>26 year old more or less average looking male
>virgin, porn addicted and women sense it because I emit no pheromones like all men do
>go into a car dealership near my house to try to apply
>no resume because I can't afford a Microsoft word subscription
>cute young female secretary greets me with a cocaine fueled jumpy smile bearing her perfect white teeth
>I ask her if they're currently hiring
>her smile immediataly fades and her face contorts into a disgusted look
>literally looks like she just saw her best friend shoot her other best friend in the back of the head
>she says "yes, but not fucking gay cunts like you"
>I ask what she means by that
>she says nothing and then some 6'4 roided out Chad in a tuxedo comes out of his office and screams "SHE SAID YOU'RE A DUMB FUCKING GAY CUNT BITCH, NOW TURN AROUND AND HEAD OUT OF OUR BUILDING BEFORE I CRUSH YOUR GODDAMNED SKULL FAGGOT!!!"
>he comes up to me as I'm already turning around and smacks me in the side of the face
>this knocks me off my feet and I begin crying as I get back up and leave
>get home to my sick mom and tell her no one is hiring, cry myself to sleep the whole night

Man, getting a job as an incel is impossible, women literally call you out for being a low T loser the moment they smell you.

I think I'm gonna have to go back to India, I can't stand being so weak here.

not reading your cuck fantasy

to be surrounded by rich people and not be able to make money from it, you must die according to evolution, you have lost.

>>509869467 (OP)
Stop watching porn. It’s more important than getting a job.
Break your phone. Live in a tent in your backyard. When you are 55 and your life is spent you will never ever find yourself saying “damn I wish I watched more porn”.
Jesus said once it’s better to lose a single part of the body than the whole body. Literal or not the message is true. It’s better to give up technology and endure the pain and boredom and aching brutal monotony of living in a tent than to sleep walk through life sedated by coomerism.

When your hormones and t levels normalize you won’t need such extreme measures and life will be easier. It will begin to feel like it just happens.

>>509869467 (OP)
Was going to answer but that pic is rancid

>>509871267
Jesus tweet about this?

>>509869467 (OP)
>>no resume because I can't afford a Microsoft word subscription
you're a retard, got it

>>509869467 (OP)
Nigger I ain't reading that, just kill yourself

>>509869467 (OP)
Is this post part of a creative writing assignment to graduate from hebrew school?

I guess I'll just kill myself then lol.

>>509869467 (OP)
>how do you get a job?
I don't know and I'm glad I don't have to find out. I take care of dogs and sell shit on ebay.
I feel bad for the younger generations who are getting royally screwed. I can understand why so many of them are hedonists who have given up on their future.

Getting a job is already so hard that I will just "retire" if I can't take care of dogs and sell on ebay. There's no way im going to be competing with 1000 guys who are younger than me all for 1 job.

>>509869467 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills or worries.

I am free.

>>509869467 (OP)
>I think I'm gonna have to go back to India, I can't stand being so weak here.
HAHAHHAHA none of the niggers here even caught this 10/10 bait.

>>509869467 (OP)
Made me chuckle

>>509869467 (OP)
Please put a bullet in your head retard. If you're a good kid that cant do college. Learn how to read a tape measurer and caliper. Get your feet wet with any job that will take you. Learn from the old timers and show respect.
When you start a job, clean up your mess. Nothing will get you fried with everyone or fired faster than disrespecting another persons work area. Take notes if important and ask questions. You will be kept and offered more pay and opportunities.

Fuck all these unemployed negative retards. Just do the job with minimal mistakes.

>>509869467 (OP)
Pol be like -
>Women should have lots and lots of kids and stay at home and not work
>BUT NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

>>509869467 (OP)

this literally never happened lol

>>509874120
It's another slide thread low IQ dipshits will bump

>>509869467 (OP)
Not reading all your filth, Sukdeep.

>>509869467 (OP)
>Still doesn't settle with you.