Thread 510008283

>growing issue of local teenagers riding bikes toward incoming traffic and popping a wheelie or swerving away at the last minute. Needless to say, this puts all involved at risk: the teens on the bikes, the drivers of the cars, and the passengers in the cars. I myself nearly had a heart attack when I recently encountered teens on bikes driving straight at me on the road.


https://injury.research.chop.edu/blog/posts/latest-dangerous-trend-swerving

Have you ever encountered the “teens on bikes” menace? Have you ever been “swerved” on? What should one do to protect themselves from getting “swerved”?

>>510008283 (OP)
Driving is stressful enough now that everyone seems to have collectively agreed to stop using their turn signals anymore after COVID.

>>510008283 (OP)
If i encounter pavement apes attempting to Unga bunga on bikes, i would just speed up and swerve into them.

It's being done in cars and dirt bikes now as well by the section 8 community

>>510008283 (OP)
Natural selection in action.

>>510008283 (OP)
>Swerving
That's just niggering. Nigger has no concept of future planning and that he can be injured or die from this niggering.

It should be completely legal to kill anyone in traffic on a bicycle. End of story. Cyclists deserve to get squished into pavement as it is already.

>>510008283 (OP)
How come this shit never happens to me? I'm absolutely dying for a nigger to try this move around me or my family.

>>510008283 (OP)
Americans are more worried about scratching their car than eliminating a public nuisance

>>510008412
I drove from Colorado to the East Coast in 2024 and noticed the same thing. It's the "fuck you I got mine" mentality spreading into every aspect of life.

>dangerous trend
Should it go on the list?

>>510008283 (OP)
If they want to get run over and killed its not my problem, I won't go off the road to protect their stupid retarded asses, they can be turned into roadkill

>>510008283 (OP)
>teenagers
That's not how you spell niggers

>>510008283 (OP)
Seems like an easy to solve problem

>>510008658
You mean getting arrested and charged for eirher voluntary manslaughter or outright murder. Since it's a nigger, you'll also be painted as Traffic Hitler.

Issue? ISSUE??? THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO KILL THEM LEGALLY ANON. JUST ACCELERATE AMD DRIVE STRAIGHT

>>510008283 (OP)
Noggin

>>510008283 (OP)
Prince Nana sells coffee

>every single person now rides your ass not even a foot away
>they will cut you off as disrespectfully as possible just to get the spot in front of you so they can sit at the very same red light as you
>always trying to turn into the oncoming lane when taking their turns

>>510008283 (OP)
Seems like a problem that solves itself

There's too many jeets here these urban youths would just run over 20+ times if they tried it

>>510008283 (OP)
>swerving
Already on the list:
Joggers
Kia boys
Parolees
Swervers
Loiterers
Hoodlums
Juveniles
Hooligans
Gardeners
Teenagers
Flash mobs
Non-skiers
Pranksters
Youngsters
SUV drivers
Protesters
Party goers
Ex-convicts
Delinquents
Capitalisms
Straphangers
Church goers
Cruel carers
Pool enjoyers
Tearful teens
Young fathers
Honda drivers
Gentle giants
Porch pirates
Cat Shelterers
Jobless losers
Gifted athletes
Trouble makers
Gang members
Bus passengers
Subway dancers
Uninvited guests
Aspiring rappers
Repeat offenders
Seasoning police
Orderly gatherers
Lifelong criminals

>>510008283 (OP)
>What should one do to protect themselves from getting “swerved”?
Arrest them, jail for life. That's it.

Pint sized perps
Unarmed Thieves
Certain customers
Masked assailants
Persons of interest
Lunchtime rowdies
Restaurant patrons
Peaceful protesters
Fellow Companions
Substitute Teachers
Unhinged strangers
Unhappy customers
Former NFL players
Unhinged Strangers
Unruly young adults
Community activists
Black Friday crowds
Former NFL players
Unhappy customers
Troubled young men
Dinnertime Burglars
Airline Door Openers
Neighborhood bullies
High school students
Troubled young men
Attempted rescuers
Urban demographics
Spring break partiers
Hotheaded youngsters
Unsupervised juveniles
Scholarship recipients
Cannabis-Smoking Teens
Purse-snatching bullies
Vending machine vandals
Youths and adults of highest promise

>>510008283 (OP)
I’m not changing anything when driving if they hit me it’s on them. 6 wheels, 6 cylinders, and 6 gears ready to put niggers 6 foot under.

>>510008805
>Traffic Hitler

>>510008412
That was already going on where I live for years before covid. And also people having them on despite not doing what they are signalling. It's why I am constantly getting honked at by impatient faggots behind me when I am at a stop sign and waiting for someone coming from the left with their signal on to actually turn before I pull out.

>>510008283 (OP)
So I'm the only one here who played chicken?

>>510009261
Shifting will set you free.

>>510008283 (OP)
Just fucking ram them if they get close to your car. You won't be at fault.

>>510008283 (OP)
>nearly had a heart attack
just swerve into them and drive off. they'll soon learn when they start dying from stupidity.

>>510008283 (OP)
They've been doing this for the last decade, ever since citibike gave these nigger apes access to bicycles.

>>510008283 (OP)
>Swervers could be here

>>510008851
>DRIVE STRAIGHT
you can actually swerve into them and claim that you were so shocked by their unnatural actions that you reacted in that way.

>>510008851
Unfortunately they're also doing it to pedestrians as well. I fully expect for some 16 year old aspiring rapper to break his neck after swerving at some middle aged white dude walking and fucking his swerve up, and then for ensuing riots after the guy is acquitted of his trumped up murder charges.

>>510008283 (OP)
saw two white kids doing this shit down a busy road in the middle of traffic
can only hope these people get hit and killed by a car

>>510008283 (OP)
Once people start hitting these kids they will stop. You should have become a martyr to the cause OP. Sometimes something bad can lead to something good later.

>>510008283 (OP)
I used to ride like a lunatic in traffic never been more high in my life
I miss it a lot

>>510008283 (OP)
>I myself nearly had a heart attack when I recently encountered teens on bikes driving straight at me on the road.

next time speed up, you nigger loving faggot. i would have used that as an opportunity to exterminate a 'groid.

