Thread 509848040

The women in HR don't want you to ask these questions during interviews. You should only speak about your feelings and shit like that.

>>509848040 (OP)
>go to a job interview
>interview the HR lady
lmao
based

i had an interview thay required 5 interviews over the course of 6 hours. i asked each interviewer "why should i work at your companu" and ALL of them failed to understand this was a job interview and i was inviting them to schpeel about their company and instead got flustered and offended.
adults with 6 figure salaries and college degrees.

Waging in the jewsa is the ultimate humiliation ritual.

Always ask this question:

> what could I do in this job to make your life easier?

I guarantee they’ll respond “great question”. At the end of the day, all bosses want most of all a quasi-servant. The thing is you don’t have to actually be one. But rather than outright rejecting being one, if you need a job, you can use rhetoric to make them feel like you are one…even if you’re not.

And if you need a job and can’t accept some nobody feeling like you’re their servant for a while, you just need to check your ego or find a way to make it work.

>>509848285
lel

Remember, wagecucks willingly put themselves through these humiliation rituals just so they can pay taxes to jews.

>>509848040 (OP)
For future reference beating HR workers with sticks is best practice

>>509848040 (OP)
Women's Suffrage was a mistake.

>>509848285
Yeah. Because they don’t want a friend or peer dumbass. They want a bitch servant they can feel superior to. You fucked up by not realizing this. Wage labor is literally as close as a person can get to serfdom without being a serf. They want you to behave and sound like a good serf, not someone with standards.

Now if you need a job, your choice is to either reject that and figure out how to make it work without a job, or to make them feel that is the dynamic without that actually being the dynamic. The best way to get a comfy do-nothing job is to start by playing up how much you want to make their lives easier and prevent problems from getting them to make them look good, and then over time you become more and more self-directed, more to your own account, more autonomous, and before you know it, you’re working but everyday is your own and you just talk to your boss maybe once a week for a brief chat that is mostly about family shit because they feel like they don’t have to worry about you not making them look good or feeling like they own you.

Let them think you’re their house nigger you retard.

>>509848537
It's weird we don't see this in the news more.

>>509848285
>Doing interviews for company
>Don't understand that the interviewees are interviewing you too
I think they were just looking for cogs to cram into the machine and forgot they were talking to people. Many such cases.

>>509848040 (OP)
They want a compliant and compatible worker drone.

>>509848537
No, it's not. the HR lady at my firm would never recommend that. She low-key hits on me though. Ever since she heard I got divorced and noticed that I got fit, she hits on me. Really isn't subtle about it. I figure I might be able to call the Indian woman at my office a street shitter and get away with it because of the HR lady

>>509848040 (OP)
Men need to accept that gay corporate female jobs are just that, gay, corporate, and female, and just stop applying.

"But I want to sit and make money" because you're a faggot. You don't have to break your body doing trades but going out of your way for gay female daycare jobs and getting mad when they're gay and female makes you retarded.

>>509848463
I wake up late, work from home, put off deadlines, decide what work I’m going to do, don’t deal with office politics, none of it.

You know how I got to this point for wagie life free from humiliation rituals? When I’m 1:1 with the boss I say shit like “You’re the boss” or “Man, we need to get you in the executive chair making the decisions”. I ask them for advice and ask it in a way where I say they’re so successful and smart. I stroke their fucking ego to make them think they’re the slave master and I’m the slave. Meanwhile, I’m working 1 hour per week from home.

People are social animals. Above all, they want to feel powerful and high prestige.

Never forget that.

>>509848463
This nigger is so stupid, he has no idea he throws meritocracy out the window. Imagine having a company so bad they intentionally delay interviews for candidates they don't like. That kind of thing should get you beaten in the streets.

>work in trucking (not over the road)
>could quit my job today, walk into another company and say "I was making this at mudbutt readi mix I need you to match it here at niggertrash inc"
>handshake and welcome aboard

>>509848040 (OP)
>Go in for a interview with a company.
>Its 5 minutes over the interview time scheduled.
>Ask what the problem is.
Oh, the woman from HR isnt here right now, its her lunch.
>So you scheduled me for an interview while shes on lunch?
Yes, seems we made a mistake.
>Notice the computer is facing towards me.
>Flip the switch as I turn to leave.
Coat must have caught it
>Leave.
>She screams "WAIT!"
>I turn around.
I am the boss of the company, you passed the test.
>I got the job.
>The job was sucking her dick on weekends.
>And everybody got the clap.
>Once home my son Tyronisha said "you are the right side of history."

>>509848391
It really is. The pay is shit too unless you're white collar.

>>509848957
Seething tradie, get bag to unclogging those pipes. You wouldn’t want to be a faggot would you?

>>509848040 (OP)
they're not interested in how well you can do your job, they're interested in how well you can get along with the other kids at Jewish day-care

>>509848040 (OP)
the reason they dont like the questions is because they dont know all the random ass jobs they interview people for. Their talent is to listen for keywords and detect confidence and bullshit

The biggest problem you guys have is you’re not willing to play the social game to win and you take your jobs too seriously. Stop giving a shit about having a career and start gaming your bosses. If you feel like you have to walk on egg shells and can never show up to a meeting late or underdressed and never hype up your bosses you’re just an idiot.

>>509848463
>>509849008
>he is from nigeria
Ignore niggers.

>>509849008
Some companies don't need competence, they need obedience

>>509848157
I did this with a talent acquisition person at SpaceX/Starlink. As much as I wanted to work there, remote work was more important to me. I still wanted ton go through the interview process. Its abysmal working there as I assumed. I work remote now and will in the potential future until that requirement is no longer there then I will turn into a neet and NOT WORK AT ALL. Anyway, since it was during covid and there were different protocols. I interviewed the lady as well as my potential peers. Obviously very intelligent but not selfish enough (like me). Sonthey can sacrifice their precious time wage slaving onsite. Fuck. That. Shit. Not when I do not have to rivet or weld shit, my skillsets are remote capable. Hearing the work life balance and how others judge you for leaving early and not part of the Elon culture of working yourself for the greater good of mankind. lmao pathetic. On top of that they want people that can pass a security clearance, work on site, and get the shittiest govtier paygrade its fuckin laughable. You can have your pajeets. When will you cone to a realization of moving inperial to metric will fix everything and it isnt stupid pajeets that couldnt convert from metric to imperial. Its the other way dumbass if you were buddha and be able to self reflect. Imperial units of measurements are second tier why the rest of the world including the brits with bad teeth abandoned that way of measuring. It’s sad. People that think they are so intelligent. Yet, so far from it. Its autism in its free based form.

>>509849195
He's nigerian so I'd imagine the only workers he wants are scammers.

>>509848463
>Nigger attempting a parable
Kys for posting that you dumb nigger

>>509849069
You are a retarded faggot who can't read

>>509849315
https://x.com/jerrydoubles/status/1198931968408379393
Twitter has the dumbest of niggers.

>>509849230
based if true.

