Thread 509785799

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>>509785799 (OP)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14883663/Hand-771MILLION-Macron-small-boat.html
Micro better have some good answers for iron kier. The tranny question re his mrs must be answered

>>509785799 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6xyBGjR4oM

>>509786046
big mo aint that big

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14882333/Russian-minister-shoots-hours-sacked-Putin.html
In russia firings come with boolet

>>509786182
it's little mo and fuck me that was kino
very indo european

big sweaty nigger tits

naked nigel farage being dragged around by his tie by his german wife

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laure_Ferrari
i had no idea farage was this powerful
ooh lala
i'm voting reform again

boggo is secretly in love with gobbo, you can just tell

>>509785799 (OP)
>>509786015

Might start calling myself Ranjesh and telling people that it's my YooKay name

tommeh doesn't resonate with people because of his mossad stain

>>509786510
Farage tapping that qt what a legend no wonder hes always grinning

>>509786711
he's gonna get half a million people in london for a peaceful protest
one of the most powerful men in britain

>>509786711
Most people don't know who he is. But they have heard of the EDL, and they know they are the English Nazis.

>>509786768
met him as a waitress in 2007 and now she's heading a political party
what an astute man
he's got my vote

>>509786807
Everybody knows who he is but your right they have been conditioned since birth "nazi man bad".
They dont know anything about him other than he's a "nazi"

imagine being mep farage in 2007 and literal amelie from the film amelie comes and serves you some olives
any man would

lovingly feeding Keir Starmer fish cooked with grass seasoning

>>509787012
thats what got ian curtis as well
though amelie wasn't about then

>>509786803
>one of the most powerful men in britain
a purple haired lesbian judge sent him into solitary confinement for months with the need of a jury.

very powerful indeed

I've told this story a million times but i love french women

>>509787391
without the need*

>>509787420
explain

>>509787391
caesar was the most powerful man in rome until he was stabbed in the back

>>509787467
>muh betrayals
Find me a loyalty (excluding dogs)

>>509787451
i used to work at a theme park as a ride operator
and we'd get french girls come through
and i was always cracking jokes and trying to make people laugh on the rides
one day these french girls came through and we were having a laugh
they bought a little plastic duck from the shop signed their names on it and threw it at me
one of the nicest moments of my life

What do yall lads think of my reading of this Eald Ænglish poem?

https://voca.ro/1cZIPz6AG6T7

Can anyone understand it?

>>509785799 (OP)
>>509786015
ha

>>509787549
why dont you find yourself a duck throwing french waifu then
what was your fave ride at the theme park

>>509787680
to operate was the dinosaur one at the top of the stairs because no-one could see you
to ride was the ultimate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ultimate_(roller_coaster)

>>509787601
Good poem very artistic

>>509787872
Did you understand it?

Might homebrew some vodka

Gay dinosaurs are lurking itt

>>509788262
homosauruses

trannysaurus erect

>>509787833
>After several years of standing idle, the decision was made to remove the ride in 2023.
rip

>>509786406
TEL AVIV TUBBIES
TEL AVIV TUBBIES
SAY EH OH
EH OHHHH

>>509788152
Some of it I dont speak aeold aenglish or whaetever tho

Neggosaurus

>>509788303
kek

bet bogdan has gobbo as his desktop wallpaper

>>509788325
i just read that
fucked up, used to be the longest rollercoaster in the world
management at the theme park were literal retards when i was working there, like actual 65iq morons

Josh still being a nonce? or has he gone to groom kids on PoE?

>>509788357
Here's a translation for it i did. Had to take some liberties to capture the tone at the expense of the rhyme and meter, but it's something like this
>I heard you want your country back
>shut the fuck up
>I heard you want your country back
>uh-uh, can't have that

have they stopped

>>509788563
kek good job

>>509788441
i just read the parks history, sounds like a total clusterfuck especially as of late

Curious cavemen are now lurking itt

>>509788652
they spent millions of pounds on an angry birds park when everyone knew it was just a fad
like investing heavily in the hawk tuah girl
just completely dumb

what a faggot lol

>>509788946
What a fucking disgusting grifter that veitch mong is, don't like him anymore, hope he dies this year.

hell yeah

https://x.com/sovietsoleri/status/1942304133228417150

>>509788880
He was a real come from behind kinda guy

>>509788946
lmfao

>>509788946
isn't he an illegal that faked being from afghanistan?

yeo
https://x.com/MorganHousley1/status/1942064150760337419

Guess you lot dont want to discus the latest OSB happening then? Quite happy with your threadceleb drama?

good night you fucking spastics

>>509789719
what's that

>>509788946
It's so fucking tiresome. Why is it ONLY BAMEs, and actual brit immigrants are never given so much as a pity shout out? You've got ausfags, kiwis, Canadians, and South Africans too. All these immigrants are actually British. Who does it hurt to acknowledge that they are proud to be British?

