Thread 509873783

Is it true that British people don't wipe?

>>509873783 (OP)
how do you even wipe this?

you gotta be healthy if you can take shits without wiping

>>509873975
He wasn't healthy he literally died

>>509873930
what the fuck are those bodies, what's wrong with anglos?

>>509873783 (OP)
He did a minute earlier and was just sitting there finishing reading the reader's digest joke section or whatever

>>509873783 (OP)
That's an Irishman.

>>509873783 (OP)
>Hasn't optimized his diet and fiber intake so it's a ghost shit every time
disgusting, ngmi

>>509873783 (OP)
was he just pissing? i hope?

>>509874330
It’s shopped you dingus.

>>509873783 (OP)
he was peeing

>>509874330
it's shopped

>>509873783 (OP)
I don't wipe, that's disgusting. I clean my anus with soap and water and then I have a shower or else I clean my hand carefully with a nail brush and more soap.

>>509873930
they need to combine asses to form a regular length ass

>>509873783 (OP)
everything about this man is disgusting

>>509873930
Gross, wtf wrong with their butts

>>509874234
he was literally murdered

>>509873930
Man this is a classic, need to go see what /mu/ is up to these days

>>509874879
based pinnacle of hygiene shit covered jeetcel

>>509874945
>t. obese shit smeared skidmarked yank

>>509873783 (OP)
i make sure to gape and spread my ass cheeks nik avocado style before i sit on the toilet to ensure minimal poo to anus ring contact thus the need for wiping is minimized at all times

>>509873783 (OP)
Maybe no poop came out just fart
Happens to me a lot

Not joking though, if you have to wipe, you have serious bowel problems. The ideal human body is designed to produce complete turds that stay together and don't break apart in your intestines. The fact that you need to wipe means your shit is literally breaking apart and smearing all over your insides, and leaking out your asshole. That's not how most people shit. Most people, myself included, have a single regular bowel movement of one complete log that is rounded at both ends and does not break apart. I don't wipe because it's a waste of toilet paper... there's nothing there. My anus is completely clean. This is normal.

>>509875068
>phantom poops

>>509874879
You are smearing shit into your hand because you're a pajeet, got it.
Thats why you contaminate everything your hepatitis feces, including food that you serve.
This is just one of the million reasons why we need to get your kind the fuck out of White countries

>>509873783 (OP)
I wipe but never flush.

>>509873930
What the fuck it goes up to his bellybutton

>>509875128
The only non-caveman way is to use a cunt phone which are in every toilet here
You wash your ass with the water stream from this, then you finish by wiping off with paper
Your hand never touches any shit, obviously
We are not brown, after all

>>509873783 (OP)
He sits down to pee.

ihey only wipe if its really nasty ts truet

>>509874851
Nah you seething on behalf of the white man Pajeet, that's real

>>509873930
She has a frog ass, and he is just all ass kek wtf hahahhashdha

>>509873783 (OP)
its part of the common culture
british herritage

>>509873783 (OP)
that is some mental patient he was literally sitting on his robe so if he did indeed shit he would have shat on his robe
maybe he pissed sitting down or farted

>>509874937
So he wasn't healthy then was he?

>>509873930
damn I had no idea John Lennon was caked up like that

>>509875187
its shooped retard

>>509873930
Not white.

>>509875208
I'm sure one day I'll get to try a bidet etc but I've been using wet wipes for years with great success. If it's bad, I'll get right in the shower. The thing about a water jets is how you contain it all. I seriously need to spread my cheeks open to access the shit. Could be from large butt muscles. And my ass it harry as fuck as well. So now I'm one handing my ass open and aiming a water jet at it and trying to get it all back in the bowl. it's obviously going to be launching aerosolized shit everywhere.

>>509875128
if you got shit on your arm you'd wipe it off wouldn't you?
there's nothing wrong with having shit on your hand provided you know how to wash your hands, which is, you know, a basic life skill
white people are objectively wrong about ass wiping and go around with shitty asses all day

>>509873783 (OP)

He probably sat down to pee.

>>509873930
wtf????

>>509873783 (OP)
no washing hands? that's naaaaaasty.

>>509873783 (OP)
Maybe he thought he had to shit but didn't. It happens.

>>509873930
This photo must be shopped or doctored in some way. No fucking way that's real.

>>509874982
the brits are gonna lynch you soon.