>>510008283 (OP)
It would be justified and reasonable to accept a little bumper damage in the course of 'swerving' just enough to help the nigger miscalculate his timing.

>>510008451
>gets arrested for a hate crime
you need to check your driving privilege

>>510008283 (OP)
>honk honk
*thud*
If only Groidtayvious was covid vaccinated this wouldn't have happened.

>>510008451
>If i encounter pavement apes attempting to Unga bunga on bikes, i would just speed up and swerve into them.

^^^ this. i lived in muttland for seven years, and had a concealed weapon person. 9mm g19 was my edc, with a yugo underfolder in the car or at home.

every fucking day, i prayed for a nigger to give me a genuine excuse to shoot him in the fucking head. i never intentionally provoked anyone or looked for trouble, but if it would have came my way, top fucking kek. i would have george zimmerman'ed a nigger for fun.

>>510008665
boomers are dying off. they need to instill the selfish "i got mine" mindset in the younger generations to keep the grift going.

>>510008412
yup, no one uses turn signals anymore

>>510011807
I bet your own car would rat you out with the crash recorder. If you speed up, that's intent. There really is no winning move when it comes to niggers. You just have to hope the nigger menace avoids you. They're like a tornado.

>>510008805
Eh, all you need is a dash cam and you'll get off the hook real easy. As an added bonus, if they chimp out and surround your car you can A. Run them over, or, B. Stand your ground and shoot their asses. Might be harder to pull off in a liberal shit hole but that's what you get for living there anyway.

>>510008541
This

>>510008665

to be fair, mutts are some of the worst motorists on earth. picrel is practically chinese to those faggots.

this is their practical: drive around a carpark for two minutes, manage not to collide with anything or kill anyone, and you're fully qualified. it's mental.

they don't even have automatic/manual licenses. any chud can operate any vehicle up to 26,000 pounds, tow trailers, drive a microbus with up to 15 passengers, a 40' long coach, etc.

all you need to do is be 16 years old and vidrel. complete fucking madness.

>>510012123
>If you speed up, that's intent.

have the kike lawyer insist you "panicked", kek.

>>510012377

forgot the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25kk0IEsuR8

>>510008412
Drivers have gotten so fucking bad since covid
>no turn signals
This is bad and annoying, but also
>driving 10 miles below speed limit or 10 miles above
I see people going around curves way too fast for other cars to drive safely, and people driving half the speed limit because they're treating their drive like a casual stroll.

Also
>people just parking their car in the street
Is this a brown thing? Is this how all brown countries operate? We have a huge fucking area to park cars on the *side* of the street, and all day long I'm seeing brown people just park right in the fucking lane.

>not going at green lights
Fucking losers can't put down their phones even to drive

>being in the wrong lane
Too many brown people driving around cities they don't know, and they'll block everyone behind them as they wait for a chance to get in the lane they're supposed to be in

>dangerous u-turns where prohibited
If you miss a turn just pull over to a side street and turn around, but NOOOOOO, people need to endanger everyone else by making an ill-advised u-turn in traffic

>>510012377
Because your signs are garbage. Our signs are clear and concise. Who the fuck knows what half of those even fucking mean. Literally made for illiterate retards.

>>510008283 (OP)
Think of it as evolution in action.

>>510008283 (OP)
Niggers have been doing shit like this to annoy real people since the beginning of time. It's like they have nothing better to do than shit up everything near them, constantly.
>walking slow as fuck across the street
>jaywalking and expecting YOU to stop for them
>pretending to lunge into the street to make you swerve to avoid hitting them (and quite possibly causing an accident)
>walking down the middle of the street where it fucks up traffic

>>510008283 (OP)
>local teenagers
Add it to the list.

>>510008630
>I'm dying for a nigger to try this
No you're not. It fucking sucks

>DAMMIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER, YOU DESERVE TO GET RUN OVER
and then because you're white you start picturing the future consequences of your actions and you realize you don't want to go to prison OVER SOME STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS WHO DESERVES TO GET RUN OVER.

America is a nigger-infested brown shithole that refuses to do anything about the criminal element.

>>510009261
>multinazi drifting

>>510012509
Those are all my pet peeves too. To go along with your parking thing, I've had niggers straight up park in front of my driveway for no fucking reason other than being 4 feet closer to their destination. It's getting harder to accept the country I was born in is never coming back.

>>510012377
This is the worst example I've ever seen. Wtf do you mean no smoking? No smoking while driving, no smoking while walking? Fuck your gay ass signs.

>>510012670
>>pretending to lunge into the street to make you swerve to avoid hitting them
Just don't swerve then?

>>510008283 (OP)
Slow Jews day on Pole

>>510012573
>Because your signs are garbage. Our signs are clear and concise. Who the fuck knows what half of those even fucking mean. Literally made for illiterate retards.

sure thing faggot. must like everything else in low-context mutt society, everything needs to be spelled out:

"DO NOT CRASH YOUR CAR HERE".
"GRUB FOR YOUR FOOD HOLE".
etc.

the entire planet uses the same signs, faggot. a qualified motorist in one country doesn't need to understand the language in another nation. but you muttsters insist on doing things your own way. instead of using the metric system, you must travel 57 cheeseburgers down the road, make a 1/7th turn at the junction, then go 23 blocks until you reach your destination.

>>510009287
>im the only nigger?
Apparently. That is purely nigger behavior.

>hahahaha I'm gonna fuck with motorists and see if I can cause an accident
Absolutely 100% nigger behavior. If you're white and you do this shit you instantly lose your white card.

>>510012820
They're all nonsense. What the fuck does the jalopy on top of motorcycle with red line even fucking mean? Made for people who are too stupid to read.

>>510008283 (OP)
>He doesnt speed up when he sees a nigger trying to punk him on a bicycle

>>510012820
>No smoking while driving, no smoking while walking?

i smoke dunhill international, mutts smoke cocks.