>>509849165
I'm too honest to play the social game. Some people have a reflexive morality that prevents them from whoring themselves out like you do anon. Sorry. I have tried it sometimes, but it's like I have an uncontrollable force in me preventing myself from being the perfect sociopath whore like you and other wagies do so it comes off as fake.

>>509848040 (OP)
Kek lmao what
I just got a job interview today and we talk about all that
Although they were the one to talk about the salary first
(ended up getting the job btw :D)

>>509848764
>They want a bitch servant they can feel superior to.
No. But they are trying to weed out certain undesirable traits. When I was 20 I went for a job interview, they were impressed that I had been a GM for a year at such a young age. Then they asked me why I quit. I told them the truth. The owner was a corrupt psychopath who threatened me with a big knife over some nonsense, and didn't care that one of the assistant managers was selling drugs in the parking lot to employees and trying to fuck the high school girls who worked there.

The mood instantly changed in the room, especially the woman's. I was too naive at the time to realize I had just outed myself as a potential Whistleblower.

>>509849133
>next I'll explain how ukraine already won in 2023

>>509849133
I'm glad her fake, bullshit, jew world is dying.

>>509848463
I would leave after a half hour. Every company that pulls this shit is either run by assholes or badly run or both. Company doing a shit test to see who's a faggot who will take it up the ass, no thanks.

>>509849133
I don't have a social media presence. No Faceberg, no Instafap, none of it. I'm essentially a ghost.

>>509849515
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wO8toxinoc
I'm with this anon. I go in to a job, eager to learn and do it well, but the minute I start getting interfered with by other people and their queer hangups I shut it down and walk away.

>>509848711
the blackpill is irrefutable

>>509849133
Wtf is wrong with those eyeballs? First thought it may be contacts, but even that would probably look more human.

>>509849423
Damn right its true anon. As much as I sounded like an asshole. I was an asshole that knew my shit. They asked me to choose a category for the technical interview process. I chose and went through their battery of questions, simulations and scenarios. It was when I was in the final tier of the interview where my arrogance and digging at a healing scab really irritated my potential boss. He felt threatened alongside the vast skillset I had. It. Didnt. Matter. The position was to have my physical meat suit present when I can bilocate to the meetings even though everyone is playing hollywood squares lmao.
>>509849140
This faggot gets it. Pic rel, you come in with a big dick and confidence. Who is the wiser? Your aura is exuding and expanding. I had the confidence because of bitcoins. It gave me the financial sovereignty to not work unless its of value to me. I have pension on top of remote work.
>t. over 200k with a music degree and watched the log4j fiasco on the sidelines because fuck working when covid was about to rapture me in my sleep like teenage texas girls.

>>509849230
I have rejected two recruiters with a two word email: "Remove only". They passive-aggressively respond as if I have begged them for a remote position.

Bitch you emailed me, don't try to flip it around. And it's always for some ungodly high cost of living area like Manhattan or NoVA. No wonder you have to cold-call recruit people for that kind of slavery

>>509849684
Same. In a small community people like this would be ostracized.

>>509850459
shit, meant to say "Remote only"

>>509848285
>>509848764

Then they are retarded. Even the most goyslop of all dilbert-tier publications, the Harvard Business Review, is all about "employee participation" and "engagement" and other nonsense (whenever they are not pushing DIE globohomo, that is).

So those literal Karens should be called out by their own rabbis for pulling such a stunt.

>>509848420
Another great question with equal trigger-potential: "For what reason did the guy/gal who had this position before me leave?"
If they trashtalk him, its a toxic workplace.
>>509848463
ragebait, just ignore.
>>509849971
>fatty landwhale wants a 500k husband
I remember another one of those fake interviews, and they asked some girls how much the men they were currently dating were earning and where/what they worked.
Turns out they were all dating Walmart cashiers who mysteriously earned 100-200k a year.
>Its called lying and its a art.

>>509848783
More likely an H1B scam where they're paid to find any reason to reject you so they can ship in a shit-eater for pennies

>>509848157
You're supposed to be asking questions of each other. The goal is for you to find out if you want the job, and for them to find out if they want you.
Candidate shows up and begs like they're doing him a favor isn't natural. You can blame immigration and unemployment making it disproportionately a buyers market.

>>509848040 (OP)
nothing. you should be degrading yourself as much as possible.

>>509848463
This is every post on LinkedIn, some unemployed shitskin telling outrageous lies about an industry they are only marginally associated with or were outright diversity-hired into

My cousin's husband does this semi-professionally, he makes these grandiose posts about motivation, goal-seeking, and career growth. In reality, he's a self-employed yoga class instructor

>>509848040 (OP)
If an employer does this they need to be reported to the department of labor because this is how h1b fraud is carried out.

>>509849133
This is why in the netherlands you cannot be fired for political affiliation, altho these parasites will still try ofcourse

>>509850404
Its manic and wants power over you

>>509850906
and the reward for you will be three fiddy and being blacklisted

>>509849521
congratulations anon hope its something that suits you

>>509850654
It’s all a song and dance dumbass. They don’t sincerely care about employee engagement. Even that is just about harvesting social-emotional capital. When you are alone in a room with them they want to feel superior to. Do you have any idea how much it grinds up Hr roasties and middle managers to supervise someone they know is superior to them and worse, acts like it? Just talk to them like they’re Jesus and you’re a disciple. It goes a long way.

>>509849605
You have a lot to learn. Confidence gets crushed if it steps out of its place. Play the role of apostle if you know what’s good for you. People who are Steve Jobs in their mind don’t want to boss around more Steve Jobs. They want slaves.

>>509849605
>the woman reminiscing about how her best memories were getting shady drugs from a burnt out fast food manager and then get “raped” after she walked into his house and laid down in his bed and did drugs
>realizes she has to go home to her cuck husband

yeah she didn’t wanna hire you you popped her bubble lmao

>>509849515
You can be honest. Most people have some quality that if nothing else gives them perspective. For example, you might have a middle manager that is total buffoon but has a lot of experience on paper. Just hype up their experience. Understand that good bits of information can come from even the most low, so seek their advice.

The key is to let go of ego and let people feel powerful, important, and respected when it behooves you. Most smart and competent young wagies fail to learn this and kneecap themselves because they feel like they have to assert themselves and their honestly. You don’t respect these people at all, and that’s the issue. But there are small bits and pieces that are due respect and references. Understand this and then just play them up.

>>509848157
I do that all the time.
I'm new money. I don't need a job. I go to interviews and do this all the time. My hope in that one of these HR ladies offs herself.

>>509850404
It's an early shitty "Pixar eyes" filter.

>>509849515
And the irony is you guys who won’t play the social game are to w ones whoring yourselves out. I live basically as a free man. I do what I want, when I want, as much or as little as I see fit, and all I need to do is defer to someone a little bit of respect they deserve and let them feel good. What a deal!

