Thread 509890506

Stop being an incel and learn how to text women. Nobody should fumble a fat single mom which should be ez mode

>>509890506 (OP)
>gimme like 15
now at this point, dont reply. wait for her, in this case, he looked needy because he not only double texted, he made a bad/creepy joke. looks desparate, two fucking notifications within seconds? you have to think strategically and build an image

>>509890668
LMAO! if you cant be yourself then the pussy costs too much.

>>509890849
LOL, retard detected
we wear masks all the time. do you say what you are actually thinking all the time in every interaction? obviously not.

>>509890668
This. That guy fucked up the easiest play.

>>509890668
Imagine giving this much of a fuck about banging some used up 35 year old landwhale

>>509890506 (OP)
Anons, explain to me the texting strategies. So far, I don't get it. Why was this texting conversation such a failure? What mistakes were made?

Bro, most chicks immediately ghost you at the 5th reply, and the hotter the bitch the most deadpan are her fucking replies
>Yep
>wow
>nice
>cool

>>509890506 (OP)
No man is good enough for her

>>509890506 (OP)
>that BMI
>15 min shower
ew

>>509890961
presumably the dude was invested in getting his dick wet, this implies strategic thinking to increase the odds of this would be in the best interest of OP related

>>509890506 (OP)
>"involuntary"
>stop doing it

>>509891053
>making small talk via text
phone is for making a date which can lead to sex she will tell you what you need to know, no texting small talk required, its cringe as fuck

>>509890941
true but we all do at times, hopefully we can learn from our mistakes, i have made some real dumb moves, funnily doing less usually works out well

>>509890668
men need to read minds to get pussy nowadays

>>509890668
oh my god these fucking games are so retarded. Women deserve everything coming to them. Going to be so chill joining a bunch of hobby groups with other men in like 30 years while roasties screech die to alcoholism

>>509890668
>now at this point, dont reply.
I would have just texted, "ok" or "k" or the thumbs up emoji. When a woman texts they aren't going to be available because of (task), you shouldn't text AT ALL? Is that right?

>>509890506 (OP)
Nope

>>509890916
it sounds like you re using "not screaming nigger constantly" as an excuse to live a fake life, this anon is too based for u, go sell your dignity to retarded holes, you ll get blowjobs for fake complimnets

>>509891253
in this case, yes. she already agreed to meet, just said, give me time to shower. the neutral response is good. however no response is better, because is allows her to mind fuck herself in your silence which builds attraction.

have some self respect. this fat cunt doesn't deserve penis. go be a nun, dumb cunt

>>509890506 (OP)
I'm a master of shitposting women irl and online, ama but all you need to do is copy old penthouse letters type shit. Women love hearing what you plan on doing to them. Pro tip, pass on op pic related every time.

>>509890961
this
getting in the shower with a fat fuk is not satisfying lmao

>>509890506 (OP)
why?

>>509890506 (OP)
Because in the 90s women all knew their actual rank. The 10s knew they were 10s the 9s knew they were 9s and 7s knew they’re 7s etc. they all got with their respective partner and everyone happier

Now open borders flooded America with 3rd worlder men that will rape any number they have no preferences so now all white women forgot their rank and believe they’re all 10s even if she’s a 7 she will still react like a snobby 10. The 90s never had this problem so more people were happy and normal

Not joking this really happened

>>509890668
>just be a simp and do what women want

No. fuck you. Kill yourself.

She's so gross, it sickens me there's an endless line of simps seeking out that used up gutter trash. So many simps she can still afford to be picky even.

>>509890668
God I hate how sociopathic and calculated you have to be with women and their faggy texts.
Greetings from Kazakhstan.

>>509891097
you faggots must be some truly real goblin lookin' muhfuggers to see that bowling pin looking over gutted tathog and think man I need to bust my nuts up into some of that. I would pass, and I have. I'd feel bad about myself for that.

>>509891629
You don't have to be like that if you are Chad. The problem is the person was not chad so he can't get away with being forward especially with used up roasties. They want beta provider type so don't want to be seen as sluts, they want to be seen as "ready for something serious". When he made the joke about joining her in shower she believed he saw her as a slut (which she is) and therefore wouldn't be serious Beta material.

>>509890506 (OP)
How come women don't know how to be so disgusting? That beast is sickening.

>>509891231
this. Although women who aren't like this are blessed.

>>509891053
>>509890506 (OP)
She is a fat slob with a kid and a profile pic in her underwear. Nobody is going to offer to take her to Dorsia

The only reason to message a woman is for logistics. 95% of your messages to them should be strictly arranging IRL meetups and hashing out logistics. The other 5% is a little casual convo or flirting with a longtime gf/wife. That’s if. No man has ever made his life better by texting women, let alone fat women.

>>509890506 (OP)
Text shouldn't convey anything other than information. The fact that people look into stupid shit like using proper punctuation and sending multiple texts in a row as having meaning is only a function of projection. The only meaning it can have is meaning that the reader interpreted. Therefore in order to "properly" text women, you have to think like one in order to predict how the woman will react. That is a special kind of hell I have no interest in exploring, regardless of how much my monkey brain wants to coom in some ragged blown out vagina.

>>509890849
you can be yourself, if you are not a retard

It's working as intended, if you don't understand the game, you are suppose to be out of it

>>509890506 (OP)
If you’re willing to date a fat woman just kill yourself at that point

>>509891035
there are none just retarded post text hindsight smothered in narcissistic masturbation and confirmation bias

>>509892349
.... that's literally how it works, though. Your competition is literally using oven timers to pace their text according to careful rules. Reading their horoscope ahead of time to figure out how to angle shit towards them. If I could direct your attention to picrel, you look for an opportunity to say something like "You seem tense, something is telling me you should loosen up! Try something new, something fun!" etc something like that. If that sounds psychotic, that's because it is, and that's because that's who wins. This is why kids are so fucked up. Women select for this shit, not IQ, not industriousness, desirable genetic predispositions, etc. If you don't want to be a sociopath then find another hobby because this is how women work and it's not fucking changing.

