Thread 509817017

Daily reminder that Joseph is a cuckold and Jesus is a product of cuckoldry (His """father'''' getting cucked by """""""""""god""""""""""""""').

Also Jesus advocates for feminism and cuckoldry. And woman fucking other men then their husbands and you are to shut up you filthy sinful man!

>>509817017 (OP)
2/3

>>509817017 (OP)
>>509817039
Read your BIBLE!

>>509817017 (OP)
>>509817039
>>509817089

Shalom

>>509817372
>Shalom
NO.

>>509817089
This means before god, you won't be sent for hell for being a woman but instead for your sins and whether you will be forgiven or not isn't dependent on your sex.
Distinctions remain ontologically real, but they are no longer sources of division in Christ.
Church acknowledges the equal worth of all people before God, it does not interpret Galatians 3:28 as support for abolishing traditional roles (e.g., male-only priesthood). Instead, it emphasizes unity in salvation, not sameness of function or vocation.

>>509817372
>oy vey if you don't worship the torah and rabbi yeshua you are helping the jews

kike

>>509817564
Shalom

>>509817017 (OP)
I actually did the sneedful and looked up one of the bible quotes.
>John 8:3-11
All my life I've heard of this as some kind of proof that Jesus loves whores and ''thou shall not cast le first stone''
That's literally not what it talks about at all. The entire point of the passage is that these people are trying to trick Jesus into saying something that they can then use to kill him.
The entire point of the passage is that Jesus avoided getting killed or imprisoned. The point isn't that whores are good, it's that you should lie and say whatever you need to not get your head chopped off by people who want to kill you.

>>509817017 (OP)
Never 4get

For, tell me, is not the dwelling place of demons a place of impiety even if no god's statue stands there? Here the slayers of Christ gather together, here the cross is driven out, here God is blasphemed, here the Father is ignored, here the Son is outraged, here the grace of the Spirit is rejected. Does not greater harm come from this place since the Jews themselves are demons? In the pagan temple the impiety is naked and obvious; it would not be ease to deceive a man of sound and prudent mind or entice him to go there. But in the synagogue there are men who say they worship God and abhor idols, men who say they have prophets and pay them honor. But by their words they make ready an abundance of bait to catch in their nets the simpler souls who are so foolish as to be caught of guard.

(4) So the godlessness of the Jews and the pagans is on a par. But the Jews practice a deceit which is more dangerous. In their synagogue stands an invisible altar of deceit on which they sacrifice not sheep and calves but the souls of men.

Ordained rabbi runs pornhub
https://time.com/7017403/solomon-friedman-pornhub-ethical-interview/
Spiritual warfare

if it weren't for anti-christuck and anti-pajeet threads 4chan would be useless to me

>>509817017 (OP)
You sound jewish.

>>509817017 (OP)
>christieanity
Dumb ass jeet

>I got brainwashed into caring about this by my favorite eceleb
maybe there should be a religion containment board for these types

>>509817550
>it does not interpret
Translation:
>We the le church will literally create weapons grade copium to make these words mean nonsense and mean nothing.

And this is 100% of Christianity regarding 100% of literally every word in the bible.
The best part you fuckers pretend like you worship this book!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEELEVEN

I rest my case.

PS:
>This means
Sorry all the LGBTQI++ christians interpret it differently.

Funny how interpretation means exactly what the secular non biblical ideology (this includes you) of the speaker says.

Once more
The best part you fuckers pretend like you worship this book!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEELEVEN

I just debunked all of your religion and all of Christianity.

>for abolishing traditional roles (e.g., male-only priesthood
In contrast to the leftist chrisitans who have a female priesthood. Feel free to murder all the heretical Christians until one one sect of you clowns remains. I literally can not take you clowns seriously until this happens. Actions speak louder then words so start speaking by murdering all heretics!

>>509820834
i dont care if trannies go to god or whatever, all i care about is killing trannies and dead trannies, that is all.

t.atheist racist

bump

>>509817017 (OP)
You jews are seriously mentally ill and neurotically obsessed to hate on Christ all day long. You can invent all kind of bullshit all day long, this will not save you from the wrath of God.

>>509818391
well salvation is of the jews -john 4:22 so you better listen to him
and give him your money -romans 15:27

>>509817994
Look a 100% accurate in context comic book! Read this in your bibles and see who is the laying retard in this debate!
>All my life I've heard of this as some kind of proof that Jesus loves whores and ''thou shall not cast le first stone''
>That's literally not what it talks about at all
I literally says you must shut up and stop questioning your wife fucking other men.