>>509849515
Playing thr social game doesn't mean being a disingenuous schemer it just means to pick and choose your battles and be generally agreeable with people

>>509848957
>Men need to accept that gay corporate female jobs are just that, gay, corporate, and female, and just stop applying.
>"But I want to sit and make money" because you're a faggot. You don't have to break your body doing trades but going out of your way for gay female daycare jobs and getting mad when they're gay and female makes you retarded.
Assume that I don't want to be poor.

>>509848420
great way to become an asslicker/servant. you will ask a second and third time. soon it becomes routine daily and you are just asslicking and groveling.

>>509851088
The retarded HR's boss's boss's think differently. To him, HR is just a necessary evil, at best.
Thats what I mean.
Song and dance is nice, but Mr. Goldbergstein will not let this get in the way of him grabbing more coins.
If Karens do not get this, they are a liability for Mr. Rubyberg's business plan

>>509849000
>I know the asses to kiss and how they like to be kissed
Based! I wish I could just be a fucking whore like you! Too bad things like integrity and self-respect get in the way. I'm glad that's not a problem for you. As long as there are more asses to kiss, you're going places!

>>509851052
Thanks!
it is an accounting job
The HR girl was very cute
I'll start soon

>>509848463
I miss my boss at my old office job. He was one of these LinkedIn brain rot philosopher faggots. He got ahold of one of those rules of power office self help books and started purposely being late to meetings. After the 3rd time I started going out of my way to pass his office on the way to meetings and just go "come on, meeting time big guy, time is money". He'd start seething every time, red in the face, dripping sweat.

>>509848463
If someone makes me wait more than 5 minutes, I will take a shit on debra's desk like a boss and leave.

>>509848285
The better question is
>"What's the best thing about working at this company?"
>"What's something you do here that's rewarding?"
>"Is there a problem you have here that I can help solve?"
Sounds like you have a positive attitude about working there and gets them to envision you doing the job, which is already half the project. The point of an interview isn't necessarily to convince them that they should hire you. They more or less have already made that decision before you walk in. What you need to do is persuade them that they made the right decision.

>>509848040 (OP)
women are genuinely retarded

Imagine going through any of this humiliation

>>509848040 (OP)
I dont ever interact with female managers.
First thing they always judge is the looks and their hiring is based on looks and if there are no skinny fit faggy wear males there is always female to hire.

>>509848463
This is psychopathy

>>509849971
500 grand must be her monthly food budget

>>509848285
Women take that personally, it's like if some 4/10 fat bastard asked why he should date her. It's infuriating to them as they are the ones who should do all the rejecting and not the other way around.

>>509850654
>>509850654
>that image
Go back.

>>509848040 (OP)
>wanting to work in a office full of women and HR roasties
no thanks. let the women have these bullshit jobs.

>>509848040 (OP)
>job interview
>do not talk about salary, work culture, etc.

What the fuck are you supposed to ask about then?

>>509851976
>integrity and self-respect
I did this for a long time, but it only resulted in me being underemployed. But here I sit at "work" posting on 4chinz.

>>509851664
You can make $100,000+ as the GM at almost any business in the service or retail industries. Fast food, gas station, clothing stores, just pick a decent sized business you like and go work there. It's really easy too as long as you're not a retard because those places are staffed almost entirely by retards from top to bottom.

If you're a "gift and talented" kid who failed to translate that into academia you will absolutely make a shit ton working in the service or retail field because you'll be like a demigod.

The catch is you can't start at the top unless you've already been there before, and you actually have to work. But it isn't body breaking like trades and the hours kinda suck but once you reach a high enough level (doable in under 3 years if you're smart and motivated).

All you have to do is be competent and well spoken and this will work for you 99% of the time.

>>509848040 (OP)
You don't want to work at that company if they're rejecting for those reasons. Trust me, that company has serious problems.

>>509849038
Bruh we used to joke we could take a shit on our plant managers desk and not get fired. 2 guys were caught at outback steak house, mixers idling in the parking lot, and just sent home for the day

>>509849008
Someone willing to wait for hours makes more sense to the the low iq than people being qualified

>>509848040 (OP)
They're not wrong. It's a first round interview. Not the time to ask about specifics, as most applicants will be promptly dismissed.

There is only one question that you should ask at the end of the interview. When prompted with the question “do you have any questions for us?” You respond, “yes, let say you were to hire me for the position tomorrow. How would you best utilize my skill set, day 1.” That has worked for me every time. I switch jobs almost every 2 years. Basically, you’re forcing the manage to implement you into the organization in the scenario. It’s like a low effort inception, if that makes any sense. I’m sure this method is probably isn’t effective in tech and portfolio heavy interview processes however.

>>509849133
THAT THING is who's ordering young men to get a job and die for israel???

>>509848285
>"why should i work at your companu"
It's all in the way you ask. Nobody likes an uppity Chud.

>>509849165
>...and start gaming your bosses.

..this!

>>509849515
>"My good Diogenes, if you knew how to pay court to kings, you wouldn't have to wash vegetables."

>>509848040 (OP)
>Pay and job duties aren't something to bring up in a job interview
Bitch do you even know what an interview is for?

>>509848040 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgoGen5xG7Y

>>509848157
I did this with 2 HR women and they literally hired me that same day and asked me when I wanted to start. They spent most of the interview just laughing and messing around.

>>509848463
>Nigger thinks showing up late is a virtue
kek

>>509849038
really it all depends on the market. If there's more qualified applicants than there are jobs then yeah they hold the power over you. But if there's more openings than people to fill them and they are having trouble finding people then they can't really say shit, you have all the power in the interview

>>509848040 (OP)
They have ONE JOB
AND THAT IS DO NOT HIRE WHITE MEN

ANYTHING THEY TELL YOU IS A LIE
THEIR JOB IS NOT TO HIRE WHITE MEN

>>509848040 (OP)
So they just want to measure if they would fuck the guy they interview or if he seems submissive to anything but if you are in between where you ask questions you give the ick.

>>509848040 (OP)
When I speak on the phone for the initial screening call I settle what the salary range and benefits are. I let them know I have a long list of recruiters and companies lined up to interview me and I’m not interested in wasting time in an interview if the pay and benefits isn’t at the top of the market. Also I refuse to have more than one technical interview, I’m not sitting through hours upon hours answering the same shit over and over. Of course this doesn’t work if you’re young and new in your career, but once you are established and you have a solid foundation of experience and knowledge you have to show them your worth. If you don’t yo’ll just get walked all over. You never ask if they can offer you something, you tell them if they want a competent hire this is what it will cost them. Take it or leave it.

>>509849133
Back in the day, we used to say "SHUT UP AND LET A MAN SPEAK, WHORE" and "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN SLUT".

Maybe it's time to convert to islam?

>>509853341
>You can make $100,000+ as the GM at almost any business in the service or retail industries. Fast food, gas station, clothing stores, just pick a decent sized business you like and go work there.
It's incredibly difficult to get that job. And once you have it, you'll be working a minimum of 60 hours per week. That's after working that for 20 years in the business as associate and then assistant manager.