>>509892626
THANK YOU CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT

>>509890506 (OP)
>which should be ez mode
You would think so but she's drunk so much flouride and cum and been so alpha widowed and girl bossed and anxious about her kids that they actually just go off on their own.
>Every bit of logic is telling them that they are a 1, take what you can get.
But no they're a 10 in their own minds, living the dream.And when anything crashes against that SSRI delusion? Crash out, flame out, ghost. Same old same old.

>>509890668
>>509890941
lmao what is this shit, it's literally text it doesn't matter

>>509890668
>Imagine getting rejected by a beer gut because you flirted with her

He really wouldn't have to look far to get better.

>>509890506 (OP)
Sounds like he avoided a grenade, maybe this was his subconscious trying to save him from the smell?

>>509891035
He chased after a fat ass who has no energy and is annoyed by everything and wonder why he failed.

>>509890506 (OP)
just lol @ sacrificing your dignity to feel like you're "normal" for having sex.
women are toxic retarded filthy garbage these days, and there is no shame in just walking away from it all.

>>509890506 (OP)
Am I retarded? I don't understand why she got mad

>>509891035
if you attractive enough it doesn't matter what you text.

>>509890668
Fuck your retarded social paradigm and expectations. I do what I want and say what want.

>>509890668
How about, she looks like a morbid ton of shit and should be appreciative anyone texted her ever.

>>509890668
lmao you faggots really do this? if you have to double think what you say in order to get pussy you're targeting the wrong pussy, i can say the most unhinged shit and they still message me back, think of it as a filter anyways, you dont want to be around those people who analyse every message and will flip on a dime

>>509891578
its so much worse anon...

>>509894026
dude is coming across as desperate--when she says she's free whenever and your immediate response is "how about literally right now?" it's clear you don't have a lot going on in your life.
you're supposed to not respond for 48-72 hours then be all "about to leave the gym! whats good" to subtly lower her self esteem and suggest you're an important busy guy
bpd women aren't attracted to dudes themselves as much as the idea of "i must not be worthless if this relatively high status male wants to spend time with me"

>>509894347
3 glasses of whiskey and I'm down

>>509890668
>>509893089
>>509894460
This is all made up shit that dosent have any impact on results. Reminds me of jestermaxxing meme.

What he actually did wrong was make a sexual advanced and then followed it up by "lol jk". Its the "jk" part that killed him, not the sexual advance. Women want to be sexualized.

>>509891035
Simple.
Women are purely biological creatures.
They follow hardwired human instincts.

Emotions before Reason
First Impressions
Loss Aversion
Gossip
Empathy and Mind Reading
Confidence before Realism
Contest and Display
Social Belonging - Family of 7 members, Clan up to 150
Hierarchy and Status

These are tiered. A before B, B before C, etc.
Plenty of study on this. Not PUA or any bullshit just basic mammalian brain response.

In this case, anon failed several stages.

Woman here says "I need time to prepare myself", man responds "You must include me", woman runs through list in her mind in a fraction of a millisecond and decides that the man had no confidence in his abilities.

>>509890668
thinking this shit, you're caring too much, which makes you needy puafag

>>509894067
This. I once told a girl I wanted to put a baby in her when we had just met and we still fuck now.

I say cringe shit all the time and it doesn't matter.

>>509890506 (OP)
Jesus christ this is a fucking gay thread

>>509890668
Theres no science behind this she only rejected him because thats how she gets her rocks off its like a security guard with no authority going "you cant sit there buddy" rejecting him out of nowhere fuels her ego and gives her a modicum of "power"

>>509894811
it just comes to me intuitively i didnt invest any thought or time in it i had to learn through failure though and pain

>>509891053
>What happened to the dad?
>Where did he go?
Hilarious

>>509890668
>Have to tiptoe around and walk on eggshells when talking to women so they'll pay attention to you
>"D-d-don't say the wrong thing!!"
God no wonder you fucking losers don't get laid

>>509890668
Stop defending holes, moron.
She did this to herself.

>>509890506 (OP)

NIGGA INVITE THE BITCH TO APPLEBEES AND ASK ABOUT HER LIFE STORY ON A D-A-T-E

>>509890668
All that fucking effort and wargame level planning. You need to get refund for that Hustlers University bullcrap bro.

>>509890506 (OP)
Emojis are both tryhard and too easy. Telling people how to interpret what you've said feels insincere and removes the tension that makes people consider your words.
>"hey bby, come suck my cock "
>...
>suddenly feel scared you pushed to far
>"haha just kidding lole "
>girl doesn't respect your cowardice
>go onto twitter to complain
>"WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD!?!!11!?1!"
Basically if you won't trust people not to judge you, then you'll never find people who won't judge you. You'll just push people away with your pre-emptive sniveling every time you think you might have done something wrong.

>>509890506 (OP)
imma be honest, women fucking disgust me (no homo)

Why do people say things they don't mean
I'm too autistic to date because it's all lies and playing coy, sounds gay as fuck
https://youtu.be/sdcaSGMedMs?feature=shared

>>509890668

You idiot. She got stuck in the shower and didn't want to admit it.

>>509895247
It's just bants, you retard. Learn how to smile. A real smile that's enough to make you feel happy just because you're doing it. Then say whatever the fuck you want. The only real limitation is you should resist the temptation to go on long rants.

