I'm not. Women destroy everything.

If you bought a console after 7th gen you should probably kill yourself

>>509960104 (OP)
I haven’t played a halo since Reach
Based on what I’ve seen, it looks like power rangers

>>509960104 (OP)
Halo is kinda mid as a series man.

>>509960104 (OP)
>current year
>worried about his bing bing wahoos
Grow the fuck up cunt.

>>509960104 (OP)
why do some high earners still dress and look like shit?
That's some self -sabotage shit.

>>509960426
these are low IQ women that got their job by getting straight Ds in college

>>509960355
video games are the best art form in the world, why hate on vidya?

Halo was the white mans game until 2012. There will never be another like it

>>509960104 (OP)
It’s just a Halo CE remake

>>509960287
Honestly Reach is when Halo stopped being good
>>509960355
>>Crying like a faggot because people on here play Bing Bing wahoo
I hope you die in a nursing home, boomer faggot.

>>509960104 (OP)
I don't look forward to any new game.

>>509960104 (OP)
I don't really play games outside of old ps2 shit on my steamdeck.

it's either this or 'indie' developed live service gaymes with tranny/faggot discord mods.

choose wisely.

>>509960104 (OP)
>melissa boone
Close, but that is incorrect. Partial credit for partially correct.
>melissa coone
A+

>>509960879
>bottom right
Damn they butchered Keyes. These dykes can't stand women that are more attractive than them, even fictional ones kek

>>509960104 (OP)
bro where do they find these people they have to be actors

>>509960104 (OP)
Nope, it will be trash. They all are. I don't mind firefight every once in awhile but it's a Microsoft game - it will be chalk full to the brim with SBMM and EOMM nonsense which will basically turn the game into a retard babysitting simulator where there's no point in playing to win because the outcome of matches is not determined by skill level

Though online games are neat now with EOMM, if you hard carry consistently it will put you on with shitters then eventually girls (the EOMM wants you to keep queing) and so it will constantly put you in matches with girls as long as you're nice to them and carry them

I'm dead serious if I solo Q OverWatch past 10pm it's like 50% girls in my matches

>>509960749
I like video games too but I wouldn't get too invested in them. Most story based games are absolute trash. The only games I've been excited for or even cared about in the past decade are coming out this year though: MGS Snake Eater, Anno 117. That's it.

>>509960104 (OP)
They need a Weird Dude or Dudette working there; I get a very normie vibe which is worst. I want a girl that spends day and night obsessed with Shangheli biology because she has to get the genital's right for her fanfiction. I want a dude that is about to commit a crime against the state because he got top secret documents from some broke E-2 because he HAS to win a argument online about the Cannon penetration and power on the Scorpion Battle Tank. Weird as fuck right? Right! But they're gonna give there all on the game.

>>509960104 (OP)
There is something viscerally repellent to me about medium shots of women speaking to someone just off camera, especially when lit with soft 3-point studio lighting

>>509962392
>if I solo Q OverWatch past 10pm it's like 50% girls in my matches
Games that were 100% sausagefests for years suddenly have chicks playing them. TF2 is for turbo autist shut ins and yet I'm running into chicks on occasion. Hell I was playing a community server on fucking Counterstrike Source and there was a bitch in the voice chat there. What's causing this?

>>509960104 (OP)
Halo 5 cut local multiplayer, which was the only thing worthwhile about the halo series

>>509962738
Your brain can tell that there is something "Off" with it -- like it is so transparently soulless and corporate but they're trying to appear "normal" and "relatable". It has the same feeling that AI art gives. Even if you don't know it is AI, there is still *something* off about it. It doesn't even have to be obviously AI, but you can still tell.

>>509962529
I wanna make a mech game that's a mashup of street fighter and Gundam where mech's have weight classes and the player build and configure their mechs in fine detail then compete either PvP or PvE

I would be a great game but it would be really unpopular as the average IQ of a gamer now can barley navigate a UI interface so i'd attract the Factorio crowd where a small number of players are responsible for a huge chunk of hours played which is really bad for a teambased FPS style game (they only work with massive playerbases) so the game has to be retarded enough to appeal to 95 IQ zoomers with the attention span of a goldfish

>>509962991
I talked to a school teacher today and she basically told me that all zoomers are mentally ill retards and you cant tell the difference between ones with special needs and the normal ones because there is so much blending of the traits.

>>509962771
2 takes on this:
1. It's EOMM kicking in and just pairing up a good match - people who are willing to carry with people who are pleasant to carry. Girls do play videogames, it's real. My wife does, and yes, I hard carry her lol
2. a) The voices aren't real and it's the globalist cuck machine trying to bait you into doing something stupid or mean for Palantir purposes
2. b) The voices aren't real and they are just padding matches with 50-50 male female bots to dupe the shareholders (they have no legal way of telling if this is whats happening or not) into thinking the player count is still healthy when in fact it is 90% fake bots

>>509963112
Based zoom zooms

>>509963556
its not based when you have to deal with them all day.

