Thread 509830801

Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca2AhkcPvho

>>509830801 (OP)
>Today's docket

good evening gentlemen

For some reason, they stopped the stream, and started a new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb05GkqeWjM

TYB

>>509831039
they must have changed something

Hello friends, looks like we got the return of Kerry Myers.

>Manslaughter case
>Kerry Myers shows up

TYB

Brook might look good with a better nose.

>>509831449
I tried looking her up, and nothing came up.

>>509830801 (OP)
Thanks Algeria anon. A wild cutie appears.

>>509831537
Well shit. She looks like the type to have a few Betty Boop tats.

such a waste

>self aware
and almost human

this guy has a single tooth

>>509831537
This isn't her, right?

>>509831961
Castie
Not Castle.

>>509831961
I don't think so, she has a tattoo on her upper arm, you can see it on stream.

>>509831748
I've never seen a girl without a tattoo and wished that she had one. Anyway, let's have some fun and roll for your generic girl tattoo:

0. Single word written in script (Imagine, breathe, stronger, etc...)
1. Cartoon/Anime character
2. Wind chime
3. Feather
4. Date
5. Song Lyric/Poem/Bible Verse
6. Flower
7. Tribal/Geometric pattern
8. Flash/Sailor Jerry
9. Animal
Doubless. Ex baby daddy's name
Tripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)
Quadss. Debt free virgin without tattoos

>>509832137
rolling for quads

>>509832137
Same, man. I just don't like them at all.

KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

>>509832137
Give me the quads, also don't mind the ID changes, my connection is shitting itself today.

>>509832137
I knew a fat girl with a life sized dolphin on her ankle. How about just eat less and go to the gym?

>manslaughter
So did this guy drink and drive and hit a stroller or was it a murder that was plead down

that better be a beer he's drinking

>>509832539
It's murder, he said he shot and killed the fucking guy at the start of the hearing.

>>509832129
it's not her but it totally could be if she's just in her art hoe phase currently

>strong victim opposition
imon vote to denaayyy

>>509832302
>>509832327
>>509832409
I hope you guys enjoyed playing, let me know if I should add/subtract anything from my copypasta
>>509832473
Kek. My go to tattoo joke is whenever someone has something tattooed in a foreign language (Japanese, Chinese, Arabic, etc..) I say "Oh I know what that says" and usually the other person is pretty surprised that I can presumably read a foreign language, so I lean in close reading the tattoo slowly and carefully:
>I
>Once
>Had $50

every time these southern folk get up on a podium to speak they suddenly turn into a baptist preacher

This guy had console hax and spawned a gun. Lucky.

>>509833246
>You can't get drugs and alcohol in prison!

>>509833211
Perfect doodle, and yeah I don't get the foreign language tats.

>>509833349
Team (Trailer) Rocket to the rescue! I bet they have Meowth chained to a stake, behind their trailer.

>if you know guns, once you chamber a round it shoots automatically
lmao

>It's an automatic
>It's a Semi-automatic
>If you loud the gun it'll just shoot automatically.
Toast.

>when you chamber a round it fires automatically
I hate when I load my round and without pulling the trigger it just goes off.

Pardon me being weapons illiterate, but is what he is claiming true? Why would a semi-automatic fire on its own when you chamber it?

>>509833624
No, they only go bang if you pull the trigger

>>509833701
cute but its Castie not Castle

>Tillis can't rehabilitate
>Sheriff has to say it for him

>>509833549
>We're chambering the round and blasting off again!

>>509833624
only if your booger picker is on the trigger where it doesnt belong until its time to go bang

Back to your cage.

>>509833806
Fucking lmao. What are those dots on her face? They remind me of Sardaukar implants.

has there ever been a case where parole was granted even with strong victim opposition?

>>509833624
No. Semi-Auto fires one shot per trigger pull, then pulls the next round into the chamber. So it's ready to fire when pull the trigger again.

>>509833775
hmmmm so it seems

>>509833977
Yes there has been,and that's why the board got changed.. more or less

Oops

>>509833977
Yes, seems like I remember a few late last year when the old board was going through the last minute commutations that the old governor pushed through

>>509833977
Yes, had at least one this year.

>>509830801 (OP)
>Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people
>it's a white guy
>he wasn't freed from prison
op is a faggot. bet you're seething this doesn't fit your narrative.

>>509834303
Being a nigger is a state of mind, it has nothing to do with skin color.