>>509891053
>texting fat people
this is what's really cringe

>>509890506 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone want to succeed with an obese single mom? Is this supposed to impress us OP? Next you’re going to brag about picking chicks up a methadone clinics kek. This board has been overrun by fucking losers.

She's fat AND a bitch that dude didn't really miss out on anything at all.

>>509895364
>resist the temptation to go on long rants
Can't. I'm not talking about TV shows or movies, food or dogs. Do I have to momentarily lobotomize myself? No thanks

>>509890506 (OP)
I don't understand how American men stay angelical virgins forever. I mean I am a weird loser for the standards of my own country and I still was able to wet my churro on time. When I visited the USA I got sex as easy as flipping a coin. So what's the deal? The only thing I can imagine is that you must be not only weird, you must give slasher vibes and you don't shower.

>>509895560
>takes what someone else says way too far
>uses his misunderstanding as an excuse to dig in deeper
This is why you're an incel. Try to take things in the spirit they're intended. Compressing your ideas into easily digested bites is a sign of high intelligence. Consider taking up poetry to practice your wit.

>>509894887
she ate him

>>509895563
We’d have to see the quality of women you pulled, you’re from a 3rd world shit hole so you think dicking a goat is getting your churro wet. I’m skeptical you’ve ever stepped foot in the US kek.

>>509895699
To be fair you come off as more of an autistic retard that he does just reading you twos little back and forth. I’m surprised you can wipe your own ass or feed yourself.

>>509895563
Because many of us still believe in romance. A world where lust does not obliterate love. That women waste their bodies with mansluts says more about them than us. It's why autists, for example, try to use their autistic rants as a mating call.
>>509895780
What makes you say that, rabbi?

>>509895699
Normie faggot, I can't be arsed and I'm ok with it. You're not telling me shit I don't already know. People always end up thinking I'm boring because I have nothing in common with them so why should I bother. I have based friends I practice my wit with. Meeting new people in your 30s is a hopeless fools errand.

>>509890506 (OP)
why is no one calling out this fake bs?
80 replies into the bait

>>509890506 (OP)
i wouldn't fuck that even with your dick

>>509895881
OK. But why are you still complaining about women if you've made your peace with being single? You're not fooling anyone. Just stop thinking this stuff is hard.

>>509895927
omg my sides im dying

>>509895974
I want to understand why people say shit they don't mean, seems pointless since the truth always comes out.
Do men cringe every time they make small talk or is it instinctual?

>Imma hop in the shower really quick

>Take your time you smelly fat skank and wash your used up pussy out real good I don't want to get another man's cum on my cock
>bby ;^)

>>509895719
Lel cope. Shower from time to time, smelly cunt.

>>509895899
What’s fake about it

>>509896059
It's banter. Using words to play with people. What you're asking is like asking why people hit each other when they spar if they don't actually want to hurt each other. Don't think of this as shit tests. Think of this as probing someone's personality by seeing how they respond to yours, bit-by-bit. You're checking to see what kind of eggshells you'll have to walk on if you decide to spend a lot of time with them. There are always eggshells somewhere, so figure out if you're OK with them.

>>509894347
Did porn save me from being like these men? I've heard feminists and unironically /pol/ argue porn inflates your sexual ego and makes you only desire 8's or higher, but I can't imagine being desperate enough for that.

>>509890506 (OP)
She never cared for him in the first place.
A bullet was dodged

>>509890506 (OP)
How big is underwear? FFs looks like a boomerang

talking to woman anno domini 2025 is a humiliation ritual.
>>509896427
no one is desperate enough for a no ass fat bitch the people commenting are bots

>>509890668
Who the fucks want to fuck a roastie woman let alone a fucking fat, single mom and give it to much attention
you are the one who looks desperate if you are willing to fuck a plaphog in the first place, many fucking men need dignity, Shame on you

How do we fix dating?

>>509890916
>do you say what you are actually thinking all the time in every interaction?
Yes. I have been called weird but everyone can count on me for this.

>>509896427
For me, its cartoon characters

>>509890668
I'm gonna quadruple text whenever I want and you're gonna like it

>>509890506 (OP)
fat chicks like to do this. lead you on and then stand you up at the last minute. I think they get off on it or something

>>509890506 (OP)
Briefly explain why fucking this obese tatted bitch with an attitude is preferable to just masturbating to photos on /s/ or idk trying to find something better.

>>509897131
all woman really, they love to do this, this is how they get off
They want to make the men hot and let the man whit the blue balls at the end, its like some sort of orgasm denying, after the cuck pay for the dinner and so
the way females get off is way more psychologically than physically

>>509890506 (OP)
Dating apps and online dating in general was a mistake.

>>509890506 (OP)
nobody should be fucking a fat single mom, let alone a fat single anyone. leave it to the jewish hands who typed this jewish post about his fat yenta friend to dodge the real angle and the VPNsamefag about it multiple times right from the rip to keep this gay thread alive. range IP banning Israel would do wonders.

Isn't it interesting the Chinese shill based into Australia floods the boards with "your just an incel threads" to try and bury this one.


>>509895899
It's not fake champ. I've lived in NZ and Australia and encountered such specimens on 6 - 7 apps.

My cousin lives state side and encountered similar. Some of the pics he showed me were vomit inducing.

>>509891053
>asking to just go straight to her place as a first date
Retarded.
>questioning why she broke up with some guy, then pressing on the issue
Also retarded.
>>509890506 (OP)
This all the same guy? He's a moron...
Coming across clingy double texting when she just agreed to hang out and told him to give her 15m, AND making pussyfooted sexual comments.

>>509897192
They never can.