>>509963112
They also can't seem to process reality in front of them, it's the most irritating shit in the world, they will just casually deny shit right in front of their own eyes

>Hey wtf bro, help
>You tried to 1v5, ran in, fell over and died. I feel like if I come rez you, you won't learn anything, even then pulling it off would be like 8x more skillful than what you'e showcased here. I think I might be on the wrong team, cowboy
>Fuck you I died because you wouldn't help

It's insufferable with this shit. Like you could smack them right in the face and be like noOoOo iT wAs tHe WiNd and they would fucking believe it. It's utter insanity with them. I can deal with the subborn horse, but what the fuck do you do when it refuses to believe there is water in front it

>>509960104 (OP)
Nah, theirs no going back to 2003 hosting XBC Halo 1 6v6 king of the hill on my lightning fast 1mb upload and booting foreign fags for high ping. I'll just leave it there where it belongs.

They made the new cortana into a mexican did they not? I'm not even american and i feel insulted

>>509960104 (OP)
Halo was mid from the very beginning, oversheilds make gunplay unsatisfying, they did vehicles well but that was it, its only popular because it came prepackaged with the original xbox, it was always the most generic slop imaginable

>>509964046
She probably talks like a derpy retard with a lisp now too, has a weird asymmetrical face, the saggy braless tits of a leatherfaced 35 year old turbotrad manwife and the sculpted buttocks of a 275 lb cafeteria lunch lady

>Self insertion is a helluva drug

Shit pissed me off with Halo Infinite, I am a badass killing machine, why is my AI assistant not a wicked sexy turbo hacker assassin with the dry humor of a seasoned warrior and the sultry edge of a /polette/ poster

No, instead we get a childish retard in the middle of a fucking warzone where everything you see is actively trying to kill you and who thinks participation ribbions and boxes of animal crackers are the best motivational mechanisms the infantile brain can conjure up.

Couldn't even mute the obnoxious retard though the Chief did constantly refer to her as "Weapon" because it was lossely understood she was too retarded to understand any explanation as to why so he just locked her out and largely ignores her like a chad

>>509960104 (OP)
I am convinced they are destroying every aspect of culture on purpose just to demoralize us.

>>509963896
It's funny because I noticed the same thing too. It's extremely concerning and nobody is doing research on it. I've noticed that they generally lack imagination and have no ability to think abstractly or even try to understand what someone is saying. They are always taking short cuts and refuse to think about anything.

When someone says something to me, even if it doesn't make sense, I will think about it, try to piece together what they are saying, try to give them the benefit of the doubt, treat them with good faith. Zoomers are the complete opposite. They don't listen to what you're saying. Their brain is shut off until they hear a buzzword and then they regurgitate verbatim some shit they saw on TikTok on YouTube. And when you start dismantling their argument, they get violent and start calling you "Incel!" "Pedo!" "Fascist!" "Racist!" etc. and then make a 5 hour long hit-piece on you for their 100 viewer YT channel.

>>509964935
They are literally this meme

>>509960104 (OP)
Every Halo game has always been female worship. A simp cuck running around trying to save a whore. MC literally puts her on a pedestal.
The only exception was Reach.

>>509964855
I think what it was is that they first recognized that video games were a great distraction, they kept young white males from engaging in real competition (we can't have that they will win) and so they went full bore with that but shit the bed once the internet came along and they realized young men started making friends online.

Then they realized their plan is going to backfire hardcore, there was groups of young white chads who were winners all hanging out and sharing ideas - this is literally the worst possible thing they can imagine happening - and so instantly it gets shut down just as hard as it got shut on

Just my 2 cents on it, and I think it's right because we all know what they are doing is not profitable in the industry - they are relying on ESG injections to keep them afloat, nobody is buying or playing the games anymore

I really only play vidya during long distance travelling now. And only Civ and Solaris.

>>509964855
The east makes video games, they understand the art. The west is sabotaging it on purpose because its preventing young men from enlisting in zog or "being patriotic". I mean look at this stupid thread alone, Halo, a series might as well have been created by the Dept. of Defense, uses US military terms and themes, US Navy ranks. The biggest game the west ever created is literally named, "Call of Duty".
The biggest game in the world is Minecraft, no western studio tries to replicate that. Any A or AA studio becomes prominent making a wholesome game is eventually swallowed up by a Fortune 100 western bloc corporation that immediately destroys it (on purpose).

They want everything to be a shooter, everything to be pvp. They keep making 'person kill other person' shit games, its by design. US media is zog programming across the board.

>>509960292
I mean, now it definitely is. Just like everything else foids touch.

