Have posited a theory. - /pol/ (#509785312) [Archived: 527 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:31:07 AM No.509785312
Neotardigrade
Neotardigrade
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There's highly evolved Water Bears on Mars. From a distance you see either a Cat or a Rodent, upon close inspection you see three eyes derived from ocelli and mandibles perhaps evolved from the mouth fusing with the front four limbs. This lineage likely hopped over from Earth to Mars via Solar Currents. If this went back to Earth, expect your gardens to be completely depleted of nutrients and a pest perhaps more annoying and destructive than a Raccoon.
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Anonymous ID: GBDQUbq6United States
7/8/2025, 1:33:22 AM No.509785497
>>509785312 (OP)
wtf its cute i need 4k images of this thing NOW
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Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:33:37 AM No.509785519
Sugargnome's Ancestors 8
Sugargnome's Ancestors 8
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Abundance of Chitinous Fur also, likely to keep metabolism just above freezing.
Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:34:13 AM No.509785565
>>509785497
It should look like a Three Eyed and Four Legged Jumping Spider.
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Anonymous ID: GBDQUbq6United States
7/8/2025, 1:34:53 AM No.509785620
>>509785565
spiders can be cute
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Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:36:37 AM No.509785771
>>509785620
This is probably quite a visually deceptive creature, a true creepy/cute combo. I wouldn't hug lest the fur is actually like Tarantula/Porcupine fur and barbed.
Anonymous ID: ck2AoBe9United States
7/8/2025, 1:37:20 AM No.509785832
>>509785312 (OP)

Interesting
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7/8/2025, 1:38:49 AM No.509785937
That's a rock.
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Anonymous ID: xuokY2EAUnited States
7/8/2025, 1:40:46 AM No.509786081
ayy grr lmao
Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:46:37 AM No.509786516
>>509785937
I think Macroscopic life does exist on Mars, derived from Earth Microscopic Life which floated off in stasis.
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Anonymous ID: yFcT9nEvCanada
7/8/2025, 1:51:47 AM No.509786910
op is a fag
op is a fag
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They also found op's Mom's coffin on Mars!
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Anonymous ID: AAWevtl+United States
7/8/2025, 1:53:26 AM No.509787026
>>509785312 (OP)
There is literally nothing on that entire fucking planet that could give me the slightest bit of interest.
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Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:56:13 AM No.509787226
Me That Is
Me That Is
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>>509786910
She's alive and well.
Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:57:39 AM No.509787341
>>509787026
I think it's a great stepping stone to travel further, but I think Elon isn't concentrated on the task at hand. Wormhole/Stargate tech is what we really should be looking into.
Anonymous ID: etWasFVcUnited States
7/8/2025, 1:58:55 AM No.509787447
>>509786516
It's still a rock though
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Anonymous ID: D5lySgpDUnited States
7/8/2025, 1:58:58 AM No.509787450
It's a rock with more rocks in front of it. Every time you think you see something on Mars, guess what - It's a rock.
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Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 2:00:29 AM No.509787553
>>509787447
>>509787450
It looks less like a rock the more you zoom in.
Anonymous ID: Bmt15dLQUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:24:27 AM No.509789301
It's A Rock
It's A Rock
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>>509785312 (OP)
Anonymous ID: QA1h5bQWUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:26:49 AM No.509789475
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>>509785937
>>509787447
Flesh and blood is just dirt and dust, yeah
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Anonymous ID: eXyEbjGRUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:27:31 AM No.509789509
>>509789475
woah so deep man
Anonymous ID: x0MO66RIUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:40:13 AM No.509790308
>>509789475
Is he ok?
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Anonymous ID: QA1h5bQWUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:44:48 AM No.509790593
>>509790308
Hell be fine
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Anonymous ID: x0MO66RIUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:45:49 AM No.509790664
>>509790593
:^) Phew.

That thing in OP's op is a musk ox btw. "Mars" is Canada.
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Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 2:47:28 AM No.509790781
>>509790664
No horns.
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Anonymous ID: x0MO66RIUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:48:24 AM No.509790839
>>509790781
I see a horn.
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Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 2:53:33 AM No.509791157
>>509790839
Musk Ox Horns are Ivory. I can't see anything resembling a Vertebrate facially, the body looks Vertebrate-like but that can be explained by high-radiation accelerating evolution, lack of predators that we know of and cold atmosphere requiring internal metabolic heat to survive. Also low gravity makes small big.
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Anonymous ID: x0MO66RIUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:54:56 AM No.509791240
>>509791157
I can see one horn to the side. I live nearish to one, you can trust me.
>low gravity
You moron, they're not on Mars. It's Canada.
Anonymous ID: x0MO66RIUnited States
7/8/2025, 2:57:45 AM No.509791395
Maybe turn up your dynamic range on you monitor.
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Anonymous ID: y/Qbyup/United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 3:02:11 AM No.509791683
>>509785312 (OP)

It's Canada and there's nothing to see.
Anonymous ID: /qQ+ER/cUnited Kingdom
7/8/2025, 3:03:29 AM No.509791756
Eyes
Eyes
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>>509791395
I lightened the image and saw what looks like a central eye, even from the distant pic, the other three can be seen close up, also what looks like four palps and an upper and lower lip.