Thread 509916745 - /pol/ [Archived: 410 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: mjdJ0k0Q

7/9/2025, 3:05:44 PM No.509916745

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Only in America could this happen, lol

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Anonymous ID: vAkyK3en

7/9/2025, 3:07:04 PM No.509916831

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Anonymous ID: qWJh/FhE

7/9/2025, 3:07:41 PM No.509916872

>>509916745 (OP)
well they can't work on two different things at the same time

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Anonymous ID: 7uYy6pQ9

7/9/2025, 3:07:56 PM No.509916892

>>509916745 (OP)
Two heads are learning in college.
Only a pair of hands is actually doing the job.

Anonymous ID: OBL4RLzz

7/9/2025, 3:08:39 PM No.509916933

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>>509916745 (OP)
That’s just regular women stuff. Could be any nation

Anonymous ID: rozc9tC4

7/9/2025, 3:09:08 PM No.509916968

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>>509916872
>>509916831
>>509916745 (OP)
TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

Anonymous ID: hDEv8KZC

7/9/2025, 3:09:21 PM No.509916979

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>>509916745 (OP)
would

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Anonymous ID: N0vdXnmj

7/9/2025, 3:10:49 PM No.509917062

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>>509916745 (OP)
Can one head consent to a blowjob or do you need both of them to consent?

Anonymous ID: zMdTdGNu

7/9/2025, 3:11:25 PM No.509917100

>>509916745 (OP)
Two heads learn, one body works.

Anonymous ID: GnyPQOPN

7/9/2025, 3:11:46 PM No.509917129

>>509916745 (OP)
When the married one gives her husband head, that must be really awkward.

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Anonymous ID: HspQ/jL/

7/9/2025, 3:13:34 PM No.509917234

>>509916745 (OP)
Makes sense. They have two brains, but only one hole.

Anonymous ID: HK8Bv8PI

7/9/2025, 3:14:39 PM No.509917302

>>509916745 (OP)
Does it make them lesbians when they masturbate?

Anonymous ID: F9CUp5Ae

7/9/2025, 3:16:46 PM No.509917420

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>>509916745 (OP)
If they file income taxes seperately, each will be in a lower tax bracket and the IRS would collect less. I predict they will each have to file jointly, reporting the same income twice and pay double.

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Anonymous ID: eSytDkKY

7/9/2025, 3:19:39 PM No.509917605

>>509916745 (OP)
Damn

Anonymous ID: qMfaNnLa

7/9/2025, 3:20:23 PM No.509917659

I think if she sued it wouldn't pass legal muster because they even have separate driving licenses and birth certificates. it would also be disability discrimination to refuse to hire her because you had to pay two salaries though I'm sure a company could argue it was an undue hardship.

Anonymous ID: s7vz3nYL

7/9/2025, 3:24:13 PM No.509917894

>>509916745 (OP)
Double fucked

Anonymous ID: j9PW/6ZF

7/9/2025, 3:31:40 PM No.509918377

>>509916745 (OP)
They married ((Joshua)) that already has a daughter: a downie.

Anonymous ID: hdilXnVD

7/9/2025, 3:35:43 PM No.509918642

>>509916745 (OP)
what's their job?
Is one employed and the other one unemployed?
I bet they didn't figured out something where having two heads is an asset, instead of basically missing an arm each

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Anonymous ID: YprY5hd9

7/9/2025, 3:37:20 PM No.509918759

>>509916745 (OP)
>gradually, we began to hate them

Anonymous ID: vbkVqeRY

7/9/2025, 3:40:42 PM No.509918972

>>509916745 (OP)
Probably wanted to be treated as "individuals" in college. But now wants to earn a double salary when only able to do half the work of a normal person.

Anonymous ID: BHYz77NP

7/9/2025, 3:41:59 PM No.509919059

>>509917129
imagine giving her an orgasm though
moaning in stereo

Anonymous ID: uiGztoJC

7/9/2025, 3:43:59 PM No.509919185

>>509918642
chess
imagine one heads crams only for openings then the other for endgames

Anonymous ID: fSgWqIJr

7/9/2025, 3:45:06 PM No.509919248

>>509916979

Just imagine the bjs

Anonymous ID: hoJYjLOc

7/9/2025, 3:45:44 PM No.509919292

>>509917420
makes you wonder if they two different social security #s

Anonymous ID: skKEZSKa

7/9/2025, 3:46:03 PM No.509919312

>>509916745 (OP)
One of them is married and they have a baby.
That's right. You can't have a wife, but a bitch with two heads can still find a man.

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Anonymous ID: ixr8GwxK

7/9/2025, 3:46:06 PM No.509919321

>>509916745 (OP)
Duel-Core Processor.

Anonymous ID: Tt1uFsxQ

7/9/2025, 3:46:51 PM No.509919370

>>509918642
Man how fucking annoying would that be. You're trying to neet it up and the other cunt just drags you to jewish daycare every day against your will.

Anonymous ID: hxOLFpbM

7/9/2025, 3:47:19 PM No.509919399

>>509916745 (OP)
2 brains —> 2 degrees
1 body —> 1 salary
I don't see the issue.

Anonymous ID: hxOLFpbM

7/9/2025, 3:49:17 PM No.509919520

>>509919312
If the other gets married, would the other husband get cucked?
Who has rights to their vagina?

Anonymous ID: 4hSOfKh2

7/9/2025, 3:49:57 PM No.509919561