>>509792863
And now we get to see your studies pulled from relevant datasets that contradict them?

>>509777645
That's because the synthetic sweetener is multitudes harder for your body to cope with so it used more insulin and effectively addicts you to unobtainable glucose levels
It's poison

>>509777557 (OP)
Mazagran, diet bitches
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazagran_(drink)

>>509792952
I never said apsertame will kill you. I said it's a useless man-made chemical that disrupts your endocrine systems.

>>509780864
You can tell a lot about a woman based on her nails. This one doesn't finger herself.

>>509777557 (OP)
>they call it a fridge cig so they can go on a cig break like the boomers, even though they dont smoke cigs
>Oh ze zoomers have a new turm for us to learn
They just want to go on breaks you greedy fucking boomer let them have their coke and smoke break.

>>509785687
Why does it think it's sugar though if it isn't sugar

>>509777557 (OP)
>giving (((coke))) any money at all

>>509792952
There isnt 1 person that drinks a diet coke for the first time and says "wow, this tastes amazing!!". You literally have to force yourself to drink it to develop the cope (addiction) to its flavor. When you could just drink some water or anything else. Lol. The original marketing campaign was "it tastes just like real coke" when it didn't. It tastes like shit. But fatties and retards were able to cope with it. Now, people are like "no, it totally tastes good". That was never the claim by anyone. Even the manufacturer wouldn't claim it tastes good. They claimed it tastes "more like real coke than the alternative brands"

>>509792495
lol what point, you are imagining an argument that's not there so you can "win" it. For the 3rd time I am saying "I don't care" about your bullshit. Fuck off, dumbass asspie

Weird. I'm 36 and have had a shameful Diet Coke habit for years. I guess I'm hip now?

>>509793433
Sprite zero tastes fine, even argueably better than the original

>>509793434
You do care or you wouldn't have responded to me 3 times. Forget it, youre fat and retarded. Go away.

>>509792937
And your hypochondria is a mental disorder, not an argument.

Artificial sweeteners are, by mass, probably some of the least toxic substances in your kitchen, even the "worst" ones.

>>509777557 (OP)
I think the jews are just astroturfing this.
Diet coke is poison

>>509793558
This only happens if youre used to drinking shit with chemical sweetners, bro. We didn't drink this bubbly, carbonated xyz bullshit with zero sugar but is sweeter than your mom's titty shit growing up like zoomers did. Shit is gross. If I don't want to have a bunch of sugar I don't reach for a zero carbonated chemical sweetened goybev in a cool can. I drink some water like a human being. Yinz are fucking gross.

Delicious carbonated chilled beverage thread?

>>509777557 (OP)
ITT
>I only drink water and eat broccoli and think I am going to live forever and I hate everyone that does not do this.
Fucking autism.

>>509790358
This

>>509793585
Hypochondriac? You can look up studies about artificial sweetners and their effect on the endocrine system. You already got btfo, bevfag.

>>509777557 (OP)
theres nothing better than coke zero, all u purest fags are doing nothing but mentally masturbating your useless eater selves

>>509790736
So that's what that Slurm episode of Futurama was about

>drink at least 4 coke zeros a day
Is this bad?

>>509793225
because they make the best product retard

>>509777557 (OP)
*smokes pipe*
*drinks 4 liters of corn syrup soda*
*eats 2 xl pizzas*
*drinks 1000mg of caffeine in 3 bang energy drinks*
imagine wanting to live longer lmao

diet coke taste like 1 part battery acid to 10 parts toilet water

>>509793900
You drink it because you can't get clean water, Croat.

>>509786940
absolutely based
>>509787161
cringe wailing wall of jewish nonsense

>>509781855
>actually cold cigarette
that's newports, shiiieeeet

>>509793952
thats fucking nothing nigger. if you wanna cut down though just get the smaller bottles or cans. here in paraguay the 500ml bottles are 75 cents so its hard to get em

>>509794028
Pig trotters abused a keyboard to clack out this post while eating the plastic wrapper from a loaf of wonderbread.

>>509794010
read the flag again mutt. theres nothing better than coke zero.

>>509777721
I hate coke zero because it has less aspartame. Also I started drinking diet coke years ago after the high fructose coke tasted bad a few times. (probably wasn't cold enough, but fuck that)
I hate saccharin too. Old saccharin diet pepsi tasted awful. And I want cyclamates made legal again because they got a bad rap.

