Thread 509988914

This is most men's future. If you're lucky..

>>509988914 (OP)
Plapjak is the most successful psyop /pol/ has ever seen. I believe it had a significant hand in the great coomer nooticing of 2025.

>>509988914 (OP)
Luck is something I want to avoid then

>>509989224
>the great coomer nooticing of 2025.
Tell me more.

>>509989278
Good answer anon. The luck runs out eventually.

>>509988914 (OP)
>the dog
Whoever created this meme is a genius

>>509988914 (OP)
Damn even the dog is feeling the feels.

>>509988914 (OP)
lift weights, stop masturbating, and constantly visualize and believe jesus is sending you your dream wife.

Do this on a daily basis, And you will get your waifu and daily righteous monogamous unprotected sex .

>>509989224
heaven

>>509989380
It transcends from meme to art

>>509989470
>do absolutely nothing to make yourself interesting to a woman
>Jesus will bring you a perfect waifu suddenly

>>509989380
There were a spate of cattle mutilations near where I live recently and I asked someone I know:
>"Why do the aliens just leave the bodies everywhere? Why not clean up after, or why not go after whales in the ocean where no one will ever find the bodies and they can get a lot more of whatever they want?"
He said:
>"That's like a fly on your bedroom wall asking: 'Why does he get naked right in front of me?'

>>509989470
allah be praised!

>>509988914 (OP)
The dog is sad because he cant join in on the fun

>>509988914 (OP)
>that doggo

All muslims are dogs

>>509989380
The dog, in artistic terms, is an implied element. We all know the unavoidable truth that hides behind that dog's eyes.

>>509988914 (OP)
>If you're lucky..
It's a future easily avoided though by just saying "no".
Just staying a bachelor your whole life is infinitely superior to your picture.

All muslims men are dogs, all their wives really want white men. They need to force their women to stay loyal.

>>509988914 (OP)
>literally me last night
no regrets.

>>509989686
You're free to do what you want. Maybe it shouldn't be that way. Maybe forced breeding, like the goy cattle we are, should be reinforced. For posterity's sake. The "Just Say No" crowd either is aware, unaware or jaded to the fact that they'd be sealing humanity's fate for good.

>>509989224
>Most significant psyop
Considering my sister is fat and has a room just like the ones shown in the plapjack meme I believe it.

>>509988914 (OP)
I miss my thick ex. Who i fuck now has a banging body but honestly she so fit there's no cushion when im fucking her. Hurts sometimes if it's rough.

The reason they cover up their women is they need to bust them up. They cover their behavior. In reality they want the same freedom as our women. They will spam forever online how our women are whores, but what they are really doing is drugging them. No sober white woman would ever fuck with a muslim, they are repulsive.

>nobody ends up alone
>there's someone for everyone... right?
>RIGHT?!
>...

>>509988914 (OP)
Fat women are more fertile than slender women. In America almost every mother you see is severely overweight. Even in Europe, most mothers have hefty bodies. Modern men pursuing skinny sterile sluts instead of large fertile women is part of why birth rates have crashed so severely.

>>509989470
fuck off harry potter bookfag

>>509989980
You dont want a slender woman or fat. You want a mommy. For yourself and your kids.

>>509989224
God I wish that was me.

to be ugly is a blessing and a curse but I sometimes do wish I could live out a plapjack meme once in a while

>>509989818
I've been trying to "save" people for ages, until I eventually came to the conclusion that the majority of people are indeed non-sapient cattle and it will be zero loss if they go extinct. Because on top of being non-sapient cattle, most of the have also extremely vile personalities.
There'll always be some sane communities around the world that can kickstart humanity again once all this disgusting rot has perished.
My own blood line ending too is just the collateral in that.

>If you're lucky..
but I don't want to be lucky.. not if that's what it looks like..

>>509988914 (OP)
Wrong fag

Any guy can get that

Why do you always lie fag?

>>509988914 (OP)
nah, i'm going to thailand to fuck beautiful bug girls , no ladyboys

>>509989563
kek

This is how you know you have a 12/10. You take whoever hit on her last time and drive them tied to the rail road and let her stomp his face.

>>509990174
OP struck a nerve eh?

>>509988914 (OP)
OP I know you dont get any of it and probably never got any of it but it is weird how much value you put into sex. It is unhealthy for real. Get a hobby or something. Not a good look.

I will never have sex.

>>509990067
were*
You nigger.

>>509988914 (OP)
This is me now
Not gonna marry her tho

>>509990128
There's a lot of rot to disintegrate.It'll take centuries to right the ship. If we even have that long as a species.

>>509988914 (OP)
I have a skinny gf but if I were single I honestly would rather be sexless than reduce myself to plap plap

>>509990202
The cute ones are not interested in westerners, let alone some broke gypsy nigger. Thai girls are zogged now and they only want the top chads from Korea.

>>509990434
You probably will, but it is not all that. Once you got the love of your life it is mostly about protecting her from a trillion niggers and have to realize she farts in her sleep.

>>509990424
Virgin cope. Always a good chuckle.

>>509990452
was
you muslim faggot

>>509989470
>t. unmarried, childless incel giving advice on attracting women

>>509989563
Because aliens are demons and they want you to sacrifice cattle to them like the pagans of old. The mutilations are them demonstrating what they want you to do.