>>509896900
checked and based

>>509890941
he did nothing wrong
girl is a bitch and has too much attention from online dating so she treats men like theyre disposable

>>509896900
same, I find uncanny the quantity of people like that guy who normalizes being fake and constantly lie, sounds like he wants to make us jews/womans

>>509891035
There's some basic shit like..
>minimize texting multiple times before a response
>don't bug her if she just gave you a timeframe to let her do something
>throw in the occasional emoji so you're not flat but don't overdo it

Then there's basic common sense shit, like don't press a woman on her judgement when she's telling you she broke up with some other guy. Don't expect to just go to her place as a first date.

>>509890916
>we wear masks all the time.
I don't.
>do you say what you are actually thinking all the time in every interaction?
I do.

>after getting left swiped 2 million times you get to text a fat single mother who might even be black
>still need 100 Speech to pull it off
nah I'm just not doing it. I'm just gonna be alone forever okay? HAHAHAHA

>>509897576
Also the guy could landed his attempt to shower with her if he hadn't been the one to break the tension. Always let the girl be the one to crumble under pressure.

>>509893089
this is literally a problem that has developed in the recent decade
shit was never this complicated when i was growing up
no wonder gen z men are so sexually frustrated
unless you make a connection with a girl irl before even getting the number, youre cooked

>>509894347
% of indians on that pic?

>>509897725
You don't need 100 Speech. You just need to be more comfortable with social awkwardness than her. The guy's big mistake was breaking the tension instead of waiting to see how she reacted.

>>509890916
>do you say what you are actually thinking all the time

Yes. Only a fag wouldn't do that.

>she knows what men want and it's disgusting
She was going to wash it for him and he still fucked up kek

>>509894347
I feel slightly upset.

>>509893089
This is why I become mysanthropic and ascetic and only jerk off to cartoon characters
No more need to say, Its all so tyresome
if this is how humanity is breeding, I dont want to be a part of it

>>509890849
>>509894151
>>509896712
/thread

CIA, I would like to Inform that i Won and you all lost.
Everything moved towards my conception of life and what i said is the truth.
Because i was actually correct, even with your elaborated lies, of course truth would in the end prevail.
That's an easy concept. Lies does not exist in the first place. Maybe it's not even correct to say that truth prevailed over any lie because lie did not even existed in the first place.

Even /pol have show clear signs of mind changing. It's insane.
It's healing all over. Lmao! I'm alive to see it.

>>509891808
That's what passes for a chad now? No wonder generation mutt isn't having sex. How do we even begin to solve the low T crisis?

>>509890506 (OP)
>showering? Without me?

This is a meme at this point synonymous with bad game. Almost as cliche and cringe as "where's my hug?"

>>509891053
I will never be in the position where I'm having inane text convos with some hoe ever again. Never ever again.

>>509893089
That sounds really lame. Copy paste horoscopes? Hahaha then what? Set your egg timer until the next horoscope comes out?

>>509894067
If your texts are good enough, it doesn't matter how attractive you are.

>>509890668
this is simp shit for ugly guys, desperate losers or manlets.

>>509896272
what female takes a pic of their own DMs and publishes it in this context? nothing bizzare is going on in that conversation to warrant getting more public attention on social media.
this is just rage bait, and im willing to bet its just OP cat fishing as the fat single mom to random guys and to show off to everyone in this thread that there exists men who are this desperate.
let alone demoralize men further because OP's life is so shit that he has to act like a crab in a bucket pulling everyone else who's vulnerable down

the bait would've been more believable if the screenshot was from the perspective of the guy. even then what loser gives enough of a fuck about the opinion of actual trash

>>509890506 (OP)
https://youtu.be/3PErRYjUsX0

>>509899009
ahahahahahahababahahaah

>>509897738
This i so fucking stupid

>>509899365
This is * ffs

Did you all realized that a great portion of gay femboy shit have just gone?

LMAO!! In the end they got kicked out in their "special place" for real. ahahahaha
Holy shit... how many have commited suicide? Fuck. They where all so annoying.

>>509890506 (OP)
>woman is so needy that she will take a 15 minutes shower to meet up with him on the spot
>spill the spaghetti
why men like this?

>>509890506 (OP)
>Nobody should fumble a fat single mom
No one should even bother with a fat single mom.
It's like picking up dogshit from the sidewalk and gleefully eating it while lecturing everyone else that they shouldn't have passed on such a tasty meal that just lay there for the picking.

>>509890849
this too

>>509890506 (OP)
>imma hop in the shower
This wasn't in Texas by any chance was it?

>>509890668
>he made a bad/creepy joke
it's just a humourous and playful flirty thing to say. guys say much worse than that from what I've seen. dude was probably ugly and gave her the ick, chad could've gotten away with this

>>509894067
this, the only mistake made here was not being born Chad
>>509898219
Cope and false

>>509890506 (OP)
thank god i don’t ever have to text women again

>>509894860
This probably rings true as well. Ever since I've gotten jacked in the gym and used pics on dating sites, I've gotten ghosted or unmatched with constantly. Not all, but most. When I was skinny and twinky this never happened. I think women like to reject strong men because it makes them feel some type of way, empowered or whatever

>>509899365
It's call and response, dipshit. If you answer your own call, you don't let anyone else answer it.

>>509897131
>>509897224
this is because women don't really want sex, unless you are Chad thundercock, they just want validation and confidence boost

>>509891035
Im gonna give you the real answer, she made the "shower test" wich consist in saying "anon im gonna take a shower". If you sexualize the situation you fail the test because supposedly in women mind you are a thirsty man that want nothing but sex.

>>509891035
None, people are just hyperneurotic losers nowadays

>>509900331
Did you get married or are you finally out of the closet now?

>>509890668
If you cannot make a sexual comment when a woman says she is going to take a shower she will not fuck you under any circumstance that night

>>509900730
>in women mind you are a thirsty man that want nothing but sex
isn't that what women want though?

