It turns out Mars has manmade global warming too. This is not good. We are killing our planet so hard that other planets are feeling it. All due to climate denying MAGA extremists. We need to switch to 100% solar and wind energy IMMEDIATELY!!!
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/no-escape-theres-global-warming-mars-too

>>509941138 (OP)
>134°f
Are you effing kidding me?!? This is NOT survivable. We are doomed unless we implement a carbon tax!

what a stupid fucking thread

>>509941221
We are going into uncharted territories

Lmao one of the first things that comes up in any terraforming Mars story is how to raise the temperature of Mars to liquify water

>>509941138 (OP)
what it actually means:
THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!

>>509941233
I’m sorry, there are people here who actually care about the environment. Like myself.

>>509941138 (OP)
It's crazy how utilizing digital thermometers rather than mercury and comparing the data is inaccurate huh? It's almost as if a bunch of liquid in a tube isn't an exact science

>>509941473
I'd actually think it's more indicative of technology being faulty because an element isn't going to arbitrarily change how it acts
they use mercury for that reason, hasn't changed for a millennia because that's just how it works
shit like that doesn't just stop working and you're dumb for thinking that
this is like someone saying "wood doesn't catch on fire as good as it used to"
it's just so fucking stupid

>>509941336
Yep pretty much this. Right on que German micronova anon

>>509941138 (OP)
April 4, 2007 at 12:36 pm

"new"?

>>509941336
>Almost nobody is ready

>>509944628
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>509941138 (OP)
I know this thread is satire but don’t these people know that viewing mars on a telescope will look totally different from the images given by science academics?

>>509941390
...except the sea level isn't rising.

>>509941233
Actually it's a very smart thread that makes a trillion dollar green energy and carbon trading market look like the retarded scam and larceny it is.

>>509941138 (OP)
The idiots on TV and the Internet will blame global warming when a comet hits us, too. I saw a clip from the view where one of the snappy finger ladies blamed earthquakes on global warming.

>>509941138 (OP)
hmm. makes me wonder if maybe the sun has something to do with it all. same solar system and all

>>509941138 (OP)
>doubt the earth is warming despite living on it and having access to perfectly accurate historical record
>believe without question an unsourced info graphic that says mars is warming despite lacking any direct temperature recordings

Is this the power of right wing conspiracyfag thinking?

>>509941221
it was in the 130's in iraq summer of 2008. still did foot patrols carrying 80 lbs of gear. quit being gay

>>509941138 (OP)
le sigh, I'll gladly pay more taxes to stop the damn oil lobby from making Mars uninhabitable.

>>509941473
For thermometers that have a high range of 260° C, accuracy below 100° C is ± 1°-2° C for both mercury and non-mercury thermometers. Above 100° C mercury thermometers have an accuracy range of ± 1.5° C, while non-mercury have an accuracy limit of ± 3° C.

>>509941336
2046

>>509947878
(You) sure about that, bud?

>>509941390
>Ice loss
Except for the fact that both Greenland and Antarctica are gaining ice pack.
>Warming
Inconsequential if real, especially compared to predictions, Harden through Gore to AOC. How accurate were thermometers 150 years ago? How accurate are your tree ring and other indicators at such short time scales?
>thermal expansion
Isn't happening because the abyss waters aren't warming because the models are inaccurate.
If you want something to be scared of, worry about the North Atlantic thermohaline cycle reversing. People always say it's going to stop but thermodynamics says that convection needs to do something.

>>509944962
is there any getting ready for such a thing if it actually happened? if the turmoil that would supposedly follow it is actually how it went I find it hard to believe that even the best underground bunkers would be a guaranteed safe bet.

>>509948615
4 whole inches?! And where is that measurement precisely? the ocean is not a uniform height in fact there are huge discrepencies from area to area.

>>509948638

>>509948615
>4" sea level rise in 30 years
Utter bollocks. Miami would be flooded out.

>>509948833
the sea floor is lowering, so it evens out

>>509941138 (OP)l
>Manmade martian global warming

>>509948220
>perfectly accurate historical record
Like tree rings?

>>509948615
>The ocean is rising
>But you can’t tell by looking at it you need to be a scientist to see it
Yeah, I’m not believing the sea level bullshit until the logs on the beach start getting pushed up higher. (They haven’t in 30+ years).

