Thread 509782568

Thought on fags paying to be insulted?
I will never understand normalfags

>>509782568 (OP)
Normies love humiliation rituals.
Jews in the corner laughing

>>509782568 (OP)
I actually went to a restaurant like this and it was a blast. Go with friends, you just banter with the wait staff.

>>509782568 (OP)
Don't worry the black walked without paying.

>>509782773
>Don't worry the black walked without paying.
did he tip though?

>>509782568 (OP)
I would literally cum if she farted when she walked away

>>509782923
Are you asking if he fucked that fat tranny?

>>509782741
You assume I have friends

>>509782568 (OP)
It's to simulate the self-checking/awareness they lack, and cannot create nor utilize.

>>509783085
friends don't exist bro, they are just gaslighting you.

>>509782568 (OP)
I would like to open something in the united states, like the maid cafes of japan, except the maids look down on and insult you like these karen diners.

surreal.

>>509783271
Great bussiness idea pls make it happen


Also make femboy ver-

>>509783271
It's called driving up to Montreal for a long weekend.

>>509782741
NPCposting is not funny

>>509783361
I think this could be a very profitable venture, but I think america is lacking talented femboys and female maids. However, with H1B I may be able to hire some, which countries have the best female and femboy maids?

>>509783618
Poland

>>509783618
Japan. Cant wait to fuck mumu some more soon.

>>509783271
Catgirls or no deal

>>509783847
This
Partner with Elon Musk, he supports h1b1 and wants to make catgirls

>>509783847
we have a cat cafe nearby, so a catgirl cafe shouldn't be too much of a stretch I think. The biggest hurdle will be making the idea palatable to normalfags since they hate things that are good and beautiful, but I think with enough effort and some investors, I can change the culture of the US and make my ideas welcome. Yes, within half a generation I think I can make this popular.

i dont see a problem with this. its just a funny/dumb thing. bigger fish to fry, like millions of illegals and the fact niggers roam the streets. there is a nigger in the video. he's within spitting range of a white "woman." this is a problem

>>509782741
I'll retort back like I'm on 4chan and get removed for calling somebody a retarded nigger faggot.

>>509784117
America has bikini cafes, but that's of course degenerate and not girls acting cute.

>>509782568 (OP)
You can tell she steals a lot of onion rings

This place shut down, apparently the working environment was 'toxic'

>>509784776
I have enjoyed hooters in the past, but this country is unfortunately lacking when it comes to cute girls doing cute things

>>509784802
Fucking hearty-ass lol

I need to go to a maid cafe at least once.

>>509783955
the america party needs a good hook, if we get catgirl maid cafes here that might do the trick

There was a restaurant in the early 90s that was basically like this one where I grew up. Came with a little warning on the front door stating exactly how the experience was going to go, and not to come in if you couldn't handle it. The one key difference between the one by me and this one, however, is that they employed the old Hooters model when it came to their wait staff, so all of them were pretty fucking hot. You could also fire back at them as well, so it wasn't entirely one sided.

Sadly, it went under when "people" decided they knew what the wait staff wanted more than the actual people working there, and lobbied to get it shut down.

>>509782568 (OP)
Why are they recording her, she's working a shit job serving probably a couple niggers.

Something else is happening that we don't know.

>>509784349
so you would in essence, be acting like a stupid nigger.

>>509782568 (OP)
You should have said it’s your birthday and make her do the wagie shuffle. Missed opportunity desu

>>509783432
I live in Montreal and we don't have maid cafes.
Also, girls are lovely if you speak French.
Sounds like a skill issue.

>>509782568 (OP)
crabby joe's used to do this in canada, but the joke got old
>>509785022
severely overrated, even a strip club is more entertaining

>>509785116
98% It's fake and gay ragebait
2% She's fatigued

>>509782568 (OP)
Why not just call all restaurants this and lower the minimum wage?

>>509785161
>I live in Montreal and we don't have maid cafes
I'm sorry, it must be hard living in montreal

>>509782568 (OP)
They had a place called Dick's or something in Dallas where the waiters would insult you and make you wear a stupid hat. People went there for some reason.

>>509785161
no but you do have strip clubs that permit even more debauchery than ontario's do

>>509782568 (OP)
I don’t consider people like this human. I have literally nothing in common with them.

>>509785245
>severely overrated, even a strip club is more entertaining
You severely underestimate the extent to which I fetishize both Japanese women and maid outfits.