>>509892435
So fucking based,
I kneel

>>509900820
Yes, generally they're far less self-aware than men

>>509900805
You give sexual comments IRL not on the first few texts. The first few texts are to joke lightly, give some info about you, get some about her and more than anything arrange a date.

>>509890506 (OP)
>fat single mom
I would rather stay a virgin.

>>509890506 (OP)
>no you dont understand goy you need to put up with mind games and abuse to support an obnoxiously fat, disgusting pig of a "woman" who will cheat on you and treat you like garbage
lmao he didn't fumble anything, he threw that fucking pig in the trash where she belongs.

>>509900820
If she does the shower test she shows she does not want that but yea IRL of course a lot of times she will want that.
But in the case of this dyke that has a kid yea she will be bothersome to begin with because she kinda want a replacement for the man she could not keep.

>>509900730
>she made the "shower test"
the test wasn't the shower, it was the weird emoji and he completely folded after, trying to backtrack
also he texts like a faggot with emojis 24/7, if I had to guess who is the woman in that situation without context I would guess he is and she is the man
that bitch can tell she is a disgusting abomination she isn't stupid, if you treat her like anything else other than that, she will cringe and throw you out

>>509891086
right? That's not even enough time to get thoroughly soaped up and scrub yourself clean, especially when you have that many rolls to lift and scrub between.

That kind of shit is why fat people almost always smell as bad as jeets, because they're filthy fucking slobs

>>509890506 (OP)
why the hell would you interact with a female in 2025?

>>509893089
>blah blah blah
The only ones doing all that gay bullshit are the simps who aren't getting any pussy at all lmao fuck off hole
>captcha: HAGXW
Even capcha recognzes you as the miserable, unlikeablenhag you are lmao

>>509900960
The shower test is game 101 he failed by sexualizing AND on top of that being cringey for sure. When a women does the shower test in the first few texts its generally a sign she will pretend she does not want to be dicked down (but deeply wants it) so you have to play pretend. Its to filter out the thirsty monkeys we can be.

But anyway who wants a fat single mother for anything than a fuck anyway ? Thats why she is buttmad and does the shower test.

>>509894067
This, I've said some absolutely cringe worthy shit in texts to holes and they were still scrambling to come over and get their guts reorganized.

>>509895699
>insell insell insell grar grar grar
lmao only fags, jews, and holes usecthat word sincerely, which one are you?

>>509897382
If the roles were reversed a guy would love to be receiving those texts though. "Oh hell yeah she want to shower with me! Better make it quick so we can fuck like we were literally talking about in the previous messages"
Then bitches are like "umm.. you failed the shower test" lmao

>>509896152
bro your country doesnt even have running water settle down

>>509901365
'sup rabbi

>>509901261
I would rather fap. You know fap there is enough porn out there.

>>509896856
to be fair if one of them falls over they'd need to hire a crane orca powerlifter to get them back up.

Hell, you probably need to be able to bench 300 just to lift her gut high enough to get to her hole lmao

>>509897382
>retarded..
Someone's never been on a date. Every single first date I've had ended either at my place, her place, or a hotel.

>>509897822
Are you trying to imply that fat cunt can even lift her gunt out of the way to clean it up? Fat women smell atrocious BECAUSE they're too fat and lazy to take care of themselves and clean up properly.

>>509890668
who gives a fuck about your stupid games
he looks needy, she looks hungry - it equals out

>>509897192
Touch starvation. You need 10 hugs a day to stay alive.

>>509901433
Yeah but if you just fap you can't make them do chores for you when you're done tenderizing their hole.

The last bitch I had over I made her clean my toilet lmao
>>509901406
>projection
lol. LMAO even, thanks for proving my point moishe

>>509897500
Ok champ, w.e keeps you from breeding

>>509890506 (OP)
he simped for a horrible person, you can easily see how she is the most annoying person ever, he has no excuse.

>>509901497
>orca
heh, unintentionally hilarious missed steak

>>509901722
i hate women as much as the next guy, but you are trying too hard

>>509901745
>1pbtid
>y-y-you're trying too hard
Sure champ, if you say so

STOP USING EMOJIS, EMOTICONS AND "LOL LMAO ROFL" WHEN TEXTING WOMAN YOU STUPID RETARDS

His mistake was not being attractive enough.
Had he been, she invites him over to fuck, simple as.
As it stood, she probably intended to just get a free meal or something out of him as he is unattractive.

>>509901780
I will continue to do both, and continue to have mild success, and you can't stop me

>>509894067
>I dont offer good genes
>I know! I'll be insecure!

This is why white people are dying off. They don't want to try, they think everything should be given.

>>509895307
She doesn't take showers. Standing too much effort. Sits in the bath.

>>509901731
you're not breeding
you're supposedly just fucking
who cares what some entitled whale or whoever thinks about your double text, lmfao. Good riddance, cow

>>509901826
>blah blah blah
lol shut up jew

>>509901813
>mild success
yea keep fucking fat black woman since you ooze insecurity retard

>>509890961
this

who cares at that point? my dick isnt into these gross women then they call me gay but really I cant help that my dick only likes women that have at least somewhat feminine bodies

>>509890506 (OP)
alright i work at a service station and i'm gonna message a girl whos a drink rep. spoken about 2-3 times already at the shop (mostly business), i have her number and she seems pretty cool (more cute than hot) so i think it's worth it.
something like 'hey, its me from x store. still all good for drinks but i was wondering if you'd be up for a coffee sometime?'.
how's that for texting op?

>>509901374
Pussy is the only thing of value she has to offer. Of course she is gonna be careful about giving it.

Believe it or not most women want commitment from a man.

