Thread 509806287

https://www.flightradar24.com/C2014/3b26c44c

He's still drawing

I thought Zognald stopped the gay army stuff

>>509806287 (OP)
fucking funny
is he making boobs now?

>>509806437
coast guard and air force were always faggots

>>509806287 (OP)
I picture a black dude listening to gin and juice

>>509806287 (OP)
Seems normal.

>>509806528
Right in the pussy.

He's going back for another pass!

>>509806442
maybe it's a bigger dick

>>509806613
he's making a vagina

BASED

>>509806287 (OP)
>off the coast of Mexico

Lol Kek

>>509806287 (OP).

A White guy did this, and is probably surfing in /pol/. funny guy.

Kek my sides

>>509806287 (OP)
>1,850 ft

Wtf is he doing

>>509806599
>Things beyond human comprehension.
Why are they growing in number?

>>509806528
Coast guard and air force don't die for israel. Based.

>>509806287 (OP)
admit it /pol/ this is exactly what you wanted to do

It's something men do when bored.

>>509806919
LMFAO. The best is the Evergreen ship drawing a dick before crashing into the canal.

>>509806771

Drawin' dicks man

>>509806919
gold

lol. he likes dicks

>>509806971
>Boss music starts playing
Wait a minute...

>>509806971
This happened?

neeeeeeeow, going for a 2nd ball

>>509807079
Yeah it did. Let me see if I have the video.

hes actually drawing a second, bigger cock n balls?
what did he mean by this?

>>509806971
that's pic
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cargo-ship-ever-given-penis/

>>509806919
this is true. i used to draw them all over my desk and notebooks at school.

based

>>509807147
he's near mexico...

>>509807079
Lol kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5IKbYcLgQA&t=2s&pp=2AECkAIB

it's like one from bottom up and one from the side profile

>>509807206
Yup. I knew instantly when I heard about this ship it was on purpose. You can see he drives on the opposite side of the canal to block it. Totally on purpose.

>>509807120
>burguers pay taxes for this

>>509806287 (OP)
>LGB
>dicks
lol

He literally drew a bigger cock...

WE'VE GOT A DOUBLE COCK ALERT
GET DOWN TO THE SMOKE PIT AND START SUCKING PRIVATES

>>509807120

This motherfucker really said hold on I'm gonna do another one in a different perspective.

>>509807370
What a savage.

>>509807325
It’s poetic

>>509806287 (OP)
>lgb
>lesbian gay bi
>drew a dick
kek

>>509807370
I'm dying to see what's next, and just dying

>>509807370
This flight just cost the American taxpayer $100k in fuel.

>>509807352
GIVE US A CUMSHOT HHNNNGGGGG

BREAKING NEWS
HES COOMING RIGHT NOW

>>509807495
Yes the really is tanking the economy isn't it.

>>509807319
fuck yes! Makes me prouder than any bunker buster. I hope pilot is shitfaced and about to call his boss a faggot

>>509806287 (OP)
dope

>>509807495
I don't think so buddy. Seems a little high. Could be wrong. Money is fake and gay anyway.

>>509807319
I paid for this chuckle, you ARE welcome.

>>509807495
>MUH HECKIN TAXERINOS NOOO
stfu

going for the money shot
what a wonderful night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGggghhhh

>>509807495
And I'd rather that money be spent on some jack ass drawing a GPS dick than it getting sent to Israel or any other non american shithole.

Bless this pilot
t. actual burgerfat

>>509807370
top kek

We need to find out who the pilot is. Ye drew jizz by the way

>>509806437
the sign tapping got too tappy, so they went back to gay

>>509807723
Turn the transponder on and off again for the finish.

>>509807319
he's getting great skill and practice
better than a bunch of tranny surgeries paid with tax dollars

i like it zoomed out. he's just having a blast out there all alone. The reception when he lands... wow

>>509807664
>And I'd rather that money be spent on some jack ass drawing a GPS dick than it getting sent to Israel or any other non american shithole.
Surprise! You get both.

