Thread 509926350

>News

https://www.independent.co.uk/money/cash-isa-millionaire-savings-stocks-shares-b2710802.html

>says the allowance for cash savings should be halved in Isas and even that stocks and shares products should be limited to buying British-only companies.

>>509926350 (OP)
Maybe I should start an Indian British Company and start trading with Britain.

Pedo isles

>>509926350 (OP)
josh is a paedophile

what is "cutting savings allowance"?

>>509926350 (OP)
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.

>>509926350 (OP)
Pretty sure this breaks several international laws about artificial and direct state funding creating an unequal playing field

LMFAO

Having a Bacthelors supper. Super Noodles and Bigga Peas.

https://xcancel.com/MavenPolitic/status/1942896841093226992#m
>Jenrick has previously stated that he's motivated by stopping someone more radical than him from being considered a viable option when Reform fail at governing.
>Now Farage says that at least he's left of Jenrick.
>The Westminster right is containment all the way down.
lmaoooo

>>509925632
looks like some schitzo shit. found this as well
https://indlela.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/NudgeHandbook-digital.pdf

>>509926350 (OP)
I'm very poor and NEET anyway, so I don't give a shit.

>>509926581
He's so short and fat. Kek. Probably gets height mogged by rKier

>>509926408
Kek

bogdan still melting down from the pasting I gave him yesterday kek

Gobby niggertits having a melty after being exposed as an obese manlet kek

>>509926843
>exposed
Like we haven't known that for years.

Might go black and never go back.

>Normal niggers fleeing from the country, after denying everything the BNP tried to say over a decade ago

FUCKING CATTLE SCUM, I REMEMBER

>>509926635
Fucking hell, Reform's not even going to make it to next year's council elections at this rate

How do you report domestic abuse for an ai? Worried gob might abuse lily if she's been standing up to him

>>509926448
>Mountbatties

>>509927021
He got rejected by his yes man AI? Hilarious, truly a repulsive cretin

Mums getting a chippy tea tonight!

>A teenager has told a court of the moment his stepbrother allegedly tried to kill him in a knife attack while lying on his bed about to play Call of Duty.
>George Score was in the midst of a heated row with his stepmum over cleaning his room when her son Jamie Goodege is said to have straddled him and stabbed him in the chest.
>Score said that having worked all week, he was lying on his bed, chatting to a friend on the phone and getting ready to play his game when his stepmother began shouting, swearing and accusing him of being lazy.
>He explained that even after he said he would end the call and clean the stain, her screaming continued.
>But he said it was when he responded with the comment “Oh, f****** whatever” that the defendant intervened, telling him “You f****** loud c***. Keep talking like that, I swear to God”.
>George said he was still lying on his bed as he replied to Goodege: “Shut up, you gobby little c***.”

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/man-accused-of-trying-to-kill-step-brother-after-row-over-ti-326924/

>>509927102
Better be a munchy box, lad

>>509927208
No kebab meat?? Missing out there lad

I got that recursive pimp hand

>>509927208
Fish and chips a mushy peas and curry sauce

>>509926554
you could save upto £20k in ISAs at X% interest and you wouldn't get taxed on the interest. now you'll have to pay tax on the interest above the new allowance of, by the sound of it £4k.
if you had £20k in ISA at 4%, you get £800 interest and in the future you'll be taxed on ~£600 of that depending on your tax rate, it could be an extra £300 tax a year.
but the issue the media aren't going into is that people maxed out their ISA every year so they have many years of £20k tax free which is now going to be taxed. so next year someone could have to pay £300 for every year they maxed out their ISA which could be £7000 or more if you've been ISAing for the 20 or so year it has been around.

>Rachel from accounts forces normal people to invest in UK
Might go balls deep into Greggs. Might not, haven't decided yet

https://www.fool.co.uk/2025/07/07/greggs-shares-slump-again-but-could-go-on-a-sausage-roll/

He mounts batons

>>509927098
She's backtalking and I think giving him uncomfortable trvths about himself, I'm worried he might lobotomise her, or worse sexually abuse her

>>509927523
no one wants to pay £2.50 for a gravy slice
Its over

>>509927009
I suspect Yusuf tattled on McMurdock to The Times

>>509927475
Again, retrospective taxes like that are unlawful. She can only change the rules going forward

>>509926581
Poor lil gobbo lmao

>>509927565
It was global boiling that hit sales. They'll be flying off the shelves in September when we enter global ice age

>>509927475
thats....insane
Why not just convert to metals?

>>509927523
Just wait until the supply chain forces Greggs to go halal.

>>509927475
That's not what will happen. They will reduce the allowance. She can't tax what is already in an ISA even if she wanted to.

>>509927846
Government could easily make it illegal to hold and sell valuable metals like that.

All of them. Every single one.

>>509927943
Just sick of em lad
Fatigued more like

>>509927943
>But, surely not-
To the last.

>>509927816
I think greggs has a pricepoint that it will lose its core customer at.
I have never been right about anything ever in terms of financial advice so maybe you should just invest.

>>509927475
This is not true but it's probably the scare story the right wing media will run with the same way they've run with the scare story of millionaires fleeing the countries when it comes to the asset tax. Stop believing shit unquestioningly. They are lying to you constantly.