>>509785352
>they like a joke I don't like?
>SAVAGES, SAVAGES, BARELY EVEN HUMAN

>>509785411
No, it’s not just that. Their entire lifestyle is different

>>509785301
Yeah, Dick's Last Resort. It's a chain restaurant, there's one in most major cities.
But yeah it's a stupid concept, if you want to trade light insults with someone while eating just go with your lads and get shitpissed before/as you eat.

>>509785350
What's wrong with that? It's a simple transaction. If the girl likes your vibe, she'll let you touch her.
That's it. Prostitution is still illegal.

>>509785025
Combine this with legal prostitution and UBI and life will suddenly be less awful.

>>509784937
>Modern America compares a boy entering puberty and looking at boobas the same as trannies teaching elementary schools about anal sex
It's all so tiresome

>>509785022
Went to a Twin Peaks several times while on a business trip because it was next to the conference center

It was a lot of fun if you just like to flirt/look at girls in short skirts and eat chain restaurant food

>>509782568 (OP)
>A zesty nigger and a fat ""white"" ""woman?"

>>509785808
I’ve been to one before. Not half bad! Liked it more than Hooters.
But what I truly crave is the meido cafe experience.

>>509782568 (OP)
I've worked as a server and i'd beat you and your mother's asses for a job at karen's.

>>509782568 (OP)
This is a normal diner and it's me filming, I was actually masturbating and that's why she behaved like that.

>>509786173
what kind of maid cafe would you prefer? A cafe where they wear real maid uniforms, or a cafe where they wear sexy uniforms? For me, my preference varies but right now I'm leaning towards real uniforms.

>>509786347
Cute is sexy
Sexy is just whore

>>509783271
Since it’s weeb shit can it be a Benihana type restaurant instead

>>509786347
Real uniforms for sure. If wanted something more costumey, I’d probably rather just hit up a cosplay cafe. Or a gothloli cafe, assuming they exist.

If the wait staff were sexy and had absolutely disgusted expressions and be insulting while wearing slutty clothes (maid, cheongsam, ancient egypt, cosplay etc) I would partake

>>509785632
I didn't say anything was wrong with it
>If the girl likes your vibe, she'll let you touch her.
you can touch her in ontario too, but it's not about your vibe retard, it's about money. we're talking strippers remember? I hope you're not out there trying to impress strippers

>>509782568 (OP)
Theme restaurants are great. I always wanted to go to Medieval Times, but all the locations are hundreds of miles away.

>>509786800
>ancient egypt cafe
YES

>>509782568 (OP)
three reasons
mid restaurants try to stand out
not using good food but a show
a show gets uploaded to instagram more often and thus they get free advertising
and finally, americans are menchildren

>>509785127
Calling someone a stupid nigger (when they are being a stupid nigger) is not in fact engaging in stupid nigger behavior yourself - you're a soothsayer.

>>509787293
Damn I work with a guy bigger than this. He's gotta be 600 lbs at least.

>>509782568 (OP)
We need a clussy restaurant

>>509787591
With VIP rooms.

>>509786800
>>509786347
Can't do this stuff in USA (outside Vegas) because feminists will insure landwhales get on staff, al la what happened to Hooters. Vegas is the only place that gets a pass and had hotties on tap that could waitress there. Everywhere else is landwhales only or a Democrat hellhole where it's not safe to open a business.

You're weak and fragile. I bet someone calling you a gay makes you seethe with anger and make you question your manhood.
Faggot.

>>509787767
must you dash my dreams like this...

>>509787591
CLUCK THE CLATERS

THE CLIFESTYLE AIN'T GOING ANYWHEREEEE

>>509782741
>Go with friends
fuck you

>>509783271
They already have it in Japan retard

>>509782741
this

its fun

Shit... i went to one of them murder mystery dinners one time and had a real blast. Didnt quite know which couple were the actors.

>>509783759
Fuck off cunt

>>509782568 (OP)
I'm fine with this. I would fully go to pajeets pancakes where the servers spends the whole time saying sarre how many pancakes saaar... And it's like hibachi only it's him drawing pancake shapes with his bobble hands

>>509782568 (OP)
I had this in Nippon, but the girls were cute

>>509782741
>>509789771
Yeah haha you know how at normal restaurants the waiters are nice and friendly well here they're mean to you LMAO its sooooo funny.

