Thread 509946922

smuggie thread

>>509947242
>>509947193
'emmy

searched my PC for old smuggies
stumbled across memes I made 4 years ago, they were top notch compared to memes I make nowadays

where has time and passion gone?

nice collection

man i love smuggies

>>509947091
That Irish guy looks DEVIOUS

Notice how none of these ever attack Jews but almost all of them attack Muslims in some way. That's because they were made by a kike.

>>509948357
:(

>>509951014
We can't use them to parody Jews because that's how they act normally.

>>509951512
> picrel
don't know why my fellowg germans go crazy for this stuff - eating it always makes me stick, too much blubber and fat

>>509951769
> stick
sick*

>>509947288
Pretty sure large parts of the Bible describe how God will destroy the wicked.
I like it.

The "Synagogue of Satan" is Christ's own words, by the way.

>>509947242
This one aged poorly. The left pushed so far and right pushed back so far that now old democrats are now becoming so right that they don't even care that we're openly racist and anti tranny now.

>>509952119
Yeah, the foreskin god will smite them in two weeks and you should turn the other cheek meanwhile

>>509952737
Oh man, things take time. Aaauuh aaaaah!

Time is still passing?! STILL? AAAAAA

>>509952119
>also the parts that i interpret as condemning jews and homosexuals
its so fuckin funny that your rebuke is to prove it right

>>509950230
Accurate, I am consistently up to no good. One might say .... D E V I L I S H

>>509951014
there are plenty that attack jewish values and the things they push
most smuggies are relics from the 2015-2020 era when the alt right was flourishing and focused on attacking hyper progressive left wingers

>>509954658
mutts should definitely get fully vaccinated and science juice boosters

>>509953809
Your smugs aren't very catchy, Moshe.

>I pay attention to parts I like!
>I ignore parts I don't like!

...I guess, but it doesn't really sting like a smuggie devised by a Gentile. Because Gentiles understand logical fallacies. So when they point out an inconsistent argument, it stings. You'd understand that if your people saw words as more than mere playthings to craft illusions.

this are too good

>>509953809
It's a big, meaningful book, you know. I'd be perturbed if there wasn't parts I struggled with.

I imagine it's the same for you when God asks you to be decent in the Torah.

>>509955177
This one is pretty good

>>509955013
>most smuggies are relics from the 2015-2020 era when the alt right was flourishing and focused on attacking hyper progressive left wingers
All that shit was a cringe psyop which is why these memes are so stale and aged poorly. The people who made these memes unironically watched Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson

>>509946922 (OP)
Impressive collection


>>509951014
>all of them attack Muslims in some way.
the mohamadian victim complex is not much different then the kikes

>>509946998
This one is actually pretty on the ball. I hear so many hot takes that all revolve around
>we were all immigrants and it made something good
>ethnic food is yummy
>this one ethnic person 100 years ago, that was incredibly integrated to American culture and surrounded by whites, invented a thing!
>do you want to pick your own crops?!

>>509947288
stick a shotgun in your mouth and paint your walls red faggot.

>>509957773
Kek. Had a few people like that. As someone who carries almost every day I just internally laugh when I hear people complain about too many guns.

>>509953809
Kek saving

>>509953809
this is fucking trash its not even a smuggie, nice troll I guess.
>haha i posted utter garbage ironically for the 39049343 time haha

>>509952737
>>509953809
The "parts I interpret" as condemning homosexuals and jews and pacifism are correct, and those interpretations are the correct interpretations.

Your point is just "every Christian ever, including the apostles and Jesus, was wrong about Christianity until the Jesuits became the overriding influence on the western church and the protestants all became gayer and more retarded by forgetting that even their redditor Messiah called for a universal exiling or killing of jews from Christian lands."

>>509957689
>The people who made these memes unironically watched Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson
uh yeah JP was kind of the face of the Alt Right for a while until we pressured him to acknowledge the jewish question and it turned out he was compromised like every other figure in power
you new here?

>>509957689
>>509958446
When JP said true things we agreed, when he said untrue things we disagreed, now he says untrue things all the time.

If a crack addict tells you the sun will rise tomorrow the truth doesn't change because he's retarded and "must be wrong".

>>509947091
the greeks are unnecessary though

>>509959866
If that's the worst of your problems you're blessed indeed. No one needs a perfect world.

>>509957907
>we were all immigrants and it made so
my family came here and worked basically as slaves. there was no welfare or help at all.
"people" coming in now get free housing food everything. its utterly ridiculous that anyone can compare the two scenarios

>>509958446
>>509958665
>>509959681
Gold. They want to bash men and toxic male traits until it reaches the actual source

>>509952119
Everyone else than /pol/ schizo christkikes knows what the Synagogue of Satan part is about though. Its the jew, Jesus, accusing a group of jews in front of him of being Molochists instead of practitioners of Judaism like Jesus himself.
Its not any kind of attack on the jew race, which he himself was a member of.
And the race is the problem and the problem can only be solved with racial politics. Christianity offers no defense against jews because its so moderate and tolerant of them.
Prechristian Europeans were "eradicate all jews", and Christianity made Europeans into "we have to convert the jews to christianity to save their souls". Its controlled opposition, no other way about it. Christianity was devised precisely to deradicalize Europeans and let jews gain control, which is exactly the effect it had. Jews would have never been able to enter Germanic pagan societies for example, it was only possible once they believed in jewish mythology.