>>509789804
Online Safety Bill

>>509789903
oh right, what's happening with it

>>509789719
We're past the point of discussion. In fact, the bill will make it impossible in around two weeks time.

>>509789951
>>509789964
Super complaints yo
https://parliamentlive.tv/event/index/0dce5b9c-59d3-497a-be5b-25339a95c058

>>509789964
Qrd? Are they about to make you show a loicence to access 4chan?

>>509790100
super complaints

>>509790160
Complaints that are super. Ignore the confused tranny

>>509790100
>18 hours
You avvin a giggle m8?

>>509790329
nvm im retarded

>>509790284
like super man

warhammer 401k

>>509790329
>>509790364
As if our government is that dedicated. They work 3 hours a day for £96k pa

>ofcom is about to get rid of brit/pol/
>they're going to force all brits to get a loicence to use porn websites, like 4chan
Been nice bantering with yall lads. If you migrate over to Xchan, I'll follow

>>509790681
We're all going to bogdans loli website

>>509790681
Yep

>>509790782
Nope.

fighting the masculine urge to watch the mighty boosh compilations for the next 3 hours

>>509790904
Go to bed and do something productive when you wake up.

Josh really showed bog who's boss

infinity bames endlessly forever no refunds no charge backs no protests no petitions. bames out of every orifice and every corner. bames when you wake bames when you sleep. bames when you take your monthly shower. bames in your towns and bames in your streets. You will accept the blame you will embrace the bame. You will pray at the alter of the bame. when you look at the time it doesn't say 12:00 it says bame o'clock.

I know a talented musician who dedicated his entire life to being a singer songwriter
followed every trend and tried his hardest
and his highest point of success was being on taskmaster for 10 seconds

>>509790964
fuck that
being productive is a psyop for slaves

>>509790782
*josh's loli site

>>509790980
This, josh once again exposed himself as a disgusting paedophile

imagine trying to be a musician your entire life and having 2.8k followers
you could climb a building in town and get more followers in one day

>>509790681
the fuck is xchan?

>>509791032
Thank you for the bames
Those endless bames, those sacred bames you gave me
I’m thinking of the bames
I won’t forget a single bame believe me

>>509790980
He truly is the boss of his discord nonce ring

>>509791242
infinity chan

>>509791242
Some nonce shit

some zoomer I'm talking to says he's had heart palpitations since getting the vax

being drunk is so good
the only downside is what it does to your body and mind
and relationships with others
and the dark place it puts you in, like a black hole that has no escape
but it's still worth it

>>509791032
From the Orkneys to the Isles of Silly, and everything in between, from the channel islands to the Irish sea, and even Gibraltar and the Falklands, must be packed tight with tower blocks as dense as Kowloon walled city, so that every BAME on earth may be crammed in. And if one square foot of grass survives, force the BAMEs to reproduce more until not one inch of nature is left. Keep the BAMEs in walled-off linguistic ghettos to ensure no common language evolves. Force all white-owned homes to cram in a BAME from every language until the home can't fit anymore. Tear down every last monument from Buckingham Palace and Downing Street to Hadrian's Wall and Stonehenge, and replace them all with Kowloon tower blocks.

It's the greatest strength of rNHS, so it must be done

>>509791408
fake christian

>>509791486
I'm not good at being a christian at all

>>509791408
Cocaine is better

boggo crashing out

>>509790681
If 4chan goes to the shitter, we all should migrate to mums net instead

>>509791486
I went to all these events but they were just so gay
and i don't think my priest is that smart
and i went to another church and they were just too nice to me about my fuck ups
and i asked my mate from church to give me a character reference and he wouldn't
i took a book from the church library but i ended up lobbing it at my girlfriend and haven't been able to read it

>>509791660
How many IDs are you on you retarded paedophile?

i sure hope ofcom shuts down joshletos paedo site and he hangs himself on livestream

>>509791672
After the OSB passes, and you're all too humiliated to get a porn loicence so you can't use 4chan, you will never see a namefag again. Really, they're liberating you. God save the king and god save rNHS

>>509791309
back in my day we had a maximum of 7 chans. kids these days have infinity?!
>>509791342
shut the fuck up you fucking loser.

