Thread 509788031

How can I as an Indian move to Canada? Asking all my lovely canadian friends. I heard from my Indian buddy that Canadian people are hospitable. I also want to get invited by by white people especially girls to weekend dinners, football games. Looking forward to your replies. Jai Hind, Jai Canada. Long live India Canada friendship.

We're full

>>509788207
Canada has a vast land. We can adjust. 10 million Indians live in a tiny island of Mumbai. No big deal.

>>509788031 (OP)
I don't recommend it.

>>509788324
The land that is undeveloped is undeveloped for a reason. It is extremely cold and bringing in food costs a fortune. The memes you see of people spending 35 dollars for a box of fruit flavoured sugar water are from up there.

>>509788031 (OP)
It wouldn’t even be an upgrade for you
The competition there is fierce due to the huge flow of other immigrants, mostly Indian but also Filipino and others
The wages suck
The housing is expensive and nonexistent, almost Australia tier
Your parents should’ve considered this. You missed out
I’m not racist btw, I’m just stating facts

>>509788324
>We can adjust
You all keep cramming into one location. Fuck off, we're full.

>>509788031 (OP)
Don't listen to the naysayers bhai they're all racists and closeted racists. As a white Canadian with many desi friends I welcome you with open arms. You'll have a more fulfilling life here and white women are not prejudiced like some people unfortunately try to paint them as. Come home new Canadian man!

Disgusting vile rats

>>509788324
Most of the country is trees and rocks and no modern conveniences. In the bush, bears will kill you. The cities are full of fentanyl addicts and sketchy situations. The police will not help you. The best way to move to Canada is through a time machine set to 1992.

>>509789596
The 90's were super comfy, yes. At least compared to the modern hellscape this country has become.

Any indian that came to Canada in the past 2 decades is just a debt slave for the capital owning wealthy boomers.
You hear about people like my extended family who came here 50+ years ago being ridiculously wealthy and dream about that, but that was a different time.

>>509788207
Your politicians say otherwise.

>>509788031 (OP)
please don't. we don't want you. you are not welcome. stay home.

>>509788324
it is a big deal. we don't want our country to be like mumbai.

>>509788031 (OP)
My gf fled Canada because its so shit now, shes Chinese.

>>509789703
Yeah those other leafs are just racists trying to dissuade OP from coming over to start a new life which is deplorable since we're all immigrants at the end of the day

>>509788031 (OP)
Just show up to Canada. They will take you and even give you a white bitch to marry. Also free education and health. They will also let you displace a few mayo roaches and take their jobs.

Canada is full of muzshits and people of color, why do you want to go there

>>509788031 (OP)
Just buy a ticket, land here and claim refugee status when your tourist visa expires. You'll get $82k a year in housing and benefits from the government and if they deny your claim just appeal it and you get another 3 years of waiting and free tax payer money. After they get tired of you complaining and give you permanent residency you can pick up the phone and order your whole extended family over here, no strings attached. I'm looking forward to meeting some new Canadians!

>>509789906
Based and true, that’s literally me

>>509789665
This a white racist guy who want you to discourage you , Canada is full of horny white girl who want brown exotik cock

>>509788031 (OP)
If your cool and don't attack people for no reason, you'll do fine in toronto.

>>509790001
Why are you lying to get another Indian here?

>>509788031 (OP)
If you’re a pajeet in the West right now, you should planning on fleeing the country in the next month. You’ve already seen the insane anger from all sides the past few weeks. Things are going to get violent as the anger increases. You’ll make convenient targets for unhinged people.

And there are no whites to protect you because you’re universally hated by everyone, including niggers.