>>509794136
>a rose by any other namefag
>implying this lends you credibility

>>509794155
i dont know about that nigger, i know as a mutt anything that says diet makes you nervous but diet pepsi in taco bell was absolutly legendary

>>509791332
Tell him all about PFOA, he'll an hero.

>>509789932
>I drink a two liter every single day and no one can stop me.
based

>>509777721
They already add aspartame to it as an artificial sweetener. Just because it passed the (((FDA))) doesn't mean it's good for you, that shit under the right conditions turns into formaldehyde which is carcinogenic.

>>509794378
And that condition is a hot trailer in a plastic bottle. Kek.

>>509792863
Where's the evidence that aspartame is safer than sugar? Shouldn't that be the standard not asking how it's unsafe? We often have to wait entire generations after the introduction of a new chemical to know of its harms. This has been true since the invention of chemistry and back into pre-history if you consider medicinal plants

>>509790229
aspartame is literally just two amino acids

>>509793821
I literally only drink water and coffee though and I eat one meal per day and that is the same meal every day
>autism
shit

>>509777557 (OP)
it's probably just my overactive pattern recognition but i have also noticed normies getting obsessed with diet soda and also seen it getting pushed all across social media in a way that seems inorganic

i had assumed it was just your average social media viral marketing using sockpuppet bot accounts but now i wonder if it's not something more sinister

doesn't it cause cancer or something?

>>509778999
I almost never bought or drank soda until I tried a Coke Zero in Spain over winter and now it’s my guilty pleasure. Other than being a little thinner in texture (mouth feel?) it’s indistinguishable.

>>509777557 (OP)
>genz enjoys a beverage also enjoyed by the last 4 generations
>panic

>>509794495
Every streamer drinks diet coke or dr pepper. These are brainwashed zoomers and other assorted niggerbrains thinking they're in the in. Remember when zoomers and zillenials were taking bathsalts because youtubers were meeming them? They're cattle.

>>509794677
gen z arent supposed to enjoy anything, just wageslave for pennies

>>509794657
im obsessed with this shit and i dont see anything about diet soda on insta or tic tok or anywhere nigger

>>509794657
>doesn't it cause cancer or something?
it's about as proven as vaccines causing autism

>>509777557 (OP)
I love diet coke so much bros

>>509793032
I know several thin people who drink diet coke...

>>509794677
exactly, its the useless eater puritans who mentally masturbate to themselves for being good boys

>>509794507
It's also not found naturally in anything. Weird?

>>509794113
i'm gonna wager the amount of rage in your life is affecting your health way more than the ingredients in an ice cold can of diet coke. learn to control your temper, no one likes an angry jew

>>509790140
Does anyone who isn't a jew say that?
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/10937404.2023.2213903
Sugar is pretty fucking bad. It rots teeth, leads to diabetes, causes wild mood swings, and contributes to weight gain which leads to heart disease.
I'll take my chances with maybe possibly might could in some circumstances increase in the activity of genes related to inflammation and cancer.

>>509794849
My diarrhea is made naturally, can I get you a glass?

>>509794852
I'm sure you would double down on a losing bet. Are you a coke rep?

>>509790076
based, do the opposite of what jews say

>>509794915
>Sugar is pretty fucking bad. It rots teeth, leads to diabetes, causes wild mood swings, and contributes to weight gain which leads to heart disease.
yeah if an artificial sweetener came out that did all that it would be treated as pure poison

>>509794657
There is a sugar lobby which tries to protect their massive industry. I wouldn't trust anything published about sugar alternatives.

>>509794993
you clearly don't drink diet coke so that'd be a winning bet, but sure i'll double down on anger being a bigger issue for you. since you asked nicely

>>509777949
They have been pushing gerernal warfiare for a long long time. Stops us from organizing against the real enemy.
As a millennial I will do better and not dump on my zoomer brothers.

>>509795138
You're in the insulin lobby, clearly.

>>509777557 (OP)
Dear Earth Inhabitants,
Leave Gen Z alone to learn life in peace.
There has always been criticism and also rebellion from generation to generation but god damn it, gen z are not the peak boomer privileges affforded to Millenial socialists.
>i am gen x, and gen z and alpha, aren't buying your bullshit. At least genX are trying to raise not marxist demons

>>509795228
Why would I drink herbicide?