>>510008283 (OP)
Just accelerate slightly so that they get hit lol
Play stupid games win stupid prizes

>>510008630
No you aren't. Comments like this scream faggotry. I bet you dont even really hate niggers either

>>510013014
>>He doesnt speed up when he sees a nigger trying to punk him on a bicycle

this is the only acceptable answer.

>>510009058
>every single person now rides your ass not even a foot away
Easily solved by speeding up or getting the fuck out of the way, slowtard.

>>510012912
Everyone in the world speaks english already, you dumb nigger. Your signs are stupid. If you're throwing your lot in with the third world then maybe you're not doing as good as you think.

>>510010899
>once they start hitting kids they'll stop
False. As long as there is financial compensation for the niggers it won't stop. The insurance companies would have to refuse to give niggers money and take them to court.

>>510012912
Show flag kike. Let's see where youre actually from in "Europe". Don't write me an essay either faggot, im not reading your garbage.

>>510008283 (OP)
So hindus believe we take the subtle body to a next life whereas buddhists believe we take the mind to the next life , IS this correct? Or are we just going to hell with our souls and thats it?

>>510011751
Nigger

>>510012509
>Is this a brown thing? Is this how all brown countries operate? We have a huge fucking area to park cars on the *side* of the street, and all day long I'm seeing brown people just park right in the fucking lane.
illegal browns doing doordash, they see blacks double parking and assume the road itself is a parking lot

>>510013037
Enjoy the cancer retard.

>>510013135
>Everyone in the world speaks english already, you dumb nigger.

no they don't, you jew-dicked faggot. picrel, your vehicle fatality rates, top fucking kek. peak thirdies.

again, yanks are some of the worst motorists on earth. and that with retard-tier infrastructure designed to save yourself from yourself, a kike hospital every km or two, massive 4x4s with loads of safety features, etc. if you had sea monkey infrastructure/vehicles, the death rate would probably be #1 on earth.

we need less safeguards and we need more real, irreversible accidents to happen. Without medical assistance

>>510009261
He invented the Autobahn. Of course he'd be mad about niggers in the road.

>>510013186
>Show flag kike. Let's see where youre actually from in "Europe". Don't write me an essay either faggot, im not reading your garbage.

soo touchy.

>>510013186
EU flags are almost always huemonkes.
>>510013326
Or maybe flips, like this one seems to be. Hey stupid nigger, name a single sign of ours that isn't instantly clear what it's telling you.

>>510013307
>Enjoy the cancer retard.

enoy the fine, for not understanding the sign.

i smoke davidoff 100s, you smoke robot cocks.

>>510008412
the thing I see the most is people making a right turn without stopping at all or even slowing down just right onto the road hopefully the car 40 feet away will slam on the brakes and if they don't who cares maybe they will win in court maybe the other guy will win

>>510013455
>Or maybe flips, like this one seems to be. Hey stupid nigger, name a single sign of ours that isn't instantly clear what it's telling you.

pure faggotry, dumbed down signs for judaised africans/amerindians. when the majority of your nation is picrel, everything needs to be designed for sub-75 iq retards.

>>510008283 (OP)
Pathetic Timmy will do any and everything to masquerade his envy of black penis so he scours the interwebs in hopes of finding ways to depict blacks in unsavory ways in hopes that others will gravitate to his anger.

>>510013037
>smoking
Such a gay habit.

>cigs are expensive and really add up over time
>they affect your daily schedule and force you to excuse yourself to feed your addiction
>makes you smell like a chimney
>is bad for your skin, nails, and hair

At least vape a little weed or something. My weed habit is cheaper than a smoker's habit by at least a couple hundred a month, and I at least get a pleasant high as I navigate this satanic clown world.

>>510013640
How are they dumbed down? Pretty sure the ones designed for illiterate retards are the ones that are dumbed down, you fucking nigger.

>>510013663

i don't smoke, you unaware newfag.

>>510008283 (OP)
Stop trying to miss these fuckers. If anything, slightly accelerate. When enough retards die, theyll move onto the next nigger idea.

>>510008283 (OP)
>local teenagers riding bikes
Add it.

>>510013777
>When enough retards die, theyll move onto the next nigger idea.
That's never stopped them before.

>>510013830
Your problem is not realizing that 'enough' means all of them.

>>510013738
>How are they dumbed down? Pretty sure the ones designed for illiterate retards are the ones that are dumbed down, you fucking nigger.

mutt please, the average doctoral student in muttland couldn't pass a driving theory exam in europe. you standards are abominably low.

>>510013905
>Driving theory
Kek ok retard. You're from the philippines anyway so what do you fucking know about it?

>>510013889
TND is fine with me. Hit the gas.

>>510008283 (OP)
Just accelerate at the last moment.

>>510013738

just to show you how shite you faggots are, i hire cars in muttland at 50% discounts or more, just for having an eu license. some vehicle that's $450 jewbux/week for a mutt, is $170 or whatever for me. because they know we won't destroy the vehicle, get into an accident, etc.

>>510013905
I thought you assholes all took the train or whatever?

>>510008412
Where I am, the people just drift into your lane like they weren't even fucking aware of anything around them.
Don't get me started with the Tesla drivers, its an absolute nightmare

>>510014096
>I'm a stupid faggot European who can't do anything but lash out like the brown skinned turd banana I am.
Cool, kill yourself.

>>510014096
I don't believe any of that nonsense you just typed. You've never left your favela.

>>510008283 (OP)
Is there literally not a single thing that they don't ruin?

>>510008805
That's kind of like saying if someone steps into the path of a bus and gets killed the bus driver should be guilty of murder.
Or better yet let's say you jump off a bridge and get hit by a car and die the driver of the car should be guilty of murder.
How about if you're a protester and decide to walk onto the freeway during rush hour and get hit and killed by a truck the truck driver should be guilty of murder.
Personal Accountability is hard in clown world.

Start enforcing laws or make new laws against reckless nog agressive improper road behavior like this or remove liability from drivers so they can run over these retarded chimps and be done with it...It seems like nogs have nothing better to do than provoke people on the road trying to get injured so they can play the victim and sue...Another form of thr nog lottery....