>>509833624
Dumb shit didnt read his paper. It's like he wants to stay

>>509833977
It's rare but it happens.
Usually it is when the family is being somewhat unreasonable, like someone still bitching about their car being stolen in 1980, or an oddball situation where the offender is on deaths door and it would cost too much to keep them alive.

>>509834303
Congratulations. You have found the comfiest thread on /pol/. Sit back and enjoy.

>>509831748
>Betty Boop tats
lol I met one the other day. huge rack, total slut.

with these short bus candidates they really should do just a single charge at a time instead of the plea and a y/n for the statement

>>509834695
>>509831748
Betty boop is usually a military thing, not always, but about 70% of the time it's a Hispanic woman who served in the military with a tattoo of boop. I have no idea why

>>509834695
Was she really pale and wore dark lipstick? I swear, they all look like that and act like that lol

>Good morning judge
Never fails to crack me up

>Do exactly what you expect of him.
Choke you out?

>he will do exactly as you expect of him
Oh dear

I feel like shit today and just got home very tired but then I remembered we have hearings today and I think I just did a basedface irl. How's it going so far bros?

>he will do exactly what you expect of him
Ma'am you greatly overestimate what we think he will do. Our default assumption is that he will return to crime, not work.

>Chuckle Fuck vs. Convict.
The dumbness is astounding.

Why does this woman look like she has black eyes?

>>509835000
Checked and she also appears to have a busted lip.

this dude is getting denied/revoked

next.

>>509830826
Have we had the tree jumper yet?

if you guys could only choose one would it be TND or TKD?

>Be on parole
>Choke a bitch
>Threaten to pop someone

This nigger is going back in his cage

gobbledeeshumbeebopskippy i try ma best skibbidippishoopdeewhoop dats on me. she gonna be 60 and umm you feel me?

>How about I stand up and pop you
>To a cop
Honestly, sometimes you have no choice but to be amazed.

>>509835337
Tnd easy.

>>509833964
The daughter had these weird circles on her face, I think they're some kind of jewelry. See the original here: >>509833349
>>509834410
>Emperor Augustine

>How about I stand up and pop you?
This guy's too based and too much of a Chad to be free.

>anon 1: they just let the black guys go, racist much
>anon 2: they just let the white guys go, racist much

>>509835337
if there are no africans, jews will flood your country with another third world race.
if there are no jews, there would be no resistance against whites expelling non-whites from their countries.

>attitude
chimpout incoming

>>509835433
Checked and kekd. The Emperor jams the beats (while getting the beats from her baby daddy)

>>509835410
but the kikes brought them on the slave ships and forced them at gunpoint into human society

>My vote is to deny
kek

God damn even for a nigger Chucky is retarded.

Never had a chace

>aww man
Yeah it sucks when you are held liable.

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Hahahahaha stupid nigger. Going to do those other 15 years. Sucks to suck.

Henlo Frens! Shroomanon reporting in. Did I miss anything spicy?

>>509835547
Correctamundo

>>509835566
Checked. TKD!

Rolling for a ceiling fan

Randy has joined the chat

>>509831383
ENTER

We got ourselves a Big Rig Nig!

Plantation Randy appears

is randy alive?

>>509836048
It's his template image.

>>509835884
Nothing of value, a manslaughter hearing that dragged on for an hour and at the end he claimed his semi-automatic shotgun shoots on its own when you chamber it, as the reason why he shot the guy in the head.

We really should make a law that if a nigger commits a crime, they’re deported after completing their sentence.

>not a mistake
>Bad decision

>>509836018
he looks familiar

>>509832137
>date
women are tattooing themselves with use by dates now?

>>509836090
It's a bit freaky

>>509836124
Thanks fren!

>>509836048
It's a still image, we're too young to understand boomers and technology, sometimes he has a still image, sometimes, he has this still image as his green screen.

Im detecting a fruity nigger

>>509836222
It's because all the others are moving. So it stand out in contrast.

>>509836191
This guy talking right now reminds me of the guy from this legendary wrestling promo

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSXQE8KXLc8

>>509836232
I like when Randy phases in and out of reality

>>509836362
Randy is a based lizard

HEY GITCHIMM AN EDJAMUHCATION INNDUH SO-SIETY

Chuck seems a bit zesty this morning. I bet they free this nigger

>>509836232
>sometimes, he has this still image as his green screen.
kek

Uhoh

Kek. Plantation Randy peeking in at the corner of his still shot.