>Whore
????
That is literally a married woman who fucked another man and the husband is the one complaining to rabbi jesus!?

>Kill jesus
LOL you people are clowns
>rabib jesus is all powerful and god and shit
Also you clowns
>Nooo jesus can not say that or they kill him
Christians are clowns!
PS Also conflicts with John 7:25-44

>into saying something that they can then use to kill him.
And what is the trick? What is he trying not to say?

It is clear Moses says if your wife cheats on you you can stone her to death for this crime.

The crowd wants to do what Moses made law.

This is somehow a trick.

Jesu the KEK fails to acknowledge what Moses did teach. And starts his tricks and scams about le first stone.

Tell me man of /pol/ do you stand with Moses or do you stand with Jesus the KEK?

PS: Jesus is the most evil and most repulsive character in the bible. He literally is modern leftism 2000 years ago.

Leftism is secular (ORIGINAL) Christianity (only light)!!!!!!

>>509818444
>Religion is no political and has no real world consequences
LOL.
If we can quote and read Marx to humiliate Communists so can we do with the bible and the pro-migrant religion.

>>509817017 (OP)
>that format
The left can't meme

>>509817372
>getting called out by an Israeli flag
LOL

>>509821022
>i care about is killing trannies
What part of
>Help your enemies destroy YOU!
>So say I your god jesus!
Did you fail to understand?

>>i care about is killing
You are literally going to burn in hell if your religion is true. For this.

>>509820834
>>509821022
>>509821902
>i care about is killing trannies
What part of
>Help your enemies destroy YOU!
>So say I your god jesus!
Did you fail to understand?

>>i care about is killing
You are literally going to burn in hell if your religion is true. For this.

>>509820834
Why are you freaking out?
And if you're criticism is Sola Scriptura, bible alone that is a total valid criticism that's why people become catholics or orthodox.

>>509821433
I am not a jew you literal christ-jew!
>this will not save you from the wrath of God.
Your god is imaginary and impossible.
Even if he existed he would literally burn all Christians in hell according to his own twisted morality while rewarding everyone who hates him like he did during his life as jesus.

Never forget jesus hates Christians the most.
The first will be last and the last first.

Remember the longer and the harder you serve jesus the less you will be rewarded for this.
This is why jesus is so repulsive.

>>509822285
>And if you're criticism
Lets see
Christians
>1) WE Christians (yes all of you) worship the bible it is gods instructions to use!
>2) actually we Christians ignore everything jesus did say....
>3) however this humans who is not god says X lets all do X!

Christians are clowns!

>>509817017 (OP)
Kek. Who hurt you? Show us on the doll where the big bad religion touched you.

>>509817017 (OP)
u forgot ur memeflag mr sage

>>509821902
This verse verse isn't suppose to be taken as a rigid legalistic command in every literal instance.
The Fathers often interpret "turning the other cheek" as part of the broader fight against the passions—such as anger, pride, and wrath.
St. John Chrysostom taught that to turn the other cheek is not about passivity but about mastery over anger and contempt for worldly honor.

>>509822537
>This verse verse isn't suppose
Can you name any part of what jesus did say and take it as law?

>as a rigid legalistic
Source your Pope/pastor made up this cope.

>The Fathers
What fathers? Do you have 2 dads?

>often interpret
Where, who?

>St. John Chrysostom taught that
Is this the name of the god you worship (SPECIOUS!)?

No?
Who is your god?
Is it this Jesus from the bible? Are you supposed to worship that guy? No?!

>St. John Chrysostom
Another flawed sinful man who is nothing in the face of jesus.
Seriously I swear every christian who ever lived is in hell right now. It is unreal how hard you fucks self debunk.

If your religion is fake then you are wasting your life with the jesus delusion.

If your religion is true.... and you retards literally disobey your god jesus while worshiping other retarded humans and their copium then all of you are going to hell.

>St. John Chrysostom taught
Funny how the retard jesus did not say this in his own words in the bible instead we get unbelievable shit and waste of ink and paper all of the time from jesus while a flawed and sinful human says the religion you worship!

