Thread 509995942

>Polls
https://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>English language analysis
https://youtu.be/0s6UdHfg_q8
https://youtu.be/yyIbqt15vls

>Play a little game
https://deutschlandretter24.fun/

>Meme Collections
https://ibb(punkt)co/album/5WBRwR

>Thead OP pasta
https://pastebin.com/raw/VqpFkZ1B

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Get /fit/.
Join the metapolitical phalanx!
Spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop!
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>Counter culture
>Schwarze Fahne
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDhJtEJ04Qw6F-EThwuR_Gg
https://schwarzefahne.libsyn.com/
>Wir klären das
https://www.frei3.de/channel/580132fa-53ce-4a1a-a091-df1d20a19421
>EinProzent podcast
https://podcast.einprozent.de/archiv/
>Am Rande der Gesellschaft
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVN9-ICSLAhAL2-ScvRJ0GONa0MPcxK2f
https://odysee.com/@kanalschnellroda
>Der Schattenmacher
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqQ9P_ObrTQ0MhUnZffKkGA/
>Krautzone
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5gzI18X1nUgpzd5DzCbspg
https://t.me/krautzone
https://kvltgames.com/
>WolfPMS
https://www.wolfpms.de/
https://youtu.be/O61baA-GL6E

>Learn German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin)
https://youtu.be/1AgE_4P0cSs
http://www.suetterlinschrift.de/Lese/Sutterlin0.htm
https://www.kurrent-lernen-muecke.de/lehrgang.php

>Getactive
https://www.solifonds.me/#solifonds
https://einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Flügel TV (german)
https://youtu.be/mikwssajSrA
https://youtu.be/Dgv6eT8BzVQ
https://youtu.be/5G8TuPvgoRw

>Maps
https://www.schiebt-sie-ab.de/
https://www.protestkarte.de/

Prior:
>>509899022

I like Krauts, I hope you silly guys will overthrow this degenerate world again and set an example for the rest of us.

If not I will eventually get involved

>>509996002
Death to the NWO o/

>>509995942 (OP)
bump

why is meat so fucking expansive now? Steak used to be 13€/kg now its 23€ do I really have to drive all the way to Poland just to get affordable meat again? Food used to be cheap no one seems to care about the cost explosion.

>>509998015
You will eat ze bugs

>>509996600

>Neue Wurst Ordnung

Höhöhöhö ...

>>509995942 (OP)
>Exponential
More like quadratic

>>509998141
Weißwurst > Bratwurst

>>509998176
aka potential growth which I didn't use because the word potential is too ambiguous so I used the word exponential in admittedly hyperbolical way to imply a bacterial like nature of the jeet population

>>509998364

>now it´s just gonna taste like Weißwurst

Neutral on that issue.

>>509998441
Fair enough. Not going to make drama about a Wurst issue here, I'll leave that to drunk me.

>>509995942 (OP)
>Exponential Jeet Growth Edition
Jeets truly are bacteria.

>>509998416
jeet TFR in India is below 2 now

>>510000646
so they need the visajeets themselves. we need to start deporting them back asap

>>510000923
yes. can't have Muslims becoming a majority in Bharat. we'd be doing them a favor

Finally a real bake
AfK gives me brain cancer

>>509999482

Yes, better discussed later at night. ;)

>>509995942 (OP)
first vigilante patrol established in Harsefeld Lowe Saxonia.
Police not ammused.

>>510001213

Are we entering a Gotham scenario?

>>510003147
>vigilante patrol established in Harsefeld
of course it's in the Elbe-Weser-Dreieck.
all other Negersachsen are too cucked to do anything other than protest against new rail lines or complain about the greens
>Police not amused.
I would call them pigs, but pigs are cute and smart, which cops are not

https://archive.vn/Rq8fm
https://archive.vn/Gc3fT
>Polizeipressesprecher Bohmbach hat dazu eine klare Meinung:
>"Ja, das finden wir natürlich ziemlich gruselig. Eine Bürgerwehr hilft niemanden. Das führt eher dazu, dass wir vielleicht in den Bereich der Selbstjustiz kommen."
>„Es ist nicht unsere Aufgabe, am Bahnhof zu stehen mit 10 Kolleginnen und Kollegen und irgendwelche Schüler zu schützen. Wir sind für alle in der Bevölkerung zuständig. Wenn wir gerufen werden, wenn es einen Fall gibt, da sind wir auch da“
holy fuck commies are right all cops are bastards

>>510002601
New idea, Tay needs one of these toys and every time someone posts "servus" it starts vibrating!

