Thread 509852353

Is there a way we can team together and write a hit tv show or cartoon?

>>509852353 (OP)
Why do i have the feeling the answer will be no?

This board is like the most easily offended, fragile, militantly anti-humor place on the internet.

>>509852475
Nah the dark humor here is the drink of the Gods of comedy. You’re just a fag.

>>509852571
There's no dark humor here. There's no humor here. There's just angry people who try to make their hatred towards others and rage with humor, then project their own inability to take or make a joke onto others.

>>509852895
>>509852475
get the thong out ya bussy playa

>>509852895
You are a homo

>>509853502
SEE?! This is what I am talking about because my comment made you mad. So you're writing something to mask your anger with strained humor. Humor, or intentional humor, is only funny when it doesn't come from a place of frothing rage.

>>509854100
Your comment made me mad or my comment made you mad?

>>509854218
Anon you can read my comment. I believe in your ability to read.

>>509852353 (OP)
I'd watch a show when the Nazis that were hiding in their base under the Antarctic / on the dark side of the moon would rise up and save the world from the jews

>>509854289
Homo

>>509852475
oh look the nigger's back

>>509854830
Was it any good?
I haven't watched a movie in years

>>509854735
>>509854794
>>509853076
Its out of anger though. See how its all out of anger? Like thats what you guys don't get. When people don't think you're funny, and you can't figure out why no one thinks youre funny. IDK anyway no point in trying to explain this concept to hopeless anons.

>>509854962
I didnt see it but its a 42 on the tomatometer.

>>509854999
>>>509854735
>>>509854794
>>>509853076
>Its out of anger though. See how its all out of anger? Like thats what you guys don't get. When people don't think you're funny, and you can't figure out why no one thinks youre funny. IDK anyway no point in trying to explain this concept to hopeless anons.
PS and thats being really generous even in assuming that saying "ur a homo" can even be considered "funny". Which it sort of is in this day and age but only when its not being drenched with seething rage anger.

>>509852895
You are a joke to me. Keep crying.

>>509852895
So you admit there is humor here. Just not your flavor

>>509855326
No. Thats the direct opposite of what I said to you. BTW your views here don't convert people to your viewpoint. They repel people away from it. Thats why rich capitalists ban you from social media: because youre actually toxic to rightwing politics.

>>509855212
>>509855326
Thats a bot

>>509852895
Faggot
>faggot
Faggot
>faggot

>>509855460
Faggot

>>509855138
Faggot

>>509855536
OK and in your mind this is funny, right? This is a "joke", in your mind? And you can't figure out why people don't think you're funny right? You're just saying "faggot" out of anger and then wrongly believing its "humor."

>>509854289
Faggot

>>509855654
>>509855614
see and then its just clearly masking rage.

>>509854100
Faggot

You don't just say "faggot" and then go "haha look how funny I am". This is what /pol/ thinks is humor and /pol/ can't figure out why no one else thinks /pol/ is funny

>>509855666
Checked and fag-pilled

>>509855845
in your mind this is "humor"

>>509852353 (OP)
MAFUCKA WOOOEOEEEOEOEW
AAAAAJAAAAKAKKKAAKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK AM SO FUNIII SOOO OFUNI FUNNY FUNI BOI
FUNI BOI Heheee heheheheheheheheheh HEHEHEHEHHE

HHEHEHEHEHE awooo awowowoo wowo

>>509852475
And yet somehow it's hilarious and extremely open minded at the same time. That's why it's so great. There is no hivemind here. Leftists have been on this board fighting with rightoids nonstop since the day it opened. Regardless of our reputation, half the people here are contrarians who just want to fight with everyone else.