>>509988914 (OP)
I'm an IRL plapjack and i'm pretty happy.
Granted, my wife is pretty outstanding, and a genuinely good person, and a wonderful mother. The "beautiful inside"...it's a myth. A good chunk of fattie i met were kinda shit people.

>>509990202
Is it alldy over in romenia? damn, it was a good plays for under avarage guys 10 years ago.

covid was the best test to see if your wife was trusting, this is postcovid bullshit

>>509988914 (OP)
I was a literal plap jack for 6 years and I can tell you its not worth it. Don't do it. It will send you down the wrong road.

I actively have a fat fetish and hope to convince my future wife to put on weight for me once we're married.

I'm white, too.

>>509988914 (OP)
I had a starter practice gf like that.
It worked out tho and my new gf is slender and tall.

the fattest flower makes the most honey

>>509988914 (OP)
i would rather die alone that settle down for some hippo that i don't even find attractive at all

>>509990933
You are not white and why the fuck would you want your wife to be fat? You want a strong woman, like the polish javelin star anon posted

>>509991019
>and why the fuck would you want your wife to be fat?

Because it makes my penis happy. I've had this fetish my entire life.

I’ve been having sex with a 90 lb Chinese woman.

>>509988914 (OP)
what the dog doin?

>>509991066
There are obese people in US everywhere, kidnap a whale and try it out, bit prepper as you could always eat her if sthf

>>509991078
sounds stinky

>>509991188
She actually smells really good, I didn’t shower for a day once because I could still smell her on me.

>>509989941
It's only rough because you have limited sensation in your mutilated dick. Stop masturbating and you can have normal sex. Also she's probably faking it if you're that rough

>>509989969

It would be so much funnier with 2024 being the 2nd panel

>>509989969
>2014: death of the dream
>2018: death of the spirit
>2024: death of the man

>>509991316
Full of assumptions. Typical retarded bong.

>>509988914 (OP)
Dogs represents 4chan virgins that can't even fuck a plapjack kek

>>509989470
The only thing rabbi yeshua is sending is infinity mexijeets and niggers

>>509991188
> sounds stinky

Absolutely not. Her pussy had no smell when I ate it out, and her asshole was so clean that I ate the hell out of that too, I’ve never even thought of doing that before I actually encountered it irl. The only thing was the slightly-seaweed smell of her morning breath, but no one’s morning breath smells that good anyway.

I actually loved her a cup tits, she had long nipples that were the most sensitive part of her body, she would grunt like an animal into my ear when I sucked on them, and when she rode me on top, my grug brain would take over and I would bounce her up and down so I could make the tiny amount of fat in them jiggle, I wanted to knock her up so I could fill them with milk… pretty hot

>>509989686
>>509988914 (OP)
I'm so glad that porn and legal prostitution saved me from becoming a pathetic, desperate simp.

>>509988914 (OP)
sorry zoomer but genX chads only fuck skinny girls

>>509988914 (OP)
God damn, what a sad fate. Just be a passport bro and pick up a 8/10 from a 3rd world country.

>>509991994
You're not gonna get that for simply existing either. This is 2025, the same social media brainrot has infested the minds of women all around the world.

>>509991970
Kek imagine the lads that actually get in there

>>509991078
That's not a woman, that's a toy. She's not going to birth you a single son no matter how much you play with her.

>>509989470
you dont lift weights for a wife bro. just save money. you lift weights for yourself so you can attract teen pussy. not roasties.

>>509991322
thats how it is for me....

>>509990480
you might be ugly. if you aren't make sure you're pocketing those rubbers my guy.

>>509988914 (OP)
>>509989224
These images make me kek everytime

>>509988914 (OP)
>>509989224

>>509989224
>great coomer noticing of 2025
what

>>509992195
what do you mean "actually get in there"? do you not just turn up with money and ask for some fuck?

>>509989931
>my sister is fat and has a room just like the ones shown in the plapjack meme
plapjack shack

>>509988914 (OP)
LMFAO
I'm married to a 9/10 unvaccinated holocaust denier.
I win.

All people ever had to do was be themselves, and not worry about what other people think.
When they don't take this advice, they recess into the same mentally ill sad life.
Never forget, you are only as worth as mush as your intellectual honesty is.

>>509990588
>, let alone some broke gypsy nigger

I make 3 times the thailand salary plus I have 6 digits in crypto, trust me ,your thai staceys will be on this white aryan cock 24/7.

>>509992685
Yes and I'm pretty much aware that somewhere out there, someone on 4chan directly includes her into the may-may.

>>509991019
They don't actually, it is a survival adaptation here, you see these guys getting scraps from blown out disgusting whales with shame and disgust in their eyes when you look at them in public.
They will actively look envious and angry in public when someone else has an attractive partner.

>>509992195
exclusively shitskins.

>>509991970
>120 workers serve 1000 customers daily
>you pay 180 euros...for an entire day
somehow somewhre the math isnt mathing

>>509990588
lmaaaaaooo wrong

>>509988914 (OP)
Why is the dog there

>>509993847
to bear witness to the horror and judge silently