>>510003730
Können die nicht einfach ein paar tausend Euro Kopfgeld auf einen dieser hurensöhne setzen der dann hoffentlich den Rest der Hurensöhne verrät? Wäre viel billiger als die ganze Zeit dort mit mehreren Leuten raumzulaufen

>>510004360
Sell em fentanyl

>>510004360
well, at least it's some progress
>der dann hoffentlich den Rest der Hurensöhne verrät
videos of their crimes are online and it doesn't make a difference

bmp

>>510005981
based thread saver
you my fren are a quiet hero

>>509998015
I wanted too feed birds and wanted to buy mealworms. 1 kg 23,99. For mealworms.
Chicken feet for dogs or rabbit ears too. What the fuck.

>>510006350
>1 kg 23,99
blame the vegans. they eat that shit like cereals

>>510006103
No problemo, glad to be of service.

>>510006429
based

>>510006103
>>510006429
>>510007936
You should use picrel or one of my copypastas about Körst to bump tho!

>>510006408
>mealworms
>vegans

Bist du dumm oder sowas?


>>510003730
>MUHUHUHUHUHUHUH CCCOOMMUUNNIIISSMMM
Do you and others STILL not get it that you have the same type of thinking than the
>MHUHUHUHUHU Right Wing
people?
Why you are so NPC like?

>>510003955

Better than the car battery. For how long, does intensity add up ... what would be reasonable parameters?

>>510009109
>what would be reasonable parameters?

>>510008400
huh? I wasn't talking about communism. I was merely referring to the common phrase 'ACAB'.
a broken clock is right twice a day after all

>>510004360
Es ist wahrscheinlich, dass deren Identität wohlbekannt ist. Die Polizei reagiert vermutlich nicht, weil sie Angst haben wegen "Rassismus" diffamiert zu werden. Vielleicht gibt es auch in der Verwaltung Personen, die eine Agenda haben. Auch wenn die Polizei reagieren würde, die Justiz würde die Täter sowieso nicht verurteilen. Oder es gäbe nur Bewährung mit Sozialstunden.


Du kannst dich auf diesen Staat nur dann verlassen, wenn du ein Verbrecher bist. Und auch dann nur, wenn dein "Verbrechen" keinen politischen Hintergrund hat. Als Opfer wirst du von dem System nur verhöhnt.

>>510008400
Den Polizisten sind die Hände gebunden. Es sind die Leute in der Verwaltung, die die Entscheidungen treffen, wo und wofür Polizisten stationiert werden. Ausserdem die Justiz, von der bekannt ist, dass sie auf dem linken Auge blind ist.

>>510008400
>Bist du dumm oder sowas?
No I'm just not autistic enough to purity spiral because vegans eat mealworms but still call themselves vegans
https://www.reddit.com/r/VeganDE/comments/1inmrdu/drama_%C3%BCber_mehlw%C3%BCrmerzulassung/
>nooo but you eat bugs from time time I do not allow yourself to call yourself vegan
whatever. life isn't Internet, bucko

Solved the Würstchen dilemma

>>509995942 (OP)
someone posted this a couple weeks ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzoEms2veSs

from like 2:10 on, that's about the tempo i'd like to be beating a bolshevik's head with a hammer

>>509998015
>no one seems to care about the cost explosion.
That's what happens in nations with childless mongrels with a lot of money. They don't know how-to-economy.
>b-b-b-b-but $75,000 for a steak IS affordable! You're just poor!
It's like bragging that you're being scammed (and proud of it). Even with 13 Euro and a REAL GERMAN FAMILY with 6+ kids with 2 adults. 6+2=8. 8x13=$105 on half a dinner for everyone (no sides). That is not affordable for a REAL GERMAN FAMILY with your incomes.

Real German families are at least 4 kids. So steak would be a once per year treat maybe up to 3 times. Definitely not a good state of economy because steak means "pure chunk of meat", that should be a regularly occasion for German families. Once something that "should be regular" is "a very special occasion", congrats, you now sound like the Great Depression kids talking about their childhood.

>>510015877
>8x13=$105
anon pls, you're not going to eat a kilogram of meat for dinner.
as long as I can get pollock fillets for ~7.5€/kg (1.5€ cheaper at Aldi now that I look at it), it ain't terrible. tho salmon prices are way too high

And also, the "Ha, you're just poor!" stuff just perpetuates German racial stereotypes that you are all extremely violent towards each other and without a single bit of compassion or empathy for your fellows. Not a good look.

>>510016653
I will help you math, German. A German family with 6 kids, and 2 parents. 6 kids + 2 parents = 8 individuals in the household. So assume everyone gets their OWN steak. 8 steaks x 13 euro each = 104 euro. So if you were a parent in that household and wanted steak for dinner, it would cost you 104 Euro. Not so affordable.

