Thread 509842857

Quirk Chungus and Manchild split!
Need it or keep it?
(This is political because they're emblematic of so many couples today and their example contributes to conversations around the birth rate crisis)

>>509842857 (OP)
death to the great satan
death to the little satan
Allahu akbar / Christ is king

>>509842857 (OP)
I am 100% certain know one goes to an "Evangelical" church, I am pretty sure everyone who is called that goes to some otherly named church that is labelled under "Evangelical" only in cases of political polling and news articles. "Protestant" would be the proper broadly defined group of non-Catholic churches.

>>509842857 (OP)
pray for more 9/11's

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punch a pastor for Jesus

>>509842857 (OP)
This is the type of shit brown retards watch and read all day

Burn it at the stake as a warning to others

>>509842857 (OP)
Interesting plot twist...I 100% thought the guy would eventually come out as gay

>>509842857 (OP)
>I lied to my husband for years and betrayed him in one of the worst ways possible
>I’ll announce this with a cutesy quip-filled blog post that doesn’t even attempt acknowledge what a horrible person I am

I think she just wanted to divorce because he was unsexy to her. Probably because she kept calling him "manchild." Her family probably would have not liked her for divorcing him. So she probably is pretending to be lesbian to get out of the marriage, and is pretending she was hard core christian the whole time, since that way her family will be scared to scold her for divorce. Later, she will come out as bisexual, then marry another guy.

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>/pol/ will tell you not to get good at eating pussy

Rookie error

>>509843366
your popes are faggots and you and every cathcuck deserve it

suppose i buy myself six steeds; i buy their strength; while i recline.
i dash along at whirlwind speeds; for their two dozen legs are mine.

>>509843195
They key in the post is that the only thing she gets out of her evangelical church was belonging and approval.

To your comment though, there's a bunch of evangelicals who hate the "label" of protestant even though they fit the boot but don't want anyone to point out that their churches were started in the 19th century at the earliest. "We're just Christians," they'll say.

>>509842857 (OP)
I hope they had no kids. Both of them wear glasses and it's best if people born with bad eye sight never reproduce because people who wear glasses are very very fucking off. Nearly all liberals and atheists wear glasses.

I'm shocked

>>509842857 (OP)
Devastated to read this. So every “partner summit” she was just lying about being gay?
>even I didn’t know!
That’s some bullshit and she knows it

>>509846706
Shes still lying. Lesbianism is not real. Shes already on tinder matching with men

>>509842857 (OP)
The moment you marry a woman she gets bored and comfortable, AND holds all the cards.
Don't ever give away your power.