>>509973991Here's a cheat code for getting women to be subconsciously attracted to you through the science of pheromones:
Mix half a shotglass of your semen with a cup of your urine in a small saucepan. Simmer on medium low while stirring regularly until it thickens down into a syrupy consistency. Allow to cool to room temp then apply to your neck, wrists, and groin. Put the leftovers in a small mason jar and store in the fridge for future use.
There is some natural variability from person to person, and if the finished product lacks sufficient mustiness you can double the amount of semen in the recipe to a full shot glass' worth. You can also reduce the mixture further on the stove, until it becomes dark brown and tarry.
As an advanced bonus step to add extra punch, complexity and range to your "personalized cologne", you can seed the balm with microorganisms from your skin and sweat, specifically sweat produced by the apocrine glands of your anogenital region, and then age the jarred salve in the fridge for a week while burping the jar every 2-3 days.
Masturbate until your taint gets sweaty (might as well finish and collect the extra semen for a future batch too). Then, take a dull butter knife or spoon and (gently!!) scrape the sweat off of your perineum and off the back of your scrotum, then stir it into the mixture (this works even better if you haven't showered for at least a few days beforehand).
It may not be much sweat, but the natural flora it contains will quickly reproduce in the nutrient-rich slurry over the course of a week in the fridge until it reaches population equilibrium, producing more heady, masculine and pungent aromas due to the fermentation process and the offgassing of ketones, aldehydes, and other unique volatile compounds and pheromones that differ depending on your genetic makeup and immune profile.