>>509948830
This adds weight to the micro nova hypothesis since it's well known that the oceans hold far more CO2 than the atmosphere, the oceans are the earth's carbon sink, if the sun is doing weird shit with mars then it is clearly doing weird shit with the earth's oceans which cover 70% of it's surface. Outgassing from the oceans at an increased rate due to an increase of whatever frequency of light is fucking Mars up is far more likely than the tiny 3% of total humans are said to contribute, not that fucking CO2 has any effect on the climate, it's purely an indicator of changes that happen AFTER THE FACT.

>>509948615
>>509948830
>no links
>made up bullshit with paint

>>509951476
Like packed ice or some shit.

>>509941138 (OP)
tax time. sure it would help raising some taxes. i'm very concerned jupiter's eye has been shrinking these recent years. maybe another tax would be appropriate.

>>509951987
This makes me wonder what Venus' cloudtop and surface temperatures are like right now.

>>509948830
Perhaps the solution is a billion more Chinese and Indians?

>>509941138 (OP)
oh man
the nearby planet also in an ice age is reversing course the same as we are, despite being removed from the affects of anthropogenic CO2 emissions?
Huh
What could possibly be affecting both planets toward warming?

>>509941138 (OP)
No it just meand that its sun driven, you should be happy about this it means its not humans doing it. Maybe making it worse but not doing it.
Are you stupid?

>>509941138 (OP)
It’s also off gassing from the planets core. The age of our solar system. This is the lifecycle of a planet. In many years it will get worse and then it will stop off-gassing and die

>>509955421
>you should be happy about this it means its not humans doing it.
since its sun driven it also means there is nothing that can be done about it and that by itself is very scary for most people, just doesnt sit right with them that they cant control their fate.
so jews came up with the "man made climate change" scam so they can steal trillions from the public and enrich themselves.

>>509954996
Our existence cause global warming on the entire universe, chud!

>>509941138 (OP)
THE

>>509952118
ice core samples arent all that accurate

When is the next copedate for when coastal cities will be under water

>>509948830
80% of the earths history it was so warm it had no permanent ice on the surface at all. At times it had tropical rain forest from pole to pole, a CO2 level 8 times of today and huge lizards roaming the continents.

>>509941138 (OP)
Who wants to go to Mars anyway? Elon is just going to turn it into Mumbai 2.0.

>>509941336
we both know earth is flat though...
also why has only ben mentioned this oddity in picrel, but only once in passing and no one else has mentioned it...
100 fold increase in electron content at L1 is nuts

>>509941336
Based Micronova poster

>>509941138 (OP)
>>509941336
>global warming on mars
Doesnt this shit just prove the Sun is causing all of this? I swear its way brighter than it used to be.

>>509958187
>earth is flat
flat earth is a jewish psyop to distract people from the earths plasma core and the electric sun.
without these you cannot ever figure out whats truly going on.
>>509960028
the Sun is going through some changes and like the other nearby stars it is also going to Nova soon.
we have 1 maybe 2 decades left before it happens.

>>509960369
Oh I agree its electric, its a requirement to make tides and many other things work.
Ignoring the jewish semantics games surrounding Aether, Airy, Michelson, and relativity, the modern laser ranging experiments should be enough to at least cause suspicion?
Have a black sun caught on GOES for your time

>>509960858
>Oh I agree its electric
then you must agree that it is indeed a globe.
>the modern laser ranging experiments should be enough to at least cause suspicion?
which ones?

>>509962290
The LoRa distance record is over 1200km, and there are dozens of 10-30km tests with lasers.
The Coriolis force is just the Lorentz force, and that is why its only observed at extreme velocities with conductors.

>>509941138 (OP)
Quick, open thd borders and give up all your property to Klaus Schwab.

>>509960028
The sun is trying to kill us. The sun is a fucking jew!

I guess end-game white flight is back to digging tunnels.

Cool so we've established non human factors can affect the climate. Can we stop having all these taxes and laws imposed on us? No? Oh right because it was never about the climate.

>>509941138 (OP)
>>509941336

>>509941138 (OP)
Noooooooo! Think of *shuffles notes* the weather on Mars!!!

>>509941336
is that why the sun keeps getting more white every year?

>>509941336
>micro
kek wake me up when the macronova comes

>>509941138 (OP)
So theres people on Mars causing their climate change the same way Earth people are causing our climate change?
Or is it that people don't cause climate change? It just happens because its normal for planets to change over time?