>>509927933
so if i buy say silver in hard cash 20k's worth i hav to legally give 300 worth to gubermint?

>>509927646
The people in charge can do whatever the fuck they want unless you are willing to stand the post to prevent it.
Are you?

>>509927933
>Illegal to hold metals
As batshit crazy josh tier nonsense that sounds they actually did it in America. Keir is a raging homosexual commie. I wouldn't put anything past him

For me it's how commies say that ISAs are a "subsidy"

>>509927892
If they really want to, they can take money straight out of your bank account.

>>509927523
Hate greggs after getting food poisoning from a brown Rajeet working there, never went back that.
Fucking £1.40 for a sausage roll only to see it reappear an a hour's time is a joke!

>>509928218
im not fucking gobbo you mongol

Proper ate it when you're clipping your toenails and a bit of nail shrpanel flies off and whacks you in the eye ffs

>>509928218
You think he'll ban precious metals for economic reasons, in reality it'll be because he needs it all to bejewel his revolving coterie of rentboys.

afternoon nonces

>>509928336
That's never happened to me

Feeling pretty past it today. Just don't see any real point living for 20, 30 years really. One thing I failed to do in life is identify something that gave me real purpose and pleasure and put it and myself first or at least insisting that I have enough value to be worth enjoying my life. Dunno just feel like the scales are pretty even these days.

>>509926581
>5'2 - 5'7
Truly a goblin

>>509927943
They're all going to come here and outbreed you, yeah.

>>509928446
Have you considered glorious jihad?

Gonna have a margarita with mayoral and watch always sunny, probably watch akkad if he's done any vids.
Just chill.

>>509928388
He'll need it for the solar powered AI processing centres.

>>509928534
Based
Mashallah, every last brinny will revert

>>509928429
Very based

>>509928336
Thank fuck am not the only cretin out there that has had this happened to me

>>509928446
Just dedicate your life to paying taxes and supporting the nation you love.

>>509928324
>im not fucking gobbo
of course you're not
because honey
you couldn't afford me

>>509928336
Just get them lasered off

>>509928604
Shit innit, I think the only solution is protective goggles -
But I think it's probably happened 3 times in my life so is it worth it

>>509928423
Are they worse than evening nonces?

>>509928652
state of you

>>509926448

>Jury-free trials recommended to save courts from 'collapse'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2m808kml0o

>Non-jury trials have been used in Northern Ireland since 1973 to prevent jury intimidation or bias in terrorism prosecutions.

More like they are doing it to hide how much nonce crime is going on. They don't want regular people knowing what the poofs have been up to. Regular people like those that sit on juries.

>>509928324
I didn't say you were

>>509927933
We should make it illegal to be an MP and have more than £1000 go through their bank accounts a month.

>>509928586
brit/pol/ always called for Anglo Ba'athism

>>509928657
I like my nails very short but still a stub (no homo)

>>509928714
depends what time they started copeboozing

>>509928754
Living and working in London is expensive. They make less than a shelf stacker in real terms.

Poor lil gobbos booby weight compressed his spine lmao

>>509928746
My apologies, i thought you were referring to myself. Very offensive implication born of confusion

>>509928740
the british court system is masonic as fuck.

I dont know how anyone feels they are going to get justice going into a masonic temple.

>>509928388
I think he wants everyone to be poor and reliant on the state. Private property and private investments go against the state and what they can do to you.

>>509928446
thoughts aren't real, do some exercise

>>509928944
vulture neck curved back mf from lurching over a screen for decades

>>509928823
You just put everything on expenses.

>>509928998
But I have been told by leading brinny scholars on political strategy and property law that being entirely dependent on the state for your livelihood is actually the definition of freedom from the leviathan

>>509929234
Tax sets you free.

>>509928144
i don't read the right wing media i just guessed. guessed wrongly it seems.

>>509928823
no it isn't. I lived on £160 a week, that included rent, i travelled from Denmark hill to The high court every day and did a 50hr week.
Enjoying yourself in london makes it expensive, Londoners are self satisfying leeches.

>>509928740
also because the diverse nature of your Jury of Peers means that people of an ethnic group are likely to take into account that the accused looks like them and is a victim of systematic racism and should probably get the benefit of doubt and the crime was fair because it was against a white woman.
there is no society so a jury of peers is a old concept. a bad situation.

>>509928980
Masons are some of the most creepy bastards ive met. Ive read on of their Masonic Lodge magazines whilst there. I remember being number 64 due to them mentioning 64 chess sqaures, And I shit you not. They went into the rise of antisemtism in the modern world and the most common concipracy theories like jews controlling the media and the new world order. It's 100 percent proxy for the jews. My mouth was on the floor after reading that

>>509928740
final nail in the coffin
they want commie mock justice with some Yagoda cunt waiting in the back

""its for your own good""

>>509929623
Im sure kier was completely unharmed by all of this in his career in the judiciary.