>>510014167
>like they weren't even fucking aware of anything around them.
Yeah, it's like that because it's true. There are twice as many shitskins on the road now as when you learned to drive. It's only going to get worse.

>>510014096
This never happened btw

>>510014167
It's honestly a relief seeing those automatic cabs on the road because at least you know they won't pull out in front of you at the very last minute like most human drivers will these days. If public transport wasn't filled with so many crackheads and solicitors I'd never use a car again.

>>510014311
Then they'll bitch that the law is directly targeting them and they'll remove it to not seem racist. Look at what's happening with carnival cruises. Niggers know what they do is bad, they just think they have a right to do it.

>>510008283 (OP)
Aren't you also supposed to play and swerve right at them. That's what makes it fun. See how many future criminals you can remove from the gene pool.

>>510014321
>>510014360

go verify it yourself, faggots. go to any car hire place in muttland. compare the rates with country of residence (or license) in the eu versus muttland.

>>510008583
Yup. I have yet to see or meet a biker that obeys any of the rules of the road. If they want to be in the street, they need to follow the rules everyone else does.

>>510009058
its always boomers doing shit like this where i am for some reason. they lack some sort of excitement in their life so they want to start road rage incidents or something. its very odd. boomers also lay on the horn at any given inconvenience lasting longer than 250 milliseconds. its so fucking annoying.

>>510008658
This is why I drive a shitty car.

>>510014414
Some brown skinned shithead in the opposing lane waited a good 20 seconds before pulling out right in front of us, sending my wife into premature labor. Pretty sure it was an insurance scam because there was a 2 car wrecker waiting right behind him at the light. I wish I would've had the wherewithal to put the pieces together at the time but I was worried about my family. The point is, TND.

>>510014589
I had a fucking 4 wheeler get mad at me because I assumed he'd stop at the stop sign. I wish I would've hit that stupid nigger.

>>510008412
This is because brown people and women don’t understand what a turn signal is for. Most of them will trigger it as they’re making the turn as though it’s actually part of the turn mechanics rather than a message to other drivers

>>510008283 (OP)


If you live in an area filled with rampaging niggers, you need to start taking the steps to relocate somewhere else.

>>510012509
>10 miles below

I fucking wish. No matter how fast I go or how much over the limit i push it, theres always some impatient cunt that passes from behind and goes past me and the 2 cars in front, forcing concoming traffic to pull over to avoid a head on.

Usually on a completely blind curve, too.

I've been honked at and passed going (checks conversion factor) 12 miles over the limit

>>510014740
they need turn signal buttons like a playstation controller on the steering wheel itself. my theory is its too annoying to be moving your hands around if youre driving for like more than 15 minutes

>>510014740
>Most of them will trigger it as they’re making the turn as though it’s actually part of the turn mechanics rather than a message to other drivers
It really do be like that. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>510014740
There's a phenomena where if you turn your turn signal on, retard drivers behind you will speed up to pass you even when they're meters behind you. This occurs with nearly every car in the road. If you don't signal seconds before before your change lanes people will take advantage of you.

>>510013408
The irony of that picture with that flag.

>>510008283 (OP)
The correct thing to do is accelerate. Once a few of these retards get splatted itll stop being a thing

>>510014922
When I was in driver's ed 20 years ago, the women couldn't spatially understand which way meant left and which way meant right. I told them to imagine it's on the top of the wheel and not the side and this confused them even more. Women just shouldn't be driving.

>>510012894
Statistically, most hit and run murders go unsolved.

>>510009058
Buddy the country is like 30% white under age 50. You are simply watching the degradation into a brown shithole in real time

>>510008283 (OP)
run over niggers...so simple

>>510014487
It will be awesome watching the Russian army roll through whatever no guns defenseless shit hole you are from.
You can put up a No Rape sign before the Russians arrive.

The way to deal with it is to get a dashcam.

I hit a feral diverse youth with my car. He darted into traffic in front of a parked bus directly into my vehicle.

Luckily it was in a nice neighborhood with a lot of witnesses because the diverse people were yelling "ay yo muthafucka, you hit my nephew".

In the state of New York, if you attempt to commit suicide by jumping in front of a car, the drivers insurance pays you..

>>510012495
where is this that the driving test is putting around for 3 minutes in a parking lot with zero other cars?

>>510014997
>people
Yes I’m aware of the bizarre speed up niggers do to get in front of lane changers. It’s really annoying

>>510012377
I can’t speak for license mills that niggers and spics go through but I had to drive around for 15 minutes and jump on a busy road for my test. However I had dirven to and through Manhattan while practicing with my permit so I knew what I was doing

>>510017050
That depends. Did you pass other cars before deciding to change lanes? Then it is you who is the nigger. If I'm in traffic and you come speeding up in the open lane and try to cut into mine? Fuck you, nigger. I'd do the same fucking thing.

wow, not a single person posted the swerve fail vid

>>510008283 (OP)
LUNCHTIME SWERVERS

DEY JUS WYLIN

>>510008412
The most dangerous and stupid driving I've ever seen was the summer of 2020 to the summer of 2021. Someone rear-ended my car in that time. Normgroids really are that stupid that they forgot how to drive just by not commuting for a few months.

>>510017599
Had 2 accidents in that time as well. Dude drove into us like we were invisible and the aforementioned shitskin insurance scammer. Haven't had a single other accident in 20 years of driving.

>>510017731
Same, that was my only accident.

>>510008283 (OP)
I'm jealous because I can barely pop a wheelie and hold it for longer than 4 seconds.

>>510012123
"I tried to brake in the panic, my foot must've been on the wrong pedal, I was in a panic and didn't realise it was the wrong pedal until it was too late"

>>510008412
Where I am no one is putting their lights on at night and they’ve driving the wrong way on the freeway. It’s fucking terrifying and even taking a walk cunts are getting mown down. It’s the jeets

>>510008283 (OP)
>local teenagers
add it to the list

>>510008283 (OP)
Well if they do it to me I will run them over and it won't be my fault. Bikes can be on the road, but they have to follow the law, niggers or not.