>>509791842
This, report gobbo's loli pedo site to ofcom. H
He's a disgusting nonce. Funny how all trannime fans are nonces kek

>>509791865
Shut the fuck up you fucking nonce

>>509791660
this

>>509791898
this

>>509791948
>no u
at least attempt to hide your echolalia you fucking loser.
fucking filtered, same goes for your incoming 1pbtid seethe after this post.

just 3 cans left
which basically is like 1 can left
which is basically like no cans left

>>509792155
Filtered back you disgusting paedophile

>>509792165
Water them down with vodka

gobletto seething kek

Sorry for the incoming 1pbid boggy melty, he's going to respond to me all thread now trying to get my attention like the lonely loser he is.

>OtkZJXB1
Sorry paedophile can't see what you're saying, you're filtered kek

>>509792363
Done him

>>509792249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSY7ecKyfuU

>>509791845
oh no, how will we ever get passed the government's restrictions? Gee golly, those scallywags, really got us this time!

I don't try to present myself as sympathetic to the world
i do not try to manipulate others
i say what i think

>>509785799 (OP)
You people are fucking pathetic.

Imagine letting the state run you over like this.

Name ONE thing your HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of HOURS of effort has achieved.

JUST ONE!

I WILL ONLY JUDGE YOU BY SUCCESS PER POSTING TIME.

FAGGOTS WHO SHITPOST ARE WORTHY OF DEATH.

THOSE WHO INSPIRE EFFORT AND ENACT CHANGED ARE BASED.

ANY BODY GOING TO DISAGREE?

>>509792542
I've been alive for like 300,000 hours and very little of that was actual effort.

>>509792165
I bought 10, which was 8 more than I wanted.
Now I have 6 left. Or maybe 5....

Need to work at 10am.... Not sure what to do.

>>509786807
No, you are just saying what you are told by the media. The media are not “Most People” even though they like to try to make weedy brained people think that they are.

>>509792660
And every single one of them was worthless.

Hello Bongs. Tell me about Devon.

>>509792660
Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Can you show em to me?

>>509792755
Yes
no
no
no

>>509792716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoGTRCs58u8&list=RDXoGTRCs58u8&start_radio=1

>>509792662
When i quit i called in sick via email for 2 weeks
then when they started talking about disciplinary blah blah i said i quit
i remember i went to get bagels in the city reading the plot of oppenheimer

>>509792755
what the fuck have you been smoking? Does Thames water put drugs in the water down there or what?

>>509792829
>Yes
Lmfao overcompensating little virgin

>>509792829
That's a pass from me, son.
Want tits.

>>509792845
it's tight because people were relying on me
i feel guilty
not in the sense of the organisation which i don't give a fuck about
or my colleagues who i did care about
i didn't really know what i was doing
i didn't know what i was getting myself into

every bad decision i've made has been made on a whim by a comment someone made
just emotional
i say bad but life goes on
i don't know how things will fully play out

>>509792924
>if thie answer is no
>then be a good sport
>and give me the name
>of a girlfriend who does

>>509793056
Chin up, cunt, start contribooting.

Nobody got time for a faggot wallowing in grief.

Name a win from this week at least. Anything. Sick and tired of English men being fucking pussies who fail.

>>509792731
Devon is nice

>>509792966
look down

>>509793135
i wouldn't say anything i've done this week has been a win
i've enjoyed it though, more than weeks where i've 'done well'

I FUCKING HATE THE UKRAINE SO MUCH ITS UNREAL. None of the money is ever coming back. Even if the ukraine “wins”. They will still be a fucking garbage tier country that offers NOTHING to the west. A bunch of scamming piece of shit niggers that have NEVER contributed to the west except laundering money for the elite and selling their fucking children online. Fucking scumbag niggers have been evacuating that shit hole country for 30 years. Anyone defending the ukraine online is a fucking retarded diaspora that left years ago because it’s absolute shit hole of a country and will NEVER be anything but that. RUSSIA has NEVER taken any of my tax dollars. The ukraine is literal white niggers.