>>509822944
Love thy neighbour
Love can be acted out by preventing others to sin whether that's by the sword or imprisonment, for example if your neighbour is a homosexual it would be an act of hatred to allow another man made in the image of god to keep sinning, so it's an act of love to stop someone from being a fag either through enforcing laws or by the sword.

>>509822944
I think all your criticisms could be solved if you watched a single debate between a sola scriptura protestant versus either an RC or EO.
You can't pick up the bible and expect to know what it all means that is where history is necessary and traditions, teachings to be passed down through the church.

>>509817017 (OP)
>Jesus advocates for feminism
Jesus preaches that divorce+remarriage=adultery

>>509823054
>Love thy neighbour
OK. So you love your trans LGBT neighbour as yourself then?

>Love can be
LOOK MORE COPE! And literal mockery of your own god.

>by preventing others to sin
You realize that jesus told you that you are not allowed to do that right? Like it is FORBIDDEN for you to judge or point out the sin in others? Want me to quote the bible parts or do you accept this fact and will simply quote some other cope some human wrote to twist what YOUR GOD did literally say to you?!

> or by the sword.
Entire story how this is a bad thing for you that jesus did say....

I mean you are unbelivable. If your god is real he will torture you forever in hell for you literally twisting his word. If not you are a cray idiot who worships a retarded leftist book (the bible NT) and also needs to remember 8 billion of the cope book and phrases that your cult made up to literally decanonize your own gods words....

>>509817017 (OP)
>Jesus advocates for feminism
youre thinking of the judaeoChristian heretic blasphemer false pastors. punch a pastor for Jesus

>>509823054
Its love your neighbour as yourself. So if you sin you would want to be killed or imprisoned?

>>509823243
>Jesus advocates for feminism
YES

Jesus
>Your wife fucked another man?
>Shut up you sinful man mind your own sins!

>You a man looked at a woman the wrong way?!
>Gouge out your eyes or you will burn in hell!!!!

Do we continue?
>divorce+remarriage=adultery
Yes and?
>divorce+remarriage=adultery
Translation:
>You can not divorce your wife regardless how bad she gets. Heep being her slave!

You
>Wow rabbi jesus is so based! I love being the forever slave of my wife while she has sex with other man!
>I will never divorce her that be wrong!

>>509817564
the greco-romans in 25 aD were more ready to recieve the Gospel than the amerifucks of 2025. God truly hates america, as fred phelps said

>>509823286
>OK. So you love your trans LGBT neighbour as yourself then?
Yeah that's right that is what our conception of love means, if you're little brother let's say is 10 years old and was dressing up like a girl and was being retarded basically can you please tell me how you stopping him wouldn't be an act out of love but instead hatred?
That question won't be answered

>>509823243
You're literally retarded. Even that passage only says divorce is wrong.

Thus, marrying a second wife is 100% biblical.
Divorcing is bad tho

>>509823660
>wouldn't be an act out of love
Love is a nonsense word.

> years old and was dressing up like a girl and was being retarded basically
I see you are to retarded to read what I post and give up after 10 words.

I repeat
>by preventing others to sin
You realize that jesus told you that you are not allowed to do that right? Like it is FORBIDDEN for you to judge or point out the sin in others? Want me to quote the bible parts or do you accept this fact and will simply quote some other cope some human wrote to twist what YOUR GOD did literally say to you?!

> or by the sword.
Entire story how this is a bad thing for you that jesus did say....

I mean you are unbelivable. If your god is real he will torture you forever in hell for you literally twisting his word. If not you are a cray idiot who worships a retarded leftist book (the bible NT) and also needs to remember 8 billion of the cope book and phrases that your cult made up to literally decanonize your own gods words....

>>509823703
well what youre missing though is the part where marriage on earth was instituted by Jesus Christ to help us understand salvation. divorce is like losing your salvation. but judas was never saved. if you have an unbeliever for a wife and she leaves, you were never married, just like judas was never saved. therefore [1 Cor 7:15]. its not a divorce because it was never a marriage.
and if she wont reform her behavior, that means shes an unbeliever. and if shes an unbeliever, and she departs, let her go, you were never married.
> Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.
if she takes your name, and doesnt act like it, shes not married. if she takes the Lord's name saying shes a Christian, and doesnt act like it, she takes the Lord's name in vain, and gives the enemies of the Cross occasion to blaspheme.

>>509821941
Why can't the left meme?