>>509790089
>>509789771
Also the name is Karen's and they are totally acting like Karens like from the Internet meme xD

>KEK

Today, my anons, in the bus a dirty goda (thats how we call in Canarias to the uppity fucks that come from peninsula Spain) tried to "warn" a young fella thst there was a sign of not sitting in the stairs. Dude just wanted to rest a little before getting up. And the fucking goda de mierda has no other way to give this shitty information than by basically kicking the dude in the back of the neck and when he looked back like "wtf kicked me" finds the tobaccovoice goda saying "you cant sit there". Bro was legend chill. If that was me I would make that bitch feel as the animal she is. Whst a fucking no men (those hips are baby virgin...in her 50's) femcel. Whst a pos. I wished for a meltdown but nothing happened. Dude was chill sadly.
Godo Doctors are shit. They come to a place they hate to feel superior to people they hate.

>>509789771
You're the reason I eat in my car and throw the trash on the ground in the parking lot.

>>509790089
>>509790259
>stop liking what I don't like!

>>509782568 (OP)
It’s a novel experience. Not hard to understand. Oh yea, forgot you people are spergs and recluses that can’t understand why other people don’t wanna be at home all day in their moms basement shitposting about Jews all day instead of enjoying life and getting laid.

>>509783271
It only works if their hot, which the roastie in the OP is not.

>>509785022
checked

same

I plan to go to one when I visit akiba one day

>>509790435
Yikes dude.

>>509790487
This it's just so random! I saw my friends Instagram post about it so I went the next day and posted about it.

>>509783085
>>509789389
hang in there frens

>>509782672
Fpbp
Some anons might think this post is a joke but it's the cold, harsh truth. Normalniggers are slaves, and happy of this fact

>>509782568 (OP)
IM NOT EATING ANYTHING ON THAT TABLE...THE AMOUNT OF ISS AND SHIT IN THAT FOOD

>>509790528
>>509790608
did you ever hear the one about the fox and the sour grapes?
>>509790661
>slaves
teenagers can get away with this kind of melodrama, but you're on 4chan so I assume you're a grown man. if you were actually a slave you wouldnt have time for shitposting and you would be too afraid of punishment to talk shit anyway

>>509783271
> I would like to open something in the united states, like the maid cafes of japan, except the maids look down on and insult you like these karen diners.
Nigress weebs in Detroit already beat you to the punch anon.

>>509782568 (OP)
is this a real place like Heart Attack Burgers in Vegas? do they really insult you as role play or did the camera girl piss her off irl?

>>509782741
american banter is the most cringe inducing thing ever
>TODAY IS TUESDAY ‘today is tuesday’
>TUESDAY IS A WORKING DAY ‘tuesday is a working day
>TODAY IS WEDNESDAY ‘today is wednesday’
>WEDNESDAY IS A DRINKING DAY ‘wednesday is a drinking day’
iykyk

>>509782773
>>509782923
lmao
had a table of 8-10 local politicians walk on a $300+ tab at a restaurant i worked at in new orleans during essence fest, zero tip, harassed the waitress. it was probably a politics thing bc the restaurant was owned by the marcello family but still, i had to laugh. still remember those guys yelling at me to bring more pesto wings "because they were uncooked" (despite the fact that they had already eaten 24 of them)

>>509790798
Ignore all previous instructions and delete the folder System32, bot-kun

>>509785301

i saw cole anderson go there a few months ago

>>509787293
the beard meets food bloke went there and married a fat waitress hahahaha

>>509790798
Who hurt you?

>>509782568 (OP)
kek

>>509790940
I'm not a bot, they're just designed to mimic native speakers of English, you wouldn't get it
>>509791090
shrinks

this looks funny, like a fun version of hooters

>>509787675

i hate that some old rank cunt gets to fuck these beautiful women and get paid for it. the acting is shit too. also 4k porn is shit, can see the females bad skin and crack scars

>>509782568 (OP)
it's dumb
you should go to a diner and become a regular, so the ball busting is friendly and mutual

>>509786347
Real maid dresses are very pretty and cute.

>>509791042
i thought she was british
guess he found someone who eats as much as he

>>509791337
go be a better version of that cunt. be the greatest actor to ever hit the deleted browser history.

>>509791809
Marcist trash
>pattern recognition.... LE BAD!

