Anonymous
ID: 4BTNG/t0
7/8/2025, 4:43:51 AM No.509797972
>be the US in 2024
>one of the few times both parties agree on shit is banning a zoomer-infested SM app that just happens to be owned by the Chinese
>get a ban in motion, citing "security concerns" with China (which totally have nothing to do with countries in the Middle East)
>like, with a date and everything (which just so happens to line up with the inauguration, which ends up going to Trump), i.e. they're NOT fucking around this time
>date looms closer
>soon: no more chinese app, zillions of zoomers despair?
>"hey everyone, why don't we all go to this random ass OTHER chinese app, that's actually more like IG than TT, and unlike TT, is actually meant for Chinese people in China, with a 99% Chinese userbase? they can only get us on THIS Chinese app, not THAT Chinese app!"
Like idk about u but the whole thing just feels socially engineered. If the zoomer basedboys actually had sense + a consistent dogma, they would've been storming BlueSky and begging them to expand operations to TT-like short-form video. Like it could've been BlueSky's one big break to triumph over Rocket Man's evil scawwy Twitter.
And of course the TT ban's been undone and delayed more times than I can count, as y'all may know. But now they're saying ByteDance is capitulating, and preparing a US-specific TT app by September 2025 that'll permanently supersede the original app on March 2026. White women are whining about "muh international engagement" and even equating it to China's Great Firewall as "America's Great Orange Wall" or whatever. So some people are threatening to migrate to Xiaohongshu again.
Which, again, is totally organic and not fishy at all!
>one of the few times both parties agree on shit is banning a zoomer-infested SM app that just happens to be owned by the Chinese
>get a ban in motion, citing "security concerns" with China (which totally have nothing to do with countries in the Middle East)
>like, with a date and everything (which just so happens to line up with the inauguration, which ends up going to Trump), i.e. they're NOT fucking around this time
>date looms closer
>soon: no more chinese app, zillions of zoomers despair?
>"hey everyone, why don't we all go to this random ass OTHER chinese app, that's actually more like IG than TT, and unlike TT, is actually meant for Chinese people in China, with a 99% Chinese userbase? they can only get us on THIS Chinese app, not THAT Chinese app!"
Like idk about u but the whole thing just feels socially engineered. If the zoomer basedboys actually had sense + a consistent dogma, they would've been storming BlueSky and begging them to expand operations to TT-like short-form video. Like it could've been BlueSky's one big break to triumph over Rocket Man's evil scawwy Twitter.
And of course the TT ban's been undone and delayed more times than I can count, as y'all may know. But now they're saying ByteDance is capitulating, and preparing a US-specific TT app by September 2025 that'll permanently supersede the original app on March 2026. White women are whining about "muh international engagement" and even equating it to China's Great Firewall as "America's Great Orange Wall" or whatever. So some people are threatening to migrate to Xiaohongshu again.
Which, again, is totally organic and not fishy at all!