>>510016872
American food makes the frogs gay, Indian food gives you diarrhea, German food is bland but works

>>510016872
13 EURO PRO KILO DU HURENSOHN EIN STEAK IST VIELLEICHT 250GRAMM ODER SO

It's all apart of Allied planning of destroying Germany for WW2. If these people are saying things like "To the Victor, Go the Spoils", and they are only having 2 kids each as the "ideal" (1950s). What do you think was expected of the "war losers"? That they get the same winnings as the war winners? When you play the lottery, do the lottery losers get the same winnings as those who won the lottery? I think not. For Germans: To have less than 2. For those bad at math, less than 2 is either 1 or 0.

>>510017773
o shit sorry.

>>510017807
Well, you are also a loser here.

>>510016872
say a single rumpsteak weighs around 250g. at a price of 20€/kg, you end up with 40€. now, 250g ain't the biggest steak size, but I doubt a child needs much more than that if it comes with plenty of vegetables and some potato-based side dish

>>510017685
blähmong’d

>>509998015
Lol you had cheaper meat apparently.

>>510017685
>13cm
oof

>>510018224
Yeah but dad needs a full steak. Mom could probably eat most of a full steak with no sides. But still you are looking at one of the more expensive dinners.
>>510018134
No, I will go to Germany and squeeze out 8 kids with da Cutest Kraut I can find.

>>510017685
Pwease b-bwow up de Stadthalle Bremerhaven fow me, uwu <3 <3 <3

8 girls too. Apparently, you need to eat a specific diet that makes the vagina more acidic so it kills the male sperm off. The man also needs to cum at the beginning of the vaginal canal and not deep inside, because male sperm are faster than female sperm more as a means of sacrifice because the first sperms in all sacrifice themselves, however female sperm live longer than male sperm. Ideally the position would be missionary, but apparently Josef Mengele found that the perfect position for increased likelihood of twins or more is doggy style. So cum at beginning of vagina in doggy style, hope for all female twin births.

>>510019101
Best of luck, go rural then and build a life here. My now wife I know her since she is 7 and been dating since 11. Imagine waiting.

>>510019457

shut up stinky
you smelly
eww!

is kröst employed now? I’m behind on my lore grind

>>510019541
No here, if that were you and I would have been pregnant at 13. I had a few friends pregnant at 13, I was so jealous of them. But yeah that's the type of lifestyle I would want for my kids since I didnt' have that myself.

>>510018384
:(

>>510019524
My dad and uncle were twins so it's really likely I'll produce twins too we could give it a shot

>>510019457
Buy me a Deutschlandticket, some Dünger, 2 bottles of red wine and a goat.

Irish People Try Drinking Around The World at Disney's EPCOT (12 Alcohols in 12 Countries!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnJ03p1EMVs

why not?
burger mutts!
filter all burger posters D&C kikery!
hate! division!

no "Fun!"
no irl posting
lame typing
boring online horseshit
no irl fun imes
cuz we is based
copium bullsjit

no memories and frenship irl
cuz that's whts cool...

>>509995942 (OP)
We are going to need a shitload of MR. CLEAN

>>510019826
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/509557477/#q509564512

>>510020565
ty babe

>>510020197
>Deutschlandticket
how much are these nowadays?

>>510006408
No thats from pet food store.
I really just dont understand. I talked to the wagie about the chicken feet and she admitted, yeah thats actually slaughterhouse waste.

But it cost more than a fine Rumpsteak. is it because they want to ban pet ownership? making pet food so expensive that people can't afford to own dog or cat?

>>510021254
50-60€ a month, fucking cheap a Bayern-Ticket is €33 for one day

>>510020642
A few more weeks and he will return to degree maxxing

New money hack dropped
>>510021626

>>510021626
so essentially nobody buys monthly passes anymore? because you can just get those instead right

>>510021996
Probably yes, idk.

it should be
I want it
but you boring regs probably won't ever make it happen irl
how are these potatoe niggers cooler then us?

Wir mussen Sie "cut them off at the Source"

>>510019101
>I will go to Germany and squeeze out 8 kids
ok come to Kiel then

>>510022926
an der Wurzel ausrotten

Oh yeah and quit fucking being gay Faggots. Heil Friedrich or whatever retards

>>510022997
>an der Wurzel ausrotten
Ich heiB nicht was du gesprechst Nigger
>>510022935
come to Kiel then
why Kiel are they particularly blonde or bigg boobed or free gibs wass ist das que du gesprenchts

not a single (you)
tht's how boring you fggots are
this
pic related
will never happen
sadly

12 drinks cross the world k/pol/ edition
is a bird-brained pipe dream...

but man would tht shit be fun
way more fun then typing itt

>>510009355

>9000 whatevs

Not very scientific but fuck it ... gotta eyeball some things. XD

>>510020565
>>510020642
I don't even understand why he even puts up with this job interview humiliation thing. Must be his his half birdcel-brain who compels him to be le heckin productive member of society even though all of society literally despises him for it. Cringe stuff.