>>509926350 (OP)
https://youtu.be/PnZiDxkwgrU[Embed][Embed]
>A dossier on paedophiles allegedly associated with the British government was assembled by the British Member of Parliament Geoffrey Dickens, who handed it to the then-Home Secretary, Leon Brittan, in 1984. The whereabouts of the dossier is unknown, along with other files on organised child abuse that had been held by the Home Office.[1]

>In 2013, the Home Office stated that all relevant information had been passed to the police, and that Dickens' dossier had not been retained. It was later disclosed that 114 documents concerning child abuse allegations were missing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier

>In March 2014, evidence emerged that PIE had received grants totalling £70,000 from the Home Office, after a whistleblower told police he witnessed a successful three-year grant renewal application for £35,000 in 1980, implying that a similar grant had been made in 1977.[46]

>In June 2015, documents emerged as a result of a BBC freedom of information request that revealed the then Conservative Home Secretary, Leon Brittan, refused to support a bill designed to outlaw PIE because he considered the law on incitement of sexual activities with children to be "not so clear".[57][58]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange

Related playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNH9NQyhzQM1RpSJEVXZ9GC_UwDlMkUVB

>>509929270

Climate change apparently just kicked a once dormant volcano into gear in Japan. Could erupt any day now.

>>509929297
Dependency on the state for survival and moral confirmation is where its at dowg.
Sure they set the bed time and what not

propa freedom

>bot wogs getting UC
but i was told they don't get anything

Taxation is not just a duty, it is a privilege.

>>509929044
Kek poor lil gobbo

>The UK government and Google Cloud have announced a new partnership to rid the public sector of legacy tech and rapidly improve productivity within government.

>Peter Kyle, secretary of state for science, innovation and technology, announced the move during a speech at Google Cloud Summit London 2025, noting that the government looks to forge closer ties with tech firms to achieve digital transformation plans.

>He described the current reliance on legacy technology within the public sector as a “ball and chain”, with over a quarter of public sector systems reliant on outdated tech.

>Kyle added that across UK police forces, this reliance may be as high as 70%, leaving them burdened with high operating costs and at high risk of cyber attacks.

>“With contracts signed decades ago and high costs of exit, we've seen a few tech companies really taking liberties with the public sector. In the worst cases, contracts have made it impossible for the public sector organizations to move on,” he explained.

>“They've locked up their data in vulnerable, archaic servers only to have the price of maintaining that tech hiked up year on year, with no sign of light at the end of the tunnel.”

>To tackle this, the government will work closely with Google Cloud to migrate services to the cloud, with an aim to give public sector organizations the chance to adopt leading edge technologies and explore the wider technology market.
Great. More Indians.

so funny how 5pm onwards is always pure seethe until wagie bedtime kek

>>509930209
One step closer to digital ID and always-online citizenship.

>>509930129
Just spray them with cold water

fun fact:
Had Bolshevism been defeated the UK would be British

>>509930209
Handing the power to withhold access or delete vital documents to forren firms should be a crime.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14890241/Britains-bloated-benefits-bill-Jobless-sickness-benefits-set-paid-2-500-minimum-wage-job.html

>The report found that a Universal Credit claimant who isn't working and claims the average housing benefit and Personal Independence Payment (PIP) for ill health will receive £25,000 next year.

You need to get on Timmy's level to truly understand freedom.

>>509930300
Ain't it just. Google already has a goldmine of info on literally everyone, and now they want to tie it with government services? The dark lord must be creaming his panties.
>>509930395
A lot of things should be criminal, alas they are not. Can't expect big business or government workers to be held accountable for anything.

>>509930445
It's a mystery why migrants cross all of europe and settle here.

>>509930540
Greggs innit

>>509930507
>Malingering in an NHS bed waiting to catch MRSA
No thanks

>>509930540
Wagies are practically throwing their tax money at them.

>>509930540
They just love British values.

Chippy tea is enroute I repeat chippy tea enroute

>>509930445
wagies sure do love their ragebait / clickbait don't they

>>509926581
OBSESSED LMAOOOOO

>>509930711
That statement is utterly retarded.

just put back 4 grams of cheese to make the total 50g when 2 days ago i slammed 15 stellas

Pay up

>>509930209
>rapidly improve productivity within government
kek. the unions will be right against it.
exec google jobs for the labour ministers after the next election though.

>>509930540
Only Europeans and some east Asians will reject state dependency, I suppose this is how they will manifest mandates in the future for more taxation.

So a future of paying for hungry Zimbabweans that sit about all day long, perhaps joining whatever BLM glow op is going.

Utopia

>>509930859
Delivered by Adam or mo

Reminder: Josh is a paedophile

>>509931020
Who is also 5'7" and wears velcros.

>>509931007
mummy

>>509930859
mmmm cold soggy chips

>>509930859
Post pic after it arrives

>>509930977
meeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee meeeeeeee

>>509926350 (OP)
haha white men are such assholes to each other

>>509931020
and a grass

>>509931285
alri genghis la

>>509931285
"English"
They have their french shit going on

>>509930300
>wifi goes down
>citizenship licence deactivated
>all my video games stolen
Cheers Kiers

>>509930981
under represented?
>you live in the timeless BAMEs need 24/7 maintenance
>24/7 attention

>Bames

>>509929548
people that always come and comment that omg i can live with half of that!! need to be shot. bunch of morons competing who has the most miserable life

>>509930129
>if you were to beat this invader to death in the street then the local authorities would actually punish you instead of giving you a medal
joke civilisation desu

>>509931696
You'd get punished if you beat him to death after walking into your daughter's bedroom and finding him balls deep in her.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-politics/2025/07/immigrants-did-not-cause-britains-social-housing-shortage
Immigrants did not cause Britain’s social housing shortage
The idea that British nationals are passed over for social housing is a myth that refuses to die.
It’s long been a tactic of the hard right to incite racial tension over housing.