>>509807723
He's going in for a big splash of it now lmao what a chad. He's probably getting fired for this but based nonetheless.

>>509807723

I haven't laughed this hard in DAYS. He's even looping it back around like an arTEEST

>>509806919
It took 3 days to make that

>>509807495
Based. I hope the taxes paid on the the money I send to America when I buy shit from Amazon pays for it.
U S A!
U S A!

>>509807877
>>509807919
Lmfao

Can we give this pilot some kind of medal?

>>509807370
Put on your 3D glasses fellas, this is no ordinary pilot. We have a modern day Rembrandt telling Mexico what's up.

>>509807970
His metal is getting in the ass by his fellow coast guard buddies

Godbless, Sky King

>>509806287 (OP)

Dude is a mad lad and only knows that a small audience can appreciate his troll. He's a world class artist too

Pride month is over.

>>509807970
He's getting fired because he made chuds laugh and fun isn't allowed.

He's going back around the tip for another go lmao

Our tax dollars at work

>>509806287 (OP)
>>509807120
>>509807332
>>509807862
>haha big airdick

>>509806287 (OP)
Hehe they do it for you.

Wow, that is a pretty fucking good cumshot lmao. Mission accomplished.

HE MADE THE CUMSHOT 3D
WHAT A HERO

>>509807830
>he's getting great skill and practice
I was just gonna say this. They need the training hours anyway and doing precision flying like this is actually good practice, even if it's for a dumb reason.

>>509807877
Nah he'll get chewed out and maybe have to wait an extra year for the next promotion but it's really fucking hard to get fired from a military pilot job unless you actually do something egregious, the military spends way too much money training these guys to let them go over a prank.

now THIS is monday night entertainment

>>509808240
It's about a 15 mile long dick, more or less

>>509806287 (OP)
Dude is a fucking legend.

>>509806287 (OP)

Please give us a third dick. I can't stop laughing.

>>509807120
That's a mighty erection.

>>509806528
>>509806613
>>509807120
>>509807370
>>509807516
>>509807919
But.. what does it mean? Is there some kinda symbolic meaning to this?

>>509808345
HAHAHA saved

>>509806287 (OP)
A timeless human goal. Reminds me of this.

ATC here, on break. There's what we call a "quiet emergency going" on right now. Goal is to keep this off the news, but I don't see how that's possible at this point. Word among my colleagues is that the plane was stolen and jets are en route as we speak to intercept and escort back to base. You likely won't see them on radar since they aren't required to turn on their transponders. If the pilot refuses to cooperate...well...let's hope that doesn't happen.

>>509808421
I'm worried he's disgruntled and going to anhero into mexico city

HE'S TURNING.
HE'S GOING FOR A THIRD DICK.

do you guys think he was drawing BBC or BWC or BAC or BHC or BJC or BIC?

>>509807147
>copilot
>hold my beer
>ill show you how its done

>>509808532
It could be an analogy for us fucking the earth. A penis inserted into a bigger penis.. this confuses me. And i'm usually pretty good at boardgames.

I think He's going for a 3rd, larger dick

>>509808590
lol!
what a time to be alive!

>>509808617
>its pilot leaf
>hes somehow got a coast guard job
>his wife is sobbing on the phone

>>509808528

Making dicks in the sky is an American past time.

>>509808590
Mr. President...

>>509806287 (OP)
a great artist at work. maybe even the greatest who has ever lived. the sub-context alone places this among the greatest masterpieces ever created. consider yourself fortunate to be alive in this time and place. this will be remembered for centuries.

>>509808522

Saved. Never seen this before. Love it.

>>509807319
money well spent my friend

>>509808603

ABC that's American Big Cock for you Hollander.