>>509964935
>I've noticed that they generally lack imagination and have no ability to think abstractly or even try to understand what someone is saying
I'e tested this theory myself, and they are capable of doing it - it's only when it's for virtue signaling points or Reddit karma. They just need a little motivation. I think it's a defensive mechanism that acts as a moat to protect the precarious instability of harboring cognitive dissonance. It's why they bluescreen so hard when you say the magic words.

It's not even covert manipulation, it's just whoever gets their first. They are an empty receptacle. They think the sky is red, you show them it is blue, this should not be leading to an existential crisis where you viciously lash out and call for the immediate death of all who oppose your opinion

>Their brain is shut off until they hear a buzzword and then they regurgitate verbatim some shit they saw on TikTok on YouTube
Yeah it's almost as if they are literal NPC's and you can crash their dialogue tree by jukeing input responses and inducing a memory leak eventually leading to a bluescreen where they need a full reboot and recompile to recover. Normal people don't do this. Brainwashed people do this.

>Incel!" "Pedo!" "Fascist!" "Racist!"
Respond to them with this: "Say something that isn't a Reddit post"
Every time they say something, Google it, and screen cap the Reddit post with the highlighted phrase and send it to them
Make sure you have popcorn ready though, they will mald to the point of self destruction where they just start screaming in all caps at you above words outing themselves as the unstable and dangerous individuals they are

>>509960104 (OP)
Nope.
Same old jewish tricks, it's the exact same studio as 343 with the same incompetent management renamed.

They've not managed to get halo right in a decade despite constant pleads to give us another shot, it got so bad people started complaining to Bill Gates about it.

>>509965705
>You've been being groomed to readily except a war with China and/or Russia for the past 20 years
Yes. We have to defend Ukraine for *reasons*. We have to defend a shitty little island, losing hundreds of thousands of our own men, that we have no racial or historical connection to, for *reasons* -- the CCP are a "dictatorship" or something something that's why you need to go die!!

Look, if you are some racist weirdo who hates Chinese or Russian people and you also are suicidal, go sign up for the war yourself and leave the rest of us alone. It genuinely surprises me how little people care for their OWN life. Watch some drone footage of people being blown up and tell me you still want to go do that. Only a mentally ill person willingly signs up for this. You're not even fighting for the future of your own country...

>>509960104 (OP)
I still laugh at how shitty halo 4 is, wtf were they thinking lol

>>509961182
Literally this. I have MCC on it too

>>509965705
Also I'm not accusing you of saying any of that. I was talking about people in general. The NAFOcels on YouTube and reddit in particular.

>>509966145
It's a microsoft game. They don't have to develop anymore. They pay women to sit around in spinny chairs and have zoom meeting about how important they are. It's adult daycare for women to prevent them from having children. It's why they are all transitioning to AI, they will give women the authority to wield the AI and like a child, they will think that they are the great masters of creation when the true hilarity of it is an LLM actually outperforms the women in constructing prompts for the game code AI anyways (nobody even tell them that though, fucking KEK) and so those in the know are MORE than happy to just sit around and let the women pump their own tires about how stronk and empowered they are by sipping lattes and reading emails

The whole thing is actually pretty fucking hilarious but it's just fucking shitty because they can't even prompt half decent slop out anymore

>>509960104 (OP)
Anytime men are having a good time without women they have to destroy it.

>>509966292
Yeah I get it, but its deeper than that even. US doesn't allow anything in their media to be anything other than programming.
More than half the men who join the military now do so because they were convinced to do so by a movie, a series or a video game.

>>509965936
I think that a lot of it comes from being extremely sheltered because everyone is obsessed with "Protec the chilren!", being constantly bombarded with propaganda, and being addicted to dopamine from a young age because their parents sit them in front of an ipad when they're toddlers. Imagine if you gave a three year old meth. I'd say that's the equivalent lol

>>509966592
There is a guy named Wyatt Stagg. He doesn't talk about war stuff but he makes videos showing how movies are subtle psyops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qxr6VVqtM

He is not woke even though the video title might make it appear so.

>>509965705
>The biggest game the west ever created is literally named, "Call of Duty"
The U.S. Navy funds a large portion of StarCraft II tournaments...

>>509960220
fpbp

>>509966960
>I think that a lot of it comes from being extremely sheltered because everyone is obsessed with "Protec the chilren!"
The government has to pass laws against even talking about some subjects because their target population segment is so hopelessly defenseless from the Government psyoping them and preconditioning them for propaganda reception that even a single conversation which has the magic words is enough to cause a cascading catastrophic failure of social cohesion of such magnitude they will jail you for life for even speaking about it

Now, i'm not sure if that's a result of squalor of promiscuity of mind but in either case, the Government is so woefully inept at propaganda they have to reduce the cheat code to "press X to indoctrinate" otherwise they will consistently fuck it up only now they have to remove the X button from everyone else's controller less they accidentally push it or figure out what it does

>>509960104 (OP)
>Microslop
I wouldn't play that if you paid me to.

>>509960104 (OP)
Why did i have to be born in this hideous jew infested timeline.