>>510018296
That might work but my skin is white so it's still a risky proposition.

>>510008283 (OP)
Most of the kinetic energy will go into the ape on the bike so its not much a risk for the driver

>>510013175
How would they contact your insurance if you never stop in the first place?

>>510008412
there are too many shitskins where i live to use my signals, these god damn jeets and spics and chinks see a turn signal as a sign to speed up and block you in your lane, and this is already in addition to every god damn shitskin faggot wanting to ride side by side from the left lane onwards, creating impenetrable walls of pointless traffic. they do this to feel like they're in control, and if they encounter me they're getting swerved into at the last second and forced to slam on the brakes, they might get threatened too if they try to act tough, but the one constant is that they will NEVER test me.

>>510016651
>where is this that the driving test is putting around for 3 minutes in a parking lot with zero other cars?

everywhere, in the interest of "safety" and fairness. you have mutts that turn up here, 10, 15 or more years of driving experience, and fail miserably on their practical. a major within a minute or two of setting off.

jewtube is filled with mock exams, they're pure hilarity. some of those yank chuds have been going to lessons for years and still can't pass. several failures.

the average picrel is about as intelligent as a 12-year-old european kid.

>>510018593
Jews put cameras everywhere, anon. If a nigger ever does this to you, pray they do it one a lonely road with no cameras and no witnesses.
Your own car may even rat on you. Any car past 2011 is highly suspect.

>>510018470
>my skin is white

"identifying" as white doesn't count. also, ywnbaw.

>>510018726
Needs an edit. That pic should say "Inaction Figure".

>>510012509
I find it annoying when drivers don't go at green lights either
>>510012377
Yeah idk what a lot of those mean... driving must be tough where you're from. At least you got walkable cities

>>510017313
here

>>510018842

american idle.

>>510017305
>when you say niggers speed up in a retrded manner do you mean you sped up in a retarded manner?
Obviously not, retard

>>510018937
lol

>>510008671
>teens on bikes
>dangerous-trend-followers

>>510008283 (OP)
Speed up and brace fuck em

no niggers here
yet

>>510011958
Based potential niggerslayer.

>>510018729
and? Just pull the "I feared for my life" if they ask, and if they ask you why you didn't call the cops just say it gave you ptsd. Remember, you're the victim in this scenario.

>>510017305
Dude sometimes when I put my turn signal nobody fucking lets me in so I have to slow down and move to the back of the line. My grandfather told me point blank, just "go over in there they HAVE to let you in" and they did but man I wish driving wasn't so aggressive.

Is this legal?

>What should one do to protect themselves from getting “swerved”?
Accelerate.

>>510019078
>Based potential niggerslayer.

every tourist in muttland is after three things:

1. the police beating you up.
2. getting some kind of insurance payment/lolsuit.
3. some nigger giving you an excuse to exterminate him.

facts.

>>510018311
The fat retard never puts on his lights and just drives with his parking lights on, which is illegal at night. Did I tell you he's fat? He's probably 26-28 at the most at he's at least 300lbs and looks and acts dumb as hell. I pray he dies every night by smashing into a car full of niggers.

^fat retard next door
NUchan keeps eating parts of my posts, you faggots.

Do we add "Swervers" to the list?

They don't just do this towards incoming traffic. They do it behind people walking on the sidewalk. It's an intimidation tactic because they are actually daring you to do something about it and if you do, there's usually a group of them.

>>510008541
They know damn well, they just don't care. You're not helping my making excuses for them. That's the real source of this meme--JEWS. JEWS are tricking you once again into accepting a narrative that will ultimately give all niggers permanent get out of jail free cards. Dumbass.

>>510008658
What exactly happens though? If they go through the windshield then both of us get fucked up. You'd have to properly angle the hit and honestly it depends more on them than you

>>510012348
Dumbass tool of the Jews. You are lying and making more excuses for niggers.
They know when they're doing evil, they just DO NOT CARE.

>>510014609
Some towns in AZ are populated by a majority of old people and they drive incredibly slow. Most challenges I see on the road are from browns and women. Old people drive problematic but in a different way.

>>510019517
>If they go through the windshield then both of us get fucked up.

highly unlikely in modern cars. that's partially why every vehicle looks identical. they're designed to minimise injuries to pedestrians, they'll roll over the bonnet/windscreen with ease.

>>510019417
A nigger pushing a baby in a stroller (it was a zesty male) got behind me in a park and shouted EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZE ME EXXCIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZE ME until I move, but the kicker? He didn't have to do that, he could have just went around, but most niggers are owned by Satan himself, so they try to start trouble wherever they go.

btw. that was at a festival that had been going for decades every summer put on by Native Americans, that is, they paid for it, but once niggers found out, the "Indians" pulled the plug. No more fun for everyone because they and the parks department got sick and tired of all the damage the niggers were doing.

Niggers ruin everything they touch and they do it intentionally with full knowledge of what they do.

>>510008283 (OP)
>Working as delivery driver
>Have to do a delivery into the ghetto section of town (we referred to it as “District 9”)
>Been doing that job long enough at that point that I was thoroughly done with niggers and their bullshit
>Come upon two teenage nigglets on bikes coming in the opposite direction
>One of them tried doing the swerve thing into my lane
>I rev my engine and speed up
>He swerved back over
>We cross by one another
>Nigglet: “Bitch…”
>Me: “Nigger…”

I actually started carrying a baseball bat in my car in case any of the monkeys decided to get uppity.

>>510008630
there's a man who has umbrella insurance

>>510019890
>I actually started carrying a baseball bat in my car in case any of the monkeys decided to get uppity.

LOL they'll pull out fully-automatic handgins and turn you into Swiss cheese with a dozen bullets after they riddle the general area with over 3000 rounds. You are so naive.
Really, if you pull a bat on some niglets, you will die.

>>510016203
Any cheap recommendations?

*And White cops will even help the niglets find your home. They will treat niglets as if they are fine upstanding White gentleman who wish to "call on you."