>>509901774
you making a dozen posts saying the same thing over and over is part of what i mean

>>509900798
i got a sexdoll

>>509901846
Hello SAAAAR

>>509901845
Spoken like a true single male with no kids. Ready to be a dead end for your generation in the next decade?

>>509901901
Not bad, but dont ask for the coffee right away. Keep it "'hey, its me from x store. (still all good for drinks) <- [insert a reference joking about her usual order or something] then let her reply. When she reply something she has beat the hook. Then you ask for a coffee.

>>509898124
It's the fucking WORST man holy shit.

>>509890506 (OP)
That bitch is literally unfuckable.

>>509890668
Imagine thinking too much about this crap. Makes me vomit. Go do your cringe normie mindgames

Don't have your dick in your hand while texting.

>>509902481
Tell her she has 10 minutes, and ditch if she's not out by then.

>>509891035
Just say directly you want to fuck her like "wanna fuck". No matter if you are ugly or beautiful, there is no justice in the world. Its their loss if they give up.

>>509901722
>only posts demoralizing bullshit
>goes after the guy trying to build up other people
'sup rabbi

>>509894637
Exactly this. He acted like a little prude virgin by apologizing for a sexual joke.

>>509903763
Yup. Don't tell a joke if you're not gonna let it land.

>>509891053
Food blister here, stop txting fatsos. You're the reason their egos are too big. You can text fat men though, they need the love.

>>509903763
I bet if he instead of say
>I was playing whit you" whit a cringe emoji
instead
>I will play whit you tits and make you my bitch
Womans can be this retarded sometimes but this would had been better
I still would never even talk to a plaphog no matter how desperate, it doesn't even give me an erection

>>509894951
God I wish women were like this.
You could just go get a illiterate retard and she just be loyal forever because you're the best she can get.

>>509903967
You are correct.

>>509903763
>63▶>>509903797 >>509903967
>>>509894637
>Exactly this. He acted like a little prude virgin by apologizing for a sexual joke.

His real mistake was talking to a land whale with cottage cheese legs. Let alone caring about what that bitch thinks.

Maybe he never gets any matches? But I find I will talk to multiple women at the same time and if they dont jive or seek my attention I just ignore them. Then they get all pissy about it later.

Maybe I will play a long game with some women to get them to go out. But usually if they aren't willing to meet that week I'm not going to waste my time. I don't care about her feelings and I don't care about her problems. Unless she is actually useful to my life in some capacity - I'm not going to bother conversing with her further.

>>509904114
No idea what happened with all the post replies here.

>>509899009
Kek

>>509894460

Kek no that’s wrong you dumb fuck virgin. The gross stinky pussy piss flaps bitch was already ready to fuck. He just didn’t need to say anything except leave his address

He came across as cringy, uncalibrated and autistic with the last 2 lines and gave stinky piss flaps the ick. Either way, they’re both dregs of society that should be culled

>>509904244
t b h i consider the use of emojis to be more of an normie behavior rather than autistic, this is an insult to us on the spectrum, he was just way too desperate and adulates way to much, woman specially this plaphog types have fetishes about being treated like cumdumpsters or the so, thats why she was going to fuck it since thats what they are, a whore, a fat bitch uncultured swine who craved some inches to feel herself relevant and desired
>t.asperger

>>509891053
I know ur half trolling but these are the type of women I struggle to also get while being very very polite. I can look past fat or have a kid.

Im 6'3 and look like this, I get bullied by the more pretty ones so I dont bother as much ahha

>>509890668
If youre fat i dont play mind games. That shit is out the window

>>509894637
>>509903763
A real woman wouldn't have let a small thing like that give her the ick, infact a real woman wouldn't have icks in the first place. Swipe that cunt.

>>509890916
OVER THE NOSE

>itt: non sex havers
It's all about genetics.
I swiped right on my wife. I later found out that she swiped left because she thought I was too hot for her. Too "Aryan". Literally her words. She's black btw. I was fed up with white women and started swiping on 9/10 black girls to see what they were all about. We exchanged maybe 3 texts each, back and forth. She gave me her number and I called her. She was raised Catholic and I said something Baptist that offended her. I told her the truth is the truth and she called me a bigot. I laughed and she hung up on me. The next morning she called me and apologized. A woman actually called me to apologize for something, true story. I am not kiked, therefore not a racist because racism is a kike commie buzzword. I am a tribalist, and my blue eyed blond haired tribe colonizes pussy. That's what we do. Anyway, it has been a year and she is heavy into race play and is the best lay I have ever had. Head game is ridiculous. I feel bad as a Christian because when she's on her game she is telling me that she worships my BWC between the glug glugs. But I regress. You are just not physically attractive. I also have an iq of 135, state tested. She gets mad sometimes that I am hyperfxated on the kikes, because she has kikes in her family. All blacks do. But I dominate her and she likes it. She likes to be slapped and spit on as well. Total freak in the sheets. You haven't experienced a true mind blowing orgasm until a negro tongues your anus while sucking your balls and puking on your cock.

>>509901862
>doubles down on projecting
lol. LMAO even.

>>509891053
Ok but that dude is autistic as fuck

>>509890668
lmao all this effort for a tattooed farm animal

don't think so

>>509905321
>She's black btw.
hahahahaha

>>509895927
>ꭒ
Shalom

All I can think about in this thread is how her underwear is bigger than my coat
Fat people should be put into labor camps, then executed

>>509890668
>now at this point, dont reply. wait for her, in this case, he looked needy because he not only double texted, he made a bad/creepy joke. looks desparate, two fucking notifications within seconds? you have to think strategically and build an image
go build an image with someone else i am no longer interested.