>>510023388
>Ich heiB nicht was du gesprechst Nigger
it's the equivalent of "cut them off at the Source"
>are they particularly blonde or bigg boobed or free gibs
I am there

>>510023978
We'll need some vocaroo recordings of her stöhnen to precisely calculate the vibrating power needed to send her straight into a orgasm dillirium

Tay auf welcher Stufe ist dein vibrator üblicherweise eingestellt?

>>510024964
What an odd thing to say

>>509995942 (OP)
What's hilarious is that the Indians will get sick of being exploited and treated like shit by the elites, too

>>510019826
no, not even getting my bürgi b/c the amt tries to reduce it somehow ^^"

im grinding university really hard rn tho
>>510020642
linkedin pretty much sucks

>>510028465
undastood. academics is important pursuit

>>510030206
Do you prefer toys or fingers?

Acabremics please.. respond.

Schon gegen Tetakrust geimpft?

>>510032118
Gäbe eine gratis Bratwurst.

BRD Moment

>>510030206
.......Jesus Tay....wtf

>Es wird erwartet, dass sich die Erde in den kommenden Wochen schneller dreht, wodurch einige unserer Tage ungewöhnlich kurz sein werden. Am 9. Juli, 22. Juli und 5. August wird die Position des Mondes voraussichtlich die Erdrotation so beeinflussen, dass jeder dieser Tage zwischen 1,3 und 1,51 Millisekunden kürzer als normal ist»: Dies schrieb der britische Astrophysiker Graham Jones vor einigen Tagen.
Tay du bist 1,5 Millisekunden jünger heute

Oder älter kein plan

>>510033336
We did it. We finally achieved longevity escape velocity

>>510033461
Oh no

>>510033597
>>510033641
Sagen wir es ist normalerweise 22 Uhr, 1,5 Millisekunden kürzer ist 22 - 1,5 ms..
Jo du bist jünger alles gut du Jungspund

Ne warte da stimmt was nicht...
Man scheiße kann mir jemand helfen?

>>510025271

We´d need a very solid frequency analysis here ofc. Wanna rule out that she might be faking it to mess with our tuning ...

>>510030206

Heh. Oh hey, good evenings, Frollein! ^^

>>510033936

Btw that is from that silly site in the 4chinks ad banner, right ...

>>510034289
Perhaps, idk I've stolen it from a thread from /b/

>>510034156
>Wanna rule out that she might be faking it to mess with our tuning ...
Der Frau ist alles zuzutrauen

>>510035483

Just noticed a very similar style. Bit sloppy on the background but ok, in that case the "centerpiece" might just come out better that way.

>>510033597
Moin moin, Tayto.
I cannot believe how retarded I have been lately. (no I don't want to talk about it)

Whats up here

Stop posting women the horny police is here

>>510038921

Nothing. Move along, citizen.

die Schwelle zum "jetzt gehts los"

>>510040852
>die Schwelle zum "jetzt gehts los"

>>510040331
:[
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D09yX9C_-MU

>>510039507
Sonneborn ist ein sehr guter Mann. Vor Allem, weil er nicht auf diesen Rechts/Links, Teile und Herrsche Bullshit hereinfällt.

>>510040852
>>510042176
https://x.com/HGMaassen/status/1943355485228273803

>>510036896
Hi Hitler

>>509995942 (OP)
Elite human capital. U mad brah?

>>510042642
>die CuckDU ist unser Premium-Koalitionspartner
>t. Verfassungsschmutz-Maaßen

>>510042642
yes, he's a genius. not like this happens every 4 years

>>510044444
>every 4 years
imo he was particularly blunt. but - granted - he didnt top the all-time classic: Mwst. 3% raise

also: checked

>>510044444
checked
>>510044652
kek

Love ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw1zaS2oDzY

>>510044946
>imo he was particularly blunt.
I dunno what maaßen is seething about. he's simply describing a highly competent politician. but then again, he's a politfag himself

What do you think, Germans? Try to get with the most basic model human (German) or still try hand at Princess Mountain Bimbo version? (Owstrian).

körstin

>>510045800
>Searching for posts that contain ‘körstin’. 38 results found.
we are running out of bremologisms

>>509995942 (OP)
You retard that's clearly polynomial

>>509995942 (OP)
based. Germany will accept us

>>510046057
shut up nerd

>>510046174
Stfu you filthy savage