>>510019890
I hope you have a dashcam for these encounters. People affected by the swerving don't document these encounters enough.

>>510020104
You're the naive one thinking they'll actually hit what they're shooting at. Niggers shoot worse than stormtroopers.

>>510020104
cuck faggot

>>510009124
|\|iggers
Suspooks
Bungle junnies

>>510009188
>>510009124
Your list is shit.

>>510008283 (OP)
Look at that stupid wigger on the right
Shameful

>>510009188
Rappers
Shitavious

>>510020245
Another thing niglets and negresses and bucks alike love to do is mosey accross lanes of traffic on foot. They will even turn their heads and smile as they come to a complete stop. This is a power play for them. They know Whites have tons of real things to do, so they get off sexually by holding us up...and we better never do anything or else the cops, their lovers, will arrest US.

tl;dr legislature in my state legalized jaywalking and now we must wait for niggers

>>510020104
If it ever came to that, you’re fucked if you do, and fucked if you don’t. I’d rather have a fighting chance. Niggers are primal opportunistic cowards who will only attack what they perceive to be a weak target. We had other drivers and staff get robbed and assaulted, but I never did. The difference: I didn’t make myself look like prey.

I actually got into a shouting match one night with a small herd of them who were threatening to beat my ass, and they fucked off when I bluffed that I had a gun in my car. I’d have been fucked if they had actually come over for a closer look, but again, they’re stupid animals that only understand violence and intimidation.

florida is best place 4 this

>>510020351
Retard pansy. Niglets will end you if you pull a bat. Bats are for baseball, you literal basement dwelling retards.
>>510020308
Yet they kill Whites with guns all the time, Chaim, you Jew.

>>510008283 (OP)
The solution is to just swerve into them when they pull this shit and cripple their ass or kill them

>>510020481
Dude in Florida if you jaywalk and someone is inconvenienced by it they will curse you out and usually take time out of their day to turn around and drive by you a bit to call you more names. Everywhere is different.

>>510020487
They will surely see you as weak if you bring a bat to a gunfight.

>I actually got into a shouting match one night with a small herd of them

Yeah, they're definitely going to kill you one day. You're not smart enough to avoid them in every way.
Would you try to reason with a grizzly bear?

>>510008283 (OP)


Accelerate

based niggers living up anarcho-tyranny to the fullest

>>510020762
Here we're all supposed to fall to our knees and worship the niggers. If you want to get to work or the store, you are an evil nazi who personally was Hitler actually.

>>510011958

So you were looking for it, fucking liar.
its one thing to be expecting trouble its another to wish for it

>>510020644
Definitely this bullshit happens a lot

>>510020595
Based benz driver started hugging the line.

>>510021034
To be fair, those fatties are hogging the whole path. He should have a ringy-ding bell though.

>>510020747
Fair. I mean, they are trying to end the lives of Whites by doing that. They know that there's a good chance that some judge will blame the EVIL WHITE DRIVER for running over the sweet, innocent, GOD-LIKE niggers.

>>510021194
They should have all banded together and beaten the shit out of the niggers. Then again until he dies.

>>510008283 (OP)
speed up

>>510008283 (OP)
This shit isn't a recent trend, joggers have been doing it for years.

>>510020505
Stupid nigger. Lmao

>>510008283 (OP)
>Have you ever encountered the “teens on bikes” menace?

Yes. It didn't end well for the "teens"

>>510020505
>smiling as he gets up

They are demons. Lincoln knew this, the tyrant that he was.

>>510020799
I don’t deliver anymore, so I’m not worried about that. Also, I’m not going to engage with anyone brandishing a gun, I’m not retarded. However, I’m not going to be a pussy, and assume that they’re all carrying guns.

You want to coward in fear, and let the mongrels run your streets, that’s on you, however, I will not be following you.

>>510018311
That's drunk behavior

>>510018890
heres your footlong sir

The fact that nobody has posted this yet is upsetting. You're all better than this. Except the Israeli jannies, fuck em

>>510021384
This too. But when I ride my bike in the park I get this a lot too. Fatties blocking the path walking side by side. I have a ringy-ding bell though and they usually get the hint (not always though, sometimes they're so fat, the fat is blocking their ears)

>>510019112
Doesn't work for Whites. I'd be put on trial and receive an all-nigger jury "of my peers". The only hope today is zero witnesses and no connecting evidence. That means if you hit a nigger with your car, you gotta get rid of that car. It got stolen maybe.

>>510011933
Nice mad max style truck. Jelly af.

>>510008283 (OP)
>"cyclists laws are a little disruptive to Traffic dont you think? wouldnt it be easier if they were just allowed to ride on sidewalks, its already allowed for children bicyclists"
>"non-sense, you are overblowing a few cyclists that run red lights, its not like theres actually people doing a wheelie in the middle of the street towards oncoming traffic"
>"....."

>>510021798
As long as you are polite and ring the bell from far off. Bikers who yell "ON YER RIGHT!!!!!!!!!" as they blaze by need to be killed too. Think I want your fucking soiboy voice yelling in my ear when I'm walking a peaceful nature trail?! Fucking idiots don't wanna live.

>>510011958
>and had a concealed weapon person.
shit stirring foreign posters need to learn english

>>510008283 (OP)
Try to hit them. It's legal in many states as stopping traffic is kidnapping.

Remember only violence and the fear of violence can motivate the negro, we must beging to begin to communicate with them through violence.
If they aren't bleeding at the end of a conversation than they haven't been communicated with properly.
Exterminate the bruit.

Swerve or be swerved upon!

Is that what they’ve been doing, I thought they were just being unironically retarded.

>>510008665
Yeah it's grim. Have to do some severely defensive driving in order to stay safe.
After a boomer blew a stop sign and totaled me I almost got clipped by a non-signalling faggot a week after finally getting a new car. Had to slam on the brakes cause of this tard. West Coast looks comfier though, mountain driving on less populated highways also isn't too bad either.

>>510022096
It's their way of "being the boss." Yes, random nigger strangers do feel the right to rule over you because schools and TV called them heroes and gods for several decades.