>>509890668
>muh double text
this doesn't matter at all if you're handsome and charismatic

>>509890668
>bad/creepy joke
thats fine if hes good looking enough.
He fucked up by saying im playing with you and back peddling, implying you hive a single fuck if shes offended. dont.
either way that fat slam pig is disgusting and he should take it as a learning experience.

>>509900231
this
>>509894916
you can say whatever you want to a woman, as long as youre unapologetic and attractive

>>509890506 (OP)
i refuse to adapt to women's insanity to get an opportunity to stick my penis in a poorly maintained hole. that's it.

>>509894782
Holy shit anon.
you just upgraded my comprehension of femoids.

>Social Belonging - Family of 7 members, Clan up to 150

This one is really interesting. Actually our brains can't comprehend millions of people so it's probably true, we can assimilate a limited number of relationships simultaneously. that's really interesting. Tell me moar

>>509890668
These kind of insane games are why I don't bother with modern (((global citizens))). How exhausting to constantly have to be making these evaluations. At least when I'm by myself I'm in good company.

As someone that has fucked a fair few fat chicks like this. It's not easier and you'll hate yourself afterwards. They're ruder, lazier in bed and their egos are way worse because they want to be sexy but are too lazy to try so they overcompensate. More guys are also going for them because they think it's easy.

You can put the same effort and game into someone who isn't obese and actually have decent sex.

>>509894347
Fuck man, it's always Fetlife. I swear kinky people are just folks who are too lazy to fuck properly. Guys have to raise their standards or at least be okay with paying for it. This shit is repulsive and helping no one.

>>509894347
When every simping villager from every shithole of the third world has access to the internet it does spoil even the ugliest of women. To find out watch CODEX Pajeet III
https://rumble.com/v6vpomn

>>509890506 (OP)
ewww gross, that incel thought they were at the cutsey flirting stage, don't you incel chuds know women are entitled to your money and you taking them out? Sending a photo with her in panties is NOT AN INVITATION TO FLIRT YOU SICK LOSERS!

New INCEL thread just dropped!

>>509898219
>Men can become pregnant

>>509890506 (OP)
I wouldnt even try with her to begin with. yikes.

>>509890506 (OP)
Why even try you stupid faggot

>>509904703
Don't worry about it lil bro just keep bulking. You're gonna make it

hopping in the shower on the first date is calling her easy.
a single mom should have a bit more humility but you are supposed to make her feel like she's a virgin and let her handle her own humiliation.
my wife thought it was weird when I showered with her after the first time we had sex on the 4th date.
I really enjoyed it though.
I've only ever had sex with one woman and we've been together ever since.

>>509890916
>>509890941
You are a simp and are defending the needs and cuntly behavior of a disgusting slob.
You are the reason standards are never applied to fat and slovenly whores.

>>509904703
stop being polite
if they're bullying you they like you, it's a shit test and you're failing by being too nice
women that don't like you don't bully they don't respond at all

don't look past anything, have standards, even if you die alone
don't hide your standards from them, why would you compromise just to suffer later, maybe for years of your life

>>509890668
I mean at this point you are supposed to just go over to her place and fugg her, if that’s what the situation is. Asking why he can’t shower with her makes it seem like this was after he fumbled the bag because if she’s making an excuse then he’s fucked either way but it also seems like he could still get laid. Either way I don’t talk to anyone these days, because texting in general makes me want to choke people

>>509891486
Bullshit, hoeflation is purely due to simping you fucking idiot, no woman thinks they're a ten because some nigger will rape them

I agree. You incels need to figure out basic human communication.

>>509890849
This,
Hoz be cheap AF, if she ain't fun I ain't interested.

>>509891053
Ok but the man texting this bitch is based. This shit is funny.

>>509913023
>you incels need to figure out how to lie better.

No just how to rhyme

>>509890506 (OP)
Ah yes, you have to play 4D chess just to get laid with some landwhale. Society is so fucked it isn't even funny.

>>509890506 (OP)
She found someone else. Once a woman is down to fuck, you can say some deranged shit and it will do very little to stop them, they’re already committed. She fucked with homeboys head and then found some last minute Tyrone. I mean look at her. Odds are, her replacement hookup won’t even mind if she won’t shower. The fucking woman looks like a human version of a work boot that got left in the ghetto for 5 minutes and local gang members already marked their turf with graffiti and shot it at a couple of times with a .22 for “standing on their block”.

Women on the apps are constantly fucking strangers. They even have systems. This one has a Rolodex and trades up, but will also settle when she has to because her self esteem will take a crash.

>>509890506 (OP)
wouldnt. and i havent had sex in years but id rather have a wank that that hamplanet

>>509896427
>>509894347
Porn and legal prostitution absolutely saved me from becoming such a pathetic loser simp.
When I go outside I don't even notice women like this, they're invisible to me.

>>509890506 (OP)
He's literally just flirting. She does this constantly cause the dating apps are cheap validation and it feels good to mass reject men

>>509896900
Henlo fellow weirdo

>>509890506 (OP)
men do this to her all the time and that's why she turns it down. this is not about being "ez". even a fat single mom gets too many men responding to her.

>>509890849
>>509913169
She’s self conscious it would have tripped me up too at some point ngl

>>509894347
Feel sick thinking about it, I don't understand - I'd rather be celibate.

All he had to do was not send her a creepy text. How would you react if some guy sent a text like that to your daughter? /pol/ is genuinely the most retarded board

>>509894347
Women are being psyoped by bots telling them they're pretty when they look like trash lol

>>509890506 (OP)
A fat single mom shouldn’t get penis

>>509890506 (OP)
ugly women don't know how to flirt.

>>509890506 (OP)
>>509890668
>saw pic before stupid "her" edit
i always thought the girl was the black bubble... now it makes a little more sense.