>>509823753
You realize that jesus told you that you are not allowed to do that right?
Yes please prove this to me, also I was right you didn't answer my question.
If you stopped your brother from doing x thing is that an act out of love if the thing your stopping him from doing is a perceived bad?
>bro love is a bullshit word man
ok bro

>>509817017 (OP)
(You) Are a retarded, lying ass-hole!
STFU, Faggot!

>>509821658
Mentally ill tranny dilated his brains out. You can go literally read the passage. It literally says that these people came to Jesus to trick him and get him killed.
I am not a Christian which is why this is the first time I've actually read this shit.

Jesus didn't have the authority to kill people who violate law. The people who came to Jesus were not his followers looking for advice. They were his enemies who wanted to catch him violating Roman law or violating jewish texts.
Jesus essentially tells them that they should be the one who stone the woman and they literally can't do that or they would be arrested, so the fuck off.

>>509824607
correct. truly,
>And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? 11He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. 12For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath. 13Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

14And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:

15For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

>>509824607
16But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear. 17For verily I say unto you, That many prophets and righteous men have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.
18Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower. 19When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side. 20But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is he that heareth the word, and anon with joy receiveth it; 21Yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended. 22He also that received seed among the thorns is he that heareth the word; and the care of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, choke the word, and he becometh unfruitful. 23But he that received seed into the good ground is he that heareth the word, and understandeth it; which also beareth fruit, and bringeth forth, some an hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty.

>>509824379
>meme
That is not a meme you fagot.

That is a infographic.

>Left
I am right wing you dumb fuck!

>I am not christian
CORRECT.

>christian
Ex-christian

>I am arbiter what is christian
Nonsense statement because the word christian is not in the bible.

Lets correct that:
>I am arbiter what jesus ordered you Christians to do
CORRECT.

>Nopo you must be part of my insane cult to criticize my cult
I was then I woke up. All of you retards are crazy and need to twist the words of your god you worship to make up crazy shit since flowing your jesus is literally suicidal!!!!!!!

>I am arbiter what jesus ordered you Christians to do
Funny how retards like you never use the same logic if you criticize marxism for example.


>b-b-b meme
>b-b-b funy le internet picture
No retard this is a debunking of your own self contradictions!

>>509824607
24Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field: 25But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way. 26But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. 27So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? 28He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up? 29But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them. 30Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.

>>509817017 (OP)
Moshe what did Jesus ever did to you? Jesus loves all of us, all you need to do is accept him as your Lord and Savior.

Shit like this is why I converted to Zoroastrianism.

>>509825186
>You realize that jesus told you that you are not allowed to do that right?
So when am I going to get this source?

>>509825129
>66
I like to remind everyone that

1) Original catholic bible has 73 book
2) Luther reads the original catholic bible because he is a catholic and decides to only follow the bible
3) Luther removes 7 books from the original bible creating the 66 book protestant bible
>I am le only following the real bible!
>Why do you le catholicks have 7 extra books in your bible lel you must be fake Christians lel

And the orthodox have also some different books there! Clown music should play 24/7 while Christians are in any area.

Not sure how to condense that into your picture.

>>509823389
Jesus said to cut off anything or anyone that keeps you sinning. If you can't stop stealing then cut your hands. If you can't stop raping, cut your dick. It will be better to enter the Kingdom of Heaven an Amputee or an Eunuch than to enter Hell full bodied.

>>509817017 (OP)
>Daily reminder
Christ is King. Why do juden get so wild about Christians? Is it because they were said to be Of their father the devil, or is it because the prophesy of the fake jews (khazars) having to bow down in the end.

>>509825311
OK
(classic the atheist knows the bible better then the christian)

Matthew 7
You are forbidden from judging others or pointing out their sins!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read all of it here are some highlights:
> “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

A teaching of your own god jesus!

What is the chrisitan going to run to his pastor to tell him what to do instead of reading the bible, the words of his own god in the book he literally worships?
>Oh no pastor sinful and flawed human make up cope to push your humanist ideology one me.
>HELP the secular ideology you indoctrinated me into is directly rejected in the bible!

>>509824607
>Jesus didn't have the authority to kill people who violate law.
on the other hand, He did and does have the authority to kill adulteresses, but no matter how much you pray for Him to, He will just tell them go and sin no more. but God commands that adulteresses be executed and proclaims destruction of nations that tolerate adultery. therefore Christians must become the government in order to perform baseline government functions that God demands, or God will destroy their nations. therefore Christianity is inescapably politics, and nationalism is inescapably Christian

>>509825283
>Zoroastrianism
More axial age trash.