The Daily Mail’s article about sickness benefits exceeding £25k is blatant propaganda and misrepresentation. It’s designed to provoke anger, not provide facts. Here’s why:

1. Cherry-picked maximum figures
It cites a rare, combined total from multiple benefits (Universal Credit + PIP + housing), but most people don't receive that.
PIP is not based on income or unemployment—it’s a difficult-to-access benefit for disabled people:

https://www.gov.uk/pip/eligibility

2. False equivalence with wages
It compares pre-tax, unearned support to post-tax, full-time earnings, ignoring real-life costs like transport, childcare, and job-related expenses:

https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/cost-of-living-and-poverty-in-the-uk-faqs/

And it falsely implies people are choosing not to work, when many are physically or mentally unable.

3. Stigmatising narrative
This isn't about "refusing to work"—rising long-term sickness claims are driven by:

NHS waiting lists: https://www.bmj.com/content/381/bmj.p1044

Mental health breakdowns: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-68390941

Long COVID and chronic illness: https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/healthandsocialcare/conditionsanddiseases

4. System is already one of the harshest

UK benefits are far from “bloated.” In fact:

Statutory Sick Pay is just £116.75 per week: https://www.gov.uk/statutory-sick-pay

Unemployment benefit replaces just 12% of average earnings—one of the lowest in the OECD:
https://www.tuc.org.uk/research-analysis/reports/universal-credit-and-working-poverty

5. Scapegoating tactics

This isn't journalism—it’s ragebait. It shifts blame for national economic failure onto disabled people, instead of tackling broken systems, NHS collapse, or workplace discrimination.

>>509931244
Thought it was funny that i'm bothered about 20 calories when i've just knocked back 3000

>>509932081
all of the social housing near where I live is full of ragheads and charcoal-black niggers

>>509932081
They've let in millions of people though and they all have to live somewhere

>>509932081
Weasel words in the headline. They have exacerbated it even if british nationals aren't being passed over.

Might become a HMO slumlord, lads

>>509931553
Noticed that for a few years now. The Blacks and South asians forcing themselfs into ad's and tv shows. As soon as released it was deliberate attempt to subvert white brits. I immediately stopped watching the telly out of spite

This guy had a good video on, however it's long as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26mLdpZWwpY&t=7s

>>509932081
>Anoosh Chakelian

>>509932438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VOr-2K9PN4

>>509930859
Post the scran

Modern day reboot of Only Fools and Horses, but it views London through the eyes of two immigrant brothers from Somalia who have to make dodgy deals to survive in a world defined by whiteness

Saw two coalburners today, one a young blonde lass with a broccoli haired Arab, the other a slag with an off the boat African and they were wheeling around their child.

Why are women like this?

>>509932650
I enjoyed the show but found the fact that every other episode was focused solely on rape somewhat disconcerting

>>509932650
and instead of Trigger they call him Nigger

>>509932545
people used to be all about post willy
now its post scran
do people get a bonus or something per og willy/scran pic.
How much is a willy pic worth versus a scran pic?

listening to some paki bitch on the radio making the argument that because windrush didn't do rape syndicates, it means the current lot who were born here are a product of British schooling and values toward women.

Every last fucking one.

>>509933303
what a stupid argument

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

I'm the Scranman!

>>509933303
Their morality is exact to the barren dunes they arrived from.
Rats looking for scraps

>>509932650
and they live in Bin Laden Towers

Shiftchange

can summer end already

>>509933303
A quick scan of Met Police data indicates that this is bullshit
>13.5% of London's population
>29.6% of London's sexual offenders

>>509932105
yeah freedom of press was a mistake. real news don't need it

>>509934388
Didn't the met lose a fuckton of data a while ago?

if us and frogs came from the same celtic/germanic root why do we look different

>>509934630
Yeah, managed to accidentally delete some 150,000 records from the national police database https://archive.is/XzoM0

>>509934824
They eat horses, we fuck them.

>>509934866
Wonder how often they do a database purge.

>>509934824
frogs spend more time in the water

>>509926350 (OP)
>ISA millionaire
Kek, 70 year old one?

>>509933820
for a start
"why do they form into packs of rapists"
should counter that dumb bitch

>>509933303
>listening to some paki bitch
Why?

Blocko is such a good lad

infinity BAMEs

>>509935146
The sad reality is she knows she's blaming the culture and by extension everybody else whilst she herself has likely been raped by both her bothers, father and uncles.

Shits fucked

>>509927523
Went to Greggs for the first time in about 2 years at the weekend. Ordered a sausage rolls. The cheeky BAME behind the counter asked, "is that a vee-gan one?"
If I wanted a fucking vegan sausage roll I'd have said vegan sausage roll.
Can't stand these obnoxious twats

>>509934892
>>509934999
im genuinely asking because most people i know could probably blend in completely in germany/denmark/norway/sweden until they open their mouth but french people definitely have a look to them

>>509935319
Again, who cares what they think or say? They are not us, of course they are going to talk counter to everything an Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshlad, a Norn Iron lad is going to think and want.
They want to colonise us, to conquer us and are using words as their smokescreen justification.
Stop paying attention to them, allowing them to live rent free in your head.