>>509793294
Anything next to strive to we can hold you to?
Sick and tired of the white folk not banding together.

>>509793209
Looked down, just saw a huge cock, mate. What next? Where's your mum, anyway? She should've been down there 10 minutes ago.

>>509793394
Prime example of well poisoning. Regardless of your position. Never let these kike faggots dictate discourse.
Always be in control.

>>509785799 (OP)
Oh look it's Fred NorthWest

>>509793628
ffs
>>509793569

>>509793505
I think this is the last day of going mad drinking and getting fat for no reason

>>509793505
>Looked down just for him to see his rent's boy large cock

>>509793569
Nice try covering the receding hairline.

>>509793505
>Looked down, just saw a huge cock
tell him to get it out your face then

>>509793565
Exactly. If you support the Ukraine you are being controlled by zog

>>509793569
bogdan seething because the only hair he has is in his fridge

>>509794003
More hair that in that balding head desu

>>509793565
none of what I said is false btw. Ukraine has never been not corrupt. EVER. The FBI has done two, not one, but two decades long studies into Ukrainian corruption free to read online. Ukrainians are huge pieces of shit.

Bald cunt seething

>>509794003
Desu you shouldn't beat yourself up over being bald. You're 42. Plust it's the least of your problems. You should kill yourself over being a paedo tho

In the early days of television you could be a bastard for 20 years and just dismiss it with a pithy remark
>oh you know they wouldn't let me be nice
>i stared out of the window for 20 years

>>509794003
polish nonce and runcorn nonce could get together and merge. their powers combined would have a head of hair and a combined 90 IQ

>>509794386
and you'd get to shag every single woman you encountered at work with zero repercussions

shia labeouf is an interesting case
because he abused a bame woman, but he cried about it and became a catholic
but he hasn't had legal repercussions really
it's difficult to know whether to love him or hate him
he's a hero and a villain

>>509794460
And when I do it look at the backlash
>We don't think you're an appropriate person to represent meals on wheels
Blah blah blah

>>509794003
Lmfao

>>509794404
Didn't know you were polish, could've swore you were indian

>>509794460
tony hancock was probably just a good lad who couldn't cope with that world

>>509794359
This

>>509794643
if you're going to fuck the meals, put the lids back on at least

>>509794598
Put down the bottle. Your typing like anyone wants to hear your drunk fan fic

>>509794714
roll my eyes at you you clown

>>509794713
Fuck up paedophile

>...
>>509793121

>still trying to grab my attention
lonely loser, you vill go in ze filter

the interesting part about shia labeouf is that he's not being easy with the abuse case lodged against him
he admits he did abuse her
but he's not letting himself be destroyed
if you did abuse a woman and were truly sorry, i think you would let yourself be destroyed and cooperate

>>509794859
but then as a catholic that is a sin against love
if it isn't true

>>509794598
>>509794714

American anons can fuck off from brit pol. Would rather take some brit pissed out his mind, than your fat-ass, gun worshipping pricks

>>509794956
but the accusations against jesus weren't true

Lonely indian paedophile.

i think even if shia labeouf did hurt that woman and fuck up the court case on purpose as a worst case scenario
that he should be able to get forgiveness if he genuinely means it
even if that means materially defending himself

>>509795256
but that's probably not a popular opinion

boggy's 6th hour of melty all because his nan bought him non-velcro shoes, absolutely mental

>>509795434
>If someone is struggling to tie their shoelaces, there are a few reasons why, including developmental coordination disorder (dyspraxia), learning disabilities, or simply a lack of practice or a preferred alternative like Velcro
Mental indeed, crazy that you're 42 and still wear velcros.

>>509792731
Not enough bames

>>509795256
it's so delicate because what constitutes the difference between self love and ego when defending yourself from allegations of abuse
and shia himself is a recovering addict
it's such a fine line
the truth itself is blurry

>>509794990
Post your tits woman. You know the rules

Sometimes Cauldron is so fucking boring, I conclude he's Josh.

>>509785799 (OP)
.

>>509795706
https://youtu.be/nnVKqQiQyTQ?t=5636

shia la beouf is a great actor

Imagine using a name on an anonymous image board where using a name immediately marks you as a worthless fucking faggot. Image knowing that and still filling in the name box like this is fucking facebook or something. Imagine how gay you would have to be

>>509796123
https://youtu.be/hjxKG4mR3U4?t=2024

it wasn't wise for an american bishop to do this interview but he did it

>>509796123
Josh' btfo

>>509795654
How about you get off your power assisted wheel-chair and starting walking. Calling me a women when you yanks have bigger tits than anyone one country on Earth is laughable

>>509795706
I often wonder if their obituaries will turn up in a few years after they vanish from here. Or will they end up just deranged homeless tramps drinking castrol gtx around their town centers and forgotten.