>>509836548
HA!

>he claims it was plastic, not a real gun
polymer bros... how will we ever recover?

niggers paid for Randy's benz

Pills aren't drugs. Free this nigger. Plus wroof

>>509836621
i kneel

Just a giant hand for a second there wtf

chuck got hung up on rehabilitate again

>music on the computer
BUSTED you sick fuck

>>509836678
No recovery possible. This nigger ruined everything.
>Prison newspaper
>Computer music
>Plastic gun
>Spread yo cheeks
DOODLEANON!!!!!

spread dem cheeks ahahha zesty nigger

he didn't want to show his butthole to potential rapists. i can sympathize

Did he say they told him to spread his butt cheeks in front of other inmates? Because I agree with him, it seems like a bad move to let the other guys see that.

He's going to be released

>>509836943
But he DID spread his buttcheeks

what did he do. shoot someone at a bar?

>>509837066
I think so

Gotta get those sweet programz kickbacks

>>509837161
He even got a gold star!!!

Cohearts?

I vote to grant parole, with the stipulation that you spread your cheeks for a cavity search on stream with /lpbg/.

FREE A NIGGA

>>509833753
09833624 #
>No, they only go bang if you pull the trigger
Sig sauer P320

MAIN EVENT

CHILD MOLESTER ON DECK

When is the pedo up?

wonder if they know that 90% of their viewers are residents of an FBI honeypot forum

>>509837396
Fuck yeah!!!! Rolling for pawdaddy 2.0

FREE AT LAST

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>>509837511
he will be back in before Christmas

>>509837331
I had a Sig 320 and it did that once to me. I immediately got a refund and switched back to my Austrian plastic pistol.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!

>>509830854
Good morning bruce bro

>>509837537
Multiple kids!!

>>509837537
Fucking kek. I guess they changed their signature move, the "3D", into the "3DP"

Look at this guy's mugshot. Fucking horrific lmao

>https://www.fox8live.com/story/18915164/larose-man-arrested-for-sex-with-juveniles/

>>509834946
I wish I had childlike joy like that

>>509837807
I enjoy this general more than I probably should but yeah it was nice to have something that could cheer me up.

>>509837893
>random people getting together to laugh at chomos and murders in real time
its truly special (especially because on patrol live chat has sucked for +1 year)

>>509836548
Kek, looks like a toupe

>>509837807
Me to fren

So this is his daughter?
I take it she's not one of the people he molested, if she's speaking in favor of release

this dude has a regular ol mumble mouth on him

I don't think this guy is totally there.

this guy hatched out of the swamp in the bayou

>>509838409
its probably better that hes in an institution. whats he gonna gain from being out

>>509836883
Here you go friend, I tried my best sorry it took so long. Looks like I forgot the plastic gun but I tried to get everything else in there.

>>509838353
Nice tits, but too big for my liking.

>>509838455
Checked and kekd

>>509838425
kek, actual zombie.

He's a health burden so he's going to be let go.

oh, this mumble mouth retard has parkinsons
they will let him out just so they dont have to take care of him

anyone remember Big A from Ron & Fez?
probably not, but this guy sounds identical and even looks like him

He shakes too, does he have parkinson's?

>>509838500
Checked. Hahaha! Nice. The scope nigger doodle from yesterday was greAt as well. Thanks fren!

*BARK*

>60 years old
>Raped a 12 year old
>Multiple victims

Fucking hell, Peepaw

he touched a girl under 13
never mind, just launch him into the Gulf of America and lets move on

>>509838661
>does he have parkinson's
Yeah, they mentioned that earlier

>>509838661
Yeah, the daughter said he did.

>>509838661
>does he have parkinson's
yes

buh-bye now

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>>509838754
>>509838766
I guess I missed that.

Well.

Well, that wasn't very ntertaining

Too short, no salacious details, yeah I'm gonna have to go with GAY.

Come on, Rita!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Rhea is busy servicing my yuge spicy weiner

>>509838974
DOODLEANON!!!!

>>509838974
>hallway chirp intensifies

>>509838846
dis nigger looks like fun

What the hell is she holding now? Is that a magnifier?

>>509838974
GigaGranny

>>509839359
I think so. One with LEDs in it for illumination

>>509839030
I know, I know lol. I'm waiting for the picture to get bigger. Help me out, what's the scene that she's going to be in?