>>509808603
first one is a white cock, the second one is a BBC

>>509808620
I'm thinking he's taunting mexico

>>509808784
Die kike

>>509808634
Mr. President ... a third dick just hit the tracker

>>509806287 (OP)
Thats a Tip Gun pilot.

>>509808779
I KNEEL.

I swear, if this ends up being a pair of tits now...

>>509806554
Porcupines!

>>509806287 (OP)
how much are these penises costing the American taxpayer?

>>509808838
Let him cook.

He's going to make the cocks touch isn't he...

he's going for the figure 8

>>509808345
Just imagine this when you try to calculate the cock mileage of your average roastie

>>509808528

Oops.

>>509808796
This is why i pay the jews for my internet.

>>509808913
I think he's going for post ejaculation down position

>>509808528
Stfu faggot

Oh no, he's going to cross the streams? Isn't he? Oh no...

>>509806287 (OP)
Finally, an actual happening

>>509808886
Probably not even 1 cent per person

Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

>>509808886
He has to fly anyway so might as well have fun while doing it.

There's no way. He's not seriously gonna do a third one, right???

>>509808982
small dick, big dick, ejaculation, post nut clarity, this man is an artist and a philosopher

>Things you do on your last day in a job
Kek. Absoluute legend.

>>509808982
That's got the be the third dick

>>509806287 (OP)
Clearly this is advertising to boost recruitment numbers.

>>509809077
>>509808982
He's making a third one...

>>509809014
thank god no

Posting in Epic Bread put me in the screenshot lads

>>509809064
TWO BALLS

GIGA BASED

>>509808982
He's gonna make them dock or cross swords.

>>509809078
nut to infinity and beyond!

>>509808982
>3d radar dick
This guys good

>>509809142
TWO SCOOPS

>>509806287 (OP)

Alright we got BALLS and we're off!

2nd is the finest skycock ever drawn.
a masterpiece!
wonder what the 3rd image will be.

I'm on the edge of my seat. What does he draw next?

This is trending 6th most watch aircraft on flight aware right now

Hmm...Either he's going for a giga-banana dick or we got cucked out of watching the coast guard drawing a third dick...

>>509806287 (OP)
Your tax dollars at work

Crash lands into Mexico lol

>>509809268
there are 5 more interesting planes than this one?!

>>509809262
It never left

>>509809309
Number 4 now only 3 to go for number 1 world ranking

>>509809205
God fucking damn it. Some ATC roastie has noticed and reported it.

Private Major Cockenbaz?
gunna be a big one

actions have consequences, americanos...

>>509807319
Well Europe is spending money on reoperating men to woman, importing mudslime terrorists, sending kids to pedophiles and so on and on... i would gladly rather pay for drawing a dick on a sky with plane then that.

>>509806287 (OP)
coasties having fun

>>509809369
made me look award

>>509809369
>meow

>>509809369
HOLY FUCKING KEK

Fuck mexico

>>509806287 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHA HE DREW A DICK GUYS!!!! A COCK!!!! A PENIS!!! SO FUNNY LMAO!!!

This moment is what makes or breaks a man

Will he turn and complete the 3rd dick?

>>509809369
lolololol

HES TURNING

>>509809364

OOP HE'S TURNIN

>>509809513
He decided to make it longer after this ... >>509809411

>>509809300
Better than sending money to israel.

>>509809482
looks like he's rounding the tip
fun fact, "punta" means tip in spanish

>>509809364
I'm still not sure if this is real or not ngl

>>509809411
on a serious note, when Jews panic, they just suck special interest dick harder. this is a very powerful Jewmetric at work. she's worried.

>>509809558
>promises action against gentrification
>no actually we want our country to stay a dirty criminal shithole
brown people

>>509809587
She's a kike

I'm actually worried about the pilot, does he have enough fuel to do this?