>>509796648
1ptid
who cares what robots think

>>509795931
Pulling his tooth out for that tank film

>>509792457
Oh anon...please try to be realistic. The government is well aware of VPNs. They will just make it illegal to use a VPN without a loicence, and that loicence will be too expensive for you. At least 1200 of the king's bloody sillyfarthings yearly,

>>509796854
fury
people don't appreciate
if he was a theatre actor he'd be one of the all time greats easily
people would bracket him with daniel day lewis and tom hardy

>>509796747
People who fall in love with rental based Ai search engines for one.

>>509797030
that's true

shia la beawououf is jewish
but he's the best jew

>>509797172
tried to fight some guys in jockland recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnbtLp_RuV0

square go

NGL I would let everyman in this thread blast their seed in my boipussy
except josh
fuck josh

>>509797231
scottish lads should have banged him
embarrasing

dankula is a movie star now

imagine being like
>oh yeah i could have banged shia labeouf he was asking for it wan time
but just not doing it
fucking faggots

>>509797390
Autark has done him

>>509797172
I miss capture the flag HWNDU Shia.

>>509797544
i think he's one of those rare people who reality trans surf away from being a libtard

Now would be a great time for a massive natural disaster to befall some country everyone has forgotten about. Maybe a nice nuclear "accident". Really take people's mind off things.

>>509797664
shut up you fucking clown

The circus is in town?

>>509796890
They have silenced the British public for decades ( through OFCOM and 2010 equality act ) already. They may ban all they want. The suppresion of speech may reserve them power in the short term, but in the long term, they have already sealed their fates.
Drugs, criminals and pollitical extremists are in every connor in Britian and, yet they haven't arrested nearly enough to stop the "radicalsation" of Britian. I have heard more normies call of ressurction of old ways of life then ever before, Bringing forth the death penalty, to mass deportations, to recognising the Jewish lobbying. We are on a casscading wave of dis-trust. They needed to unprecedented level of censorhip yesterday, not today

>>509797995
everyone knows what it means to be a man
and they can't robinsons fruit juice that

>>509785799 (OP)
this cat is cool as fuck, i wish i were half as cool as that cat.

>>509798273
it's genetic
you will never be as cool as that cat

>>509793986
>any revolution i dont like is actually the jews, and the millions of protestors are all paid by them
when will democracy keks realize that 80% of their issues are caused by the people and not the elites?
>>509798445
lies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHhzRptxCqI

christians working to destroy mohammed hijab

>>509797995
>I have heard more normies call of ressurction of old ways of life then ever before, Bringing forth the death penalty, to mass deportations, to recognising the Jewish lobbying.
That's all based as fuck, but it misses a key point. The BAMEs must flow because the religion of ALL Brits, whether English, Scottish, Jamaican, or something else, demands total sacrifice to your god: rNHS. You may be willing to overthrow the government over free speech, but you would be just as ready to overthrow the government for not bringing in BAMEs to please your god. Brits would rather die than commit the ultimate sin: americanization of 'elfcare

It's weird how they didn't show that video of the IDF raping a prisoner on the BBC

If yall lads start to Norwood, will you go on copesteride or just go full slaphead?

>>509797240
Ironically, he's the only person who wants to

>>509800356
Make skrilla and get a musk tier implant job

>>509785799 (OP)
didnt read the thread just wanted to say i think that cat pwnd me once.. a few times. i wish my two cats could be like that cat, but my wife doesnt allow it

>>509800512
>Make skrilla and get a musk tier implant job
A bit ambitious for a post-economic economic zone. A trip to Turkey is probably what's in the cards for you. That's what Lord Miles did after all.

>>509800821
Thankfully my head of hair is luxurious

>>509800920
Same here. I feel guilty about it. People value that now more than ever, and I did nothing to earn it. I feel sorry for norwoods and slapheads. They'll take a drug that shrinks their willy and bollocks.

WHITE IS RIGHT (+the japanese and other with self respect)

>>509801008
I got a small willy tho so it's a fair trade