>>509848040 (OP)
Gavin wasn't hot. Simple as. Women are not any more complicated than that.

>>509849230
Imperial is infinitely more useful for a healthy society, because it's base 12 and that's how the human brain thinks.

Metric meanwhile was designed by the literal shit eating piss drinking pedophile mass necrophiliacs of the French revolution, who tried to institute metric time at the point of a gun, and wanted to knock down buildings for being unfairly tall and kill people for the same.

No one gives a shit about space.

>>509848040 (OP)
Maybe this is a cultural thing but in England you NEVER bring up salary in an interview, this common knowledge you learn at 18 when you start applying for real jobs. You should already know the salary of the role. Asking about the salary is an interview ruins your chances about as much as wearing a tracksuit.

>>509848040 (OP)
These used to be things I was taught and encouraged to ask as it shows interest and initiative.

>>509854710
How do you already know the salary? Here in the USA sometimes they don’t ever mention it. And salaries for the same position can vary upwards of $50-$70k or more between companies. So how would you know this if you don’t ask? Litterally the only point in getting a job is for the salary that’s the single lost important question.

>>509848285
>explain to ME why MIGHTY I should work for Facebook *chud smirk and puts fingers together while staring at HR eyes*

>>509854615
I could never get a job in my female dominated degree and do wonder sometimes its because I am 5'6" if I tried going in drag maybe I would get the job?

>>509848040 (OP)
I just got a rejection email for a job that I really wanted AND the description was as if it's written based on my resume.. I don't even know what to do anymore

>>509851201
Well they can deal with the consequences of their degenerate desires then. Society is collapsing and all the office workers will be eaten by niggers.

>>509854710
>You should already know the salary of the role.
Here they're usually very coy about that until they've completely run you through the gauntlet. If you've put up with all their shit without knowing the salary, then they feel much more comfortable lowballing you.

>>509851664
Be gay, or be poor those are unironically your options.

>>509848040 (OP)
Fake and gay.

>>509854576
Yeah managers love to tell you they work 60 hours a week lol.

>>509848463
Jerry needs to "double up" on his writing skills.

>>509848040 (OP)
100% jeet owned company you should be thankful you didn't get the job.

>>509848157
also
/thread
if you're not scheduled to talk to your actual manager, it's a jeet company once again.
HR has no qualifications to hire anyone, they don't know the specific jobs requirements.

>>509852024
Based and chipper pilled

>>509848463
>will you waste company time like you wasted mine today?

>>509848764
I've seen this used car company ad where they make their employees look like absolute groveling dweebs. It would be a shame to work for them when they present their employees as extremely pathetic people.

>>509848285
It's a bit austere. Presumably, you'd already have a list of good things you're anticipating if you already applied. Maybe rephrase it to "what assurances do i have that I'll be given opportunity for professional development"?

>>509848463
At 7:15, I'm stealing the office supplies and leaving.

>>509851088
You'll make a fine addition to a skull pyramid one day I'm sure.

>>509850108
Relics of the real world.

>>509854930
It became fashionable to impersonate nobility in England a few hundred years ago, and the fashion among nobility was to never discuss payment with servants because you were just so rich and so aloof and so powerful you didn't need to dirty your hands even thinking about how much your butler made.

Note, larping as homosexual half French nobles is also where the English accent came from, it's quite recent in cultural terms.

>>509854576
You're literally making shit up because you're a gay retard who wants to believe it's hopeless to justify not working. You can pull GM in 3 years if you aren't dumb. I've done it. I've helped 6 other people do it. You're just a gay lazy retard who wants gibs

>>509855432
Managers at restaurants and fast food are always there. They'll work 12-16 hour days 5 days per week.

>>509857863
GM of what exactly?

>>509852098
Thanks anon, that's really helpful for me right now. Any more tips on framing or interview stuff (or a book that helped you) for a laid-off autist? (10yrs experience and I've passed interviews before, idk what I'm doing wrong these days.)

>>509854261
Nobody is falling over themselves to drive redi-mix/trash trucks/dump trucks. Its a small pool of guys. Even most CDL guys fall for the OTR meme or at least the tractor trailer retard meme. Once you have experience you can write your own pay (within reason). Especially in concrete.

>>509854710
What the fuck is this shit? Fuck off, I've discussed salary in every interview I've had and I'm 35 and living comfortably. This is some meek little slave boy bullshit, men seek clarity.

>>509859241
>If I was employed by your company, what would you expect me to achieve by this time next year?

Psychological conditioning that forces them to already mentally categorise you as an employee when speculating + long term planning.

>>509853557
Its because so many people wash out from the hours and being able to do the job. 10 hours off and waking up at 10:30pm? The definition of the job is almost hitting something a hundred times a day? If someone can do it reliably without getting rejected you need them. For me I just listen to fucking cum town all day and its the easiest shit ever. But not a lot of "me"s out there. Even the beaners will wash out back into something else.

>>509849000
>I stroke their fucking ego
Is that all you stroke anon?

>>509848463
Stab that employer in the fucking neck.

>>509848040 (OP)
That's a bullshit message. Snarky, too.
You can ask whatever you want, and that HR asshole needs an enema.
Whoever was not hired there dodged a bullet, for real.

>>509860786
>meek slave boy shit
You are massively insecure or latently gay

>>509848040 (OP)
You might also send that to some other people inside the company (after you secure a job), and ask them if this is how they deal with applicants?

>>509858953
Literally pick a nationwide brand in food service or retail that's located in a decently large city. The secret here is how stupid basically everyone else is, that's the hardest part. But learning to wrangle retards isn't that difficult they're very easy to game and manipulate

>>509854710
Not in America.
Sometimes they ask how much you want, and you tell them.
Then they ask how much you made at your last job.
I would tell them, and then tell them that's why I'm leaving that job.

>>509852449
kek

>>509848711
Put faith or trust in women at your own peril

>>509849133
That isn't human, that is a demon and it must be destroyed. DUES VULT.

>>509855097
It's an AI response. I got one of those recently from an Isreali owned fintech lol.
Maybe their AI is so good it detected my power level?

>>509849230
I found out they use ton aka ~900kg aka short ton, instead of tonne aka 1000kg, almost got fucked up our shipment, but I double checked this shit, didn't had an experience that I need to double check everything after Western countries also, I thought only Eastern ones trying to scam me.

>>509851664
Be poor-with-money and gay or be regular poor and not a faggot, that is the choice.

>>509848711
Why isn't Trump trading missiles for ukie whores to be our state-issued girlfriends? We shouldn't just be giving our missile stockpile away while the dagos get all the free hohol pussy.

>>509848040 (OP)
HR cunts have gotten wayyyyyyy too uppity and comfortable with acting like cunts

>>509851976
Choosing your battles is one of the first pieces of wisdom a man is supposed to learn

>>509848040 (OP)
Ah, so this is why it was so damn hard to get a job in Australia. I kept being logical in interviews. FFS what are you actually supposed to do in an interview if not talk about those subjects?