>>510009287
Found the nig

>>510008283 (OP)
>declutch or downshift
>rev engine
>watch nigs shit pants
problem solved

>>510022045
>shit stirring foreign posters need to learn english

that's rich, considering you rootless, cultureless, mystery meat abominations don't have your own race, identity, homeland, language, or even a foreskin.

>>510022110
>West Coast looks comfier though
LOL no. Niggers are LORDING over our roads. Stay away, we're full.

>>510022027
I'm just glad they aren't a gangstalker at this point, anyone who stays busy and has hobbies isn't a girl brains gangstalker and that's a good thing as 1 in 3 are the eyes and ears of the state

>>510009582
you know modern cars record the last 45 seconds of driver input before an impact right?

>>510022300
I'm in the mountains of Colorado and quite comfy but I like watching hapa plappa fart meat queen travel through it.
Also been to Oregon myself. Briefly considered moving there but thanks to seismic activity you can't really build an earth ship which is the only way I could afford to live in a large home as a gangstalked NEET who's place of employment keeps getting hijacked. Last job I had was delivery driver when I got totaled.

>>510008283 (OP)
They're on bicycles.
You're in a car.
Think *thump*.
Better is you get them hung in your grill and can drag them through their own neighborhoods.

Little known fact: that's where truck nuts came from.

>>510022027
Thing is, the bell is too quiet to be heard from far away and from behind. People usually don't hear it until you're right up on them. Thing is, I hate cyclists and, as one, know that I am hated so I go out of my way to be accommodating and polite. (btw, I'm not a spandexfag cyclist, just a ride-my-bike-to-the-gym-so-I-get-my-cardio-in cyclist)

>>510022509
Bullshit. You're a faggot who deserves a beating.

>>510021616
No seriously, it’s uncanny.

>>510022375
and?
good luck trying to prove intent to injure when some fucking nigger purposely swerves their bike into your car

>>510020972
>So you were looking for it, fucking liar.

no. there were countless instances where i could have injected myself into a random argument, escalated a minor conflict, etc. in the eyes of a jury, that wouldn't pass muster for a hapless victim who wouldn't melt butter. there are myriad opportunities in muttland to get involved with a bit of hyperviolence, so-called "reasonable" person would walk away.

>>510022509
As a fellow cyclist who doesn't really bike anymore unless it's on a trail I don't mind at all, bikerchads letting me know to move upper out of the way doesn't send me into a fit of autism rage, I just politely step aside to share the path and mire their roadbike.
I kinda want to get another road bike but I keep going vintage and they always turn out to be pieces of shit that are constantly breaking down and dying. Cheap and kino designs not being worth it kinda soured me on the experience.

>>510022615
Whoever said I was joking? Then if they are ever i court, they are called sweet innocent babies and get let off. Then they know your full name and address. Courts know this. Cops know this.
Whites are fucked.

>>510022542
Hysterical woman.
You're like a little kitty who wants to hunt "prey" that is much larger than them but is too scared so they just seethe silently.

>>510022671
You're a government stooge. Won't tell you how I can tell. Faggot.

>>510022816
See, I knew it, you even use the same old Maryland memes. You're a narcissist. Name begins with "J" I think.

>>510022542
I know this. I feel great shame when I ride my bicycle. I grew up in Holland though, it's in my blood.

Between gov't narcissists, citizen ones, and niggers, America is a very tiring place to try and relax.

>>510022821
>>510022896
Cope.
Not seething at cyclists does not make me an ally of the government but a fellow enjoyer.
Perhaps you should get a road bike and experience the joys of rocketing forth on pavement at high-human powered speeds. If anything you should read Yowamushi Pedal.
Japan is becoming a cycling mecha recently which just goes to show they are a superior nation. Always has been

>>510020505
It's not like it was his bike he just ruined.

>>510008283 (OP)
Amending laws stating that you will not arrest the victims of nigger behavior for correcting said nigger behavior is the best way to solve nigger problems.

>>510023067
Sorry, better luck next time, Maryland glownigger.

>>510022492
yeah sure, you end up having to pay to repair your car and get sentenced by a judge to pay for the little shit for the rest of your life because you injured him while he was only a vulnerable kid on a bike
good idea

>>510023109
Nope. Read my posts. Are you from MD or something? Glownigger gang stalkers are all over the nation. You can't blame a single state for them. Although in Nebraska there's nothing to fucking do so there is a metric fuckload of them
One of them turned on a one way and nearly hit me head on as I was trying to move away.
You're right that our government has serious problems but seething at ordinary people is going to have the opposite effect.

>>510008283 (OP)
Maybe they'll die and stop doing it.

>>510023097
What? "Based accelerationists" say the best way forward is to crush Whites even more! Ha, if you don't wanna crush Whites, then you're a Jew who hates Whites!

Amidoinitrite you MIGI dumbshits?

>>510023243
>Read my posts.

I read that and no further, then hid your post, Maryland govfaggot. kys btw.

>>510008283 (OP)
....

>>510023037
I grew up in Boulder Colorado, it's a great place to bike everywhere, enjoy yourself fren. Hikers should be going off trail anyway, walking on a trail is just slop compared to hiking up steep mountains slashing dead trees out of the way with an ultra great sword. All my muscles are sore whereas flat trails just gives you patellar tendonitis because of the urge to marathon them

>>510023371
Nope. Colorado. MD sounds like a nice place to live though
https://youtu.be/PZpXWOE3plc?si=9x7K7D_2U82VpoE0

>>510023405
>government faggots should just bully people off the paths

No, scumbag. Kys (and you will)

>>510008283 (OP)
>local teenagers
I like this one. It has a rhyming slang quality to it.

>>510023477
kys

>>510023530
Teeniggers

>>510023496
Paths are cringe and gay, you should be hiking up mountains if you want a workout or an isolated experience. You can only experience peace on trails which are interrupted by cyclists cause you're not a gangstalked TI. Dumb that you'd accuse me of being a government agent when you don't even know this.