>>509890506 (OP)
shutup noob
this is where people come to help get laid

>>509890506 (OP)
I bet she was hot 3 Kool aid man walls ago

>>509898968
Women like this (self centered, arrogant, fat) often post screenshots of their own chats to bitch about how "all men are trash" so she gets praise from her female friends and other orbiters telling her that they would never act that way

Fat chick: gross
Fat asian chick: AWOOGA

>>509904703
Because of your personality and your chin. You give off needy sperg vibes even through text. Grow a beard, gain some confidence, and tell these landwhales to fuck off if they put up even the slightest resistance.

>>509890668
This. What you should say is
>take 30 mins you disgusting cow
Then when she gets pissed you say
>just kidding haha, make it 45mins

>>509890506 (OP)
You can't fumble a single mom retard.
The only fumble is getting together with her. Simp idiot.

>>509916459
>left : aryan ubermensch
>right : slavnigger gyppo

>>509890668
Your grandfather had your grandma begging for him and he showed up smelling like Budweiser, swear, and gave her a form slap on the ass. Only in the modern world do you need to calculate the time variance of test messages sent to get laid.

>>509890506 (OP)
>a fat single mom
>ez mode
Oh, how fucking deluded you are. You clearly have never seen one of these fat single moms and her cuckold in action. She's bat shit crazy, which is why she's single. She's got a half black kid is "her whole world" which means double fuck you cuck. She's got drug and alcohol problems. Tyrone shows up occasionally and mocks the cuck for wanting his sloppy seconds.
There is zero, ZERO (0) chance I would have anything to do with that creature pictured. None. At all. I'd rather kiss an oncoming freight train.

>>509916720
Left looks more slav to me. Also, bitches will universally prefer the right.

>>509894340
>she looks like a morbid ton of shit
she absolutely does
and should be appreciative anyone texted her ever
She gets tons of messages a day, guaranteed, and she reads nearly none of them. She's enjoying the perceived +5 that niggerized, feminist, hypergamy has granted her, these pigs deserve to be slaughtered in front of younger women to set an example.

pol pushing but sex and prostitution now

just another tuesday

You shouldn't do overtly sexual texting until after you've fucked. It destroys the plausible deniability that it's more than a hook-up.

>>509890668
Look at all these (You)s from men who dont understand or are unwilling to have sex

Guys, sorry you dont WANT to do x and you DISAGREE with y. So sorry. Cry yourself a river lmao. Tough luck, you little bitch. That's life, you deal with shit or you don't, no one asked how any of you FEEL about it because nobody cares

>>509890668
>jump through hoops for a bit of stinky sex

>>509890849
based bee yourself maxxer

>>509891053
> my rights are getting stripped

LOL

>>509916118
>that body

>>509907196
It's called Dunbar's number. It's an extrapolation of the size of a Chimp's neocortex and the amount of stable relationships they can maintain but scaled to the size of a Human neocortex. Picrel is Chatgpt explanation and is relatively accurate. Anytime you see a femoid with a huge amount of followers or friends, you know they have no real connection with most of them and only really engage with a select few. It applies to Military culture too, size of a squad, platoon, company, battalion, it's all about managing the cohesion of a dynamic group of individuals.

As for the rest of what I said, have a read of this -

https://hardwiredhumans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/AFR-Boss_Basic-Instincts-and-Change_June-09.pdf

>>509890849
kino response

>>509890668
cringe response

>>509890506 (OP)
What is that winking emote trying to convey? Why is the smile wonky?

>>509890506 (OP)

She's got more ink on her than the Codex Gigas, this guy's dick would've fallen off coming into contact with that sewer hog. He dodged a serious bullet.

>>509890668
I refuse to play this modern goygame.
I'll write giant fucking texts and use multiple smileys, I don't give a fuck, I might even chain two or three huge texts, it's no the early 2000s when we had to pay for each character we sent.

>>509894951
>>pic
>pic

>>509900730
>>509901215
surprised it took 100 shit replies to find the real answer

>>509890668
>>509890506 (OP)

You have to treat texting with women like catching a whale.

If she takes 4 hours to text you back, you take 2hrs.

If she takes 40 mins to text you back you take 20.

You continue to close the distance like a wary sea captain. If you text her back in 5 mins you will scare the whale off and vause her to submerge pre-maturely. And never never double text. That is fishing with dynamite you need a spear.

>>509890916
I don't wear a mask
Mods reading this, if I see you in real life, I am going to kill you
I'm going to take a knife slit your throat
Not in Minecraft
You moderated me i can and will kill you as payment
Take legal action so I can see you in court and slit your throat there
Than you will never ban again
Because you'll be dead

>>509890506 (OP)
I am not saying I agree with this >>509890668 faggot, but he just needed to close it, if she was already agreeing to go out

>>509890506 (OP)
Dodged a bullet here mate

>>509922808

Kek

>>509891086
Yeah my wife does this and is this bitched size and she wonders why I never want to fuck her anymore.

>>509922527
>mfw Chadville is a poltard incel
probably shitposted here with us at some point

>>509891053
she lowkey just appeared from gutter look

>>509907717
There's nothing sexy about an ugly fat woman. Some fat girls have pretty faces but that's very seldomly. The standards placed on men to look attractive and be in shape are way higher than they are for women ever since this whole "body positivity" shit they've been pushing across the West. Look at most South American, European, and Asian women. They're all in great shape.

>>509912861
The simps are brown, too

>>509893089
No, you fucking retard. Read The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli and maybe even learn some dark psychology and you'll be perfectly fine.

>>509890506 (OP)
I get why other anons are blaming him for fucking up, but it is also a big red flag that she reacted that way to a flirty joke.

>>509890961
>I don't understand that lowest value women have absurdly high standards