You’ll be happier in your home country where you can actually oppress lower caste subhumans.

https://www.amren.com/features/2024/12/india-its-worse-than-you-think/

https://www.dailyo.in/variety/scams-nirav-modi-rotomac-fodder-scam-pnb-22537

>>509788031 (OP)
1)you must first perform some tests of loyalty where you are... you must not rape a tween girl or boy for 1 month.
2) you must not wank in any women's windows for 2 months. No exceptions Kerpal. We will know if you cheat
3) you must not kill any siblings for no less than 3 mths. We will know if you cheat Kerpal.
4) you must bring 1 unique vindaloo recipe. We will know if you cheat Kerpal

>>509788324
If you want to risk it. You could participate in building up the northern frontier.
If you can handle the violence, feather indians, and drug abuse, you will have a big legacy.

I have been thinking of doing this of going to canada, then building a gang like we do gringoland were we kill niggers, but this time with jeets

The Chinese (who built Canada) are all leaving. Sorry but you're going to be stuck with dalits and white trash subhumans.

>>509790279
We will know if you cheat.

>>509790152
What part did I lie about? It's easy and simple to get into Canada and gain permanent residency. We've even got random dark evil looking Africans coming here too now when I never saw a single one growing up. They're all Canadians now though, just like me!

>>509790330
You didn't do shit and aren't going back to live in ChongChing or something in a box

>>509788324
Word how you all just want to live in Toronto then.

>>509790291
The chance of getting caught for smoking opps in ontario is like 30%, which is almost chicago tier.

>>509790394
We built Vancouver.

If you enter Canada illegally and never leave, no one will care. The government won't do anything to you.

>>509790366
82k a year in housing and benefits, we both know that's for the Syrians and such at the hotels. Not Indians working at Wendy's.

>>509788031 (OP)
FUCK OFF

>>509790441
Vancouver is a lot bigger than Richmond.

>>509790330
>The Chinese (who built Canada
Imagine believing this, you are proto jeets

>>509790484
What you just posted is a serious crime under Section 264.1 please delete this

>>509788031 (OP)
I'm going to take an uncharacteristic break from being a frothing racist for a second and give it to you straight mate.

How have you not realised our governments are literally just importing you as slaves? And I don't mean that in a hyperbolic fashion, I mean it in a very literal sense.

You cunts are being forced into indentured servitude, more often than not by your own, to work shit awful jobs in shit awful conditions, then after you're fucked on room and board by those same scumbag employers you don't actually earn anything, more often than not you're actually getting deeper into debt because they're charging you just to drive a truck, taxi, uber or whatever and threatening you with deportation if you don't comply, and all of that is occurring in a country where even the good earners are now struggling to afford homes as they cost millions of dollars.

You are being sold a dream, an ideal, that simply does not fucking exist mate.

Our Governments see you as a commodity, one that they don't have to pay to manufacture as India produces you, but one they can milk for labour in your prime then dispose of you as you get older with shit like MAID and our rapidly crumbling health care system and non-existent pensions, or in the case of Aus we simply revoke your visa, send you packing and replace you with another bunch of suckers because there's an infinite number of you.

If you move to the west it only ends one way, you become slaves for life and find yourself turning 60 without a family delivering fast food and living with 40 other blokes in a squalid house telling yourself you're still going to make it but in reality things have gotten so fucking bad economically and politically that we start rounding you up and sticking you in camps then planes and that's if you're incredibly lucky and there's even a shred of empathy left in us by that point, which I fucking doubt.

>>509790469
Indians have been claiming refugee status in record numbers since their work permits started expiring a couple of years ago. I'm pretty sure they're entitled to the same benefits if they're in that pipeline.

>>509790622
Chinese built the best cities in Canada. What are the white trash shitholes. Edmonton. Moose Jaw. Shithole filled with junkie trash.

>>509788031 (OP)
you should move the usa, they love indians there

>>509790330
LMAO.
No. It was the Aboriginals, French, English, Irish and Scottish that built the country.

>>509790441
No, that ching chong billionaire from Hong Kong was given a massive discount on Vancouver real estate by the government after Expo '86 ended. Nobody likes the ugly and cheap condo buildings your kind builds here.