>>509941138 (OP)
maybe it's quantum entanglement from our pollution

>>509962687
>>509964003
ok and?
>>509964405
>The sun is a fucking jew!
actually the present sun is the anti jew, jews hate the sun because they cant trick it, cant bribe it, cant control it, cant reason with it. it also kinda cucked their previous civilizations and their "God" (the saturnian sun before the capture event) and revealed their entire religion and rituals as a failure.
there is some real butthurt from jews towards the sun.
its upcoming Micronova will destroy the top jew bloodlines, family business, their legacies and make their titles and scams and moneys worthless and there is no hiding from it.

>>509941138 (OP)
It does not matter whether human made global climate change is true or not. The evidence hardly matters when the end result will always be the same.

If it's not true then climate will change at its normal speed for us to adapt to, if nature decides to shaft us of its own accord we can't do anything about it.
If it's real we have demonstrated humans are incapable of dealing with such a huge problem, so we can't do anything about it.
Any solution provided seem to require us raping the earth more, so we can't do anything about it. IE. Digging up the earth to put a battery in everything.

>>509965158
Well it sort of makes the 'wave of dust and plamsa blasting out from the sun' land a bit different...
I forget if ben touches on 'land tides' and how the ground is hydrodynamic in nature.

>>509960028
yeah sun accounts for majority of climate. Can't really say "We need to tax you because the sun took a giant shit this year" though so they literally just ignore it or, my personal favorite joke, they deliberately exclude it from studies and then when the variables inevitably come back all fucked up, they just plug in "man made causes" to make up for it.

lol
lmao
lmfroflkek

Climate (((""""""""""science""""""""""))) is a disgrace and a joke in every measurable way.

>>509941138 (OP)
Thus proving what conspiracy theorists have said all along: THE SUN'S TEMPERATURE is the sole cause of temperature changes on Earth.

>>509965006
the earths magnetic field is weakening, the weather is changing, the atmosphere is changing, the insides of the earth are changing, the rotation speed is changing.
every other planet and moon is also going through changes and of course the sun does too.
>>509965030
did you know that a star can rapidly go up and down the Hertzsprung Russel diagram in a matter of months?

>>509941138 (OP)
It's the apex of hubris to think you understand the climate patters of a 4 billion year old planet when you have approximately 100 years of real data.
Everything is a money grab, the root of all evil is money, kikes are intimately intertwined in finance and more importantly, interest.

>the sun
>micro nova
People are discounting the possibility that the solar system is at the edge of an area of change in deep space.

>>509941138 (OP)
>>509941336
>>509942512
You are never ever leaving this enclosed plane alive you retarded golems. CGI is all you get in this life, which is more than you deserve anyway.

>509967745

>>509964675
Mars has like no atmosphere. Let me guess, they point to nothing?

>>509969637
if you want a redpill on Mars, watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRV1e5_tB6Y

>>509941336
This is the only response that makes any sense whatsoever.
I mean why is jeff bezos building a 10,000 year giant clock inside of a hollowed out mountain??

>>509941390
Yes, I care about the environment. That's why I know closing clean factories in 1st world countries and moving them to dirty 3rd world factories doesn't actually help anything.
That's why I know 1st world countries castrating themselves while telling 3rd world countries they can do whatever they want doesn't actually help anything.
I also live near on a harbour and know the water hasn't risen for shit in 40 years.

>>509956236
>steal trillions from the public and enrich themselves and start sunlight shading trials in the UK without public knowledge
Fixed

>>509970205
everything is about the Micronova one way or another

>>509965837
>100 years of real data
If you can't understand other methods of data collection then you should just let the adults talk. Ignorance is not a virtue.

>>509970407

>>509941390
I care that there are 8 billion too many people and coastal cities can't drown soon enough

>>509970743
Why don't you start by killing yourself?

>>509970558

>>509970826
Ironically I'm researching active volcanoes that let tourists get close to the crater so I can recycle my carbon

>>509948638
>If you want something to be scared of
the death the bees!

>>509941390
The thermal expansion of water is damn near nil.

>>509941138 (OP)
>says literally NOTHING about what caused it
>SAAR IT IS MANMADE SAAR
why are polshitskinniggers like this?

>>509965837
>usury scheme with creates money out of thin air is on an obvious failure track.
>suggests new scheme which makes money out of 400ppm of thin air.
Tiresome, anons.

>>509948830
400ppm absorbs 99% of the energy CO2 could potentially absorb from the sun already.

You could quadruple it to 1600ppm and you wouldn't increase temperatures an inch. You would, on the other hand, massively increase the amount of plant growth on the planet.

>>509941138 (OP)
This just in, /pol/. A storm on Saturn...JUST GOT SLIGHTLY LARGER! Oh my God! We are fucked!

>>509941138 (OP)
Science is all fake and gay.