>>509970177 (OP)I am going to insult Chitwood. I am going to write a 2 hour standup performance heckling Chitwood. I am going to invite Chitwood on a date and not show up. I am going to invite Chitwoods wife on a date and consensually impregnate her with my sperm. | am going to name our babies Lil Chit, and Chitter. I am going to write a stage play on how Chitwood exposes himself to children. I am going to copyright humorous phrases that sound similar to "Chitwood".
I am going to start a merch line with humorous images of Chitwood doing embarrassing things. I am going to yell at Chitwood as I pass him on the street. I am going to cut in front of Chitwood in line.
I am going to ignore Chitwood when he gets Chitty With Me (trademark Aww-Chit! incorporated). I am going to edit Chitwoods nose to look bigger than it really is. I am going to troll Chitwood online. I am going to leave a negative comment on videos with Chitwood in them. I am going to sick a pack of feral nigger chimera hybrids on Chitwood when he delivers my mail. I am going to roundhouse kick Chitwood in a Karate tournament. I am going to knock Chitwood out in a boxing match. I am going to shoot Chitwood with a paintball gun in a game of paintball. I am going to tackle Chitwood in a game of football. I am going to take of sip of Chitwoods drink before I give it to him when he asks for one. I am going to eat a bit of Chitwoods food but not enough to were he would notice when he asks for food. I am going to walk by Chitwoods house. I am going to walk by the Polk County Central Precinct. | am going to take a picture of a city property. I am going to R.K.O~! Chitwood in Mortal Kombat XIl for the Playstation 5. I am going to teabag Chitwood in Call of Duty. I am going to call him "Shitwood" on
'''''accident'''* and then apologize insincerely while his peers laugh silently behind his back. I am going to start a nasty rumor about Chitwood.