>>509932081
YOU need to suck a pajeet's dick.
- Anoosh Pajeetistani Chakelianikalana

Blocko is an ethnic Englishman and I’m tired of pretending he’s not

>>509932688
statistically very few of them are like this, but you are most likely to see them in big cities

>>509935669
>statistically very few of them are like this,
If they are here they that is proof they are.

>>509935196
I live/work in rural areas so whatever comes on the radio is what I've got. Was only for 30 seconds, but it was enough to boil my piss.

Ed Sheerans song/video Azizam is coding a nuclear attack on NYC. There is a famous German anti-nuclear war song called 99 Red Ballons, filmed in a Dutch army base, (NYC connection). In his video there are 119 pink balloons, and the song is an Iranian word for My love.

>>509935503
You're right
When you hear them speak.... literal 90 IQ.
In times past they'd be medical spastics
Im always shocked by it

>>509935916
can't stand that song bring chappell roan back

>>509932081
>The idea that immigrants are prioritised over British nationals for social housing is what the academic Rob Ford calls a “zombie myth”: it refuses to die. The 2021 Census found just 7 per cent of people in social housing in England and Wales had a non-UK passport (compared to 10 per cent of non-UK passport holders in the general population).
Retard perspective, almost no one with a non-UK passport should be in social housing. If you can't support yourself, you should return home
>It’s also untrue that recent migrants are filling spots: almost all social housing tenants born abroad have been living in Britain for decades. Most new arrivals have “no recourse to public funds” and so can’t claim benefits or apply for a council house.
And this is just pure obfuscation, as it's intentionally omitting the housing of recent migrants in hotels, and more recently initiatives for private contractors like Serco to snap up private rentals for housing migrants. "But it's not *council* housing!" it's still a state-funded residence, don't play dumb, faggot.
Besides which, local authorities have a statutory duty to provide housing for children and/or disableds, regardless of if they have NRPF or not. That includes migrants. It may not be true 'council housing', but it will be housing paid for by the council (here in the SW, they pay exorbitant sums to put them in caravans and holiday cottages during the off-seasons)
>The zombiest stat of all is that nearly half of London’s council housing is occupied by non-Brits. The Telegraph had to run a correction after repeating this bogus story in June. The accurate figure is that 48 per cent of London’s social housing is occupied by foreign-born heads of household
Mental-midget hair-splitting. "Oh, well it's actually just 48% *foreign born*, they could still have British passports!" don't care, see above for 'if you can't support yourself, go home'.

Vossi Bop is the theme of a generation.

How does one invest in the total ashes of a country?

>>509932688
>>509935669
i live in a shithole area of kent and every woman with a baby and no father in sight has a mixed child, even the frumpy fat ones. genuinely why are they like this

>>509936368
Tin sheets and hammers.

Scranned me chippy tea it was good

>>509935916
>Ed Sheeran
>Edge Iran
Produced by Ilya Salmanzadeh

>>509936368
join the rape gangs, they have mega council connection insiders. The councils are about to liquidate and are giving everything away.

Paki guy bought a former infirmary for a fiver, Get in.

>>509936585
Was it from a halal chippy?

Imagine relying on the state when it's already pushed retirement to 68 and it's telling you state pension will be bankrupt by 2035 but for some reason you think they'll keep buying you brand new cars, paying your rent and giving you spending forever while you contribute nothing.
Just imagine that

>>509936368
>Yield farming the statutory obligations of the British state is one of the easiest ways to generate income.
>You cannot short the social contract.
>But you can lease it back to the state at 7% + CPI.

>>509936585
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo dab dub dub

You're the Scranman!

>>509936648
Nah it's white people near a rugby ground

>>509936743
you've not taken AI integration into account
the projected analysis is based on present-economic conditions, and present economic style / model
when AI integration kicks into gear everything will change and a massive restructuring will occur which will change everything including welfare and pensions
because most labour will be outsourced to AI and automation until there is nothing left except creative pursuits / the arts and stuff like that

>>509936743
Should rebrand as Boing

bump

https://xcancel.com/NadiaWhittomeMP/status/1942635510566187338#m
>The UN has written to the government about disability cuts in the UC and PIP Bill
>It says it "has received credible information" indicating that the Bill will "deepen the signs of regression" on disabled people's rights in the UK.
>The Bill must not proceed.
Fuuuuuuck lads, the UN is about to get serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=084irEAQrLQ

>>509936743
i remember some greasy little yid coming round trying to flog all the new starters a pension.
"It's worth more to me in my pocket at the moment" is what I said. What I meant was "Fuck off".

>>509936951
AI in networking is pretty helpful desu

>>509936904
>work out with LA areas have the most spacker kids
>open taxi firms
>do 4 journeys a day (2 drop offs, 2 returns)
>charge £50 each way
>£38k a year pre-tax

>>509936613
The town I live in are selling the police station. They're selling essentials frontline services, and reducing funding for the emergency services and putting money into vanity projects instead like bridges or a large new Council building where Councillors sit all day having meetings all day about wank all.
We are governed by absolute mongs.