>>509809607
are all the beaners protesting and rioting kikes too?

most watched plane now

>>509809552
the artistry of the 2nd dick is actually pretty crazy

>>509809359

I think you're right. There was a comment that's since been deleted saying that it was already being talked about

>Control C2014 heading home, 2 cocks complete with jazz
>Roger that, returning to base

>>509809558
getting a little modern art for me. bulbous
maybe epstein's avocado dick

>>509809482
its not a 3rd dick, its a large penis in the throes of ejaculation after fucking a pair of titties
titty fucking went away a long time ago, we are dealing with an oldfag here which would his explain lack of giving a shit

>>509809621
Paid by kikes but they're spics

>>509809558

It's real lol
https://www.flightradar24.com/C2014/3b26c44c

It's 11:24pm PST and even a US Army pilot is bored protecting America.

going home to the brig I think

>>509809617

Yeah, it's only been in the air a bit over three hours.

>>509809359
Link to ATC audio

>>509809712
It's the coast guard retard

>>509809540
True, in the grand scheme of things its nothing.
Its still a few dozen thousands of dollars worth of fuel tho

>>509806599
wtf the smoke shouldn't even be able to break the regular cloud barrier. how is it so high?

>>509809686
wait is the pilot anon spammer a real fucking person wtf

>>509809663
The mad lad is going qubist

>>509809741
A few dozen thousands of fun.. on the tax payers. Good for him.

>>509809764
There were a few pilots posting today looks like they've had it

>>509809720
Doubt it. The armed forces are infested with homosexuals.

>>509809617
there's a military base in san quintin but i doubt they're even going to look for him after being insulted with giant cocks in the sky.

Apparently this has happened before.

>>509809737

They draw dicks looking for people?

And the Coast Guard is the military that's a C-130

>>509808982
>soft
>hard standing coom
>????

ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

If you want to manipulate the weather with chemicals, you must be a faggot.
Faggots are just as obsessed with penises as women.

>>509809873
Sky dong.

>>509809734
seconding this

dude is talking on SOMETHING we should be able to hear. at least the closest airport when he flies in

He is coming through.

>dicks
>LGB
kek.

>>509809873
the evergreen ship drew a dick before it blocked the suez

>>509806919
>It's something men do when bored.
The most niggerish behavior I ever partook in was when I "graffiti'd" a neighbors fort they built out of plywood trimmings in a developing neighborhood in a small town. Got me a spray can at Ace Hardware and drew a big ol penis on the side of it when I was like 10. lmao

>>509809873
Many times.

>>509809888
Checked.. also, the guy is trying to inseminate the sky in order for the globalists to take control. I FUCKING KNEW IT!

>>509809870
hmmm. maybe

>>509809933
Long Beach tower where he departed from

https://www.liveatc.net/hlisten.php?mount=klgb_twr&icao=klgb

>>509809974
He was C2014 right? Just heard some people telling eachother goodnight..so..not looking good :(

where's the skyking thread when you need it? thanks fren

a benis just flew over my house

HE SHOULD FLY AN EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF PATTERN RIGHT NOW

>>509810048
this post would be funny with the flag of mexico...

oh wait

>>509810032
Np

damn i thought he was gonna do a 3rd but looks like he's heading home

>>509810119
i think he got in trouble

>>509810119
Probably called back

>>509810119
We are RTB.

>>509810156
>>509810146
He's the best damn pilot we got tho, realistically how hard can they reprimand him

It's been a pleasure watching with you all, frens. I needed those laughs

Hybrid map is nice

>>509810119
Nonetheless, that there was the finest aircock ever drawn in aviation history. a masterpiece.

The pilot should be rewarded and applauded.

goodnight dicknons.

>>509810217
That is a seriously impressive GPS cock. Probably the best we've ever seen.
No doubting his skill.

fin

>>509810284
True, we've never had a side profile before. Truly a caliber unmatched, probably will never be replicated. Sleep tight at base, prince

Amazing simply amazing

>>509810314
To accurately splooge on GPS. Yeah, no doubting his skill

The news reporting this as being complete coincidence tomorrow and due to windy conditions would still be more believable than the kikestein client list never existing

>the third dick got cut off
not a sentence you hear everyday

Un pito volo sobre mi costa! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ATC guy here again. No clue why my post was deleted. If it happens again I'm done posting for now. It's freaking me out a bit.