>>509790441
>We built the worst city in the country
Grats dude, enjoy your overpriced trash covered city

>>509790700
Claiming doesn't mean you get the 82k in hotel pay tho, if they were here already working they don't need it to survive either. Trust me, these guys aren't get 82k in benefits. They work 50 hours at least and split a rental with 2 or 3 others. They group lease low end muscle cars and drown in debt. Perfect goy slaves.

>>509790731
Yeah, so great that Hongcouver is full of shoe box condos selling for over $700k with people dying on the street from fentanyl shipped in from China. Or how about Richmond, the city of lost pets where most signage is now in ching chang giberish and nobody will respond to you in English. "best cities" my ass.

>>509791025
Cities suck by default, to be honest.
If there are more people than trees, it's probably a shithole.

>>509788031 (OP)
Fuck off

>>509788324
it's not adjusting. it's mumbai

>>509788031 (OP)
Canada really needs to invest in a plunger to deal with all that shit
Just stay in India guy can't you see that everytime one of you moves there you just make it more like India?

>>509788031 (OP)
Fuck off, we're full. We can't even provide for the people we already have. Plus I'm gonna fucking SNAP!!! if I have to smell curry/body odor stench of you filthy subhumans one more fucking time. And how come you losers refuse to use toilets? You actually think you can score any women at all with your terrible hygiene practices? I hope everyone in India dies in a war with Pakistan.

>>509788031 (OP)
nice bait lol

>>509788031 (OP)
>>509788324
No.

Mr. Poop, there are so many Ranjeeshes going to Canada that people have to line up for several blocks for a dishwashing job.

>>509789261
You are Indian
White people don't describe Indians as "desi". Only Indians do.
You brownoids always manage to out yourselves

>>509794492
I only use "desi" when I want to make it specifically clear I'm including the Pakistanis and Sikhs, otherwise they just offload it to the other two.

>>509794651
lmao, just say jeets. They're all jeets. (Like you)

>>509788031 (OP)
Just go, what's stopping you? Why are you asking anyone here? you're actually jewish, aren't you?

>>509788031 (OP)
They are full fuck off. We by extension are also full fuck off.

>>509789665
This
My British family came here in the 50s.
Grandfather got a job with the RCMP when the requirements were basically "tall strong and white"
Raised 5 daughters and had a house and a car for him and a car for my grandmother on a single salary.
Obtained his single engine pilots license. Built motorcycles and had a gun Smith workshop in his basement where he made service revolvers for law enforcement agencies.
All on ONE cop salary.
Now? Lol. Lmao.

>>509788031 (OP)

Based

Candian women NEED Bharati men

>>509794702
Nah, I'm a maple frog.

>>509794779
chink stop cappin

>>509788031 (OP)
Bait.

>>509794867
Then don't use their terminology you weak fucking retard. Decades after decades of seething about Anglos but you're gonna sit down and let Jeets colonize you?

>>509794868
Pajeet, choke on some curry

>>509788324
>>509788031 (OP)
Disgusting streetshitter. Even normie canadians are turning on your kind. Indian hate is reaching all time highs here

>>509794867
No one in quebec knows what a desi is

>>509794976
We actually have the fewest of them per capita of the provinces. IIRC the most common source of immigrants here is France at the moment.

>>509795031
Chu bilingue, 'sti d'sans dessein.

>>509788031 (OP)
i think you should let this one in, leafs. he sounds like he won't be a problem.

Yeah I want endless gibs and slobbery oral from white girls too, where do I sign up?

>>509789858
The Chinese hate jeets more than anyone else. I had a roommate from Hong Kong who barely spoke any English but knew how to say “India big shit” whenever the topic came up.

>>509795060
So? That means you should respect them or use their lingo?

>>509788031 (OP)
White women love us, saar!

>>509788922
Alaskans live farther North than you do and they're doing fine.

I fucking LOVE this meme that white girls like Indian men, it doesn’t bother me in the slightest because it’s so laughably untrue that the only person that will ever be affected negatively by this bizarre stereotype is the Indian man who genuinely believes it to be true

>>509795990
And the white women they try to pursue, but that's not my problem or yours, eh?