All women need to be forcefully removed from the workforce, outside of female only jobs.

>>509849133
Reminder that when women are put into positions of authority over others that they view as weaker, they are twice as likely to be abusive as men in the same position.

>>509849971
You're not a "ghost", you're not that cool. Just a contrarian luddite which is fine, but not a ghost. Don't flatter yourself.

>>509848463
I had a job interview like this once in Australia. Arrived at 6 AM, the interview didn't start till almost 4 PM. The interviewer said I looked tired from waiting and rejected me over that. Fuck these idiots. I woke up at 4 AM to drive in there early and avoid traffic these fuckwits are unreal.

>>509862862
You have to give off the right vibe that fits into their social club. To them working is going to great lengths to pretend that you are working without doing anything substantial so people who show up to work expecting that they should be working are filtered out.

>>509863036
>The interviewer said I looked tired from waiting and rejected me over that

>>509862973
This is an embarrassing level of connection to social media. The notion that not being on normalfaggot social club internet makes one a “Luddite” is so stupid I serioudly doubt you’ve ever had an insightful thought in your life. Rethink your worldview

>>509863520
Fuck that bullshit. It's all in the past for me now anyways, after years of scrounging I managed to become a dishwasher, and then dumped paychecks into crypto, fast forward a few years retire in Thailand. Fuck the wage grind and fuck job interviews and fuck HR roasties.

>>509862862
Job interviews are now like dating sites. The only thing you need to focus on is not giving the roastoid the "ick".
Meaningful questions about the job? Uhhh, have sex, incel!

>>509848040 (OP)
salary questions are intended to reject candidates. Work culture also an excuse to say you don't fit and responsibilities are another way of saying this doesn't match up. You don't give them excuses to look elsewhere in interview, you say things like
>I thrive in multiple environments, value others
>I've worked on many different challenges, am confident in my ability to learn and adapt
>I've enjoyed current role but felt that this could be an opportunity to grow
>I can sometimes over prepare but as with many different things someone may encounter in their career am learning to refine and sharpen all the time

you can still reject the job if the pay is shit once you get an offer, they'll almost certainly come back with a better offer anyway as you've beaten all the other candidates

>>509851664
unless you are fucking little kids to death every day on a private island you own,you will always be POOR
DIRT POOR
no, having a few million doesn't make you rich at all

>>509848040 (OP)
>didn't turn up to the interview with a yid lid and lgbt landyard on.
Rookie error.

>>509848463
These situations are why I always have vodka on me.

>>509848040 (OP)
My favorite is when you ask them what kind of tasks the role has you perform (because the job listing didn't say), and she not only doesn't know, but she thinks you're stupid for assuming she would. You know, after she's been dealing with workers in that exact role for years.

>>509848463
nigger watched Fight Club why browsing twatter

>>509851454
If your job is that easy, you're not actually working. You have a make work female job

>>509855734
Nah, they were interested, tell me why I should be, bitch. I turned down a company telling me they 'didn't think I was dedicated enough' at the 2nd interview recently. Said fine, it costs a lot to hire and find someone, if you're going to be this demanding before I even work for you, its not for me. They were hurriedly apologizing, but i don't need that crap at this point in my life.

>>509848463
Wow, this says a lot about society.

>>509848040 (OP)
>According to this twitter screencap I'm unemployed and unemployable because of HR departments.
Perhaps you could work on a skillset beyond delivering fast food on a bicycle and you won't be having such problems.

>>509864870
HR departments are literally what decides if you're hired or not, so they are absolutely why we're unemployed.

>Perhaps you could work on a skillset beyond delivering fast food on a bicycle
The only experience they accept is in a workplace. Any skills garnered outside of that are less than worthless, because clearly you're incompetent if you think that counts!

>>509848040 (OP)
Alright, Margot Robbie wants cuter air fryers and here's my suggestion: fully square Airfryers for a better symmetrical look and less details or lightly details on it's function buttons. Now about the color, What are the most common colors used in kitchens? I'll go with black, white and brown but also grey.

The thing here is: if the shape of it bothers her it certainly bothers others and many people out there like things fitting their kitchens in general so work on it, i'm certainly this will makes sales go up and by the way i'm suggesting it to be square cause it fits the rest of the kitchen designs such as stoves and microwaves, fridges and kitchen cabinets, these curvy designs are quite out of context in a kitchen where pretty much every is in a square shape.

>>509848040 (OP)
>what do i talk about then?
Itty bitty titties and a bob.

>>509853982
>My good Diogenes, if you knew how to pay court to kings, you wouldn't have to wash vegetables."
>If you knew how to wash vegetables, you wouldn't have to pay court to kings.

>>509853838
His kids should be sent to israel to the front lines.
He can bless them when they come home in a box.

>>509848420
Great question always means bad question

>>509864870
Who wants to work when all your taxes are given to shit skins and isreal?
Stay home and be a drain on the system.

I'm getting laid off from my factory job in 2 months. After 6 years of sleeping 5 hours a night and destroying my brain and body.
Is this how bad it is now? I just want a simple remote job but it seems like that's not a possibility.
Might just become a NEET for a while since I live with my mommy and daddy anyway.
Especially if it's this fucking bad now.

>>509864870
Unless you're a tradecuck or a self employed AI dev guru: shut the fuck up.

>>509866031
Thank you for posting the the rest anon. Most jobs in our society are essentially indentured servitude without the contractual time obligations. Some of us don't have the emotional ability to play the game for very long. We'd rather wash vegetables than humble ourselves before retards.

I don't mind working, but I hate working for others, or in groups. There's nothing more irritating to me than being forced to listen to the opinions of morons, let alone pretend to embellish them.

There is no worse decision than one made by committee.

>>509866031
Which is retarded. Have to? Would you rather hang out with kings and let the king's cooks wash the vegetables you eat or wash your own vegetables and live in filth like Diogenes?

>>509867058
Truly you are a slave.

>>509848040 (OP)
The women in HR want to be PINNED DOWN and RAPED during the job interview.
Show your dedication to the company by inseminating them on the spot.

What? Whenever they ask if I have any questions I always ask what the "work culture" is like. That's seems pretty normal.

>>509848463
They start with six interview candidates. Three leave, leaving three. The time waster than comes and meets two. Meaning that they raped, killed and organ harvested the sixth.

>>509848157
A job interview is a two way street, so yeah.

>>509867205
Nigga, people hanging out with kings, living a lavish lifestyle, and not having to wash their own vegetables aren't the slaves.

>>509848040 (OP)
Employers just want slaves without critical thinking skills. And that's why we are being replaced.

>>509867683
When he king tires of you, or when he is deposed what will you do. You are a slave to comfort and your desires, which will make you weak and useless.