What I know so far for certain:
* He stole the plane.
* He is inebriated in some capacity.
* He was intercepted and is being escorted back by three F-16's (transponders off).
* He is being semi-cooperative. They ordered him to land back in the US, and he agreed, but is flying as slow as possible just to piss them off.
* He screamed something that sounded like "Faush Rad" about 20 times according to my military buddy who was listening to the encrypted coms.
* The V& is waiting for him when he lands.

>>509810356
Why my city is getting cummed?

>>509810550
Hmmm, is he military or coast guard ? Or some rando that *stole the plane*

>>509810563
You have been blessed by Skycock. Rejoice.

>>509810563
You've been jizzed on by the Wayne Gretzky of air cocky.

>>509810563
has it made it to the coast yet? Big cat 5 rope gunna drown some folks

>>509810356
This was so retardedly funny holy shit. I needed a dumb laugh today, this is pure art

dang. no scanner feed to listen to about this then I guess eh. long beach maybe?

>>509810550
Yeah, your post did got 404'd. Don't post for a bit or talk about something else.

>>509810550
Larping nigger.

>>509810612
No clue. Someone mentioned the name "Kochinski" but that doesn't tell me if they're military or civillian though.

>>509810716
You saw his other post ?

>>509807120
this is the best modern art produced by america in the last decade at least

my favorite (besides the hacked evergiven fucked the suez canal here >>509806919) was when the CIA plane wrote "RELAX" near the polish border right before the russians invaded ukraine

>>509810563
Dunno, but the pp is also pointing towards Ensenada.
Makes me go hmm.

>>509810550
Toppest of keks if real

My bet is it's his retirement flight

>>509810755
Are you larping. Be honest, buddy

>>509807723
amazing

>>509810758
Yes; me thinks he said a specific jargon used on his work and got 404'd.

>>509810755
Are you deleting posts, lul

ATC anons posts keep getting removed, here is what he posted:

ATC guy here again. No clue why my post was deleted. If it happens again I'm done posting for now. It's freaking me out a bit.

What I know so far for certain:
* He stole the plane.
* He is inebriated in some capacity.
* He was intercepted and is being escorted back by three F-16's (transponders off).
* He is being semi-cooperative. They ordered him to land back in the US, and he agreed, but is flying as slow as possible just to piss them off.
* He screamed something that sounded like "Faush Rad" about 20 times according to my military buddy who was listening to the encrypted coms.
* The V& is waiting for him when he lands.

almost home

>>509810853
Bretty sure he's deleting his own posts. I can respek the derail

>>509810767
>CIA plane wrote "RELAX" near the polish border right before the russians invaded ukraine
no way. kek. link?

>>509810901
idk man seems pretty stupid and pointless. its not like hes saying anything secret or anything. kind of weird to me its getting deleted.

anyone else listening to long beach scanner?

I wonder if there's anything on websdr we could listen to regarding this

280 kts kek

>We need our best pilot
>Get the one that draws dicks all day

>>509810985
If theres even 1% correlation on any scanners with what anon was saying, we can conclude he was telling the truth and his post probably were getting deleted

>>509810985
guy running ATC signed off about 5 minutes ago

>>509811048
yeah im just monitoring the guy to see where in fact he does end up landing but listening to long beach dispatch rn just incase they mention literally ANYTHING about a rogue airplane or a penisplane.

captcha thinks its rad. norad is rad

>>509811060
Where do you even listen to that at?
or is it the same link he gave me to the airport?

>>509811133
any idea what the colors and dots of his path indicate?

