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Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509785312 [Report] >>509785497 >>509785832 >>509787026 >>509789301 >>509791683
Have posited a theory.
There's highly evolved Water Bears on Mars. From a distance you see either a Cat or a Rodent, upon close inspection you see three eyes derived from ocelli and mandibles perhaps evolved from the mouth fusing with the front four limbs. This lineage likely hopped over from Earth to Mars via Solar Currents. If this went back to Earth, expect your gardens to be completely depleted of nutrients and a pest perhaps more annoying and destructive than a Raccoon.
Anonymous (ID: GBDQUbq6) United States No.509785497 [Report] >>509785565
>>509785312 (OP)
wtf its cute i need 4k images of this thing NOW
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509785519 [Report]
Abundance of Chitinous Fur also, likely to keep metabolism just above freezing.
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509785565 [Report] >>509785620
>>509785497
It should look like a Three Eyed and Four Legged Jumping Spider.
Anonymous (ID: GBDQUbq6) United States No.509785620 [Report] >>509785771
>>509785565
spiders can be cute
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509785771 [Report]
>>509785620
This is probably quite a visually deceptive creature, a true creepy/cute combo. I wouldn't hug lest the fur is actually like Tarantula/Porcupine fur and barbed.
Anonymous (ID: ck2AoBe9) United States No.509785832 [Report]
>>509785312 (OP)

Interesting
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh (ID: cIF0KMF/) No.509785937 [Report] >>509786516 >>509789475
That's a rock.
Anonymous (ID: xuokY2EA) United States No.509786081 [Report]
ayy grr lmao
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509786516 [Report] >>509787447
>>509785937
I think Macroscopic life does exist on Mars, derived from Earth Microscopic Life which floated off in stasis.
Anonymous (ID: yFcT9nEv) Canada No.509786910 [Report] >>509787226
They also found op's Mom's coffin on Mars!
Anonymous (ID: AAWevtl+) United States No.509787026 [Report] >>509787341
>>509785312 (OP)
There is literally nothing on that entire fucking planet that could give me the slightest bit of interest.
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509787226 [Report]
>>509786910
She's alive and well.
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509787341 [Report]
>>509787026
I think it's a great stepping stone to travel further, but I think Elon isn't concentrated on the task at hand. Wormhole/Stargate tech is what we really should be looking into.
Anonymous (ID: etWasFVc) United States No.509787447 [Report] >>509787553 >>509789475
>>509786516
It's still a rock though
Anonymous (ID: D5lySgpD) United States No.509787450 [Report] >>509787553
It's a rock with more rocks in front of it. Every time you think you see something on Mars, guess what - It's a rock.
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509787553 [Report]
>>509787447
>>509787450
It looks less like a rock the more you zoom in.
Anonymous (ID: Bmt15dLQ) United States No.509789301 [Report]
>>509785312 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: QA1h5bQW) United States No.509789475 [Report] >>509789509 >>509790308
>>509785937
>>509787447
Flesh and blood is just dirt and dust, yeah
Anonymous (ID: eXyEbjGR) United States No.509789509 [Report]
>>509789475
woah so deep man
Anonymous (ID: x0MO66RI) United States No.509790308 [Report] >>509790593
>>509789475
Is he ok?
Anonymous (ID: QA1h5bQW) United States No.509790593 [Report] >>509790664
>>509790308
Hell be fine
Anonymous (ID: x0MO66RI) United States No.509790664 [Report] >>509790781
>>509790593
:^) Phew.

That thing in OP's op is a musk ox btw. "Mars" is Canada.
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509790781 [Report] >>509790839
>>509790664
No horns.
Anonymous (ID: x0MO66RI) United States No.509790839 [Report] >>509791157
>>509790781
I see a horn.
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509791157 [Report] >>509791240
>>509790839
Musk Ox Horns are Ivory. I can't see anything resembling a Vertebrate facially, the body looks Vertebrate-like but that can be explained by high-radiation accelerating evolution, lack of predators that we know of and cold atmosphere requiring internal metabolic heat to survive. Also low gravity makes small big.
Anonymous (ID: x0MO66RI) United States No.509791240 [Report]
>>509791157
I can see one horn to the side. I live nearish to one, you can trust me.
>low gravity
You moron, they're not on Mars. It's Canada.
Anonymous (ID: x0MO66RI) United States No.509791395 [Report] >>509791756
Maybe turn up your dynamic range on you monitor.
Anonymous (ID: y/Qbyup/) United Kingdom No.509791683 [Report]
>>509785312 (OP)

It's Canada and there's nothing to see.
Anonymous (ID: /qQ+ER/c) United Kingdom No.509791756 [Report]
>>509791395
I lightened the image and saw what looks like a central eye, even from the distant pic, the other three can be seen close up, also what looks like four palps and an upper and lower lip.