Thread 509919030

Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2HIacRdJRg

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>>509919030 (OP)
TYB

Zana-din-du
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8iCnMFCCOw

I think they started the stream too early, and now this guy has to wait 20 minutes for his hearing.

TYB

Turn on your mic, you old fuck!

>>509919065
John Burkett must have raped Mother Nature.

Boomer & Boomer attorneys @ law

an dat wuz dat

WIGGERSSS
IIINNNNNNNN
SPAAAAAACE

I looked a bit into this guy because there aren't many frens to talk to and he is boring as shit, turns out he is a killer (well, duh, he is in Angola) and he has escaped prison before, then turned himself in.
https://www.wtoc.com/story/9742289/victims-sister-speaks-out-about-killers-escape/

>>509920220
I bet he is in with the Aryan Brotherhood. Looks like one.

Just unplug it from the wall socket

UP NEXT:

02 CHELETTE, BARRY K 00384712 W/M 07/08/1966 LSP 02/12/2016
GRN ALD 01
9637 MANSLAUGHTER
9637 MANSLAUGHTER
9637 SECOND DEGREE RAPE

Learn anything?
Yes sir, leave that pussy alone

>>509920564
He is in for 70 years for raping and murdering a woman, no link because that shit is a 1997 article gated behind a payed wall

do we believe him?

>>509920564
This one needs an explanation, unless he plead down because I see no way possible some gets double manslaughter with a rape involved.

>>509920767
IT'S EVEN WORSE

What did the woman just say? Sixteen twenty fifth?

Wait, what?! How does DNA evidence prove a vasectomy? Sperm levels?

he says he's innocent better let him out

Guy gives zero fucks

>>509921151
Probably thinking something like that.

>>509921151
It's probably free of sperm, but I'm not sure if seminal fluid contains any DNA to begin with.

Back to your cage

>we are here to see if you go free after 30 years
>well whatever i guess we here so... uh i been waiting on the innocence project

Well that was quick

UP NEXT:

01 BURKETT, JOHN 00400507 B/M 09/09/1969 LSP 03/03/2016
ORL NOD 01 05/20/2025
382545 AGGRAVATED RAPE ATT
382546 AGG CRIME AGAINST NATURE
382546 AGG CRIME AGAINST NATURE
382545 AGGRAVATED RAPE ATT
382546 AGG CRIME AGAINST NATURE
382546 AGG CRIME AGAINST NATURE
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>>509921259
>>509921264
I see. Me neither. Even if it did, I don't see how that can 100% prove that the person has a vasectomy lol. This idiot is grasping at straws.

>KA'TRAVEON
Where do these names even come from?
There's nothing african about them, right?

>>509921347
I googled him but I couldn't find anything

>>509921436
KAT RAVE ON

>>509921344
He claims he is innocent and wants to argue the case. This is not the venue for that.
He has done no classes since '22 when he asked for this and likely since 2015 when he had his LAST parole request.

>>509921436
Don't think too hard about it, there is nothing African about them, they are just bastardization of human names. For example, did you know that Abdul isn't a real name? It literally means "Slave of", it's usually followed by a name of God, making it "slave of god", aka super obedient, but they don't use it like that, so they are just naming themselves slave.

>>509920767
>Barry Chelette of D'Artigo was sentenced to 70 years in prison in July for raping and killing Peggy Marie Pascal, his girlfriend's 4-year-old daughter. Chelette avoided a possible ONIONS FUND Cenla's giving spirit Christmas are hristmas full is again over, this and time the stores with those gifts Although are so Christmas special.

>July 9 In Colfax, Barry Chelette is sentenced to 70 years in prison after pleading guilty to reduced charges in raping and killing Peggy Marie Pascal, his girlfriend's 4-year

he belongs in a gas chamber

>rape and aggrevated crime against nature
Did he rape a tree?

This ventiblack nigga is stealing all the photons.

>>509921762
Dendrophilia is a thing, so why not?

>>509921762
Probably incest.

>>509921762
just his niece

ALL THE CLASSES

I'm actually surprised he isn't getting out.

HOW DO I KILL COLORED FOLK???