>>509811164
yeah same link, wasnt it a female ATC saying goodnight earlier? because it was a male signing off

>>509810853

Thought I imagined your first one. Looks like he's starting to climb altitude. Stolen is fucking WILD. Got any more goss?

>>509810356

The two circles represent twins.

>>509811048
Look at the area around where he took off. It's still busy as hell. That sky would have been cleared is a stolen military aircraft was being escorted back by two F-16s.

>>509810217
>you sonoabitch you've been a thorn in my side since day one and the main reason why I have the entire DoD and NTSB so far lodged up my ass I shit safety reports everyday, but goddammit if you aren't the best pilot we got!

>>509811226
speed/elevation and pinging?

>>509811226

Altitude. He's climbing.

before you faggots delete your post delete yourself instead

>>509811227
yes. literally what I heard as soon as I opened it. made me kinda mad.

what the fuck is with the deleting posts?!

>>509811251
true maybe. but how do we know hes actually going to land there? what if he crashes the plane somewhere else kek

>>509810985
military probably too embarrassed about this to have it mentioned online
im guessing still too early for their liking to go public with this incident

>>509807120
BAHHAHA

>>509811298
Breh, its the deep state. They're deleting critical posts, bro

Ultra based I actually paid for this :3 I gave the pilot 2x60 packs of beers for this air show.

>>509811358
as long as it doesn't breech containment from this board and ends up on shitter or plebbit

>>509811288
looks like he's climbing and going faster?

>>509811377
breh, you're a retarded cunt. delete yourself, bro

>>509811445
he is. not much on speed since hes been hanging around 270 kts for a while

hes definitely gone up in altitude though

maybe to fly over the island ?

>>509811445

Yeah and it doesn't quite look like he's heading back where he came from

>>509806599
>drive car
>smoke
>HOLY SHIT SMOKE IS GOING REALLY FUCKING FAST BUT ITS NOT MOVING BECAUSE IM NOT MOVING THE CAR IS
Whoah

>>509811226
Colors is altitude.

The "dots" are just where the planes transponder is being picked up. The parts where you have a solid line means they're picking up the transponder constantly. The dotted parts are jsut where they're receiving the planes signal intermittently. the plane is over the ocean so receivers aren't able to pick it up reliably.

>>509811295
strange? stranger than drawing dicks with an expensive heavy transport plane?

kind of looks like he's being escorted
maybe they are sending him to catalina?

>>509811538
He's gonna land at San Nicholas (where there is also a secret bioweapons program though that's like unrelated)

>>509810550
4chan, a magical place

oh shit where did troy 315 come from

wait now border patrol is tailing behind in his path
TROY315 just turned their transponder on

>>509811538

Annddd now we got Troy that just slipped on a transponder and is diverting?

>>509811669
>>509811665
oh wait false alarm its turning east

>>509811665
>>509811669
Kek wtf is going on, someone bake new bread

>>509811648
pins and needles here

someone on the scanner threatened to kill the police lol

>>509810926
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/02/18/russia-ukraine-border-writes-relax-sky/6842744001/
https://www.businessinsider.com/passenger-plane-writes-relax-near-ukraine-border-with-flight-path-2022-2

"air moldova" yeah right lol

>>509811703
nah he definitely had contact with our boy

K, maybe atc anon was not larping

>>509811333
checked

>>509811754
you are him trying to larp more
kill yourself nigger
get the fuck out of this thread

>>509811727
Who. . . like a pilot or a call that they got saying someone threatened that ????

damn somethings actually happening

>>509811727
police scanner? link?

>>509806287 (OP)
how much does a detour like that cost in gas?