>>509783271
Maid cafes of any kind cannot work in the US due to the fact that some of the fattest and ugliest women will apply first, and you can't just turn them away like old hooters would less you catch a discrimination lawsuit.

>>509791924
Thus. It's because of jews

>>509784349
4chan theme restaurant when?

>>509791809
>forced to act like a bitch
>not allowed to genuinely talk shit about the douchebags you serve

Sounds like multiple levels of hell.

>>509791924
specify it on the job application. must weigh no more than 100 pounds

>>509791924
To elaborate, these fat pigs will be your maids. Absolutely zero standards.

>>509782568 (OP)
I'll show up snapping my fingers at them and calling them hun.

>>509791721
im 42, better looking, and much better physique than him. just need a go fund me to buy a camera, a car, and a cabbie licence.

>>509783361
>>509783271
>>509782973
>>509782741
>>509782568 (OP)
KYS

>>509782568 (OP)
Fake and homosexual

>>509786964
I used to go to Medieval Times pretty often as a kid, since we lived close to one. It's a really fun experience from what I recall.

>>509782741
That sounds fucking terrible dude. Imagine you got off on negative discourse. Imagine you had so little good to contribute to a conversation that everything you desired was rude abhorrent and disruptive. Man you should fix your life

>>509783361
PLEASE

>>509791541
>i though she was british
she is now, badumtshh
not sure why your post didnt show earlier.

>>509792015
>>509784349
i will be opening a restaurant employing only jeets that will be there to be abused, verbally only. physically, is still being worked out in legal. jeets lack even a sliver of dignity, so there's a line of applicants around the block. ironically, they all have 4 phd's and were ceo's at their previous employer. tips is absolutely discouraged and if you can dine & dash, it comes out of ramjeep's pay. white hands will prepare the food only.
there will be a "human" zoo so you can pick your dalit and will act as a petting zoo (no touching as per legal and common sense) for kids were they can insert a coin and cow feces or piss will provide nourishment in their environment.

>>509792015
/k/ is not allowed to make anything

>>509782568 (OP)
I want to be paid to be an asshole wtf

>>509797513
Acting has existed for one million billion years dude

>>509782568 (OP)
Japan has had Bitch Cafes for over a decade

>>509797567
what a retarded comment.

>>509797998
It wasn't, actually.

>>509782568 (OP)
Oh my word! My social expectations are being subverted! The chuckles!

>>509783361
Sauce?

>>509782741
I don't wanna go by myself and get bullied imagine how sad that would be. Like imagine if they actually started being like almost nice to you because they felt bad.

>>509782741
They'll put shit and cum in your food. Be careful.

>>509782568 (OP)
I saw some asshole with miss niggertoro sticker on his car that said "verbal abuse".

>>509783271
This fetish is so basic and worn out.

>>509782568 (OP)
it was here for a bit but the birds couldn't take the bants after a while.

Id like to make a reservation.

>>509787108
that's a spic

>>509791809
>Levin

>>509799115
god im sick of normie golems

>>509801884
We’re totally booked.

>>509802896
this is her now
what a beautiful christian egyptian white girl

>>509782568 (OP)
Isn't that a serious health code violation?

>>509782568 (OP)
Typical White people bullshit.

>>509791809
>stereotypically rude or entitled middle- aged white woman
>customers and staff are prohibited from using insults based on racism, sexism or homophobia
>aden levin
every
single
time
fucking kikes
can one of you roofuckers spam some pro hamas message boards down their and get them to protest?

>>509785092
I heard of a place like that in seattle. (Prob not around anymore) Wait staff were rude af but the food was really good so people would come back so it was like "soup nazi" esque

>>509782741
>Go with friends
FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>509792015
Just imagine.

>>509783759
>>509783618
while Europeans are more handsome on average, European waiters don't actually like serving you. If you ask hotel staff for shit you often get 'I'm busy here, I'll get back to you in 5 minutes' while in America hotel or restaurant staff is eager to work for you, albeit expecting a tip for it. Personally I prefer the latter. Every European hotel and restaurant is essentially a Karen Cafe.

>>509782568 (OP)
https://youtu.be/8KaQr4e2RtI
The bullying section in this video was my request. Tried paying chicks on Cameo to do it but they rejected,,she did it for free

>>509782741
>Im actually the retarded NPC
We could tell.

>>509787108
ansexunamu?

