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Anonymous (ID: mjdJ0k0Q) Norway No.509916745 [Report] >>509916872 >>509916892 >>509916933 >>509916968 >>509916979 >>509917062 >>509917100 >>509917129 >>509917234 >>509917302 >>509917420 >>509917605 >>509917894 >>509918377 >>509918642 >>509918759 >>509918972 >>509919312 >>509919321 >>509919399 >>509919561 >>509919705
Only in America could this happen, lol
Anonymous (ID: vAkyK3en) United States No.509916831 [Report] >>509916968
Anonymous (ID: qWJh/FhE) Finland No.509916872 [Report] >>509916968
>>509916745 (OP)
well they can't work on two different things at the same time
Anonymous (ID: 7uYy6pQ9) Australia No.509916892 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Two heads are learning in college.
Only a pair of hands is actually doing the job.
Anonymous (ID: OBL4RLzz) United States No.509916933 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
That’s just regular women stuff. Could be any nation
Anonymous (ID: rozc9tC4) Greece No.509916968 [Report]
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>>509916745 (OP)
TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME
Anonymous (ID: hDEv8KZC) United States No.509916979 [Report] >>509919248 >>509919876 >>509921925
>>509916745 (OP)
would
Anonymous (ID: N0vdXnmj) United Kingdom No.509917062 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Can one head consent to a blowjob or do you need both of them to consent?
Anonymous (ID: zMdTdGNu) United Kingdom No.509917100 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Two heads learn, one body works.
Anonymous (ID: GnyPQOPN) Canada No.509917129 [Report] >>509919059
>>509916745 (OP)
When the married one gives her husband head, that must be really awkward.
Anonymous (ID: HspQ/jL/) Indonesia No.509917234 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Makes sense. They have two brains, but only one hole.
Anonymous (ID: HK8Bv8PI) United States No.509917302 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Does it make them lesbians when they masturbate?
Anonymous (ID: F9CUp5Ae) United States No.509917420 [Report] >>509919292
>>509916745 (OP)
If they file income taxes seperately, each will be in a lower tax bracket and the IRS would collect less. I predict they will each have to file jointly, reporting the same income twice and pay double.
Anonymous (ID: eSytDkKY) Italy No.509917605 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Damn
Anonymous (ID: qMfaNnLa) United States No.509917659 [Report]
I think if she sued it wouldn't pass legal muster because they even have separate driving licenses and birth certificates. it would also be disability discrimination to refuse to hire her because you had to pay two salaries though I'm sure a company could argue it was an undue hardship.
Anonymous (ID: s7vz3nYL) United States No.509917894 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Double fucked
Anonymous (ID: j9PW/6ZF) France No.509918377 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
They married ((Joshua)) that already has a daughter: a downie.
Anonymous (ID: hdilXnVD) France No.509918642 [Report] >>509919185 >>509919370
>>509916745 (OP)
what's their job?
Is one employed and the other one unemployed?
I bet they didn't figured out something where having two heads is an asset, instead of basically missing an arm each
Anonymous (ID: YprY5hd9) United States No.509918759 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
>gradually, we began to hate them
Anonymous (ID: vbkVqeRY) Netherlands No.509918972 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Probably wanted to be treated as "individuals" in college. But now wants to earn a double salary when only able to do half the work of a normal person.
Anonymous (ID: BHYz77NP) United States No.509919059 [Report]
>>509917129
imagine giving her an orgasm though
moaning in stereo
Anonymous (ID: uiGztoJC) Mexico No.509919185 [Report]
>>509918642
chess
imagine one heads crams only for openings then the other for endgames
Anonymous (ID: fSgWqIJr) India No.509919248 [Report]
>>509916979

Just imagine the bjs
Anonymous (ID: hoJYjLOc) United States No.509919292 [Report]
>>509917420
makes you wonder if they two different social security #s
Anonymous (ID: skKEZSKa) United Kingdom No.509919312 [Report] >>509919520
>>509916745 (OP)
One of them is married and they have a baby.
That's right. You can't have a wife, but a bitch with two heads can still find a man.
Anonymous (ID: ixr8GwxK) Australia No.509919321 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Duel-Core Processor.
Anonymous (ID: Tt1uFsxQ) United States No.509919370 [Report]
>>509918642
Man how fucking annoying would that be. You're trying to neet it up and the other cunt just drags you to jewish daycare every day against your will.
Anonymous (ID: hxOLFpbM) Australia No.509919399 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
2 brains —> 2 degrees
1 body —> 1 salary
I don't see the issue.
Anonymous (ID: hxOLFpbM) Australia No.509919520 [Report]
>>509919312
If the other gets married, would the other husband get cucked?
Who has rights to their vagina?
Anonymous (ID: 4hSOfKh2) Canada No.509919561 [Report]
>>509916745 (OP)
Could make millions on Only Fans
Anonymous (ID: omEBmU1J) No.509919576 [Report]
Such is the fate of being born a biclops in satanmerica.
Anonymous (ID: 03lfeUYx) United States No.509919662 [Report]
I am so hurted..
Anonymous (ID: oEbLVbqo) United States No.509919705 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: rCyqAdwH) United States No.509919876 [Report]
>>509916979
i know this is AI slop but gd i would love to destroy their mouths
Anonymous (ID: I7T74REI) United States No.509921693 [Report]
Think we could meme them into bodybuilding to look as inhuman as possible and truly leave humanity behind?
Anonymous (ID: 9rnw1inB) United States No.509921925 [Report]
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