>>509855919
I'm chuckling, yes. Stop being such a fag

>>509855956
Oooooo su funny
Fonny fun fun haha hehe teehee am human laughing because I don’t understand sumfink
Hehehehehehehehehe AAAHhahahhehooeoeho

>>509855666
>>509855800
Saying "faggot" and "nigger" is funny because people are genuinely afraid of losing their jobs (and lives) over it. It'll stop being funny with some boomer on Fox News starts saying it. Until then, shut the fuck up, you ball-gargling faggot.

>>509856033
Youre not chuckling though anon. Thats the thing I talked about earlier in the thread. You're using this veneer of edginess and anti-PC behavior to mask your rage. Thats part of why it doesn't work. People LIKE people who flaunt politically correct norms. But not when its out of rage. When you have nazis on 4chan you have people who are blatantly raging behind their keyboard and just typing "ur a faggot" then congratulating themselves for thinking theyre awesome.

>>509856101
>>509855956

>>509852353 (OP)
katawa shoujo

>>509855990
No. Your board has nothing to do with openmindedness and is a total hivemind. And I am the only leftist on the board and most threads with me in them eventually devolve into all of you seething and making death threats against me in your rage.
>>509856111
No. I just addressed this. This is what you guys don't get. See >>509856241

>>509852353 (OP)
on sum fkn crack shit ma dick
Muh fuggen DICK
Finna pop some kfc FINNA pop some chickin mcNUGGET

>>509856366
See it would be funny if it wasn't masking a blatant rage issue. If it wasn't masking a blatant, vicious hatred. Then it would be funny. But the world knows it is masking a vicious, raging anger problem among nazis.

>>509856340
We’ll let you speak at least, we’re gonna call you a $3 bill but we let you speak.

>>509855138
>replied to himself
Kek I laughed irl at your s e e t h i n g rage, ty for being so funny anon :^)

>>509856340
You can "address" something all you like, "addressing" it doesn't refute anything. Your point is as valid as spamming "MADE FOR BBC" in non-sequitur. I wish you cranky betamales understood this.

>>509856241
When people unironically act like the epitome of a nigger faggot, I will laugh every time. That's true while on or off this site.

>>509856526
No "you" don't let me do anything. The site's ownership is unrelated to you and I had to go out and buy a dynamic IP address to get around the numerous lifetime bans I've received on this board for no good reason. No. You're not a hive of free speech here.

>>509856340
>replied to himself (again)
Lel

>>509856531
That's the best you can do anon? "No UR the seething one cuz you added to your reply" or something?

>>509852895
That's pretty funny chuddie

>>509856607
Have you tried not making extremely low quality posts? They’re against the rules

>>509856340
>And I am the only leftist on the board
Also, lmao, your hubris, self-absorbed arrogance. Yes, you, only you, have been the single person arguing with everyone, in every thread, you're the guy posting all the leftoid ragebait threads. It was all you. You're the martyr, the last man on Earth. Get a grip you moron.

>>509856641
>>509856672

>>509856607
Nigger

>>509856672
>the best you can do
What’s the premise for this question? How does one mock your childish tantrum “better?”

Now see how much rage my posts are eliciting just because I am trying to explain the problem with /pol/'s rage issues? Makes the point even finer since its a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>509852353 (OP)
>what is MurdochMurdoch
Newfag

There's just like a dozen replied to me in a row now and they're all just empty seethes. Thats fine, thats OK, but I am just explaining to you this is why the world thinks your "humor" is not funny. Cuz its drenched in rage and clearly used to mask a ton of impotence and rage.

>>509854289
Seethe bitch seethe. Let it flow.

>>509856815
>stops responding to others and starts talking to himself about how he won and everyone is mad
Just go write in a diary if you don't want to engage, retard.

>>509856815
We’re goofing on you. We’re in a state of joy.

>>509856815
You’re either the “um ackchyually everything bad was the right” or the “magic spells (laws)” nigger and frankly idc which, both are terrible. Armchair psych spergpost are not “explanations”

>>509856925
You're not though. You're angry and this is what you guys always try to say when you're angry. "I'm not angry, UR angry!"

