Thread 509850540

Deer God: Why did you let me drowned? I was really, really nice all of the tyme and I praid to Jesus every day. You didn't safe me, but I did hold onto a tree before my arms got tyred. If I had nown I wood have drowned I would have praid to the tree first to safe me. Maybe then I wood be alive and see my family again too!! But alas, now I am dead. Fuck!! Please tell my parents that my body is in Regret county, and that Jesus was a complete waste of time. Regards; - Dead kid.

They were all Catholic right? Better off dead.

>>509850769
Based. Possibly redpilled? I'll need to call my buddy, who's an expert on this.

>>509850540 (OP)
After death the material body returns to the elemental world from which it was derived, but two nonmaterial factors of surviving personality persist: The pre-existent Thought Adjuster, with the memory transcription of the mortal career, proceeds to Divinington; and there also remains, in the custody of the destiny guardian, the immortal morontia soul of the deceased human. These phases and forms of soul, these once kinetic but now static formulas of identity, are essential to repersonalization on the morontia worlds; and it is the reunion of the Adjuster and the soul that reassembles the surviving personality, that reconsciousizes you at the time of the morontia awakening.

For those who do not have personal seraphic guardians, the group custodians faithfully and efficiently perform the same service of identity safekeeping and personality resurrection. The seraphim are indispensable to the reassembly of personality.

>>509850540 (OP)
Worship a jew - its over with you!

>>509850769
This

Ted Cruz is still alive because he's a base evangelist
The one true Christian faith

>>509850540 (OP)
god hates women

>>509850769
Powerful

>>509850540 (OP)
>>509850972
Poopesh
>>509850769
Dikshit
>>509851141
Ranjeet
>>509851286
Sukhdeep

It's funny how the christcucks are all silent

Pitfalls of claiming to worship an omniscient omnipotent deity who has complete authority

>>509851495
Christians don’t believe that god uses natural disasters to punish people. That’s a fairly pagan belief.

>>509851495
Durgesh

>>509851602
Your book practically starts off with Noah's flood lol

Case #7848393993 where a christjew will lie through their teeth to trick people into their Jew cult

>>509851495
I would be mad at god too if I had your life

>>509850540 (OP)
>t.

>>509851495
Honestly Camp Mystic is a nondenominational Christian summer camp.

You're suppose to stick with your kids not send them away.

What's worse is you got people who say they worship God and then push abortion to the extremes aka fake worshipers. Neither I nor you are fit to judge so you only focus on your relationship with God in talking to him and doing your best. Everyone is going to die eventually there is no escaping it

>>509851842
hehehe

>>509850540 (OP)
Only pussies drown in texas. I deal with it almost yearly

>>509851763
Their whole book is full of contradictions... on purpose, because it understands something about moronic idiots. You see, morons actually don't know what intelligence is, so they only mimic what they think sounds like intelligence. By debating back and forth, they think they're smart because they're talking a lot. This is how idiots think they're making an argument, while making none. Ever hear an xtain try to explain something like the holy trinity? It's a whole bunch of babble that has no logic in anything. But to them, it sounds smart. So therefore, they're "winning".

>>509852086
Lol. Lmao.

>>509851763
It’s crazy how ignorant you browns are.

>>509852362
Good. We can execute the entire judeo-xtian population then.

>>509851015
Mmk Jung

>>509850540 (OP)

The government wanted them dead so that they could do a landgrab.

>Cloudseeded by Rainmaker, funded by Palantier
>Seeding happened day or two prior to floods

Placing my bets now

>Government comes in, declares the land unsafe, kicks everyone off
>Takes control of land
>They're gonna "fix it"
>Contractors are all government cronies to line pockets as usual
>Begin excavation or whatever "treatment"
>"Wow look at all these previous resources we found!"
>Etc

>>509852614
Nigger you won't do shit

>>509852614
>judeo-xtian

>>509853220
You're denying that the two are linked, or what?

>>509850540 (OP)
If you believe in God, being killed by an act of God is like getting FedExed straight to heaven, unless you're not going to heaven.

total christcuck death

Everyone forgets the fact that high ground was only a few yards away from the camp. All the kids could've easily run to safety if they were given proper timely instructions.

>>509850540 (OP)
>God is like Superman except evil. Why didn't he make me a real woman????

>>509853810
WOAH. Just like in Star Wars, before Anakin jumped!!!

You're all a bunch of misanthropic scumbags.

>>509850540 (OP)
Jesus: "Lol"

>>509850540 (OP)
kike

>>509850540 (OP)
Work on your English Patel.

>>509850540 (OP)
hey faggot. we're all going to die. you're already dead. it is inevitable. and yet you're a piece of shit, and you will be judged for this.

>>509851602
>That’s a fairly pagan belief.
This board uses the term "pagan" wrong a lot

>>509850540 (OP)
Sorry, kid. Your parents were busy partying at the 4th of July celebration and sent you off to the mountains or wherever with the local lesbian camp counselors.

>>509854777
>sacred sevens
God would rather save your post that dem kidz

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