>>509946922 (OP)
This one is my favorite.

>>509947288
This smuggie has no snap, no sting. There's no bare-bones laying out of an argument and following it right to the juncture where it no longer makes sense. That's what smuggies do. And I'm describing the key to making these things work, Moshe, because I genuinely believe Logic is a Godly virtue and you don't have it.
Smuggies are logical distillations. The White Man looks around, examines the arguments against him, and flicks them down with a meme. A meme, Moshe! A fucking meme! A single image with a silly face!

Imagine how many pages it would require for you to do the same. Imagine how the years it would take to wheedle your way into an institution that could give your garbage any credence. Imagine the flurry of words you string together - the avalanche of sashaying, imposing consonants you must flounce around in to drown the reader, exhaust him and confuse him so he merely accepts that your work is there and that must mean something.

And here the Gentile sits with his meme.

>>509960101
Dead on. They always cite European countries as a perfect model of a country. Mentioning free healthcare, tuition, public transit, and culture. While completely missing the fact that the country’s they praise are 80-90% white and staunchly racist. And when you introduce millions of foreign refugees to a giving and genius system is quickly topples the entire set up.

>>509958446
>uh yeah JP was kind of the face of the Alt Right for a while until we pressured him to acknowledge the jewish question and it turned out he was compromised like every other figure in power
Yeah, that's the point, these memes were made when people still believed in the fake "alt-right" and were gatekept from going beyond civic nationalism. That's why the jewish influence is obvious in hindsight.
I have a soft spot for smuggies, because they were a precursor to the modern right wing. But they were a product of their time, and you can see now how the people who made them were still caught up in the jewish dialectic as >>509951014 pointed out

>>509960368
I don't know, the people replying to it sound like they've been stung.

>>509960656
I know you crave attention, but I like tracing the edges of your mimicry. That's why I'm engaging.

>>509960514
>>509960585
>>509960463
These are pretty weak

>>509960847
i dont even know what they say anymore

>>509960893
Kek
>we should separate our society based on race and culture!
>you will??

>>509960929
This is the only conversation I care to have on the internet or in real life and I'm not all that interested.

>>509951014
>You can't hate sandniggers and kikes at the same time because....okay?
Why the fuck does this psyop keep being pushed here recently?

>>509950467
Kek favourite one out of whole thread. Those stats always piss me off because 99.9999% of people ever do not spend every second in the ocean

>>509950467
Reminds me of pic

>>509948195
>I agree that richfags are bad but that would also mean agreeing with commies so I'll throw in a caricature of one
You can believe things without neurotically passing them through a filter of "will I be called a leftist for this".

>>509951014

>>509947650
>>509949027

Funny that the only one to really cause seething is this >>509947288

>>509960419
I believe the alt right was genuine but we just put our faith in the wrong people. I guess if that's your definition of psyopped then I agree with you, but the important thing is that most of us didn't compromise our beliefs just because our leaders did a 180, we're just biding our time.
Besides that, normies weren't as open to the idea of attacking jews as they are now in the wake of the gaza genocide, the only real way to attack jews in most online spaces back then was to attack their antiwhite/feminist/marxist/neoliberal tendrils.

>>509959370
Kek. Lost.

>>509948564
Communists are antisemitic now goy. We’re on your side against the Nazi commies

>>509947288
This is a strawman. Smuggies are unironic.

Bump

>>509962648
>jews regret their decision to flood the west with muslims and now are trying to buddy up with the white people they were trying to genocide only a decade prior
i hate them so god damn much

>>509961711
This nigga is too retarded to understand a smuggie lmao. I guess you're five years old to not understand how relevant the entire thing is

>>509962440
Nigger the alt right was invented by Hillary Clinton overnight. I was informed I was alt-right after I had been an OPer in a /pol/ irc for two years by a pothead I knew. Imagine unironically calling yourself this fake term 10 years later. Kill yourself you fucking idiot.

>>509948466
I had a street taco once. I really don't see the big deal.

>>509952264
Two steps forward, one step back. Conservatism is a ratchet.

>>509963776
wat
spencer's magazine came out in 2008. Hilary did not invent the term 'alt-right'
and even if she did, who gives fuck. it gave a bunch of disorganized retarded internet trolls a flag to rally behind.
shitting on that identity isn't doing us any favors

>>509947288
This is great, it triggers the neochristcucks and knee jerk edgy christcucks as well as the old guard

>>509964098
DELETE THIS YOU SHITSKIN KIKE HOLE

>>509947288
I mean, they didn’t nail it but this is pretty close to what I believe.

>>509960368
I’m pretty sure this smuggy is a “no true Scotsman” and that’s precisely what it meant to be.

>>509964098
>being too stupid to figure out whites are being forcibly stopped from having kids and not choosing

>>509947288
This actually sounds pretty based

>>509966488
Also, why do kikes always try to make fun of certain groups but then always end up making them seem based?