>>509856895
>so triggered he stops replying to people because they’re the mad ones
Lel

>>509852353 (OP)
Agreed we should team together. Write your adress full name and social security number so we can team up bros.

>>509856998
Thanks for destroying my thread, bot

>>509852353 (OP)
Yes. What you like it to be about?

>>509856998
But that’s what you’re saying. Literally word for word. This is so strange

>>509856998
>>509856925
>You're not though. You're angry and this is what you guys always try to say when you're angry. "I'm not angry, UR angry!"
PS and the world just knows about it. Thats all I am pointing out is that the world knows and recognizes your politics are fed by unmanaged rage issues. And so when you say these hostile or non PC things they don't get processed by others as "funny" and thats not because such people are obsessed with political correctness. Its because your politics and "jokes" are a clear mask of your unmanaged rage.

>>509856340
You didn't even checked 111 anon! What a faggot!

>>509854830
>>509854962
No. The plot is the perfect dark sci-fi story, and its ruined by crappy below the belt humor, thats funny for a second, but keeps going for another five minutes.
I wish somebody remade it seriously.

>>509856515
WOW SON U BUT ANGERY lamao I hav never seen som1 so pooper peeved LALALALOLOLOL u ned to take a chilpill and stop raping u ownasswit u husbando Imao
GAAAY XIDDDDXDDDRKFKK

>>509852353 (OP)
I want to make fun of cooking contest shows

>>509857108
Its ironic that the answers to these comments are anons raging and just like...unintentionally demonstrating it all and not having any shred of self-awareness...As always.

>>509857119
>the world knows [middle school girl insults]
Lelllll

>>509857125
>wait till you see my dick

I feel I made my point so Im signing out.

>>509857130
>The plot is the perfect dark sci-fi story, and its ruined by crappy below the belt humor, thats funny for a second, but keeps going for another five minutes.
Based turkbro.
>you're FUCKING dumber than MORONS.
>I have to tell them your FUCKING dumber than MORONS
i overheard my dad watching this movie 15 years ago and i thought it was unbearably cringe.

>>509852895
I don't know I find you pretty funny faggot

>>509857119
You live in a hivemind bubble. Women think my posts are hilarious, because I am very public about it. They send me even more vile and racist memes. Blondes, asians, latinas, blacks, it doesn't matter. They think you're pussies and only pretend otherwise so they don't upset you.

And don't get me wrong, they like it when I'm a softboi too. But if that's all you are, then they're going to DM guys like me and randomly send nudes I didn't ask for.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxbusiness.com/entertainment/iconic-la-movie-studio-goes-up-sale-price-tag-45-million.amp

Look computer it's only 450 butcoin!

>>509856699
>retarde with cheese
Pulp fake-shun

>>509856957
>image
>goat qb
What is qb?

>>509852353 (OP)
We will in a few years when AI will give us the ability to render an entire movie or tv episode through prompts.

>>509852353 (OP)
I'm Jewish, so, if you want, you can do all the work and I can make all the money.

>>509857737
Quarterback

>>509858353
But you would need to fund the project

>>509857853
I want Rush Hour in space with grappler ships powered by tao magic and naked women.

>>509858353
I'll pay you $100 a year to fuck off back to your underground goblin lair.

>>509858657
Hey you just described my relationship with a jewish debt collector

>>509854366
I'd watch that too.
Keep talking about it, and we may meme it into reality.
Bonus points for somewhat lining them up with End Times prophecies, as the good guys of course.

>>509859000
Why did you have to destroy my day with that countenance?

>>509856607
>I had to go out and buy a dynamic IP address
this nigga is lying and depending everyone being as tech illiterate as he is. you don't buy dynamic IPs. you buy static ones. dynamic is the default.

It already exists. And it's called Bottom.

>>509859085
File name formatting.

>>509855138
You are a black nigger

>>509852353 (OP)
it didn't work last time...