Just show up and they give you free gibs, and also apologize for being white
They voted for this remember

>>509796077
Nah, unwanted Indian attention will makes retard shitlib women change their mind about immigrants

>>509796409
And probably carrying firearms.

>>509796488
Win/Win

>>509788031 (OP)
Well you can start by fucking yourself and then when youre done go find a train. Good day to you Pajeet.

>>509788031 (OP)
>>509788324
Soon (4-8years) the govt will flip and all indians will be burmaed
The hate is growing at a rapid rate
My educated guess is before 2030, all your friends will be deported or self-deported
Don't waste money

>>509789917
You bloody bich

>>509788031 (OP)
You're not welcome here, shitskin.

>>509797141
Lmao

Deport all pajeets

>>509795990
I'm 5'9 the amount of women who told me they wouldn't date me because I'm not 6'0 or higher is staggering. The vast majority of Indian men I've met are shorter than me by 3 or more inches. They're honestly surprised that Canadian women just ignore them and don't even consider them an option. They have this weird, unfounded confidence that Western women are attracted and I can't fathom why they believe this.

Indians shouldn't move to a country where the local men just mog the hell of them. They're already short, fat, dark-skinned and have terrible facial feature, yet many of them think Canadian White women and East Asian women want to date them, when they just compete with your average Canadian man.

The delusional confidence would be funny but I've met so many Indian guys who start to break down because no woman wants them that it starts becoming pathetic because they're just now realizing Western women don't want to date them because Indians are on average unattractive, short, pudgy etc.

>>509800523
Who the fuck wants a Canadian woman anyway. Ugly fat men that look like linebackers,

>>509788922
No Saar I am from Calgary.

Anything more north than Toronto is too expensive to do of the living in needful, my fellow brave and proud pajeets do not be of the moving to anywhere outside of the GTApreet.

Basically what I am saying is picture related.

>>509788031 (OP)
You can move to Canada by scamming, then raping a woman while covered in poo

>>509789906
Can confirm.

In HS they only let the designated special needs take the cabinetmaker/ half trades half school course.

Now Nova Scotia does the expecting and demanding anyone who picks up a tool has a journeyman paper while also doing equilivancy where proud Hindus and pajeets have their "Indian experience" count for 1:1 of Canadian construction industrypreet.

You can walk onto site and by virtue of being 1/3rd subsidized by the taxpayer, get a job as a safetyjeet and do the kicking Timmies off site for minor infraction and then do the "I have a buddy who is cheap" and gradually take over the construction industry.


Saars it is time we did the needful and all moved to Nova Scotia, old white folks to scam from sea to sea.

>>509788324
>saar why not you want your country be more like mumbai???
die die die die die die die die

>>509800746
I saw that. Did trucky get the gate?

>>509797411
One anon noted that all jeets in his area where replaced by female jeets who do the study of English.

A strange development in Jeet behavior. It must mean something......do we have Bruce anon present? Perhaps he can tell us being so engrossed in the study of the pajeet.

>>509803054
You can also put yourself in yp or kijiji and hand out your own contracts without any tickets or insurance, the only requirement is swing at a tea cup once.

>>509800523
>The delusional confidence would be funny but I've met so many Indian guys who start to break down because no woman wants them that it starts becoming pathetic because they're just now realizing Western women don't want to date them because Indians are on average unattractive, short, pudgy etc.
Try asking them what a Dalit is, and getting them to talk about India's caste system infront of other people. I found this worked great to expose normies to jeetsplaining and being racist while hiding behind the PoC label.

Very good way to open normies eyes.
Also popped the question about "what if people don't want you here?"
And
"Saar I am one of the good ones I am not a trouble maker" meme IRL.

>>509788207
Not according to the Century Initiative, you're not!