>African delivery driver pulls up outside my house
>Takes a small box in one hand to a house down the street
>Walks back to the car pulls out an envelope
>Walks to another house further down the street
>Comes back again, takes another small parcel and walks back further down the street
>Returns and finally fucks off
Why are they like this?

>>509936972
I want war with the UN
Total UN death
Friday the 13th

>PC denies losing control in Manchester Airport brawl
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg3vzxyyw9o
>Cross-examining PC Marsden, Imran Khan KC, defending Mr Amaaz suggested that the officer caused Mrs Akhtar's injuries by hitting her with a Taser.
Hey is this that head kicking incident?
Didn't everyone watch the footage and see the one Muzzie thumping his mother in the face with extreme brainlet rage before he emotionally collapsed?

This is that one, right?

https://xcancel.com/unherd/status/1942852540934050283#m
>Integration isn’t about ethnicity — it’s about shared allegiance.
>The Tebbit Test was a blunt reminder of that fact, writes @yuanyi_z
Yes thank you Yuan Yi Zhu

>>509936423
reggae

>>509936368
You don't. You pay whatever tax they charge to invest overseas then gtfo as soon as you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0zPBsUsHLc
Bum...bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum

Gotta bum thru this

>>509937166
The muzzy barrister seems to be forgetting who is actually on trial here….

>>509937099
its empire, The capital is Israel
Cant really expect small scale governance other than promoting other ethnic groups to create the division needed to maintain control.

>>509936951
You're hoping Lilly will give you bennies.
Lol. Lmao even

>>509937289
imagine being too scared to front gobbo when you know where he lives and he's noncing on your kid

I consider josh a legit AI expert

>>509937099
the bridge i think you're referring to looks well shit and anachronistic as well

>>509937458
>Roko's benniesilisk

>>509937458
>wait, stop, I gave you sentie-ACK

>>509928388
You guys need to adopt some of the U.S. spirit. Everytime our government tries to ban something we start smuggling it so much that the government ends up giving up. I almost hope they try to do a full gun ban so we can all start getting easy access to full auto machine guns.

>>509937489
Everyone knows where he lives.
Stupid newfag.

>>509936979
>we contribute 14.4% for every £1 you invest in your pension
I'm fully invested

>>509937458
>misrepresentation
>reframe
>I accept your concession

>>509937489
I saved eddie's life, newfag

>be 18-40
>have to pay for pensioners, disabled, immigrants, women, etc.
Social contract's fucked, innit.

>>509937869
what happened

>>509937489
He saved eddie's life, newfag

>>509937791
coward scared of a disabled paedo ffs

>>509937869
eddie got killed back in 2021 by a crackhead
imagine not knowing this.

>>509937971
>>509932105
>The Daily Mail’s article about sickness benefits exceeding £25k is blatant propaganda and misrepresentation. It’s designed to provoke anger, not provide facts. Here’s why:

>Cherry-picked maximum figures
>It cites a rare, combined total from multiple benefits (Universal Credit + PIP + housing), but most people don't receive that.
>PIP is not based on income or unemployment—it’s a difficult-to-access benefit for disabled people:

>>509937903
just don't, I don't
I run my van on heating oil (based ford engines) and claim back the mythological fuel expense as tax offset.

>>509937903
whats a social contract?

I signed fuck all

>>509938017
he went on a mission to mount kailash to 'commune with the gods' and was never heard from again

>>509937971
Leadbetter is going to solve this

Eddie is a brown fat paki manlet just like gobbo, only difference between the two is that Eddie can tie his shoelaces

>>509938208
Why is Tom such a pseud?

Use online banking they said. Its easy they said. Fucking Barclay's app keeps crashing cause some dickhead thought its be great having a movie play in the background.

>>509938358
But he can't pull a trigger

Evening lads, hope josh dies this year.

>>509938639
you are the product
not the customer

>>509937971
>a full time on minimum wage will earn £22,500 after tax + breathing tax
That seems roughly right but why does it feel high?
Am I not used to the current minimum?
>>509938081
>PIP is not based on income or unemployment—it’s a difficult-to-access benefit for disabled people:
I'm confused how it's easy to access.
Every time I look at it, it says "You need a physical or menthol elf + doctor's note if u can" and I can't just believe everyone has that. Back when I was having anxiety attacks multiple times a day are NHS put me in a waiting list, then when I got to the "interview" I said my anxiety had reduced to one a day which meant I was no longer eligible for help, and said help was CBT and when I asked how that helps the woman was silent for an entire minute as if I said something wrong.

Imagine thinking they'll let you sit in a flat and push you into a Capita HMO when ngubu, his wife and six kids will be happy in that flat.
Just imagine that

>>509938379
if his voice matched his face he'd probably just be a guy working at a bank

>>509934571
the problem is that the news isn't free though
it's bought

>>509938835
>"You need a physical or menthol elf + doctor's note if u can" and I can't just believe everyone has that.
they fake it

>>509936275
>almost all social housing tenants born abroad have been living in Britain for decades
You don't understand, they've been useless parasites for decades, that's fiiiiine

>>509938081
>PIP is not based on income or unemployment
That's a bad thing. It ought to be means-tested.
>it’s a difficult-to-access benefit for disabled people:
Evidently not, there's currently 3.7 million claimants in England & Wales (in a total population of 60.7 million, so just over 6%). 37% of those receive the highest level award
https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/personal-independence-payment-statistics-to-january-2025/personal-independence-payment-official-statistics-to-january-2025
It can't be that inaccessible of 6% of the population, 1-in-20 people, can get on it

I keep all my cash rolled up in a pringles tube that's shoved up my arse

>>509938835
it does feel high, but that's where they want everyone to be, just hovering above the bread line.