>>509922261
With an eraser.

I love revocation hearings. It's amazing to see how people fuck up their parole so badly.
>>509922261
Work at a planned Parenthood. You can abort all the niggers you want to completely legally. They'll even pay you to do it

>>509922261
Hide their EBT card in their work boots. They'll starve in no time.

>>509922261
They do a pretty good job of it themselves

This is the chomo prison!

>>509922261
Unironically by doing nothing at all.
Without aid they will perish.

Why is this guy wearing super large clothes?

>>509922848
To try holding his huge power levels

>>509922848
He looks like a pumpkin

So he isn't being revoked?

Tillis should learn to stfu and concur

Ledoux sounds as confused as Chuckie today

What does that mean? He can go to work but comes back to jail????

id be looking over my shoulder if i had their job. imagine determining the fate of crazy people on public zoom videos.

>>509919831
Did I miss anything good? I just showed up.

>>509923642
One guy straight up threatened them on stream.

>>509923808
>picrel KEK
Not much but we’re in revocations right now.

>>509923808
No, not really. Some guy claimed that he didn't rape someone because the DNA test proved that the person had a vasectomy (which makes zero sense) and he hasn't been clipped.

"Maybe they should behave."

>>509923994
>>509924061
Thanks, I'm up to the vasectomy guy right now. The girl who appeared on zoom with him was flabbergasted as well.

What’s taking so long? These retreads need to step it up.

>>509923942
This one was interesting
Do y’all drink? https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=1974

>>509924311
Checked and I know, right. I had to ask to make sure that is what he said. That's one hell of a logic leap lol

you say pecan, i say pecan

I'm not buying this dindu's story

Fucking wish lawyers.

>cyclist
Immediate death penalty

This one has one hell of a deep voice. Something seems amiss.

>I'm not going to even worry about the $104 you're behind
>Goes on a rambling tirade about it
Is she trying to sink this ship?

>>509924887
>Is she trying to sink this ship?
Seems like it

>>509924710
Yeah I would be unsure of her sex if she wasn't on camera. In fact I'm less than totally certain even now.

>>509924986
Yeah she's a shit lawyer. Doesn't seem to know how any of this works. Prator was as chill as he's ever been about that shit.

>>509925037
Same. It sure had some broad ass shoulders. And a wig, but coon women/troons wear those too, so who knows.

>avoid the appearance of impropriety
>if you dont know that term you can turn around and ask your attor...
>...
>uh....just dont do stuff that makes it look like youre doing bad atuff

>>509925139
That was a lawyer? I thought it was a screaming girlfriend.
Imagine that thing representing you in court.

I can not tell you how many times that I’ve seen police cars roll through stop signs. Yeah, I was issued a ticket for doing that.

Anybody look up Gabriel Kang yet? He got tripz a seven then dubz in his DOC number. I'm betting thats our winner for today :)

>>509924630
I pronounce it pecan.

Is this the nog version of pigtails??

>Nigtails

Is that a tranny?

>>509925658
Bullet entry and exit kek

kek

>>509925288
That was definitely a lawyer, grim as that is. Prator even said "I know this is the kind of stuff you usually argue about" or something like that when she was banging on about the probable cause and shit

>I don't care if you're on your way home to eat pecans
>You better stop your bicycle at the stop sign

>>509925727
Fucking kek

>>509925725
He looks zesty at least, and after that attorney I don't know what is happening today

this guy is fucking retarded, holy shit

>I plead not guilty
What happened?
>I broke that window

He may be slow

>A retarded guy is interviewed by Chucky
This is gonna take a while

>3 weeks
Holy shit he's stupid

It took 3 weeks for this nigger to fail to report, break a window, lose his job, and beat his girlfriend.
He has no chance

The nigger judge went soft

I bet he will need a 10 minute lecture on explaining what they just said. He will fail that lecture, get a Spark Notes version, and inevitably fail the retake. Fucking hell.

>>509926118
if chuck had his way they'd all be free

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor
Boris the spider
Boris the spider

>>509926441
>Yeah, you beatin' and robbin' folks, but I think this is a chance for you to learn somethin'
Niggers shouldn't be judges

>>509919030 (OP)
Have I missed anything interesting yet

>>509925822
Lmao how do you do these so fast?