>>509867683
you streetshitters are true retards

>>509849000
>i constantly suck my bosses dick
Faggot

>>509849069
>He doesn't know plumbers make 6 figures in many cities and get their asses kissed by other trades
I regret learning to code instead of taking a plumber's apprenticeship

>>509848957
I want my lab/office job back. It was the benefits of the easy office environment plus I got to do cool shit that not everyone could do

>>509849165
>and can never show up to a meeting late
Thats just extremely unprofessional nigger/Italian tier behaviour. If I showed up late for meetings constantly id be rightly sacked.

>>509868126
Legit loled. I will find Lumko and connect now. Wonder if he knows Nate Higgers.

>>509849971
Almost the same. I think i still have a facebook from when i was 18, but thats over 15 years ago

>>509867978
If I had my time again I would have been a plumber. We laughed at the guy who dropped out of high school to go do plumbing, he's the one laughing now being late 30s and semi retired.

>>509848157
That's standard. If they teach you about getting a job in school, that's what they'll tell you to do.

>>509867855
>>509867877
Ugh, when will Diogenes ball washers snap out of it? We're all "slaves" to biology unless you just want to kys. Yeah, what if the king tires of Diogenes disrespecting him in public? What if? What about? If you want to live like the smelly hobo Diogenes, go for it. I'll be over here drinking wine and fucking concubines.

>>509853838
show me where it says that in the bible
KEK

>>509868810
>If I worship another man enough, he'll throw me some bones
You have less dignity than an unwashed cunt who lived in a barrel

>>509848957
>men need to accept their slave role in society
How about no?
Those cushy office jobs usually pay better than the backbreaking jobs that actually make value.
Is that good? No.
But thats the world we live in.
Don't break your back for no reason.

>>509848903
You should report her for sexual harassment

>>509848766
Soon enough, hopefully.

>>509848463
>let people waste your time bro
No?

>>509848157
>go to sign contract
>have to beg like you're asking for charity
>get a weird look if you ask to read/discuss the terms

>>509848463
Kung fu bullshit.

>>509848040 (OP)
You are supposed to be Chad and crack a few jokes. Then they just give you the job. God help you if you are a regular man. They get the ick the second they see your ugly mug and friend zone you, which means no hire in the job world.

>>509852024
>>509850899
>Yesterday I saw a homeless man.

>He offered to shine my shoes for $5.

>He gave me the best shoe shine of my life.

>I gave him $100 and told him to keep the change. He worked hard and I paid him accordingly.

>He is now a founder and CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

>He started the company with nothing but $100 and a dream.

>That man’s name? Albert Einstein.

>Sometimes in life opportunities come from unexpected places.

>But opportunity is seized through hard work.

>Agree?
>-John Chuckelfuk, Thought Leader, CEO, Innovator, Dreamer, Tech Evangelist, Proud Stoic, Transhumanist

>Prurdeep Dikshit, Sr. Developer @ Scamjet
>Inspiring post, John!
>Sandwar al-Derkaderk, Security Specialist @ OilSLAVR UAE
>Can’t agree more
>Rajesh Sukdeep, —
>plz looking work in Mumbai WhatsApp 8812376648
>Rick Thompson, Project Manager @ Asshaul Freight Inc
>Too bad this can’t happen in this Biden economy
>Tyresha Williams, HR-SHRM @ CNTBTCH Manufacturing
>As if Trump is any better!!!!
>Rajeed Rapejeet, Sr. Recruiter @ Jobs4U
>***now hiring up to $50/hr REMOTE US Canada India Europe message for detail***
>Chang Dong Wang, Lead Software Engineer @ META
>This would never happen in China

>>509848463
Terminally unemployed black dudes who list "entrepreneur" on their linkedin are forever posting shit like this.

>you're not chad
>ewwww
>deny

>>509868611
I spent my late 20s and early 30s working a slave construction job so I could be nearby to attend school in the evenings instead of traveling for jobs.
Union tradesmen my age are pulling in $80-120k now. Some hitting ~$200k if they work tons of overtime.

>>509848463
People watch too many Kung Fu movies and want to copy the old fucking Chinese master who does a roundabout lesson that somehow relates to the thing the pupils wants/needs to learn.

But these are midwits with asinine ideas.

>>509869900
There are far easier ways to make far more money without risking your health and safety.
Law school still has a pretty great ROI.

>>509849605
>spergs out with crazy unprofessional TMI involving violence and sexuality during an interview
>doesn’t get hired
:0

>>509849000
Black blade lmao

>>509848040 (OP)
Ask HR about salary, but the rest was fine for an interview

>>509866740
It's shit world-wide currently. The mindset in the West for decades, perhaps even a century has been to export business overseas where it's cheap, slave or sweat-shop and import lots of illegals who can work below minimum wage with all sorts of subsidies called taxes paid direct to their pocket from people working in the country they enter illegally.

Under another name it would be called an invasion; on top of this, another reason most are unemployed is because of minimum wage, or people who demand a living wage. well all that does is mean the employer can use the illegal labour who're cheaper whilst the going is good and then send all their work abroad, you'd think the employer would be arrested and hanged for this but no. Then you and I have to fight for scraps from the government pissing back a trickle of scraps on our heads for competing in such a stagnant environment that taxes anyone that succeeds; then propels it's false gods such as Elon Musk as success. A man that lives and feeds on taxes whilst importing lots of H1B workers to you, then crying bloody murder when you deport them back for gaming the system that lets them lock everyone out of work and shackles them with slavery.

I wish I was drunk typing this, but I am so poor I can't even delude myself with that, I have to work honest work because I am a terrible liar.

>>509869247
That's the point he made so succinctly. If he's enjoying the fruits of life then (((obviously))) everyone who isn't, is the sucker.

Why can't they just suck dick and good as him? They must be dumb or something.

So much faggotry these days.

>>509848285
I want the people I interview to ask about culture and responsibilities. If they don't then I think there's something wrong with them.

>>509848764
>house nigger getting extremely assmad at plantation nigger walking away
God damn, you really are a fucking slave.
Why is it wagies don't kill themselves by the tens of thousands every day?

>>509870077
Join the bar association, discard all actual published law, and sell out your common man for shekels.

Go fuck yourself.

>>509848040 (OP)
HR is being replaced by AI. Learn to shoot the breeze about code.

>>509848957
>Men need to accept that gay corporate female jobs are just that, gay, corporate, and female, and just stop applying.
I did, when I left the army for similar reasons, I was too fucked up to pursue tier one zog despite wanting to, so I just left the world and became a neet and receive VA & SS for over 15 years now.
I will never interact with a normoid wagie for the rest of my life unless its an absolute emergency. I'd sooner talk down to the FBI on my front porch again than interact with wagie world.

Weimaricans are just chattel cattle. I appreciate what little part I've taken in tearing some of it down, you're all welcome.

>>509848040 (OP)
>just get a job you lazy neet!
I think a lot more people would be willing to seek work if applying and interviewing wasn't such a fucking retarded, degrading, humiliating experience. It is absolutely fucking insane what an over-the-top monkey dance you have to do just to gain employment nowadays. Every step of it is built to be as dehumanizing as possible.