>>509839520
Hmmmm ....a nursing home with jungle plants and bananas? Needs magnifying glass to

>>509839520
Maybe her kissing Plantation Randy?

Why do black women have horrible hairlines?

Why does Prator always sound so awkward when he introduces himself and the process? He always sounds a little lost.

this guy must be a real piece of shit to have this much backup

>>509839876
Im thinking he's GAY!

>>509839876
He freestyles, Sheryl always sounds the same because he has it memorized, so did Tony.

>>509839839
I don't know bro but yeah that's rough. She looks like she could have almost been cute. Bummer.

I wonder what this Nigger Chefs secret sauce is?

HE DUN DEM PROGRAMS

>>509839955
Im checking muh own digits

>>509836181
Never for get the 6 million.

>>509840021
Bahahah!

>>509840021
LOL

>>509840021
Amazing drawing newfren.

SPEAK NIGGA SPEAK

What in the nonconsensual butt fuck is Toast Masters?

>>509839992
I know, right! A nice, symmetrical face, with no jaw jutting out like some simian, but her hairline betrayeth.

>>509840021
Bahaha think God I'm in my office so I can laugh loudly.

>>509840190
it's a public speaking club

>his father
Now they are just fucking with us
Also new frens, Kerry "baseball bat" Myers is a literal murderous jew

>>509840269
Oh, to prepare them to go out and talk to them keedz?

I gotta go frens, have a good one, if the need for a new thread arises, please have someone else bake.

>>509840269
Yeah and that nigger has a problem speaking up. This is just plain shenanigans

>>509840355
Checked. Be well Algerianfren

>>509840355
Assalamualaikum based baker.

mmmm hmmm aunt jemima

++Foolishness Toleration++

++++NONE++++

GODDAMN OREO COOKIE PUSSY

>>509840353
it's more like for social gathering stuff

Oh God...not the niggerbabblejewer

>>509840259
>"Hey Mr. Anon, what are you watching."
>"Uh...porn."

FUCK THESE FUCKING PREPARED STATEMENTS, BE NATURAL AND ENGAGE YOUR AUDIENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>509840643
Why do they have that in prison then and why does the board care about it? I don't get it.

Oh his secret sauce is nourishing alright. But I suspect his fellow prisoners wud kill him if they found out what it is

Even Kerry is falling asleep during this.

>>509840714
I can't take this shit anymore. Not this prepared statement shit. Who's paying this bitch?

>>509840713
Every once in a while, I have some people come in while streams are live, and I'm either laughing from either the threads or the stream, and I tell them about the shenanigans of these parole hearings. Good shit.

>>509840759
it's not really something prison related at all. i'm kind of at a loss about it too

>>509840846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXzAWItTxI

Smoke dis, nigga!

I wish they'd give us more details on the prison writeups. There's gotta be some good stuff in there that we're not getting.

HE SORRY FO DA KILLEN AN DA DREERGS HE DOIN ALL DA PROGRAMS,

>>509840993
I tried really hard, I really did *booo hooohoooo* Fucking kek

Kerry Meyers, he killed his friend does anyone have the article about this kike lol

>>509840993
Ha! That's it right there fren

>>509841093
Don't forget the movie about him as well. Im to lazy and irritated to.looknitvup right now

More sweet sweet juicy Jew programz kickbacks. I hate that fucking board so much
>They want him to wrestle gators kek

Open mic on happy grandma

OH LAWD THEY LETIN HIM FREE

>>509841319
Well done Fren well done

CAWS FOR PAWS
A GOOD FEELING
play some more greatest hits!

>>509840021
>>509841028
Nice doodles. Kek <3

Only in America do they let violent, rabid niggers free for doing building blocks and macaroni art in prison.