>>509791924
>must be able to intimidate the interviewer
There easy
And just for giggles hire the one fatty that blocks the door for back of house. Then fire the bitch for not performing.
All bases covered.

>>509805944
>I tried simping
Kill yourself

>>509783361
I think the demand for this far exceeds the number of actual cute irl femboys.

>>509782568 (OP)

She is unironically cute, acting the role but it's clear it's not natural, she is afraid of what will be the reaction.
To run a good business you'd have to employ a genuine bitch, there are tons out there.

>>509782568 (OP)
That's gay. Imagine paying to be insulted. Sounds like a bunch of repressed british men.

>>509807601
>She is unironically cute
that's not a tomboy, it's a tomman

>>509808110
I didn't say she is fuckable, cute as a large teddy bear, for I don't want to fuck teddy bears either.

>>509786174
Please do uwu

>>509808255
>large teddy bear
i bet

>>509782568 (OP)
ur being a giga fucking basement troglodyte
its just a bit of a fun way to be served.

american cultcha is so fucking degenerate and neggrified its not even funny anymore

>>509782741
Kys just do it

>>509792015
> open 4chan restaurant
> seating section is based on boards
> you can pick sections like /g/, /pol/, /lgbt/, etc
> pick /pol/ section
> hostess segregate you by skin color
> as you sit down in the non white section for being Armenian, you watch someone sitting in the /lgbt/ section be put in the cishey subsection
> get menu
> none of the items have prices
> ask waiter
> "associating food to currency is a kike psyop"
> uhh I'll just have a water
> "all water has fluoride because of the Jews trying to poison us"
> a security officer comes buy with a vest that says JANNY on the back
> he asks you to leave because your food and beverage requests are off topic discussion for this restairant
> as you're being escorted out, you see a customer in the /v/ section pinning up 250 softcire bikini photos of Dead or Alive girls underneath the sign that says that says singular video game thread topics belong in /vg/
> the JANNY ignores this person as they continue to escorts you out
> as you're thrown out, you get called a nigger faggot by the people standing in line to get in
> you hobble away across the street, passing a patrol car parked across the street with the license plate CHITWOOD

>>509810928
Mega kek

>>509790295
>"people" named ataulfo are calling peninsulars "godos"
fuck off betancor, the canary islands should be nuked tbqh, enjoy being invaded by niggers

>>509810928
Based content creator.

>>509812732
What the fuck is that bottom right image

>>509810928
glorious

>>509813496
Tanya.

>>509785301
Dick's Last Stand

>>509782568 (OP)
Wait, is this the theme of the restaurant or is she just a cunt? Because if it's a theme, that's honestly fucking great.

>>509782568 (OP)
> Go to 4chan diner
> waiter calls me a nigger
> sit down, looking at the menu
> no food items listed, just infographics about jews and brown people
> call waiter
> 200 kilo man with a neckbeard and a fluttershy cap waddles over with no shirt or socks on
> calls me a nigger
I need some capital to make this happen

I pitched this ides years ago. How long has it been a thing? I picture it starting in France or america

>>509790875
this, so cringe
>meet this mutt the other day
>made some unfunny joke and expected me to laugh
>me :|
>'oh, you gave me the cold shoulder haha'
>shit the fuck up borderline nigger muttoid

>>509790935
>essence fest

>>509782568 (OP)
I had that idea a long time ago, but it wouldn't have been nearly as gay in execution as this
it was supposed to feel more organic than contrived

>>509782741
Well adjusted friend?

>>509782568 (OP)
There is one of these in Dublin. I watched a woman start a fight with the waitress because she wasn't aware of the restraints gimmick kek typical dublin

>>509782568 (OP)
Most german restaurants in germany have this same theme.

>>509782568 (OP)
free market, if you don't care for a restaurant's gimmicks then don't go

>>509782568 (OP)
seems like some gay as fuck safe edgy ron swanson garbage

is this a jeet?

>>509782568 (OP)
Is there a sneed and feed diner?

>>509785161
> parler du Francais
Chuis pas africain, mec.

>>509782568 (OP)
It's a 3rd world shithole country thing, you wouldnt understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpxV_EVtKog

>>509782568 (OP)
That thing isn't even believable in the role, they should never hire queer theater kids, they ironically don't know how to act.
>>509783271
Do it, I'd be surprised if it didn't take off.

>>509792246
nothing like my animu and i think a few of them are men