>>509803318
You can, where I'm from I'm looked at as "less than a person from Ontario."
Oddly enough I moved an hour away and have no issue finding cash work or things to occupy my time with, I just have to par le vous on Francis.

Locally in Nova Scotia their moving towards over regulating and demanding anyone with a toolbelt on have a bunch of certificates and bullshit and insurance and then handing out fines for non compliance, and using that to force out all trades and the people who work cash.

It's going to be hilarious when they end up forcing all the remaining young folks who were tricked into taking two year carpentery courses that don't count towards a red seal ticket into suck starting shotguns, drug addiction, or the loving and high paying arms of the Alberta construction industry, while spending years working towards an apprenticeship instead of having it right out the gate cause NS boomers not only refuse to teach you, but laugh and point at schools and tell you "if you want to learn, go to school"
Now, this day has not come yet,
But every east coaster that "wants" me to do work, will sit there and list off every reason why I "can't" do work, while imagining and thinking up laws and reasons, and now those same people, who belong in delousing chambers now have the ability to issue fines and tells everyone that all works to cease unless they says it's okay.

>>509803730
Literally put your Id under the Insole or ur boot and say youre Randy lahey
We had that Ontario College of Trades cop shit but doug ford shut it down

>>509788031 (OP)
Canada is heaven

>>509805297
>Sarah Gadon
$60,000 a year in maintenance glhf

>>509805750
White women love us

>>509794779
>Grandfather got a job with the RCMP when the requirements were basically "tall strong and white"


Fuck me. I saw one officers man boobs and it's disturbing me to the point I might skip bitching on 4chan about it and go to submitting a written complaint.

We have to go back.

>>509804119
>Literally put your Id under the Insole or ur boot and say youre Randy lahey


Tried that, I'm Trever Corey Monday to Friday, and Corey Lahey on weekends.
Sadly the fuckin construction Gestapo caught me loading material into the back of my fucking truck and issued me a bullshit fine I couldn't pay, on accounts of there being no fucking work on the east coast,and it might not have been my jobsite, then my house got repossessed because I couldn't find a job or pay my fines I got,cause my EI got canceled when they found out I was working under the table.

It's fucked.
Guess I'll just go out west, do the big dirty out there, come back with some skills and then be laughed at and told I'm a person from Ontario and repeatedly asked "when I'm going back" anytime I look for work cause I have out of province experience so that means I'll leave and theirs no point in hiring me.

>>509790169
as much as i'd like this to happen i dont see any poo flushing
and i'm not gonna do it cause i've already moved to a poo free area

>>509788031 (OP)
I don’t think Indians can comprehend how serious the public opinion whiplash is here.
This is Canada. Shit moves very slow and saying anything that might offend someone in public is very, very taboo. Much more so than in than other western countries.
In only ~3 years the Canadian public became openly racist to Indians. It’s gone fully mainstream. You can say, “I fucking hate Jeets” at work and everyone from all political leanings nods in agreement.

That is absolute madness on a scale foreigners can’t comprehend. You’re in danger. People are already pushing (and the government is listening) to deport Indians abusing student visas. It’s not going to stop there.

In all seriousness, now is a perilous time to come to Canada. Indian hate is on the rise at unprecedented speed.

>>509788324
10 million nahi chutye 20 million..mai Mumbai se hu. Australia jitna population hai waha.
I'm 100% born and raised in Mumbai OG Mumbaikar, also Marathi.

>>509790771
And i cant even move to canada despite having family there....
Meanwhile any illiterate dung measant from punjab can waltz in now questions asked

>>509807966
Sorry french anon, your family was sent to Louisiana for speaking some god awful dialect of half English, half French and refusing to proclaim loyalty to the King.

>>509807794
>People are already pushing (and the government is listening) to deport Indians abusing student visas. It’s not going to stop there.


Start the hard conversations
Talk about how it's "wage suppression" and the same people who refuse to hire and train Canadians are the same ones crying nobody wants to work.


Frame the argument against the bourgeoisie, comrade.