>>509811578
my schizo theory is this is actually a test of new fly-by-wire gadgets for military planes. AI drew these dicks, that's how they were so perfect from multiple perspectives

anything on this recording website?
https://www.liveatc.net/recordings.php


also. trying to see if I can listen to avalon catalina airport

>>509811738
rad

oh shit army blackhawk just southeast of long beach airport on arrival coming from vegas
OH FUCK I REFRESH THE PAGE AND ITS DISAPPEARED WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>509811798
Not sure. Dispatcher was kind of mumbling so was the cop. I just heard something something "theyre threatening to kill us if we dont help" or something like that. maybe jt was back off. didnt catch all of it.

anyone baking?
I don't know how

post your scenarios here:
>china or russia hacked a plane and drew dicks with it
>drunk pilot decided to skyking
>US spooks testing out remote plane-piloting tech that doesn't require an AWACS
>strategic ultra-elite Black Chamber CIA psyop to raise troop morale on the eve of war
>cletus got word that his wife is getting banged out by his buddies back home, like i hear happens with a lot of service members, and snapped

>>509811929
Scenario 1: a gay ausi

>>509811815
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/24051


Dispatch just said someone said they were going to kill PD and then themselves.

No idea what this is in regards to.

>>509811915
what? holy shit is this a hijacking/hostage situation? the dicks were a cry for help?

>>509811929
cleetus more than likely

>>509811980
>the dicks were a cry for help?
They always are..

>>509811980
maybe nigga! listen to scan with me and find out i guess, fren

I was feeling super down. so this is exciting lmao

>>509811929
>Pilot on routine flight to keep his hours up figures nobody is watching. Draws dicks. Is found by weaponised autism and becoming #1 watched flight on the planet, gets busted and ordered home.

>>509811965
my area just reported skyrocketing car deaths and shootings. good times.

>>509811926
i have a 300 second cooldown period before i can post because i guess i'm on the cool kids list but somebody should bake something

>>509811980
6LPEWJQq (ATC)
/CUy5zTx
GI0GZ3Ds
is the same faggot trying to pull a larp

>>509812081
Wtf ??

He's headed towards Huntington Beach! not Long beach!.. unless he does the things airplanes usually do when they go to land and make a huge turn!!

>>509812025
>>509812041
ain't that the truth

>>509812053
don't rain on my parade. this has to mean something (because my life is empty, which is why i'm on 4chan at 3am on a weeknight)

>>509811929
99.9% it was "lol watch this im gonna draw a dick"

>>509812123
eat shit and die nigger

>>509811980
>>509811965
>>509811913

Shit it really does seem like it's being escorted, and that it's not 100% compliant. You can seem him try to veer off, and straighten back out again. He's slowed down by about 100kts, and altitude is down to 2,900 feet.

>>509812094
that makes sense. looks like it's not happening after all

>>509812081
1 may be just enough . last post

The pilot is obviously going to get fucked, but those planes have a bunch of crew, are they going to get bitchslapped by their commander too?

>>509812094
nigga. let people enjoy things. is he the pilot in the plane, too? mr dickman himself? maybe youre dickman in the plane and you dont wanna be exposed..

>>509812147
While the entire crew giggled like retards.

>>509811817
In pure fuel burned, a lot, but really it's sort of nothing because these guys need to fly a certain number of hours a month to stay qualified and what they do with those hours is relatively open. On a normal flight he would've burned the same amount of fuel, just less creatively.

>>509812189
>>509812211

I'm fascinated by the things you'll find fascinating

seems like hes on final approach for long beach

If you guys actually want to try and find the ATC, he's probably talking to LA Center, not a specific airport, unless he's already been handed off to whichever one he's going to land at.

migrate
>>509812296
>>509812296
>>509812296
>>509812296

oh sheeeeit

>>509811929
>pilot is having lunch in the back
>comes back to see young whippersnapper co-pilot drew babies first airdick
>"hold my beer, ill show you how its done"
>proceeds to create the most majestic skycock+ejaculation ever recorded in aviation history

>>509812294

Yep, he's landing

I must say, that second dick is really something special. The guy is an aerial artist.

>>509813045
politicians have gone too far
we deserve every sky penis we get

>>509813045
>sir, a second dick has hit the flightradar