>>509848463
lol. absolutely insane. imagine working for these fucking boomer kikes.. not even once, bro.. not even once....

>>509849000
okay, reddit.

>>509870077
Those union guys don't risk their health and safety as much as you might believe. They're fairly strict on jobs that receive public funding.
I hate law and don't click with any lawyers or politicians I've met.
Should have become a research physician, but I didn't realize I could hack it before starting college and it's too late in life now.

>>509870670
>It is absolutely fucking insane what an over-the-top monkey dance you have to do just to gain employment nowadays.
when we shave the amount of applications to a position to around 5-10, instead of 100s, then people seeking jobs will be treated with a modicum of respect.
Kill H1bs and tighten immigration.

>>509848040 (OP)
I always ask tech people what ticket system they use. If it's some POS like ServiceNow, it's a tell that management is incompetent.

>>509849165
This. It’s all a fucking game. No most jobs won’t actually check to see if you have a degree unless it requires government licenses and shit. They’re going to train you for any entry level position anyway. Once you’ve got experience and connections you’re in. If you make friends with the ass kissers they’ll drag you up the ladder with them a lot of times. Predominantly female corporate jobs are easy to be a guy in because as long as you’re likable and funny and understand that they’re all vapid gossip queens you can dominate. If you include that cunty progressive manager in on your little tea parties they’ll tell you exactly how they’re tracking this metric and that metric and they will never promote the unpopular girl because at the end of the day they want to be the popular girl. They’re no smarter or more mature than the average high school student so it really is punching down a lot of the time in my experience.

>>509848040 (OP)
>>509848157
>>509848285
>>509848463
Couldn't be me, I'm not even looking for a job.

>>509853341
This doesnt work in canada because as soon as a jeet gets in hirijg or management the business becomes entirely jeets within a decade.

>>509863036
That's fucked up. These people are legit psychopaths

>who cares that this is an adult professional who has to live and die by the same rules as everyone else
>I'm going to waste this person's day as a test, and see how well they respond to it
Complete lack of empathy. I hate this world. This kind of behavior is tolerated, but getting angry at psycho/sociopaths will get you fired.

>>509869247
>dignity
Diogenes wallowed in his own filth like a street shitting Indian. He was the original chud.
>>509870308
>suck dick
Who said anything about sucking dick? How about not being a street shitting curmudgeon and getting along with people so you can enjoy things?

>>509871142
Remember when last names counted for something, like if you are called cooper your father raised chickens, or fletcher made arrows or smith owned a forge?
can't own shit now, we might as well start naming ourselves after the spreadsheet number the HR department enters for us. it's fucking sad.

>>509848040 (OP)
I can't think of anything more detrimental to the job market than your typical HR roastie.

>>509854176
8/10 vs 4/10

>>509871650
SO FUCKING TRUE WTF

Theres no point to working anymore. Wagies are retards

>>509849133
Lets turn the workforce into a mean girl's club headed by bitter old cat ladies. What could possibly go wrong?

>>509849133
i'm sure she learn a lot

>>509848040 (OP)
>Interviewed by HR
Imagine working in the service industry.

I got interviewed by a guy who had done the role I was interviewing for 20 years before and gone through numerous roles since.
He was delighted with all the shit I asked him about the company

I always try to ask about responsibilities and work culture to show that I'm invested in the job and passionate about it
Maybe I missed the memo because I can't get min wage jobs

>>509848040 (OP)

Yeah they like to waste people's time by not letting candidates know their wage range. It's fine not to ask too, but when they come begging to hire you, they have to let you know and that's when you make demands or ghost them. Or thank them for wasting your time and everyones time with such a shitty interview process.

>>509852024
keked

>>509872035
>Imagine working in the service industry
Are there even any other industries?

>>509854176
must be nice to be chad

>>509870434
Just do what the rest of them do:
Do some pro-bono work getting murderers out of prison to appease your guilty conscience.

>>509849000
>I'm a shameless brown noser kiss ass, please think I'm cool and based guys
lmao, doesnt matter how much you work you're still a faggot.

>>509849971
Same. Fuck kikebook, fuck niggergram, fuck jannies

>>509849996
The worst interview I ever had was fucking Toys R Us just before they closed.

First they made us take the first initial of our name, then come up with some adjective to describe ourselves. Asshole ahead of me also had D so he took determined and I was shit out of luck coming up with something else. Daring? Fuck am I, Matt Murdock? Then they had us roleplay some bullshit scenario where we pitch a toy to a family. I'm not a good pitch man, which is why I applied for a FUCKING OVERNIGHT STOCKING POSITION. One where we never even see any customers.

The whole thing felt like some dumbass girls sleepover party instead of an interview, all of us participating in these dumbass time waster games, nothing about our bona fides for the actual position. Who do they hire for the overnight position, the guy who gave the best toy pitch. For a job he'll inevitably get bored with for lack of human interaction because hes obviously a socializer.

Fucking women, man. Love from Kazakhstan.

>>509854176
Like everything else in their pathetic little homunculus lives, women make all their choices based on who theyd most like to sleep with.

>>509848463
The interview was a super secret
>I'm going to ignore you
>I'm not going to be on time
>I'm going to see who will be willing to eat shit and take the abuse.

Working there must be fun.

>>509848463
>7:55 AM walk past the HR lady while she's distracted on her phone
>Help myself to refreshments in the lunch room and start introducing myself to my new coworkers
>8:30 AM Start walking around, take a moment to use the bosses private bathroom and leave an upper decker
>9:15 AM Find an empty cubicle and get to work
>Spend the rest of the day typing NIGGER in Microsoft word
>4:29 PM send 999 copies to every printer in the office and call it a day

If the salary isn't posted
Don't apply

>>509849008
Why wouldnt you want to skew your hiring criteria towards low self esteem people who are desperate?

>>509848463
If you think showing up 11 hours late is a good bitch test, you're the problem in your company.
The 3 who left were competent workers. The 2 who remained are yesmen who will cost you your business.

Don't take advice from go-getter office professionals on Twitter.
If they were legitimate go-getters, they wouldn't be tweeting from an office, they'd be arranging meetings and making deals with new business partners.
Never forget: office is where the hens stay.

>>509854176
Did you get their numbers?

>>509848157
>told to join zoom meeting for job interview
>dial in and put AI response bot on the line instead
>everyone else but the HR lady does the same
didn't get the job, but still felt good man

>>509871526
>like if you are called cooper your father raised chickens
kek, look at this dood

>>509848040 (OP)
bullet dodged on that one, if they're afraid to answer those questions it means the answers won't be good for you

>>509849133
You just fucking know that miss fish face there mentions emotional intelligence 3 times per hour.
Specifically explicitly in the context of a man who just does his job, not having it.

>>509848957
problem is, the cushy air conditioning jobs pay more than the back breaking jobs, and then those same women turn around and say they only want men who make more than them, so the back breaking laborers are effectively priced out of vagina

>>509848040 (OP)
>Just be confident bro!
>only confident!