Axial age religions
>Christianity
>Buddhism

Axial age religion says
>Be a total pacifist and never resist let others threat you like trash also worship the government!

ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE THIS
>Forgive everyone who hurts you
>Never seek revenge
>If you are a good enough cuck you totally get a super good reward in the afterlife!

>>509825791
>but God commands that
Jesus never did say that.

>nationalism is inescapably Christian
Look schizo cope!

>>509825388
that the apocrypha are apocryphal was noticed by jerome, when he was unable to find any hebrew texts for them. all real Old Testament Scripture was written in hebrew except for parts of Daniel written in aramaic, because it was written prior to alexanders conquest

>>509825694
>Matthew 7
>You are forbidden from judging others or pointing out their sins!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yet christcucks killed heretics left and right. so they weren't good christians? were they christians at all? what's the point of having all those rules if they're only followed depending on their different interpretation through different times and regions?

>>509825897
Wrong.

>>509826005
>that the apocrypha
Translation
>Luther after reading the 73 book bible decided that 7 books where not canon and named them the apocrypha and therefore removed them from the bible.....

>Based on the 73 book bible he did read and decided to obey....

>!!!!

>>509826030
>if they're only followed depending on their different interpretation through different times and regions?
Who are you and why are you asking me this?

> so they weren't good christians?
The bible and especially jesus tell rules who are impossible to follow the conclusion is they all go to hell.

>> so they weren't good christians?
Wait until you learn that jesus non stop did tell everyone that if you have any money you will burn in hell forever!!!!!1

>>509817017 (OP)
>Exposing christieanity
>christieanity

>>509826138
the word apocryphal is due to jerome, who noticed that there was no hebrew version that those greek manuscripts were translated from
apo (from)
crypto (hide)
apocrypha are from hidden. because jerome couldnt find the originals, he just had some texts in greek and didnt know where they came from. so he called them apocryphal

>>509828567
>due to jerome
Who is the god you worship I presume.
? No!
Then you are still stupid!

>apo (from)
Magically this did not convince the catholicks...

>those greek manuscripts
I will not check this and simply asume this is a lie. I did hear all kinds of lies from protestants one of them was that all of the Deuterocanonical books are writen after the death of jesus and other amde up lies.

However regardless how you want to spin this
>Hey kids for 800 years we did have a fake bible
>Here is the new updated one
This debunks the religion.

>>509828567

> there was no hebrew version
Do I need to even comment?

>Yea these books are not written in the jew-jew language so they are rejected
>I love worshiping jews!
>Tell me what the right books of my religions are my jews!

>>509822944
>Funny how the retard jesus did not say this in his own words in the bible instead we get unbelievable shit and waste of ink and paper all of the time from jesus while a flawed and sinful human says the religion you worship!

Learn to put a sentence together, chang

>>509829244
>COVID IS REAL
>I am a christian!
>Stay christian brothers!

Abrahamism is a mental disease

>>509829554
>COVID IS REAL

what does that have to do with this thread about christianity?

>>509830136
You picture literally screams
>CCP SUPRESES COVID TRUTH
You retarded clown!

>100% fatality from COVID
LOL.
I got covid and survived, never vaccinated.
You are a clown!

>Get vaxed the covid the covid the CCP!
Total death to all Christians!

>>509817017 (OP)
Nah, Joseph was Jesus’ real father. Idiots who never saw NGE will not comprehend.

>>509817017 (OP)
>Daily reminder that Joseph is a cuckold and Jesus is a product of cuckoldry

>>509832634
>Your prophet
I hate muslims

>However age of consent laws and shit
Man can have only sex with woman over 60 or it is pedophilia. All hail big sister and our glorious Feminazi state.

>>509832634
>I literally can not dispute the fact that jesus is a baby born from cuckoldry.

>The ideal human father is one who raises the child of another man who fucks her woman and never shows up

>>509832812
>Man can have only sex with woman over 60 or it is pedophilia

abdul, if you have sex with a 6 yr old, you're a pedo

>>509833185
Same as is you have sex with a 59 year old woman pedo!

sniff sniff smells like curry and ashes in here
>Jews celebrate white Christian kids dying
let's you know exactly who's behind these threads