>>509925888
most "criminals" are literally retarded , a lot of them have vision problems and are dyslexic

>>509926118
Chucky did drugs, got caught.
Went to jail, got clean, found God, turned his life around.
So anytime he sees (another black) with that same story he wants to let them out because he doesn't know they're a different nigger.

Oh Prator, my praetor
Make white people safer
Lock up the niggers
And give them hard labor

>>509926571
Other than the previous room temp IQ, not really

>>509926572
He’s that good!

>>509926632
Just niggy things

Damn this nigga has his own podium, he must be important, I say we hear what he has to say.

The fuck is this setup kek. Is he about to give a lecture?!

>>509926571
Just the usual nig nog shit.

>diddnt pay for a lawyer
yeah no chance of freedom , america is a pay to play legal system

>>509926869
He's about to host a Program (sometimes spelled "Pogram")

>>509925979
>>509926526
>I don't know how many more times I need to explain it George, but you can't rob that house because you're 'curious'

>Want me to speak on my GF's behalf?
What?

>>509926974
>Canadian
>Let me tell you about the American justice system

MUH GURL

STORY TIME

Revocations are the best. I am totally enjoying this story.

haha what a story
my vote is to revoke

What the fuck?

>Wrote the Alpha Davis
>For whatever and whatnot

ALFA DAVIDS

>wrote the Alpha Davis
Huh?

>>509927000
>Ayo, dis lecture be about bitches be trippin' n shiet.

0 IQ

>she wrote the alpha Davis
Kek'd at work

>>509927070
well , am i wrong? like been watching these for over a year and its pretty much every single time they represent themselves they lose

>Alfa Davis

Did Romeo get bought out or something?

>>509927224
Affidavit, it's a written testimony than is admissible in courts of law.

>>509927070
Is he wrong though?
Man this guy's fucked in any case.

>I beg the different
This guy is a wordsmith, I told you we should listen to the guy with the podium

>>509927334
>I wanted a new parole officer because she was being too hard on me

>>509927271
Selection bias.
People who hire a lawyer are going to be people who put in the work. Nobody is going to hire a lawyer if they have 17 violations and an active warrant.
Alternatively, someone who has been perfect will scrimp and save for a lawyer because theyre more serious about it

Prator's face lol
>>509926572
I'd be a lot faster if I had a cafe sua da

actual single celled organism what the fuck

>I smoked weed
kek, this guy is funny as shit.

Did he rather nonchalantly explain that the mother of his chilren was murdered because of "mistaken identity"? Was he the real target?

>>509927463
>cafe sua da
Mega based.

I violate myself everynight with my animu bodypillow

>Unless I violate myself
I can't sneed, holy shit

>You want to violate yourself?
I think people should do that in private.

>>509927488
Checked the 8's and the best part is he is being totally serious, and not trying to be a comedian.

>>509919030 (OP)
This is just sick. There is no justice without the option of expatriation! The state needso be banned from performing executions, and from involuntarily warehousing people like this.

>>509927496
Yes. This revocation is making the list. Here is a prior revocation for intermission.
The funniest revocation ever https://youtu.be/jaiwtC2C7KA?t=3019

i think he doesn't care and wants to be back in prison anyway

This wasn't hall of fame good but it was pretty fucking funny.
Hearing of the day

>>509927660
Almost the same panel too. Nice.

>>509925343
Yep it was pretty good

>>509927441
I feel like having a lawyer, even if they can't do anything specific to help, just makes you look a little more serious and less retarded. Lifelong crackheads don't usually have them, and responsible people who can wipe their own asses usually do, and that's all the reason you need in my opinion to bring one to your hearing regardless of details of your case.

>>509927293
>My girlfriend got shot up while sitting in my Alfa Davis

I have no words. Just

Each one is better than the last

>>509927887
lmao

>>509927855
I've seen a case where the board messes up some procedure, then the lawyer will call them out on it. The board will then be on the back foot and kinda fast tracked the rest of the case and let the guy free.