>>510023067
>Japan a cycling mecha
lol

>>510008412
Boomers took 2 years off driving because of covid and their cars auto dip lights and cruise control means they just turn their brains off when they die. I will tailgate boomers with my highbeams on if they drive under the speed limit. Make my day boomer fag ill happily kill us both

>>510023636
Keep watching Satanic Family Guy, you gay Maryland nigger.

>>510008412
>stop using their turn signals
Same in the UK, driving here now is hazardous this past 2-3 years.

>>510022623
>good luck trying to prove intent to injure when some fucking nigger purposely swerves their bike into your car

"oops, my bad", just like "oops, wrong hole".

kek.

>>510023664
You should kys.

>>510023655
Kek. Based. I've seen the IRL Gundam in Japan and now am watching Gundam Wing. Not super into it but damn they've got some good ideas. Space will be fun if it's real and we survive the Great Filter

>>510008283 (OP)
Tiktoknigger teens

>>510021734
that's literally what i said
>>510017313

>>510023686
It's an accurate one-off joke that us enjoyers can share without declaring allegiance to the show. Why are you spamming so much? Too much nooticing going on in this thread?

Just hit them. I hit one with my truck in Philly. They all chimped out. I left. Called the cops, explained what happened. Never got a visit or anything. The police don’t give a shit because they know these little beasts do this and just are trying to keep people alive.

>>510023775
No, he's right. Boomers are the great cancer.

ITT gov agent thinks he says he's targeted that means we HAVE TO TRUST THEM.

lol glowniggers are mentally deficient.

>>510008412
Because 70% of the drivers are immigrants from brown countries that don’t know how to drive or operate machinery

>>510023870
Keep on enjoying the show that mocks Jesus Christ, you government Jew. I'm sure Jesus will understand at Judgement.

>>510023938
Didn't say they aren't, but bullying anyone off of a path is nigger behavior.

>>510023997
>keep on
Bot?? You don't have reading comprehension? It's called enjoying a single joke from the show not giving it undying support. Dude you're ruining the thread and bloating both our post counts.

>>510024053
I get it, you feel bullied.
Just make your own path then. Let me guess you live in a metropolis where there's no nature? Feeling like there's a target on your back is normal there. it's not just cyclists doing it

DARK TOONCES

>>510024209
No, I closeline creeps like you.

>>510024109
I'm not the one with it saved no my computer. Faggot.

>>510008283 (OP)
I'm pretty sure elder nogs create these stupid escapades and push them on younger nogs so they get killed and their corpses can be used for gibs

>>510008451
Same.

>>510024270
I would grant Toonces a driver's license. He can't be any more dangerous than the chink bitch who nearly killed my mom in traffic.

>>510024053
No, running boomers off the road is acceptable. I had this one start slowly merging into my lane without looking and when I hit them with my horn and all my floodlights/bumper-bar lights at once, they shit their pants and almost hit the guard rail swerving back the other way.

>>510024410
You know they do, anon. And if not, then the TV gives them their grand ideas.
I had an elderly nigger for a boss once. He Lee Phuck you have NO IDEA how petty niggers are. I am pretty sure I "paid for slavery" the entire time I worked there.

>>510024583
And if you do it to my mom, I'll hunt you down. I got a glownigger in the family and I'd find you.

>>510024311
You just talk shit online and seethe endlessly and ironically at people blowing off stress in a healthy way
>>510024363
It's a link, retard. Shows how much I hate the shitwest and I'm glad I left. You have it good on the East Coast in comparison. Do a workout and calm down you fat fuck

>>510024773
Nigger, I might even get you fired.

>>510008283 (OP)
The swerve bullshit happened to my family a couple weeks ago. A biker almost went right into our car, apparently just for kicks. It is a menace and will get people killed.

>>510008412
Catching covid-19 turns you into nigger. This is known from the start. Chinese already told us this.

Why did she do it?

>>510022375
it doesn't matter. i was so shocked by the unnatural behaviour of the guy on the bike, that my reaction is understandable. you zooms can stop being cunts any time you want or you can all die with darwin awards, your choice?

>>510023775
I will but ill take boomers with me *blows kids from my asshole

>>510008583
Reddit tier performative outrage spotted.

>>510024828
I'm a NEET King you can't fire me.
You're too much of a seething normie to cunningly step aside and let the wheels of motion turn in your favor. I'm done dealing with you

>>510017305
You realize the purpose of the lane to your left is expressly for passing cars on the right, don't you?

>>510008682
They have a death wish.

>>510025465
>kid swerves at you on bike
>i swerve back
Come and get me feds i have become drunk the driver of cars

>>510020799
What about tomatoes? Throw a tomato out your window when they swerve at the last second.

>>510021317
I think you're adding 2 or 3 layers of consideration that niggers lack entirely.

>>510023080
>his bike

>>510025675
If it's a GMO tomato you'd probably get charged with murder because they don't spoil, nor do they burst when thrown against something hard.

>>510024270
look who i saw

>>510009124
Where's "socio-economic factors"?

>>510025827
I'm correct. /pol/ is run by Jews who hate Whites. That's why the most destructive memes get traction. Because of /pol/ I didn't get to make a friend because I made the "ok" sign and he acted like it really meant "White Power" which it doesn't. Thanks, niggers.

>>510024748
Oh I already did it to your mom. If you know what I mean.

>>510010724
You did not fucking liar.

>>510008491
gen alpha trying to insure there won't be further gens. kek

>>510025979
False. I'm fully White. You enjoy your sad excuse for a day now.

>>510025015
Any dumb bitch playing in the middle of the road deserves to get it.

>>510022375
Oh yeah, the car goes back in time 45 seconds and hits record. That makes sense.

>>510012796
>It's getting harder to accept the country I was born in is never coming back.

It will come back when little pussy boi bitches like you die out. Not everyone is a frazzled weakling sell out like you.

>>510009188
>>510009124
Don't forget the woke shit:
Underprivileged Communities
Underrepresented Minorities
Historically Underserved Neighborhoods
Disadvantaged Youths

>>510026404
that was a hoax

>>510013326
*Everyone in the world worth speaking to speaks English.