>>509795138
>t. cargill

>>509795308
the bet was your anger is causing you more problems than diet coke retard, i don't give a shit if you drink herbicide that's not the bet

>>509795279
>aren't trying to raise marxist demons.
Fuck, that is what i meant

>>509795379
>oh you mad
So, youre a paranoid delusional? I'm not mad. You're just soft and gay. Probably due to drinking paint stripper and herbicides.

>>509777557 (OP)
another faggy article written by a jew

>>509786136
Keep trusting jewgle with your health. It really is a thing for your body to be tricked by the senses. My sister has the worst case of juvenile diabetes any doc has seen in a decade and artificially sweetened things can alter her levels she has a small pump on her legs the side of a wristwatch that says her sugar every minuit so they know. I'll ask her next time I see her but I remember them having a conversation with my dad who is a pharmacist so they definitely talked about this.

>>509790140
That's an 80s pattern. My parents had that sad ass furniture t.born in 83

>>509777557 (OP)
for me, it's pepsi

>>509795734
P-'owpse

>>509777557 (OP)
Literally why would anyone bother with Diet Coke when you have Coke Zero

>>509795506
i think you're upset at me for pointing out the absolute hilarity of the exchange between >>509786940 and (((you))) >>509787161. the simple suggestion that you should just chill and have a dc and your follow up wall of text. learn to control your temper. also yes salt is an herbicide and water can kill you "ha ha" great word play kms yourself

>>509795260
>>509795324
I meant I wouldn't trust anything negative published about sugar alternatives.

>>509795973
that's exactly what cargill wants us to believe.

>>509777557 (OP)
Gen Z is not drinking diet coke. Nobody calls it a "fridge cigarette." This is a fake and gay ad. Nigger.

>>509794693
Yeah, true. IDK about bath salts though lol. Bath salts were RC meth, I don't remember anyone but drug fiends trying that shit out. There were stories about it making you into a Zombie long before it ever entered the consciousness of normie streamers.
MDPV is no joke, it's just straight up super meth. I don't think anything about it went viral among normies except the knowledge it made you crave human flesh lol.

>>509795963
Why do zoomers talk a bunch of shit then hide behind a woman's sense of propriety?
I see this all the time. It's like you fags do all the things to start a confrontation and when someone nails you to it you want to run away thinking you're on higher ground when all you've done is put your brain in a box and your balls on a shelf praying you someone else will rally behind you and brigade for you. Absolutely pathetic.

>>509796253
stopped reading at "zoomers" i'm a millenial

>>509781678
That's just some article that use to be about millennials that they repackaged. It seems like they do that a lot. Neither generation was actually doing that

>>509796117
fucken idaho

>>509793585
You are absolutely fucking braindead. This took me less than 30 seconds to find

>>509796364
don't worry, you're an honorary zoomer

>>509777557 (OP)
That’s just advertising.

>>509796525
no cap?

>>509796070
Why would Cargill want that? Don't they sell sugar?

>>509796364
So why are you acting like a retarded teenager?

>>509796483
>limited human studies suggest
Seems pretty safe then. Who funded that review? Every paper is paid for somehow.

>>509793585
Here's some more that says Aspartame ruins your sperm. Honestly that's a good thing because if you drink Diet Soda you shouldn't reproduce. Looks like you retards are a self correcting problem so that's good.

>>509795240
your picrel just proves how useless zoomers are even more. Instead of showing where the headline is sourced from it's just titles which can mean anything. So not only lazy and dishonest, but stupid as well.

>>509796600
they sell everything, including sugar, but also one of the top stevia manufacturers

>>509796422
Subversive Boomers didn't have the internet. I can forgive them for bad ideas.
Millennials had the internet and chose to follow subversive communism, that had been debunked for at least 30+ years. They choosed to be awful.
Leave gen z and a out of your shame.

>>509796670
If she is a smoker she is a poker

>>509796885
I thought stevia was all natural though. It's just a really sweet leaf innit?

>>509796608
i laughed at your response and here we are 10 posts later you're still seething and also lost a bet

>>509796990
if you or i grew it in our backyard, yes

>>509797009
>oh you mad
Me shitting on you and you going "you mad" doesn't mean I'm mad.

>>509797469
>it happened in my head!

>>509796990
They embraced Stevia because it has estrogenic effects btw

>>509797469
also you owe me double, i won't forget that when i come to collect

>>509797764
truth and a (you)