>>509927855
Yeah a lawyer can train you on what to say, I'm not saying it isn't an advantage, but it's not really gonna be make or break.
Someone having a lawyer can help if the only issue is time served or something.

That being said, the same thing could be said about a free resource like the Louisiana parole project. There are a lot of things that can help an inmate, some cost money but some are free.
The idea that it is pay to win is overly simplistic.

>>509927855
Even if you are fucked, a lawyer will simply speak better than you, and have the best chance at minimizing any consequences

>>509927887
Amazing kek.

Hot mic moment?

The open mic reminds me of The Gods Must Be Crazy

ooga booga com pew
tah44k4r

Watch Wimbleton or /LPBG/ I don't know what to do Anons. Halp?

>>509928216
I almost exclusively listen to LPB in audio format while I work. Watch tennis, listen to niggers

Scope the 69ing tables behind this dude.

>>509928216
Revocations fren. It's an easy choice.

>>509928216
both , just mute the tennis when the parole board is in session

Sir, are you retarded? Are you crazy?

He says he's not supposed to be on parole? We can fix that easily enough.

>>509920925
kek it do be like dat

>>509927855
Yeah but getting a lawyer for this kind of thing is hard. As she mentioned, he doesn't have the right to a state-appointed attourney for this, and there's no way this nigger can afford one on his own

>>509919030 (OP)
djazari li chouf parole hearing, wahda bisah XD!

>>509928452
For real lmao. What an idiot.

>>509928693
I'm emotionally involved.

>>509928637
If you don't know somebody, somewhere, who can help you hire a lawyer for one short hearing, you're in bad fuckin shape.

fake story is fake
Take your dumb ass back to the cage

A LeDoux shout-out?! That's a first.

>>509928799
gouli bark djazair mawalatch bil les negro kima ta3 usa?

>>509928943
No, sa3a sa3a yejou ta3 Mali w Niger, mais y3awdou yraj3ouhem l bladhem.

They're done for the day.
Good thread frens. See you soon

I missed two days of this
Damn it
Did anything good happen

Is Jerrie refering to us? Are we supposed to help this dumb nigger?

Time for a po'boy sandwich and a sazarac they are done for the day.

>You see, it's called Yotsuba&
>As in, Yotsuba and another person or place
>This is my favorite panel because...
>Sir, you've been revoked
See you guys tomorrow.

c u skibidibeebops next time

>>509929030
There was a hilarious revocation earlier. Go back to the dude at the podium.

Apparently this is it for today?
>Tomorrow's docket

>>509929207
I'll check it out

>>509929286
It's a pedo free-for-all tomorrow. A Wet N Wild Wednesday.

>>509929286
Exciting docket

>>509929286
WOW

>>509929286
W/M bros...

>>509929320
Here is the time stamped link
https://youtu.be/E2HIacRdJRg?t=6972

>>509929286
This reads to me like a Top Gear intro
>Tyrone robs someone with a gun
>Brian has a date with his neice
>Jessie has a date with his nephew
>And I talk to some preteens at the mall
jessica.mp3

>>509929207
>>509929546
>She wrote the Alpha Davis
Oh fuck I missed comedic gold.
>I couldn't be in the mist of all dis

>>509929663
Cool Cedric pic.

>Itz hard to get a job when you a convicted felony
This shit is gold

>>509929873
For sure!

>>509919030 (OP)
42:30
>WTF is a crime against nature?

>>509930044
That has come up before, but I forget the specifics

>>509929546
I love this story, I want to believe that he's innocent in all this. It keeps getting more and more outrageous, especially with his mispronunciations.
>I came inside 30, 40 minutes late
>I wanted a new parole officer because I felt like she was being too hard on me
>>509929546
Thanks friend.
>>509930044
That's a serious charge, you don't want to go to tree jail ;_;

>>509930043
Nice Gorilla marketing

>>509930044
It's basically rape. I forget what the difference is but it's not as fun and exotic as it sounds.

>>509929836
<3

>>509930258
Kek

>>509930285
The character depth of LPB is unmatched

>>509930044
Usually means the person raped a very young child/baby, or animal.

>>509929009
Allahu ackbar. hamdoulillah!