>>509873930
fucking kek

>>509876273
>must be shopped or doctored in some way

>>509875742
>water jets is how you contain it all
that is what the trigger is for you can adjust the strength of the spray by the force you press it down.

>Could be from large butt muscles.
kek, you're just fat. stop coping.

>it's obviously going to be launching aerosolized shit everywhere.
it doesn't.

>>509873930
is this real?

>>509875869
>there's nothing wrong with having shit on your hand
you need to go back.

>>509873930
>how do you even wipe this?
You're gonna have to ask rippletits about that one

>>509875150
I use a full roll to wipe and throw it in the toilet ensuring it's clogged and hopefully overflowing and no one else gets to use it.
If there's a plunger next to the toilet, I'll make sure to sabotage it

>>509873783 (OP)
And some mate with fucked up teeth will eat the muslim seven out her stinky pussy

>>509874892
Lmao

>>509873930
That's what I'm talking about!!! Aye aye aye!!!!

>>509873930
that ass is photoshopped right?

>>509873930
Im so glad my jap gf has an ass

actually, all the jap women ive been with had asses, I think yoko ono was just weird, thats a Chinese ass.

>>509873930
@grok is this real

>>509875002
Hi

>>509873930
10/10 in bongland

>>509873930
>see thing
>immediately believe it
Why is /pol/ both retardedly gullible and allergic to Google? It’s a really bad combination.

>>509875128
polio-like diseases will explode in a decade
"polio" wasn't cured by some retarded miracle vaccine, that's what Weimarica said to save face, to obfuscate the fact their nation's sanitation was fourth world-tier, the highest transmission vector of 'polio' was consumption of human fecal waste. They quietly industrialized higher sanitation practices then claimed their miracle science juice fixed everything; a lie repeated to this day.

weimarica will go back to the fourth world and gets what it fucking deserves

>>509875742
>it's obviously going to be launching aerosolized shit everywhere.
whenever you flush the toilet it 'aerosolizes' an enormous amount of particulate and vapor, that is your urine, shit and other bacteria. Its highly pressured, thats why toilet lids are spaced; even if you flush with the lid down you are spraying shit everywhere in the bathroom whenever you flush.

>>509873783 (OP)
He's most likely sitting down to pee.

>>509873783 (OP)
worse: they don't even have shit brushes in their toilets
well, when I was a teenager, my penpal's family didn't
they dun goofed, because they had hairbrushes, in there
so guess what I use to scrap my shit that stuck to the bowl
yep: and they brought it on them

>>509873930
Top notch humor Michael, proving the haters wrong one post at a time

>>509873930
The british ass just as funny as british teeth

>>509880411
>polio-like diseases will explode in a decade
import the third world, become the third world

>the highest transmission vector of 'polio' was consumption of human fecal waste
>claimed their miracle science juice fixed everything
yeah hygiene is definitely a factor but claiming that vaccines do not work is "men can be women" and "all races are the same, one human race" anti-scientific bullshit.
vaccines definitely do work, the problem with the covid vaccine wasnt that its a vaccine, the problem was that it was an entirely novel kind that hasnt been tested thoroughly, unlike the old style tried-and-true way of using an inactivated real virus. if there is going to injuries from the vaccine, except the ones taking astra-zeneca or the russian one to be fine because those used the old style. the moderna and J&J and some others used the new mRNA kind which hadnt been properly tested, so if there is gonna be problems, although doubtful at this point anymore, its gonna be those people

>>509873930
IMAGINE

>>509880410
Fuck off new fag we like the keks

>>509874851
Can we see the unshopped version, for comparison?

>>509881486
You just had to step correct them.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

>>509876549
LMAO

>>509879898
Go away gaylon or give me 1 million dollars

>>509873783 (OP)
He's not shitting he's pissing while sitting down.

>>509873783 (OP)
It's possible he didn't poop and just peed a little. It happens as you get older. Your guts are all tight but nothing comes out. So you pee, get up, flush the toilet, and try again in an hour or two.

>>509873783 (OP)
Civilized people will piss sitting down so their piss doesn't end up on the seat.

bump

>>509884258
Sitting while you pee is gay.

>>509876387
>keystone light
>Sagging pants with shitstains
>reaching for a sugary beverage
>Nigger in background

certified Florida Good ole' boy.

>>509873783 (OP)
he was peeing sitting down like a true european gentleman

>>509875869
>SAAAAR