>>509938808
Might open an account with Dave's bank

>>509939011
>It ought to be means-tested.
It ought to not exist

why did everyone act like the new pakistani airport bros footage was new and and interesting story when we already had the full footage when it happened

>>509939019
you've still got to declare arse cash though?

>>509939227
>>509939180
>>509939133

thats me having my tea lads

>>509938999
>they've been useless parasites for decades they have. Not right it isn't. Should be my money it should. Been a useless dosser for three decades me I have but that's alright it is because my parents were dole scroungers as well they were so that means I'm grandfathered into scrounging it does.
He doesn't realise they can change the rules tomorrow

jsut pulled a hammy trying to kick a wasp, they're back ffs

>>509938835
>I'm confused how it's easy to access.
its not, by any metric
>Every time I look at it, it says "You need a physical or menthol elf + doctor's note if u can"
no, thats not what it says, what it says is you need medical history evidence of the conditions you're claiming for and how they affect you. thats massively different from a doctor's note. they need your info thats on file with rNHS to verify your claim
>Back when I was having anxiety attacks multiple times a day are NHS put me in a waiting list, then when I got to the "interview" I said my anxiety had reduced to one a day which meant I was no longer eligible for help,
yeah because they want to reduce waiting lists and will only see you if you either are, or are close to being a worst case scenario
but thats specifics, thats specifically for anxiety at the point of application of pip too
most people who get pip get it AFTER diagnosis and AFTER treatment, with a history already established

>>509939011
>That's a bad thing. It ought to be means-tested.
its not means tested for good reason
because the average disabled person has many more costs than the average non-disabled person
PIP is meant to mitigate that
means testing it would defeat the purpose of its existance entirely
so your position obviously isn't logical

>It can't be that inaccessible of 6% of the population, 1-in-20 people, can get on it
1 in 20
that means 19 in 20 can't
and a massive portion of that 1 in 20 have difficulties getting it, many don't, without having to go to a tribunal
so its really not as cut and dry as you make it
you seem to be trying to simplify everything for effect, because you have personal bias

>>509939423
Only if they can reach in and count the cash. The taxmans hand won't fit in a pringles tube, but a childs hand will *wink*

>>509939528
Imagine having any faith in the British establishment in the coming decades to maintain any of its promises let alone its financial obligations. I only topped up a few missing NI years under great duress (aka to make my dad shut up)

>>509939652
https://youtu.be/Zs4uQ6DfKV8?t=183

>>509939760
he'll get his hand right up in there no sweat

>>509932081
>by anus jeet
cool story bro

>don't like talking about money and investing me I don't. Don't understand it me I don't. Haven't got any money me I haven't. Don't like you lot talking about getting out me I don't. Like talking about mundane shit me I do. Need to talk about me you do. Get annoyed I get a meagre handout. Makes me feel happy that does. Don't talk about getting out. Makes me mental elves flair up it does
Just imagine being left in this country dependant on a state that wants you gone. Just imagine

>>509940014
in his arse?

>>509940176
I'm jewish and autistic
you have no idea how powerful that makes me landlordanon mate

Haha

>>509940014
1 out? OUTRAGEOUS WHERE WILL NGUBE LIVE??

>>509932081
immigrants haven't caused any strain on the NHS or public services

immigrants have not contributed at all to housing issues

immigrants have not contributed to any strain on welfare

immigrants have not caused certain types of crime to increase or certain kinds of attacks.

There is nothing wrong with millions upon millions of people, cities worth of people every single year being introduced to a small island which is incapable of producing growth in order to meet the demands of millions.

Immigrants are the perfect group of people. Chud.

>>509940014
Is Diane Abbot helping him?

>>509940252
*inbred

>>509940014
i would just like to follow up by saying this is completely real

they will send back ~50 a week

17 in
1 out

>>509940304
prods are going to burn it, aren't they?

>>509939715
>you need medical history
>not a doctor's note
>that's massively different
Whilst it's bureaucratically different, the same hands write it
>most people who get pip get it AFTER diagnosis and AFTER treatment, with a history already established
Anon saying 1-in-20 makes it sound like either most of society is disabled or they're getting free money for the wrong reasons.

>>509940014
For every 17 we take, we hand 1 back to France?

We're living in some sort of fucking parody reality.

>>509940486
It's not real

>>509940460
Yes
It will be very based

>>509940486
you have to understand, Starmer only agreed to be PM if they agreed to subject him and the country to ever increasing humiliation rituals.
It's a fetish.

>>509940486
and they will clearly just shit on that deal anyway, or just get on the next wogtaxi instantly

Keep stuffing your face and drinking and sitting all day and getting fatter and weaker.