>>509873012
Kek. Good. Fuck their bullshit human meat grinder system.

>>509848157
Im a principal software engineer. I know more than anyone interviewing me about my job. Any interview I take, I turn it into me questioning them to determine if they're the type of people I want to work for. Only low level employees wait to be asked questions.

>>509873012
dumb bitch better get used to it
its not a 'joke'

>>509873123
And if you rise up and slap one of them and tell them to cut the shit, 90% of the other mens' NPC chips would activate and they'd beat you to a pulp for it.

>>509849133
demonic sanpaku eyes

they would like you to ask if they want you cradle the balls as you work the shaft

>>509870406
>Why is it wagies don't kill themselves by the tens of thousands every day?
There's a synapse in everyone's brain labelled "holy shit, I'm a fucking slave." Most people don't have the IQ to fire that synapse. That's the best way I can describe it. They still cling to the "land of the free, home of the brave", while thinking that phrase describes them. It doesn't. They're literally too dumb to realize they're slaves. It's real.

>>509871526
>like if you are called cooper your father raised chickens
lmao, anon, the "coop" in cooper does not come from chicken coops

>>509849133
I'm sorry but no one ever explained to me what is wrong with her eyes. Everyone just says she has 'fish face', or 'looks evil' or has 'crazy eyes', but please explain to why the pigment of her iris has fallen to the bottom of her eye, where it looks like her eyes are leaking and about to pour out of her bottom eyelids.

Is it a filter? Were filters created just to hide demons and witches or what?

>>509848040 (OP)
>Leave useless women who are incentivised to waste time, in charge of deciding who gets to be a part of your workforce, which cannot do the job themselves, or even come close to understanding it at all

WHAT COULD GO WRONG???

>>509851454
>i'm a dishonest cocksucking wagie slowly becoming a sociopath by living a false life
>i'm a free man
Yikes. I notice the same reflexive behavioral patterns from weimarican cut-fags on why they're better than people who haven't had their penis mutilated. Crab in a bucket mentality is the lowest, basest, pettiest evil there is, but its still evil.

>>509869323
>You should report her for sexual harassment
That's as stupid as calling the cops on a police officer who is fucking with you at a traffic stop. It can't be done. Who do I report it to? The gay guy at the HR department? I don't feel like making a big deal about it. You just need to accept it. Besides, she has big titties. The rest of her is pretty chunky too. I'm not going to hook up with her or anything like that. It's one of those things that I am mildly amused by. That's it

>>509851664
I regret to inform you that you are very poor. Good luck in your ego death.

>>509854628
>because it's base 12 and that's how the human brain thinks.
haha

>>509869724
read this in that weird AI Ice-T voice

>>509872570
you got intimidated by girls
also fuck sand niggers

>>509870109
>So why did you leave if it seemed like things were going well
>It wasn't exactly going well really, here's why
>Ew I don't want to hear about why things didn't work out, we're gonna pursue other candidates :|

I can hear your roast beef flaps blowing in the wind. Women are retarded children and don't belong in the workforce.

>>509864754
A lot of excellent-quality people have a "fix problems" kind of job, so once they've attended to everything, they can coast as long as they're ready to tackle whatever comes up.

>>509862973
>contrarian luddite
kek! not really. I used to be addicted to that shit. Scrolling addiction is real. So, I decided to quit it all about 8 years ago for lent, and stuck with it ever since.
>Don't flatter yourself
I'm not. I literally check to see how easy it is to Google me. I can't be found, except for if you know which specific niche firm I work at. Part of it is because I have a generic sounding first name and last name. The other part is because I don't post every detail of my life on the internet like a faggot.

>>509864804
neet with resume gap? They usually reject such people because it's instantly obvious that you will instantly quit at the first meltdown

>>509870393
>I want the people I interview to ask about culture and responsibilities. If they don't then I think there's something wrong with them.
God... how much has /pol/ fallen, it's like every single one of you is a pathetic redditor who jubilates at normie activities.

Postal employee here, wtf is an hr
*intentionally misdelivers your package*

>>509849065
Even then white collars jobs are getting depreciated.

>>509873448
life isn't bad enough yet for suicide. but we're slowly getting there.

>>509848285
The top of the world is fill to the brim with the CREAM of the gutter.

>>509874128
>Women are retarded children and don't belong in the workforce.
I like reminding women they were introduced to the workforce at gunpoint and if it weren't for the government threatening to bankrupt companies that don't hire enough of them they'd all be back in the kitchen

>>509848040 (OP)
>>509848157
If HR is doing the interview that usually means they are going over the guy who is trying to hire someone.

>>509848040 (OP)
Things to talk about at a job interview.

1. Whether it's gay to perform oral sex on a woman

2. Whether you prefer beer in a can or in a bottle

3. Whether Franz Liszt should be considered Hungarian or Austrian/German

4. Pros and cons of air cooled engines vs liquid cooled engines

5. Is it ok to serve Italian sausage and Bratwurst at the same cookout?

>>509849050
> communist shitbag looking for a job
Riiiiiiight

>>509848285
>schpeel
you are jewish
kys

>>509870393
Your "culture" is fake manufactured garbage and "responsibilities" is fancy way of covering a lazy managers ass most of the time.

>>509872570
>Asshole ahead of me also had D so he took determined and I was shit out of luck coming up with something else.
Dynamic.
The correct answer was "Dynamic."

just use a staffing agency if you don't have any particular skills. Select Staffing is US-wide. No interviews they give you an address and a vague description.
If you do have skills(in my case small electronics) they will take into consideration.
Eventually if a company likes you they'll hire you directly.
I moved to to very small town and now I make pizza, but it's ok shits way cheaper than the cities. I bought a shitbeat car for $500.

>>509848040 (OP)
Corpofaggots love humiliation rituals

>>509848157
Yes, it's unironically better for the company in the long run, rather than you getting the job, then finding out it's a bad fit and quitting after they've already blown all that time and money on getting you set up, and them having to start the search all oer again.

HR lady should've realized that but apparently her ovaries were acting up and she decided it was a personal attack.

>>509875315
Staffing agencies are a fucking scam designed to kill unions and "needy" workers who demand fair wages and benefits.

>>509875583
Better than dealing with same asshats.
Better than being broke, while hating the application/interview process.

>>509849605
Das rite. You think any of the girls who ratted on Big Harv got to work in Tinseltown again?

>>509875137
Jesus I hate retards like this
“Spiel” is an accepted word in the English lexicon (alternate spellings shpiel, even schpiel). Just like we have words derived from Latin, French, German, even Japanese loanwords with the modern day. The average person wouldn’t know its Yiddish origins and using it doesn’t make one Jewish, it’s a common enough word in some contexts.
Dumbass purity spiraling.

>>509848711
Now you understand why all ancient religions treat women like shit, and right they are.

>>509872547
Based Argie