>>509841220
a jew who frees violent niggers to terrorize white society, the perfect metaphor for the world

>>509841463
its the jews

DEPORT

>>509841220
it's called "Murder Among Friends" if memory serves.

this has to be a character he's doing

They should start asking these retards to define the words "remorseful" and "responsible" after they use them.

send this spic to alligator alcatraz or algeria or somthin

>>509841915
If chucky can't do it, they shouldn't ask the criminals to either. :^)

dude managed to commit crimes as a gimp. lol

>>509841220
>>509841647
>>509841774
>Picrel are the events presented at the first trial that resulted in a hung jury for Fontanille
>Kerry was not even a suspect at the time
>A detective on the case decided to start from scratch and re-examine the evidence
>At the second trial both Kerry and Fontanille were on trial.
>A jury decided Fontanille’s fate while a judge decided Kerry’s.
>The prosecutor successfully presented that Kerry and Fontanille conspired to kill each other’s wives because they were leaving them.
>Fontanille was up first. He went to Kerry’s house while he was at work and beat Kerry’s wife with a baseball bat, but got stabbed in the process.
>Kerry comes home to find his near dead wife and Fontanille severely injured
>Kerry finishes his wife off with the baseball bat. Her blood spatter on his pants is what convicts him.
>Kerry and Fontanille then try and come up with a story before Fontanille has to seek medical care
Full made for TV movie about the event: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6yawk3wpKA&t

>raped step daughter
feed him to the alligators

oh hes a pedo

I like this warden BTW

>>509842138
he seems like a bro

This is all you need to be free in Louisiana.

>>509842211
that explains how he managed it as a partial cripple.

>>509842088
>the two would suspend the fight to watch television and discuss their respect domestic problems

>>509842291
Kek. And yeah, what a gay story to come up with. Pic not related.

>>509842258
Hahahaha. Nicely done!

This guy looks related to a certain lolcow

Need a raging Cajun translator frens

>>509842444
based digits zoe enjoyer

That looks like a gay porn stache

back to your cage wigger

What the fuck is with that officer's facial hair? He's not nearly good looking enough to pull off that Doc Holliday shit.

lol, this dude rampaging in the emergency room

>>509843093
She is not shabby at all

Dude's on speed

>you are accused of criminal activity
>which is apparent by your arrest
wait a minute, what happened to innocent before proven guilty

this feller don't seem too bright.
maybe it's the accent

If you guys ever been to a US ER, you'd agree with this guy. Whore, blacked, insufferable nurses, mystery meat docs, etc

he pled guilty to criminal mischief for his forays into emergency room rampaging

>>509843170
the board is not a court of law. even if the charges are thrown out or you are found not guilty they can still take the fact you were arrested into consideration.

I guess he did have an attorney

The lawyer looks like a drunkard.

>>509843149
poor dude getting dragged to jail because his cousin from Denver reached out to him and shoved her big titties in his face
one of the few on this thing that was honestly innocent and should have been set free

>>509843358
And talks like a fag

clerical shitshow of some sort. this is how dylan roof got a gun.

>I didn't represent him at that hearing
Could you have been fucked to read the background of the case? God what an absolute douchebag.

Panel is tarded

>>509843358
imagine not shaving before court

>>509843410
Yeah, agreed. I think she got jealous when he got the new fiancee. IIRC she turned him in ~4 years after it happened.

>>509843509
Yup, that lawyer is a pedo faggot

Brain Tumors!
DOODLEANON!!!!

>>509843548
Or attempting to comb your hair. Fucking hell.

>>509843564
>IIRC she turned him in ~4 years after it happened
yes, dude moved on and was engaged to be married and her mom pressed charges
the worst part was: SHE travelled from Colorado to Louisiana to fuck her cousin, it was all her idea and the dude just went with it

ER Jews trying to give him gene editing shot. Dude fought back. Based

lol those answers

Thumbo lawyer

>>509843635
Sorry friend I missed it, I had to step away. Here's a loosely related RFK doodle I made for another instance.

>>509843931
HA!

>>509843856
let this man go
his brain tumors are killing him anyways
he is not a threat to society

>>509843960
Hahaha! I love your work Fren (no homo)

>>509843856
My neighbour got dragged away by the police after a paranoid schizo episode, he was screaming to us to call the police. He doesnt talk to anyone anymore, just grunts now after the Jews had him for a few months.

come on Board, do the right thing and let this man go

Here's a quickie. Let's see if they let him out. (They won't)

>>509844047
Damn....

>>509844274
Ha!!!

The lawyer isn't even going to stick around? He must have needed a drink.

Get back in the fucking cage

Damn

>>509844371
Or some more cocks to service

>>509844047
mental health is a new age religion run by a bunch of con artists backed up by a bunch of idiots in the courts who fell for the con job because "he has a few letters after his name just like me. that means he's an expert just like me!"

New thread
>>509844796
>>509844796
>>509844796

>>509844763
i should point out that ALL of this starts in the schools, specifically the colleges. kill your local college professor.