Thread 509826708

I turned 26 today and have no idea what to do. I'm an unemployed loser (technically I deliver the mail once a week but still) who failed college and is now hiding in media. My parents want to know what I want to do and eat today (like kebab or pizza), but I have no idea.

Are the jews responsible for this?

>>509826708 (OP)
gross. assflation has got to stop.

>>509826708 (OP)
>abusive gaslighting braps
kill all women

>>509826708 (OP)
What the fuck, I also turned 26 today.

>>509826708 (OP)
/pol/ is not your personal blog
Incel shit isn't politics

>>509826878
faggot

>>509826708 (OP)
Unironically too big. Only niggers like an ass that big.

>>509826708 (OP)
Looks like a video a nigger would post.

>>509826708 (OP)
Your parents are, and to a lesser extent society at large.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg_LhroXWJ4

>>509826708 (OP)
Thats the least attractive ass ive seen today and i saw a pic of jabba the huts ass earlier

>>509826708 (OP)
Is this a fake ass?

>>509826708 (OP)
This isn't sexy. Why do they do this?

>>509826878
>>509827595
>>509827803
>>509827913
>>509827950
low t crackers, that's why yall women take bbc

>>509826708 (OP)
How come so little mail is delivered there

>>509826708 (OP)
Is that a Sam Manson cosplay? I'm gonna cum!

You're responsible for this. What would you like to do with your life? An important lesson you can take from gaming is this...when you decide to do something, you commit to it and you follow through with it after some due consideration of course. You don't necessarily need to OODA loop on everything immediately. My advice? Go back to school. A bachelor degree is a high school diploma on steroids and total horseshit, but it does make you more employable and you are able to apply for jobs that gate keep with degree requirements. Happy birthday. Pizza and wings is my vote.

High test!

>>509826708 (OP)
That's a Latina from Argentina.

>>509826708 (OP)

I have no libido left

>>509828113
it's so dumb though.
If women pressed a stethoscope against their breast seductively, while a heartbeat sound played, that would be wayy hotter.

>>509826708 (OP)
There is still time, you are hitting that internal wall where you realize you need to start taking things seriously. I did not really start trying for a career until 26 and thinks worked out okay for me. Stop consuming media!

>>509826708 (OP)
I'm 28 and I never even had sex.

bigger

>>509828477
What's the point of a career? To make some jew more money? No thanks!

>>509828894
Well to be quite honest, you get money as well... so...

>>509826878
Eh, I like a good ass. As long as it's attached to a good everything else. A chick with a great body but a disappointing ass sucks.

>>509826708 (OP)
Guess who’s turning 26 today you POS glowie cunt

>>509826708 (OP)
Have sex

Gooning rn.

>>509826708 (OP)
You are a fucking lying demoralization propaganda spreading kike or jeet.
This thread is posted multiple times a day, every single day, for the past 10 fucking years. And yet still somehow new fags will fall for the bait.

You suck at life. Kill yourself.

>>509826878
Agreed

>>509827517
>>509828113
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/377214981_Intelligence_and_Group_Differences_in_Preference_for_Breasts_over_Buttocks

Brainlet IQs like butt over breats, so this isnt a suprise

>>509826708 (OP)
Id kill to have her ass

>>509826878
this.
even with a tit job she's still disproportionate.

>>509829601
only big booty Latinas can have asses like that

>>509826708 (OP)
>Are the jews responsible for this?
Yes. Also I imagine this as being like a mating call thing in nature. Like a documentary: "watch as the human female signals to nearby males that she is in eustress and prepares for insemination."

>>509829458
You don't like to roleplay, anon?

>>509826708 (OP)
https://youtu.be/lqZehFAwoTM?t=32

It's over as soon as you turn 18 and leave the school system without a well established social circle. You go to work, but you won't make any friends, just coworkers. You join a sports club, same deal. It's over, because everyone already has their social circles locked in since childhood. You'll be nothing more than a coworker, destined to be alone for life. Social life and relationships are like trains you have to catch at the quay, a race against time that takes place during adolescence. And by extension, logically of course, no social life and no women.
But normies don't understand this because they are clueless normies who think you can walk into a bar full of strangers and magically form a social life like in The Sims. Only women can start from scratch and create a social life and get a boyfriend from scratch because of their status as women.

Whether you're 26 or 46 it doesn't change anything, maybe for the normies, but for you and me Chud, a year is like any other, the sands of time flowing towards nothingness, nothing more.. nothing less.

>>509828113
based fellow bbc chad
my dick is only 7.5 tho
still bigger than the average white cuck, but not quite a bbc

>>509827159
>when the rest of the world is experiencing glorious day, australia is locked in darkness
Is this not the best time of day?

>>509826708 (OP)
Are you an rca or cca? Where? If you are a glownigger and lie to me7, you need to kill yourself. The fact you did not say kike makes me think you are my personal glownigger because I am an rca and you know this. Faggot.

>>509829468
nerds with small penises are intimidated by butts
what's new?

>>509827133
the term is actually gaslamping and refers to old gas street lamps people used to gather under and converse
the fumes would make them delusional and misinformation would spreand around

>>509826708 (OP)
Gross and out of shape

>>509826878
gay

>>509826708 (OP)
are your parents jews?
if so then yes

>>509826708 (OP)
> self admit to be a giant loser
> memeflag
Only time memeflags tell the truth here

>>509831168
Nerds with big white penises care about a woman's soul first and foremost.

>>509826708 (OP)
based buttposter

>>509831374
there is no such thing
you use religion to help mask your sexual urges because you have no self control or healthy outlet for your sexuality

>>509833160
I'm pagan actually. Many pagans don't have overly restrictive views on sex, but rather embrace it as apart of the important cycle of life.
...
not that I've ever had sex before... but that's not the point, the point is that being sexually attracted to things is natural but in my personal view, being attracted to a woman first stems from being attracted to who she is.

>>509826708 (OP)
The only good thing about this is her natural body which she had nothing to do with. Everythin that she has somethin to do with, style, screen name, theme, costume, gimmicks are all adopted shit.

>>509826708 (OP)
that's cute she's trying to do the lowkeydeadinside thing but doesn't have enough meat

>>509826708 (OP)
I'm gonna turn 29 soon and I still have no idea what to do. I'm also a NEET loser
I at least get autism bux. I'm gonna just grow plants and try to sell them and see where that gets me. Probably nowhere. I don't know how to sell things

>My parents want to know what I want to do and eat today (like kebab or pizza), but I have no idea
No idea what to eat today? What are you saying? Just go and make yourself something to eat

>>509826878
Low T. No wonder niggers are winning.