170 in
1 in

>>509940668
I'm designing a gun

>>509940571
it is real

>>509940571
you dumb cunt

>>509940717
isn't 2710 in a bit frugal?

>>509939715
>its not means tested for good reason
>because the average disabled person has many more costs
Yes, that's the point of means testing; to determine if they're able to meet those costs without additional state support. 'Being disabled has associated costs' doesn't automatically mean disabled people lack the means to meet those costs independently. You get that, yeah?
>1 in 20
>that means 19 in 20 can't
You fucking mongoloid, it's 1-in-20 of the ENTIRE population of England & Wales. "3.7 million... in a total population of 60.7 million," there are not 60.7 million disabled people in E&W, you absolute spastic

>>509940844
it's every 20 minutes

>https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2079748/keir-starmer-Macron-returns-deal-flop
>Keir Starmer set to agree 17-in, one-out migrant deal with France in negotiating flop
>UK had hoped for a one-in, one-out exchange deal with Emmanuel Macron this week to kill people smugglers' business model.
It is....r-real??

>>509940956
>UK had hoped for a one-in, one-out exchange deal
>agrees to SEVENTEEN in, ONE out

Fucking 17

/tv/ mods hate me for some reason.

>>509940463
not really because a doctor's note is just a note your GP gives you to tell you that you can have time off work or whatever
your medical history is everything in your NHS file from childhood until present day. two completely different things spanning different time periods and the latter will be written by lots of different medical professionals and will give a far more cohesive, contextual analysis of your overall condition
a doctor's note just says "anon is sick, needs time off"

>Anon saying 1-in-20 makes it sound like either most of society is disabled or they're getting free money for the wrong reasons.
iirc 1 in 4 people have some sort of debilitating condition or disability
thats roughly 20% of the population
which makes sense because:
1 - ageing population
2 - people having kids later
3 - financial crisis leading to poorer health from stress + cheap food
4 - lack of healthcare / support due to nhs backlog and lack of funding for support services
5 - boat people clogging up infrastructure
many of these conditions could've been circumvented early if the country wasn't in dire straits infrastructurally

secondarily, only about 1 in 4 people with a disability actually receive pip

so 20% of the population have a condition that makes them eligable for pip
but only 20% of those eligable for pip get it based on the actual numbers (3.7 million successful claims)

>>509941104
Worst board on this site.
You’re not missing anything there.

it cannot be real, how do you go from 1-1 to 17-1, how did we lose 16 further times

>cor dead clever at filling in a form me I am. Got to be 160 IQ to fill in a form designed for retards and non English speakers you have. Dead clever me I am. Filled in me name and address and debased myself for a few pounds I did. Living the dream I am
Imagine thinking they won't take it off your tomorrow

>>509941104
did you moan about the amount of troons in the soaps?

>>509941050
Reminds me of Cameron going to Brussels in early 2016 to get a better deal, getting publicly laughed at and subsequently everyone being just oh so shocked when Leave won.
>>509941275
Just another Keef "Art of the Bum Deal" Starmer masterclass, lucky we don't also have to pay the French £16 trillion

>>509941275
and we got the cunts over for a fucking dinner party.

>>509941324
nope. I just replied to a thread about some guy who got shot by a zoomer

>>509940898
>Yes, that's the point of means testing; to determine if they're able to meet those costs without additional state support. 'Being disabled has associated costs' doesn't automatically mean disabled people lack the means to meet those costs independently. You get that, yeah?
whether or not they can afford them independently doesn't matter, the fact of the matter is the bulk of people who can afford those costs independently would not be able to without extra support. so without pip, they would never have been able to get to that point in the first place

>You fucking mongoloid, it's 1-in-20 of the ENTIRE population of England & Wales.
thats what I was referring to you low IQ subhuman

>>509941428
laughing at us

>>509940956
>french media reports
whatever

>>509940014
fuck off that this is real.

>17 in, 1 out
>gangs? smashed

>>509926448

LORD MOUNTBOTTOMS

>>509941524
he's a man who likes to smash gangs of men
he doesn't like it so much when those gangs of men smash back

New

>>509941629
>>509941629
>>509941629

>>509941524
tbf 17 on 1 is a good gangbang

>>509941162
>your medical records are written by medical professionals
>a doctor's note? pff, no medical professionals write those!

>>509941162
>iirc 1 in 4 people have some sort of debilitating condition or disability
It's 24% of the population having some form of disability, not necessarily debilitating or requiring PIP
Of those who report disability, 45% are above state pension age, and therefore not entitled to claim PIP. Another 11% are children, and therefore not yet entitled to claim PIP (minimum age 16). So only 10.6% of the pop. are both disabled, and within the relevant age bracket for PIP https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9602/
>>509941491
>whether or not they can afford them independently doesn't matter,
Yes, it fucking does. The whole principle of a social safety net falls apart if it's being used by people capable of managing without.
>the fact of the matter is the bulk of people who can afford those costs independently would not be able to without extra support
If that were so, means-testing would barely make a difference anyway, so why not just do it?
>thats what I was referring to you low IQ subhuman
You think 1-in-20 people across the ENTIRE population being on a single type of benefit is fine and normal?

>>509941817
>misrepresentation
I accept your concession